SCP-036-J - SCP Foundation

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SCP-036-J

From:	command@site-01.scp.int
To:	HelmireElizabeth@site-529.scp.int
Subject:	Item of high priority

Dear Site Director Helmire,

It has come to my attention that an object found in Sector-07 has been awaiting collection for about three weeks now. I am fully aware they are on the bathroom floor. We're looking into the matter. I know you guys think it's gross. I will retrieve them eventually. Please stop sending emails.

Regards,
O5-7

Secure. Contain. Protect.

Item #: 036-J

Object Class: Cernunnos

Special Containment Procedures: Personnel are to relocate SCP-036-J from its current location at their earliest convenience. O5-7 has been informed of its location.¹ Responsibility of the task has been passed down from Director Helmire to Site-529 staff.² A pair of latex gloves, eye protection, and apron are to be used in the event of removal of SCP-X036-J.³

Description: SCP-036-J is a small, horse-shoe shaped object made from pink acrylic and a series of sixteen yellowish white objects. SCP-036-J shows signs of regular use and minor wear.

Discovery: On the bathroom floor in Sector-07.⁴ The bathroom has been sectioned off from personnel use due to grievous biochemical contamination.

Addendum 036-J.1: The Culprit

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