SCP-914 Experiment Log Sandbox

Note: This page will be purged every week. If your log is rejected or doesn't adhere to the correct format, make sure to save a copy yourself if you want to try again.

Guidelines for future entries can be found here.


Note to all contributors:

Please include your name on all records, along with the date and the total number of items "refined."

Test Log Format:
All test logs should be written in this form:

**Name:**
**Date:** DD/MM/YYYY
**Total Items:**

**Input:**
**Setting:**
**Output:**


If you want to add a note to a log that has already been ported over, copy that log to the bottom of this page and use this template:

//Suggested Note://


REMINDERS TO CONTRIBUTORS: SCP-914 does not create or destroy matter, nor does it change anything on the atomic level. All outputs should contain all and only the matter included in the input. Some grandfathered entries break this rule, but new entries should never do so.

Additional reminder: 914 is a cheeky little bugger. It's unpredictable and apparently kinda snarky. If the output is exactly what you'd expect from the input, or if 914 has just obligingly improved everything you put in, the entry is out-of-character.

  • LeveritasLeveritas (me) will regularly check this page, selecting logs that are of sufficient quality to add to the log and port them over.
  • Tests that fail to adhere to the proper format (date, etc.) will not be ported until fixed.
  • You can place notes at the end of tests, and feel free to be creative when doing so. It can give some interesting insight into dynamics within the Foundation. Having said that, don't make Foundation personnel look like idiots/psychopaths/juvenile/a combination of those. It's a professional research organization, not a fraternity ward or a death cult.
  • Not too direct. 914 doesn't talk to researchers directly, it ruins the mystery and it's not clear if the machine is sentient or not. If you put in a note, you don't get a response, you might get something that might be a response if you interpret it a certain way, but it also might be random. Or something else entirely.
  • Ownership of content posted to the 914 log is retained by log curators as stewards over any content therein. As such, any authors contributing to the logs cede any future claims to said content to the collaboration log curator.
If you're not comfortable with your in-universe name being used, politely request a change or come to me about it.

Notice: On another note, changing these notices will result in disciplinary actions, meaning Site banning, not just this log.

Some of you might have noticed that I'm being harsher on notes and logs that I deem too LOLFoundation. To illustrate my point, I'm going to use an example from part IV:

I actually edited the note. This is what it originally was:

This is a very small difference, but it makes a world of difference in tone. The first entry works a lot better because it's not a researcher scolding the machine outright as a kid would. It's implying (read, show don't tell) that the researcher became so fed up with the result that he outright left. Wacky entries work well if it's against the cold professionalism that signifies the Foundation, and it doesn't work if it looks like the employees are acting just as unprofessional.


Added Logs

Please delete yours as soon as you see it. Thanks! (Logs that have been moved here for more than a day have been shortened to save a little space.)


Denied Logs

Denied or equivalent by mod, as well as drafts that have not been touched for a long time. (Will be deleted after a day without activity.)

General Notes

Notices for everyone.

1. If you didn't bother reading the above division of obviously important text, click here!
2. Mod will remove notes if they are too excessive/LOLFoundation/unprofessional.
3. Part XVIII is up and running! Find your tests here.
4. New log-writers, please do not use other writers' characters without asking. It is generally seen as bad form. If you want to use someone's character, most of the writers can be contacted via Wikidot PM or, for a quicker response, the 914 Discord server.
5. Everyone is invited to join the above Discord server. This also facilitates easier communication with the mod. If you notice something wrong with a particular test in Experiment Log 914, you can either point it out in the server or do so below.
6. Please, no more introduction notes. 914 is supposed to be unpredictable, and there’s only so many times it can turn handwriting into different handwriting or a drawing before you start predicting it.


Notes to Mod


New Entries


Name: Junior Researcher Morganna
Date: 10/07/2021
Total Items: One standard lab coat, one kg each tungsten, tungsten carbide, and hardened steel

Input: Above items
Setting: Fine
Output: One metalized lab coat mannequin with no openings. Impervious to damage Anomalously dissipates all energy applied to it evenly throughout a spherical area with a 15-meter radius, centered on the object. Kinetic forces are applied radially outward, atom by atom, regardless of mass. Due to it redistributing its gravitational potential energy in the same manner, small unsecured objects are repelled over time, and light wind is always present. To protect from the possibility of damage to the incinerator and surrounding areas, the object was placed in Anomalous Storage.

Note: While heat is spread out, it does still affect the object as much as anything else within the affected area. It would be theoretically possible, if impractical, to melt it using extreme high heat via lasers or similar directed-energy devices. However, there’s no guarantee that would disable the anomaly, and if it applies to each particle of the thing, it could be difficult to collect. The last thing we need is vaporized anomalous material. - J.R. Morganna


Collab test, please see Discord server for details. - Boneka

Name: Junior Researcher Boneka
Date: 19/07/2021
Total Items: One GPS (Global Positioning System) unit

Input: One GPS unit
Setting: Fine
Output: One physically unchanged GPS unit. The voiceover settings list the names of various personnel employed at Facility 19-23. Selecting one will not only change the GPS's voice guide to match the voice of the corresponding personnel, but also affects many of the ways in which the GPS functions, sometimes in ways that are beyond the capabilities of a normal GPS. A partial list of how each voiceover affects the GPS's functions is included below.

Note: For the purpose of testing, the output has been installed in a standard car and relocated to another site with the appropriate size and facilities for driving in. The driving range is entirely enclosed within Site grounds, and D-Class personnel known to be cooperative have been selected to perform the following tests by driving the vehicle according to the GPS. - JR Boneka

Intern Beauvillier Any and all directions inputted intothe GPS will be modified in a way to get the vehicle the closest to French territory as possible. In the case of the current test, it redirected the driver in the direction of the French Ambassy in the U.S. It will also, during the trip, heavily praise French culture, gastronomy, and landscapes. While using the GPS, French becomes the only language available for all on-board systems including the device itself. It also allows the radio to receive French radio broadcasting.
Junior Researcher Evangeline Perry When this setting is selected, the GPS only allows the user to set routes for specific destinations, each one corresponding to the preferences of various personnel employed at Facility 19-23. The routes can't be edited, nor can new destinations be added. For example, J.R. Perry's destination is the nearest game arcade, J.R. Boneka's destination is the nearest candy shop, and Dr. Veritas' destination is a route directly back to his office with the warning "Without the car." vocalized when beginning the route.
Researcher Laskenta This voiceover setting disables any navigational aid of the system with the exception of the displayed map. The voice guide will instead confront occupants with peeved notes about damaged parts of the car or poor quality of used roads. Most notably, the voice guide vocalised after a series of tests: "It's been three hours of proving grounds and deliberately damaged cars. There is only so much for me to say in a roundabout way."

If your test log submission has been removed and you cannot find it in Experiment Log 914, the "Added logs" or "Denied logs" collapsibles, do PM us at bonbonekabonboneka and NitscheNitsche immediately and we will retrieve it for you.

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