ROUNDERPAGE V2

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EVEREST
TH GROUND ISNT SAFE

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HARBINGER II: The Burnley Estate
Dad?

SCP-6000
The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library
Welcome home, Jailor.

SCP-5555
Made in Heaven
With ARD & Nico.

ROUNDERHOUSE's Proposal
Memento Mori
I'm proud of you.

SCP-7311
Insecure Facility Dossier
you prommy 🥺?

SCP-4511
SWINE GOD.
SATISFIED.

ROUNDERHOUSE's Gold Proposal
AMONI-RAM
CITY OF FULADH, SHINING GATE OF THE WEST.

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no vacancy
Good luck.

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None of us are blind, Joe.
Good luck.

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bio-luminescence
Like an anglerfish.

SCP-5983
Nuke York, Nuke York
Jamcon winner!

SCP-5549
SECOND SIN.
We'll get out. Sooner or later.

Rate My Director
Rate My Director
With others.

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SCP-2304
"Like This Image To Die Instantly"
should've done it when i had the chance.

Adoption Poster: Pearl!
Adoption Poster: Pearl!
Hey, it's been a while. How's Pearl doing?

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All's Ferret in Love & War
HUMANS DYING LOL

ROUNDERHOUSE's Jade Proposal
MAMJUL & KORAR
MAMJUL ISHI-VATTA, HOUSE OF THE SCARLET, SEAT OF THE DAEVA

The Bathrooms Wiki
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You should have gone before you left.

SCP-4852
Site-19 Goes South For The Winter!
We should probably stop calling it Baba Yaga.

SCP-5227
F.O.G // FEAR OF GOD
Just because we have to contain gods doesn't mean we need our own.

CRITIQUE GUIDE
ROUNDERHOUSE EXTREMELY GOOD AND OFFICIAL GUIDE TO BEING A SHITTY CRITTER
I'm going to downvote this, and then I'm going to fuck your wife.

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SCP-5218
Preconceptions II
FUCK YOU FOR TRYING

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Professor Xorkanoff's Gallery of the Bizz-art
They're fucking sloths, man.

EXTDOC-5495
THE GHAZNI INCIDENT.
Just hurry and make me forget like the others.

Foundation Unmasked: Lesser Known Foundation Divisions
Foundation Unmasked: Lesser Known Foundation Divisions
Two words: shock and awe.

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the fivefold path
Over the following 12 hours, the victim's body will fold in half one to four times.

The Boltmann Ambush
The Boltmann Ambush
An Art Exchange gift for Stormbreath.

FRATRICIDE: An Amoni-Ram Story
FRATRICIDE: An Amoni-Ram Story
"You have me. You'll always have me."

SCP-8918
death was written large everywhere
We were just boys, really.

FARHAN'S FLAME
FARHAN'S FLAME
“Then get out of Paradise, for you are truly cursed."

MTF Sigma-5 "Pumpkin Punchers"
MTF Sigma-5 "Pumpkin Punchers"
2018 Halloween Tale Contest winner.

SCP-638
The 1914 Chicago Federal Reserve Heist
Richard Davis Chappell remains at large.

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Turbo Thompson and Deathramp Supreme
[Distantly, an electric guitar riff plays.]

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REAGANWEAPON
Sharing is caring, comrade.

SCP-5762
a doctor a day
Should've done more. Not Enough.

SCP-4513
Pounded in the Butt with Moby Dick by my IRS W-2 Tax Form
"My copay isn't the only thing that's rising."

SCP-4355
OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS
You will need souls.

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THE GEARS OF TIME
You are the invisible man. Above all, you are terrified of being seen.

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Jade Prelude: THE DYING OF THE WOLF
Or a bad man. Instead, he was like most dead people: infinitely complicated.

