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In light of recent discovery the following file's clearance requirement has been lowered from Level-5/0110-J to Level-1/0110-J. It is our belief that the information contained in this file and its ability to be edited by all personnel might, in fact, help all of us. For the safety of our organization and the survival of humanity; all Foundation personnel are required to read this document.
Secure, Contain, Protect.


Item#: 0110-J
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Special Containment Procedures: In order to postpone SCP-0110-PRIME-J for as long as possible, the following file is to be available to edit by all personnel, regardless of clearance.1 As long as such a permit is maintained and edits are made regularly, SCP-0110-PRIME-J poses almost no threat to humanity.

Description: SCP-0110-J is an anomalous relationship between the number of Object Classes within the SCP Foundation's database and the number of months until an inevitable ÓK-Class "Universal Collapse" Scenario.2 The event has been noted to inevitably occur on 09/09/2030 within all observable multiverses.

However, it was discovered through extrauniversal sources that when a new logical and usable Object Class is introduced into the database, the event is postponed by exactly one month. The mechanism upon which the anomaly functions is unknown.

Addendum 0110-1-J: The following is a table of all proposed Object Classes in relation to stopping SCP-0110-PRIME-J.

Attempt Number Name of the Class Definition Personnel Suggesting Database Accaptence
#1 Anomalous Item is so simplistic that it is not assigned an official database file D. Asheworth Accepted
#2 Archon Item is able to be contained but ought not to be J. Rivera Accepted
#3 Ticonderoga Item cannot be contained but does not need to be contained J. Micheals Accepted
#4 Keeter Item is deemed more difficult to contain that a standard Keter object E. MacCarthy Jr.3 Denied4
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#45 Yesod Item has been integrated into the Foundation's command structure D. Asheworth Accepted
#46 Chhokmah [REDACTER PER ORDER OF O5-1] D. Asheworth Accepted

Please submit your proposals here:


What the fuck is wrong with you

I'm away for a month-long vacation — I should also mention it's the first in literally decades — and I come up back to forty-five new Object Classes. Are any of you even aware of how much paperwork that creates? Hell, even one new Object Class creates weeks of new documents to fill, but forty-five? Most of them aren't even usable! I don’t care there’s a -K goddamnit, you guys can literally remake the universe, so find a way around that shit. You are literally just clogging the database for the purpose of sounding ~cool~ or your documentation getting more attention due to a word at the top of it. Yesod is practically a Thaumiel, except with less uses! And what the hell even is a Chhokmah?

— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA

Re: What the fuck is wrong with you

Chhokmah balls

Re: Re: What the fuck is wrong with you

That’s not funny. What the hell is Maksur then?

Re: Re: Re: What the fuck is wrong with you

Maksur to Chhokmah balls lmao

You are all fired.

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