Rab333's Contained Anomalies

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The Faint Knocking Of Kingdom Come

When Only God Knows What You've Done

Sweet Nothing In The Desert Sun

With The Promise Of A Glass Bead Under Your Tongue

SCP-7535: Tales of Gobliny

So stuck within the pit
Amid the goblin shit
He saw a hand extend
To lift him up, and mend

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With Zenobiyl at the helm, me, him and AwhRyan wrote this piece out right before the gobcon deadline. It's pretty neat, the poetry is AWESOME (all the credit for that goes to Zeno and Ryan, I suck complete ass at that :p), and it's a touching story about goblin love… maybe.

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SCP-6731: Faustian Bargain

Vatican City has been assimilated into Foundation custody, with Pope Francis being nominated as the new Pope.

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This one was a doozy to write. My first article, clocking in at almost 3k words, I spent about two months writing, refining, rewriting this piece, with about a dozen people looking over it from the beginning to the end. Now, I can't say that it did too well, but I'm ecstatic for the simple fact that it survived. Who doesn't like Jesus? Who doesn't like 539 Jesuses?

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SCP-7897: Horsepower

In his palace of ivory and gold, he ruled over us with an iron fist, and from death he does too.

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So far, my most successful piece, and it's the one I put comparatively the least effort in. From inception to posting it took just a few (I think three or four) short days, and people seem to have quite enjoyed it. It's also based on one of the shittiest jokes I've ever come up with, so there's that. A guy named Hidden Citadel (and Dr. Maxwell - SCP Readings too!) on Youtube did a reading of it too, so check it out!

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Insignificance

Oh, bother.

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This was my Lorecon entry, getting Dark Romanticism and Little Havana for my prompts. I think I did a good enough job on it, and I'm surprised it's gotten such a good reception from everyone despite some of the choices I took in how I wrote it. Though, definitely enjoyed writing my first tale. Poor Diego.

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SCP-6546: Renal Riches

WebMD am I pissing rubies

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I was inspired to write this after I had came up with the original title for this article, Kidney Gems, but in the end Renal Riches is way better, lol. This one kinda got me out of a writing slump with multiple drafts in the backlog from before, and I could take my mind off them and write this thing. Even if it was really bizarre, the concept that is - it was a blast to write.

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SCP-7718: That person you knew once from that one period in your life

Say, you'd be up for a beer later? It's on me, for old times sake.

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After struggling with another idea for Remixcon for a while, I decided to say fuck it and try to tackle something else. Lo and behold, after just a few hours, I had this one out. It's short and sweet and full of good vibes. Good friends are indispensable, don't forget that.

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SCP-7448: One Step Forward, Four Billion Steps Back

Despite attempts to negate this, D-55435's body had grown to a final size of 19m².

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The idea popped into my head and I knew I had to write it, this was the first time I attempted to do actual horror for this site, lol. It didn't get a lot of attention or anything but I had fun writing it and I'm pretty proud of it, so it is what it is sometimes.

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SCP-7358: Equus Fatum

Ștefan: …Are you God?

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This article got me out of a writing slump and also appeared pretty spontaneously in my head, I'm surprised I managed to weave all the weird little things together in it seamlessly enough for it to work as well as it did. It also got featured on the main page, and that's a first! Really happy with how this one turned out.

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SCP-7803: To The Tune of The Shroom

Reports from former Minnesota Twins players suggest that SCP-7803-1 had started uncontrollably sobbing for an extended period of time after the game.

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ART EXCHANGE ART EXCHANGE. This one was a fun piece to write out for pab07! Divine inspiration struck me and I knew what had to be done. Fun micro-short piece, one to put under your Christmas tree.

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SCP-7259: Zero Zero

Out of the souls located inside SCP-7259, ~110 billion belong to humans. The origin of the remaining ~388 billion souls is currently unknown.

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This idea just kept pestering me until I decided it was enough and wrote it all down. I'm pretty satisfied with the result, though I need to get better at these short horror-ish stories since currently I seem quite lacking in that regard. Oh well.

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