radian628's author page

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About

I am radian628. I occasionally make things.

SCPs

SCP-9009 - "White People" (with Intercedent and ubergoober)

"We Made Them Real"

SCP-8447 - What are we Doing?

"On 2025-1-1T00:15:23, a human body impacted the ground at the center of Times Square, New York City at an estimated 59 m/s."

SCP-8147 - Worldbuilder

"Testing on SCP-8147 is strictly forbidden following the events of Incident 8147-1."

SCP-8008-J - The Grater Good

"Any interruption of O5-1's 'grating sessions' is to be punished with immediate termination."

SCP-8547 - Center of the Universe

"A network of 48 satellites containing high-resolution, high-bandwidth analog imaging equipment is to stream video to the Site-01-XK bunker at all times."

Tales

A Brief History of Y AI

"PODs for Females come equipped with built-in 16K cameras to ensure Females of Breeding Age may fulfill their Tax to President GREP by providing valuable AI Training Data."

The Unseen That Lurks (with ubergoober)

"four pixels"

Biweekly

"lock it in a box, wipe out its shit every week, make sure three of us look at it at once yadda yadda yadda"

Cleanup on Aisle Five (with ubergoober)

"Hey Clef, you irresistible hunk, why the fuck would an IKEA call in the Safe Cleanup Professionals to clean up their own mess?"

Themes

Pastel Skies Theme (with Miss Lapis)

Lapis was a lot of fun to work with for making this theme — she did nearly all of the visual design; I stepped in here and there when the technical aspects of the CSS got tough.

Art

elonmusk.mpreg

"Solving the underpopulation crisis."

Other

SCP 9000 CONTEST VERY OFFICIALE (with ubergoober)

"Any contestant who takes unusual and/or negative actions to increase their vote total, or decrease that of their competitors, will be congratulated for their skill and craftsmanship, and potentially recruited onto the contests team with possibility of further promotion being taken depending on the act in question."

CLEANLINESS GUARANTEED* (with ubergoober, Ethagon, Mr Panik, Alzin Cdag, YardBirdMe, and DoctorLilithSophia.)

"Got a poltergeist in your house? See a dead body moving? Is your property suffering from an uncontrolled buildup of mysterious feces? Well, dial 555-605-CLEANUP and we’ll be there in a lick of a dime! Once we're done, you can rest easy, because we promise…"

Art Exchange 2025 Hub (with LORDXVNV, Luxaiko, and Uncle Nicolini)

Made the CSS for this one.

SCP Anthology 2025 (with Yossipossi, TheExploringSeries, GraveCreations, Luxaiko, and EstrellaYoshte)

Thank you to Yossi for letting me put some cursed JavaScript into this hub.

Masks of Nyarlathotep Hub (with ubergoober and local lesbian commie)

"There is a horror I barely dare to speak of as my mind convinces me I am the only one who can see it. It has died a long time ago, yet thrives day after day by sucking time and blood, vampire-like, and lives more the more time and blood it sucks, outliving those who feed it to begin with."

Testimonials

this guy over here turned plato's cave into a website

- Croquembouche

im gonna smother you in your sleep later

- Fish^12

i find you very grating

- ubergoober

Garfield

- YardBirdMe

fuck

- Intercedent

I will blend you

- Queerious

are you doing cursed shit again?

- Mr Panik

Fuck you fuck you fuck you grabs your neck and crushes your windpipe like a little bendy straw in my hands

- sophiecles

Look in your walls

- xexnoncores

Can I have a quote on your author page that’s just those message asking for a quote on your author page?

- HaydenSaintPascal

what the hell

- Rounderhouse

Congratulations you gave me the virtual experience of being forced to eat roadkill
+1

- Bmbworried

your mind scares me sometimes…

- LORDXVNV

like smlt without morals

- syuzhet

Can I have a second quote on your author page that’s just me asking for this second quote on your author page?

- HaydenSaintPascal

Hedvig

- Miss Lapis

𐎵𐎨𐎣𐎤𐎮 𐎦𐎠𐎬𐎤 𐎯𐎫𐎠𐏀𐎤𐎱

- BAD_DATA

Author Will

If I'm gone for over a year:

• I request that my solo works remain unchanged if possible. That said, I will allow ubergoober, Intercedent, and HaydenSaintPascal to make whatever changes they want as per their best judgment (e.g. fixing bugs in code or removing problematic elements (e.g. if a "Dr. Bright" situation happens with another person's author avatar)). If staff decide that I can only have one custodian, just roll a die to decide who gets custodianship of my articles.
• For collaborative works, ownership of those just goes to my coauthors.

In addition, I will never request that my works be voluntarily deleted. If I ever request that my works be deleted, do not honor it¹.

‡ Licensing / Citation

Cite this page as:

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Footnotes

1. Exception: Unless a majority of coauthors requests deletion.