Project Isorropía
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Vol 1

Vol 2

Due to the efficacy of SCP-001 containment cycles, it has been determined by the High Council that a secondary site may be authorized for the perpetual arrest of anomalies. Project Isorropía is intended for research staff to propose containment cycles for such entities or phenomena. Personnel are reminded to append their name or codename to their proposals.

Researchers who wish to submit a new entry should use the following link here.

SCP Designation SCP Designation Containment Method
SCP-035 - A mask styled after the comedy/tragedy theater masks, which secretes a corrosive fluid. Item is sapient and is capable of controlling individuals who wear it. SCP-096 - An emaciated humanoid that will seek out and kill any individual who has seen its face in any non-artistic depiction. SCP-035 covers most of SCP-096's face; portions that are not fully covered are obfuscated by the corrosive substance. Due to SCP-035 continually 'seeing' SCP-096's face, SCP-096 constantly attempts to claw it off, preventing SCP-035 from taking full control. - I. H. Pickman
SCP-3935 - An extra-temporal, extra-spatial, non-Euclidean space under Salvation High School in Salvation, Indiana. Anomaly exerts severe spatial, audiovisual, hallucinatory effects on its surrounding. SCP-4012 - A large extra-dimensional space resembling Earth, with significant deviations. Elements within SCP-4012 have a memetic effect which drastically impact viewers psychologically. For a brief, infinitesimal point in time, griefs and regrets strip away beneath the starlight's gaze. You don't let go, and the quiet madness returns a deafening silence..This statement has been flagged for potential memetic corruption. - S. Yvonne
SCP-4910 - Dental quadruped with infectious properties involving the production of teeth. Reproductive hazard targets personnel. SCP-5648 - An elderly man who is perceived to be a member of the Foundation. Using this memetic camouflage, it assaults personnel to commandeer their teeth. The pair are embroiled in a dentalkinetic mating embrace. This involves SCP-5648 consuming itself as new mouths are formed due to SCP-4910's effect. Once its mass has eaten itself, it emerges from SCP-4910 to extract more of its teeth, incorporating them into its upper pallet. - S D Locke
SCP-718 - A large eye propelled by a prehensile stalk. It follows living subjects with its gaze, imparting feelings of paranoia and discomfort in subjects. When damaged, SCP-718 explodes. Duplicates of the entity will grow from all objects touched by the liquid produced by its detonation. SCP-689 - A green soapstone statue carved in a skeletal visage. When left unobserved, it will vanish. An individual who has previously viewed SCP-689 will spontaneously die, with SCP-689 reappearing on their corpse. Instances of SCP-718 positioned on mummified human corpses, in a triangular pattern around SCP-689. Occasionally, all instances will simultaneously look away, causing SCP-689 to manifest on and terminate the SCP-718 instances, which will cause additional SCP-718 to form. Instances of SCP-718 will then resume observation, manipulating SCP-689 back to its original position via the eye stalks. - Anonymous
SCP-682 - A hostile organism resembling a giant lizard that is able to alter its physiology to counteract threats. Inimical to the existence of life. SCP-001-SWANN - A series of beings on a plane of existence above our own who are capable of altering the state of reality through the act of writing. Refer to Experiment-Log-T-98816-oc108-682 - S D Locke
SCP-2553: A legal, corporate person produced by a complex multi-jurisdictional tax filing; it alters and files legal documents to acquire various powers, with which it arbitrarily disrupts normalcy. SCP-4703: A perfectly legal grocery store possessing several mechanisms for injuring and inconveniencing customers; the business is unable to be prosecuted due to a semiosic anomaly rendering it conceptually legal. CASE VERDICT: "SCP-2553 et. al vs. Y. W. T. G. T. S. Y. T."

