SCP-914 Experiment Log Sandbox

Note: This page will be purged every week. If your log is rejected or doesn't adhere to the correct format, make sure to save a copy yourself if you want to try again.

Guidelines for future entries can be found here.


Note to all contributors:

Please include your name on all records, along with the date and the total number of items "refined."

Test Log Format:
All test logs should be written in this form:

**Name:**
**Date:** DD/MM/YYYY
**Total Items:**

**Input:**
**Setting:**
**Output:**


If you want to add a note to a log that has already been ported over, copy that log to the bottom of this page and use this template:

//Suggested Note://


REMINDERS TO CONTRIBUTORS: SCP-914 does not create or destroy matter, nor does it change anything on the atomic level. All outputs should contain all and only the matter included in the input. Some grandfathered entries break this rule, but new entries should never do so.

Additional reminder: 914 is a cheeky little bugger. It's unpredictable and apparently kinda snarky. If the output is exactly what you'd expect from the input, or if 914 has just obligingly improved everything you put in, the entry is out-of-character.

  • LeveritasLeveritas (me) will regularly check this page, selecting logs that are of sufficient quality to add to the log and port them over.
  • Tests that fail to adhere to the proper format (date, etc.) will not be ported until fixed.
  • You can place notes at the end of tests, and feel free to be creative when doing so. It can give some interesting insight into dynamics within the Foundation. Having said that, don't make Foundation personnel look like idiots/psychopaths/juvenile/a combination of those. It's a professional research organization, not a fraternity ward or a death cult.
  • Not too direct. 914 doesn't talk to researchers directly, it ruins the mystery and it's not clear if the machine is sentient or not. If you put in a note, you don't get a response, you might get something that might be a response if you interpret it a certain way, but it also might be random. Or something else entirely.
  • Ownership of content posted to the 914 log is retained by log curators as stewards over any content therein. As such, any authors contributing to the logs cede any future claims to said content to the collaboration log curator.
If you're not comfortable with your in-universe name being used, politely request a change or come to me about it.

Notice: On another note, changing these notices will result in disciplinary actions, meaning Site banning, not just this log.

Some of you might have noticed that I'm being harsher on notes and logs that I deem too LOLFoundation. To illustrate my point, I'm going to use an example from part IV:

I actually edited the note. This is what it originally was:

This is a very small difference, but it makes a world of difference in tone. The first entry works a lot better because it's not a researcher scolding the machine outright as a kid would. It's implying (read, show don't tell) that the researcher became so fed up with the result that he outright left. Wacky entries work well if it's against the cold professionalism that signifies the Foundation, and it doesn't work if it looks like the employees are acting just as unprofessional.


Conversation about Experiment Log 914 and help for your entries can be found at the 914 Discord Server.


Added Logs

Please delete yours as soon as you see it. Thanks! (Logs that have been moved here for more than a day have been shortened to save a little space.)


Denied Logs

Denied or equivalent by mod, as well as drafts that have not been touched for a long time. (Will be deleted after a day without activity.)

General Notes

Notices for everyone.

1. If you didn't bother reading the above division of obviously important text, click here!
2. Mod will remove notes if they are too excessive/LOLFoundation/unprofessional.
3. Part XVIII is up and running! Find your tests here.
4. New log-writers, please do not use other writers' characters without asking. It is generally seen as bad form. If you want to use someone's character, most of the writers can be contacted via Wikidot PM or, for a quicker response, the 914 Discord server.
5. Everyone is invited to join the above Discord server. This also facilitates easier communication with the mod. If you notice something wrong with a particular test in Experiment Log 914, you can either point it out in the server or do so below.
6. Please, no more introduction notes. 914 is supposed to be unpredictable, and there’s only so many times it can turn handwriting into different handwriting or a drawing before you start predicting it.
7. Please don't link outside of SCP wiki pages (crosslinks to other SCPs/Tales/GoI formats are ok). The reason for this are in-universe and out-of universe for different reasons. In-universe, it's not professional conduct to link to anything outside Foundation intranet if that's not part of your job. On top of that, anyone can edit something like wikipedia, and the Foundation would not rely on it as an reliable information source. Out-of-universe, it's immersion breaking. Please write a short description of the concept instead. This way, it doesn't require the reader to read a wikipedia article where a short description would have done to get the gist of the concept.


Notes to Mod


New Entries


Name: Junior Researcher Paci
Date: 13/10/2021
Total Items: Four chair/desk combinations (plastic chair attached to a plastic desk by aluminum bars) found in most American elementary schools

Input: One chair/desk combination
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of shredded plastic and singed aluminum rods.

Input: One chair/desk combination
Setting: Coarse
Output: One dismantled chair/desk combination, separate pieces ordered from smallest to largest

Input: One chair/desk combination
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two rolling scooters found in most American school gymnasiums, one blue and one tan

Input: One chair/desk combination
Setting: Fine
Output: One physically unchanged plastic chair One anomalous plastic chair that, when sat on, induces a mild compulsion to stretch backwards against the chair. Doing so will emit a loud crack from the chair. D-828572 reported feeling less sore and more relaxed after performing this action.

Note: 12 hours after testing the last output, D-828572 started complaining of stiffness and cramps. A week later, D-828572 started complaining about his joints making popping noises when moving. - J.R. Paci

Greenlit. - Boneka


Name: Junior Researcher Allen
Date: 18/10/2021
Total Items: Four battery-powered two-way radio transceivers

Input: One radio
Setting: Rough
Output: One nonfunctional radio that has been seemingly smashed and melted.

Input: One radio
Setting: Coarse
Output: An assortment of radio components sorted from largest to smallest.

