Researcher Riemann, fiercely studying some advanced math or whatever.
Personnel Designation: Researcher Buttmunch McMathnerd Riemann
Security Clearance: Level 4ish
Degrees and Certifications: Advanced Mathematics, The Art of Swag, Floridaman Studies
History: Researcher Riemann joined the Foundation right out of grad school, which was probably a mistake considering the vast amounts of money that can be made in the math field. Word has it that sometimes he still pines after the university where he honed his skills, but others contend that he probably just misses the mad parties.
Testimonials:
"Riemann is a riemann."
—Researcher Decibelle"Riemann is a basically the worst."
—Dr. thedeadlymoose"Riemann is a cheery snail made of math."
—Dr. Silber"Lol."
—Researcher Kaktus"Riemann is probably someone I should have more knowledge of but sadly don't."
—Researcher SunnyParallax"Riemann?"
—Dr. Clef".au Riemann"
—Researcher TwistedGears"A decent guy that really likes physics in a physical way. He's really, really into numbers. He wants to have sex with digits."
—Agent Lament"Guaranteed not to be a waste of your time"
—gee0765
Notes:
Researcher Riemann is undoubtedly a genius and certainly well-versed in his field, but probably too masculine to keep on staff. Morale has gone way down since he showed up because, honestly, who can compete with this modern Adonis in terms of ability to woo men and women alike?
—Definitely Not Riemann
We keep getting complaints about this "Riemann" character and reports about his uncanny sex appeal, but they're all coming from the same terminal. Who is this guy?
—O5-8
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| Page | SCP-5882 | Title | A 0 Bedroom Apartment |
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| Rating | +100 | Written With | |
| Published | 24 Apr 2021 23:18 | Joke? | Cosmically yes |
| Summary | What's a house for if not for sleeping? |
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| Quote | Per the request of Overwatch Command Personnel and Security (OCPS-8), the following logs have been edited for clarity and to preserve the anonymity of relevant personnel. |
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| Page | SCP-491 | Title | Wrecking Light |
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| Rating | +161 | Notes | The original |
| Published | 12 Jan 2014 23:38 | Joke? | No |
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| Quote | "At random intervals, SCP-491's lamp will activate, producing a green light that rotates at six revolutions per minute. Any area of the surrounding sea illuminated by this light will evince several ships, identical to those present on the seafloor." |
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| Page | SCP-5882 | Title | A 0 Bedroom Apartment |
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| Rating | +100 | Written With | |
| Published | 24 Apr 2021 23:18 | Joke? | Cosmically yes |
| Summary | What's a house for if not for sleeping? |
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| Quote | Per the request of Overwatch Command Personnel and Security (OCPS-8), the following logs have been edited for clarity and to preserve the anonymity of relevant personnel. |
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