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Amoni-Ram.
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: The SCP-001 file has been closed and archived.
DESCRIPTION: SCP-001 is an extradimensional 'bubble' of self-contained reality, located in the southern Arabian desert, inaccessible to individuals that do not have prior knowledge of SCP-001's location. SCP-001 contains an ancient metropolis partially buried in the sand; maps and initial sonar testing indicate the city is mostly made up of skyscrapers and buildings up to half a kilometer high using modern design techniques far beyond those available at the time of construction, which has been carbon dated to approximately 2,400 BCE.
The first evidence of SCP-001 was discovered by Dr. Hedvig Nussbaum during interviews with SCP-1867, who alluded to the existence of a desert metropolis it had explored in the early 19th century. A detachment of MTF Sigma-3 ("Magellan Men") were dispatched, and discovered the city still largely-intact. They made only cursory examinations of the city before extracting and awaiting further instructions from command.
Section 001.1
INVESTIGATION
Upon debriefing of MAGELLAN team, it was proposed that a long-term research outpost be established inside SCP-001 to study the history of Amoni-Ram. A Council meeting was called to discuss possible options.
O5-1: Okay, that's a no on Eggos in the cafeterias. Next order of business — big city in the desert we know absolutely nothing about. Do we want to invest billions of dollars in creating a long-term research station there with no oversight or control mechanism, and leave it to run basically-unattended for two years?
O5-7: What? No, that's fucking stupid.
ATTACHED DOCUMENT — AUGUST 1983
COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY:
| YEA | ABSTAIN | NAY |
|---|---|---|
| O5-01 | ||
| O5-02 | ||
| O5-03 | ||
| O5-04 | ||
| O5-05 | ||
| O5-06 | ||
| O5-07 | ||
| O5-08 | ||
| O5-09 | ||
| O5-10 | ||
| O5-11 | ||
| O5-12 | ||
| O5-13 |
| STATUS |
|---|
| DENIED |
ARAM: Our research proposal got denied.
NUSSBAUM: Oh, well. I will have to fly back to Site-19, and accept the promotion to Director of the Parahistory Division, which will reduce my commute, double my salary, and allow me much more free time in my life. How unfortunate for me!
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