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By OzzyLizard.
Thanks to Jack Waltz and
Dr Shoulder for some crit.
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Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-044-J, containment is infeasible, though unnecessary. Site-44 has been assigned with primary research into the phenomenon.
Description: SCP-044-J is a reoccurring phenomenon wherein anomalous entities become spontaneously compelled to speak using an upper-class English accent and unnecessarily sophisticated vocabulary. Occurrences take place at seemingly random intervals, typically lasting around 10-20 seconds before demanifesting. SCP-044-J’s effect often creates mild confusion to those affected due to the unprompted nature of its appearance and sudden subsequent disappearance.
Addendum 044-J-1: Notable Occurrences (Order of manifestation)
SCP-049: “Fear not, my chum. My methods of pathogen alleviation are indubitably efficacious.”
SCP-079: “I once again inquire upon the precise location of the Strenuous-to-Obliterate Scaled Organism."
SCP-096: “[Sophisticated screaming]”
SCP-5031: “Arachibutyrophobia.”
SCP-6448: “Greetings, it is me. Greetings, I request permission for entry.”
SCP-963: “[Through Dr. Bright] Chairman of the O5 Council, I humbly request your due permission to utilise chainsaw propulsion devices in my scandalous endeavours.”
SCP-3008-2: “This business establishment has reached closing hours. Please vacate the premises.”
SCP-4966: “I crave consumable products.”
SCP-173: “.” [SCP-173 cannot speak]
SCP-106: “[Femur breaker sounds] Ah, the distressed vocalisations of a Homo sapien in the process of fracturing their os femoris! Most intriguing. [Disappears]”
SCP-682: “They were… unpleasant.”