SCP-4249
Nothing Really Mattress Anymore
Or: Zen and the Art of Hunting Free-Range Furniture

Words of Wisdom from the Containment Chamber of SCP-046-ARC, better known as Richard "Big Dick" Chappell
Words of Wisdom from the Containment Chamber of SCP-046-ARC, better known as Richard "Big Dick" Chappell
"I don't think children should be heard or seen. Fuck 'em. No children."

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Long Distance Relationship
I love you, and I miss you so, so much.

SCP-5929
We Come In Piss
I just feel like it'd be really awkward, you know?

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METEMPSYCHOSIS
You do not deserve it.

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The Wanderer's Library Hub
The Wanderer's Library Hub
Happy reading, Wanderer.

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Site-7: HERITAGE
with Fishish and syuzhet.

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The Irish Problem.
With PlaguePJP.

ROUNDERHOUSE 100 FOR 100
ADVICE ON HOW TO BE MAXIMALLY SUCCESSFUL BY DEFINITELY STILL RELEVANT SCP AUTHOR
100. the house always wins

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OPEN YOUR JUNK MAIL IDIOT by Y.W.T.G.T.H.F.T.
Outside demonic contractors are not vetted by Y.W.T.G.T.H.F.T. LLC…

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and that's all she wrote.
LEAVE. LEAVE. LEAVE.

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The Virgin Dairy
With others.

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Astronaut Joe
… it expired from prolonged starvation.

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A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool
Aloha, cousin!

Aces & Eights
Aces & Eights
Astounding Tales: Fresh From The West!

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Pantopicon IV: The Search for Pantopticon III (sic)
"SEALED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH ABNORMALITIES"

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The Water's Warm
With Captain Kirby.

Secure Facility Dossier: Protected Site-7 (UNSYNCED)
Secure Facility Dossier: Protected Site-7 (UNSYNCED)
We are the sharp rock.

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Like a Hole in the Head
With DodoDevil.

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The Wake and Funeral of Lyle Alan Burnley
I have always loved you. Yours, Lyle.

Horizon Initiative Hub
Horizon Initiative Hub
Welcome, Shepherd.

ROUNDERHOUSE's Boner Proposal
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THE BLACKSTAR GETS HIS BLACK BLOWN OUT

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Alexylva University Hub
Alexylva University-hub
With Nico.

Site-7: WARPAINT
Site-7: WARPAINT
» PHYSICAL PROFILE: IDENTIFYING MARKS

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Nobody and the Name Machine
I have a name.

REDTAPE HUB
REDTAPE HUB
THE CLOCK IS TICKING

SCP-7596
The Incident
With PlaguePJP and J Dune.

INTERREGNUM:
THE BLACKSTAR AT EVEREST
The year is 1182 BCE.

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🦀MOM'S DEAD🦀
With Anonymous.

Site-7: TEMPEST
Site-7: TEMPEST
"Welcome to Site-7, Agent Katsaros."

Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, and Nobody's Encounters with The Man in the White Suit
Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, and Nobody's Encounters with The Man in the White Suit
Fucking hate Ohio

SCP-4049
Beast Pits
My first article.

SCP-4549
Retrohippies
Good talk. Don't bother replying.

INTERREGNUM:
THE BLACKSTAR AT AMONI-RAM
Survival is the only law.

INTERREGNUM:
THE BLACKSTAR AT AMONI-RAM
Survival is the only law.

Gold Prelude: Lord Blackwood in the City of Amon Iram!
Gold Prelude: Lord Blackwood in the City of Amon Iram!
I have received the most peculiar gift today.

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The Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
There's different gods.

BREAKNECK
BREAKNECK
Winner take all.

Nobody's Observations on Rejected Nobody Applications
Nobody's Observations on Rejected Nobody Applications
With Captain Kirby.

Site-7: HUMINT
Site-7: HUMINT
"Wonder what they’re all up to today?"

Site-7: AIRGAP
Site-7: AIRGAP
"I go by Ari."

ROUNDERHOUSE's Golder Proposal
Director's Cut
How unfortunate for me!