Input: One radio
Setting: 1:1
Output: One graphing calculator with increased battery life due to larger battery space. Due to a lack of buttons, equations can only be inputted through the use of a switch, similar to one of the aforementioned radios. Input equations also take several seconds to complete, and are incorrect 15% of the time, rendering the output unreliable.

Input: One radio
Setting: Fine
Output: One digital GPS. Instead of displaying locations on Earth, it displays locations from a random planet or moon orbiting our sun. So far Earth has not been displayed, though the Earth's moon is observable. There are several inconsistencies with Foundation information, most notably that there are deep gashes and massive craters on the surface of the moon. The object drained its battery after 5 hours of usage, with no way of recharging discovered yet.

Greenlit. Made some fixes to grammar and syntax. - Boneka


Name: Junior Researcher Paci
Date: 22/10/2021
Total Items: Three GameBoy! Advanced portable gaming systems, three copies of Pokémon: Fire Red, one Pikachu plushie (20cm), one Eevee plushie (28cm), two written notes explaining the rules of a "Nuzlocke" run and of a "Mono-Type" run

Note: I wanted to see how 914 reacts to certain game-related content of a certain kind, and I decided to see how it reacts to content on its own, along with rules created by fans in order to make the gameplay more challenging. Also, to simplify, a Nuzlocke is where you can only catch one Pokemon per area, and if they faint you can't use them, and Mono-Type means your entire team has to all share a single type, like all of them being a normal type. - J.R. Paci

Input: One GBA, one copy of Pokémon: Fire Red
Setting: 1:1
Output: Gaming system unchanged; the game now has a save file under the name 914, and a team of Blastoise, Kakuna, Cloyster, Charmander, Caterpie, and Venomoth on the Hall of Fame saving screen.

Note: Besides somehow having a second starter, after a bit of searching I realized the team SCP-914 used has the Pokédex numbers of #009, #014, #091, #004, #010, and #049 respectively. - J.R. Paci

Input: One GBA, one copy of Pokémon: Fire Red, one handwritten note explaining the rules of a "Mono-Type" run
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small battery-powered keyboard and an identical note. Upon connecting it to an isolated computer, it was discovered that all keys are non-functional, except for the enter key.

Input: One GBA, one copy of Pokémon: Fire Red, one handwritten note explaining the rules of a "Nuzlocke" run
Setting: 1:1
Output: Remains of a GBA, GBA game cartridge, and a wadded ball of paper. Upon the Output booth opening, object clocked exiting the booth at 50 m/s, shattering against the opposite wall.

Input: One Pikachu plushie
Setting: 1:1
Output: A Raichu plushie is yellow instead of orange.

Input: One Eevee plushie
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Eevee plushie which appears to change between its various evolutions when certain requirements are met within 10 meters of it, with varying negative effects. with a cognitohazard that makes anyone viewing it to believe its changing between its various evolutions, along with developing immunity to a certain element with each transformation.

Note: It seems the plushie changes forms depending on if something similar to its method of evolution is near it, such as turning into a fire-proof Flareon when near fire, turning into a water-proof Vaporeon when near water, or turning into a electric-proof Jolteon when near electricity. On another note, does anyone know a way to destroy this thing? - J.R. Paci

Greenlit. - Boneka


Name: Researcher Laskenta
Date: 23/10/2021
Total Items: Three printed copies of test log 914-1688

Input: One of the aforementioned copies
Setting: Fine
Output: One origami model resembling [DATA LOST].

Input: One of the aforementioned copies
Setting: Fine
Output: One scientific paper regarding the chemistry of nylon 66 and one detailed but inaccurate description about logic gates. The only correct explanation in the latter text regards NAND gates.

Note: [DATA LOST]

Input: One of the aforementioned copies
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A perpetually changing object, resembling a random item which stores the entire information about test 914-1688 at any given time. Due to this effect, any knowledge, record, or other direct information about test 914-1688, other than its identification, has been lost, no new memory can be formed, and no copies of the information can be created. Researcher Laskenta and D-47804 have been found in an discombobulated state in Research Cell 109-B after the security system detected an unauthorised use of SCP-914, but have not suffered from any impairment to their health since then.

Addendum: The CCTV footage of Anomalous Storage - Shelf J2, starting at 19/08/2020 11:29 local time - has been noted be absent. It is currently hypothesised that the output of test 914-1688 has been stored within the viewing range of the camera. As no description about the output and the reason for its containment can currently be obtained, Director of Containment Dr. Norwood ordered Shelf J2 to be isolated, both in order to prevent the anomaly from causing accidents and to subsequently relocate the output.

Very greenlit. - Boneka


Name: Junior Researcher Davidson
Date: 24/10/2021
Total Items: Three plastic pumpkins, one candle with a vanilla scent, one speaker

Input: One plastic pumpkin
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two halves of a plastic pumpkin. The stem of the pumpkin was positioned between the two halves.

Input: One plastic pumpkin with a candle inside
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic pumpkin with a candle inside that is able to change its scent through unknown means. Trying to smell the candle causes the scent to change to whatever the person smelling it considers to be the worst smell.

Input: One plastic pumpkin with a speaker inside
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A plastic pumpkin with a speaker inside with cognitohazardous properties. The cognitohazardous properties make the person listening to songs feel feelings of happiness, euphoria and satisfaction. Prolonged exposure to the audio produced by the speaker causes people in a 5m radius to experience headaches, dizziness, and lightheadedness. During testing, it was discovered that if the speaker is removed from inside the pumpkin, the speaker loses its anomalous properties and functions as a normal speaker until it is returned inside the pumpkin. The pumpkin itself was discovered to induce feelings of fear, anxiety and nervousness. Output incinerated.


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