The Man In The White Suit Hub
The Man In The White Suit Hub
Nobody I am called by mother, father, and by all my comrades.

A look back on what we accomplished
A look back on what we accomplished
And then they left.

Files intercepted from Anderson Systems Personnel
Files intercepted from Anderson Systems Personnel
Part of the Canon Renaissance Contest winning series.

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YURTPAPERS
YURTPAPERS
Sometimes I do art too!

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Thirty Pieces of Silver
God is just.

Maybe I'm A King
Maybe I'm A King
An Aces & Eights story.

Ghosts In The Machine
Ghosts In The Machine
Part of the Canon Renaissance Contest winning series.

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
We all taste the same inside.

LAMB OF GOD
LAMB OF GOD
That night, in his cell, Farhan is visited.

HEDVIG'S HERESY
HEDVIG'S HERESY
You must rebuild.

DELTA WAVE
DELTA WAVE
Welcome to the big leagues.

Site-7: REPLICA
Site-7: REPLICA
"You have to trust me."

SCP-6423-ARC
Prophet Incentive
Money is my religion, and capital is my god.

Carroll #188: Gemini
Carroll #188: Gemini
From The Desk of Richard Chappell

Christmas at Kiryu Labs
Christmas at Kiryu Labs
An Art Exchange gift for Zyn.

SCP-6707
Down To Our Last
With Elenee Fishtruck.

Site-7: AUTOPSY
Site-7: AUTOPSY
"Fuck," Farhan agreed.

Site-7: DAEMON
Site-7: DAEMON
“God, you’re terrible for me."

SCP-5633
This Will Require A Great Amount of Blood
With many others.

Site-7: SEGFAULT
Site-7: SEGFAULT
“We chose lonely lives.”

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Hare 023: The Cheshire Cat
Hare 023: The Cheshire Cat
Nobody gets in the way of that.

SCP-057-INT
Detective Marw and the Case of the Extra Facility
A cat can love, can't he?

AFTER-ACTION REPORT - OPERATION HEAVING SPIRIT
AFTER-ACTION REPORT - OPERATION HEAVING SPIRIT
An Art Exchange gift for Aethris.

Sky Sermon Hub
Sky Sermon Hub
When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.

The Definition Of Madness
The Definition Of Madness
An Art Exchange gift for Dysadron.

SCP-5285
An Economy of Hurt
[DATA EXPUNGED]

SCP-6556 Supplementary Log BONEBED
SCP-6556 Supplementary Log BONEBED
An Art Exchange gift for Pedagon.

Misconduct on the Magnificent Mile
Misconduct on the Magnificent Mile
"How's that, pigs?"

New Jersey State Police: Case 102-9381-23
New Jersey State Police: Case 102-9381-23
An Art Exchange gift for MrAnakinSpecter.

UNDERVEGAS
Welcome to Sin City, baby.
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Sin City
The House always wins.

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Professional Demonatrix
Yep, it's a brothel.

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UNDERVEGAS ORIENTATION: The House Loses
Yeah, you goddamn know.

SCP-5383
The Konami Code But For Catholicism
(Suffer Overflow)

Director House Is A Cracker (And Other Lies You Can Tell Yourself)
Director House Is A Cracker (And Other Lies You Can Tell Yourself)
“I’m not even in the same hex range as this thing!”

Agent Calendar's Undervegas Hub
Agent Calendar's Undervegas Hub
Some people just don't understand style.

Agent Calendar's Hot Date: Divine Intervention
Agent Calendar's Hot Date: Divine Intervention
We should meet up for drinks and also to discuss combat strategies

Agent Calendar's Hot Date: Boogie Nights
Agent Calendar's Hot Date: Boogie Nights
The horns are real. Wanna feel 'em?

The Signing Of The Las Vegas Accords
The Signing Of The Las Vegas Accords
“But you don’t get to the front of the line without taking risks.

Partner's Meeting
Partner's Meeting
"Welcome to the Undervegas Initiative."