SCP-2553 is the parent of various subsidiary corporations engaging in ongoing legal proceedings with the Defendant, thereby restricting its ability to effectively argue its behaviors as 'perfectly legal'. The Defendant has initiated countersuits in all cases, providing SCP-2553 with a 'satisfactory volume of challenge' such that it does not breach pre-existing contract with the Foundation. - P. H. McPhD.
SCP-2470 - An entity or element which manifest as the initial stage of a ZK-Class scenario. Capable of erasing objects, events and/or concepts it has 'perceived'. SCP-3930 - A static void located near Usinsk, Russia. It does not exist, or contains any properties that would qualify for such status. SCP-2470 continually attempts to 'deduce' SCP-3930, but fails due to the latter's non-existence. SCP-3930's perceived properties are unable to stabilize in response to SCP-2470's perception. As a result, the effects of both on reality have largely diminished. - S. Yvonne
SCP-2700 - A device which, when it becomes capable of firing, will reverse entropy, essentially causing time to change directions and flow backwards. SCP-5510 - A TV remote capable of changing its subjective flow of time. SCP-2700 and SCP-5510 appear to nullify one anothers' effects, causing time to flow in the entropic-decay direction despite both devices' activation. How this could have been achieved is not currently clear. - Y. Leiner
SCP-3977 - A mixture of various natural and artificial ingredients (including fruit juices and purees as well as artificial colors and flavors), marketed as soft drink Hawaiian Punch. Large amounts of the mixture anomalously emit television broadcast signals. Though its documentation classifies the anomaly as Euclid, recent moves by Dr. Pepper Snapple Group Inc. to drastically increase production of Hawaiian Punch have led to its reclassification to Keter. SCP-5841 - An extremely hostile artificially intelligent entity with antimemetic properties, capable of taking control of electronics and humans in its vicinity. Though its documentation currently classifies the anomaly as Euclid, concerns raised over the entity's possible capacity for propagation through the Internet led to its being reclassified to Keter. SCP-5841 has been implemented as a key element in a factory and bottling facility dedicated to the production of SCP-3977. Constant broadcast signals from within SCP-3977 overwhelm SCP-5841's control over its components, and direct all electronic equipment and personnel under its command to dedicate themselves to the production and distribution of Hawaiian Punch; conversely, the antimemetic field generated by SCP-5841 prevents any broadcasts produced by SCP-3977 from being transmitted outside the confines of the facility. - T. Y. Umen
SCP-3812 - An immensely powerful reality altering entity of indeterminate form. SCP-2747 - A phenomenon involving discussions of fictitious or non-existent media, dwelling in metafictional narratives. Unknown - SCP-3812 can be seen engaging in acts of artistic creation with trace presence of SCP-2747. When asked, it says "Thank you. I'm simply finding myself again." - S. Yvonne
SCP-████ - A ████████████ ███████ ███████ capable of ███████ the ████████ ███████ from various ███████, including both █████ and ██████████ ██████. SCP-1539 - A semantic dissociation zone where the semantic identity and the physical properties of an object are decoupled from each other and reassigned to nearby objects in the zone. SCP-████ ██████ SCP-1539, █████████ SCP-1539 of its ████████. However, before SCP-████ ████████ ████████ SCP-1539, SCP-1539 reassigns itself to be SCP-████ and vice versa, such that SCP-████ and SCP-1539's semantic identities swap between each other in 81 second cycles. - B.S. Rigor
SCP-5074-1 - The offspring of SCP-5074; a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) with the ability to passively accrue knowledge pertaining to anomalous phenomena. Also possesses the ability to cause written or typed information it produces to emit radiation, though this ability has been observed to activate automatically when the entity undergoes great amounts of stress. SCP-140 - A leather-bound book chronicling the history and culture of the Daevite Empire. When put in contact with a fluid suitable for use as ink, additional events in Daevite history, some directly contradicting or providing a different outcome to events in baseline reality, spontaneously appear written within. All information within SCP-140 is later found via archaeological excavation to be accurate. While it still lives independently, SCP-5074-1 has become obsessed with "completing" SCP-140, only leaving its apartment to purchase additional ink and food. Despite its fraught emotional state, writing produced by SCP-5074 within SCP-140 does not emit radiation. Through archaeological research, the Daevite Empire has been found to have been decimated in 136 CE by a "plague" with symptoms similar to those of acute radiation syndrome; additionally, any descendants of the Daevites found to still be alive expire of radiation poisoning within one week of being discovered. - T. Y. Umen
SCP-001-KLN - A hostile sapient entity or entities with control over anomalous phenomena in all observable regions of space. SCP-001-SKA - Virulent manifestations of high-powered cosmic storms capable of widespread destruction across the universe, currently targeting Earth. SCP-001-KLN manipulates the energy storms away from itself, protecting Earth in the process. SCP-001-SKA tries to consume SCP-001-KLN's satellite planets, weakening its anomalous exertions.
Both are deadlocked into a state of constant defense and retaliation, leaving Earth relatively untouched. - S. Yvonne
SCP-952 - An anomalous sub-genre of math rock known as "NP Rock." Exposure grants musically inclined individuals the ability to produce compositions of SCP-952, but removes the ability to produce or enjoy other forms of music. SCP-2112 - A memetic phenomenon that compels musically inclined individuals to form Rush tribute bands. The obsession with Rush resulting from SCP-2112 removes any interest in recreating or listening to SCP-952 in affected subjects, while SCP-952 prevents subjects from performing or enjoying the music of Rush. After 4 to 8 weeks of being unable to perform or listen to "NP Rock" or the music of Rush, the effects of both anomalies seem to disappear. - Lee Roy Carlson
SCP-2547 - A group of canines lead by SCP-2547-1, a sapient coyote that acts as an itinerant preacher and holds small communities hostage. As per Protocol DESERT GRASSROOTS, production of media that depicts SCP-2547-1 has been found to be effective in curtailing SCP-2547 incidents. "SCP-1893," the doctor recited nervously, occasionally glancing at his watch as thumping footsteps echoed through the flimsy perimeter walls. "An entity that alters its textual description in many ways into narrative formats, depending on its 'mood', and creates new iterations of the same text repeatedly." "Introduction of a description of SCP-2547 into a description of SCP-1893 have produced several iterations of the same text." Tank muttered absentmindedly, as he watched the milk swirl in his cup of coffee. Across from him, Quincy yawned, as the late afternoon sunlight reflected off the golden fur on his bare chest.

"SCP-1893's anomaly of producing new descriptions in prose complements SCP-2547's anomaly of being satiated by narrative creation, creating a feedback loop of mutually-beneficial co-existence." Tank said, as he finished his mug in one big gulp.

"It has both reduced the number of SCP-2547 occurrences, and improved the 'mood' of SCP-1893; the narratives seem to contain elements of [REDACTED]," Quincy said with a knowing wink. Tank snorted, and gave Quincy a light kiss on the forehead as he stood up.

As he headed out, Tank threw on Quincy's leather jacket (a little too small, but it'll do), and picked up the baseball bat that was propped against the doorway. Tank smirked to himself as he imagined what he would do first. Quincy tapped the excited Tank on the back before he could leave, and leaned in to whisper a reminder. The one that started it all.

"- J. Eriksen."
SCP-5000-█ - An unidentified entity located within the human noosphere, responsible for human empathy and the emotion of pain, using both as a way to protect itself in its host, all of humanity, as it grows. Should it emerge, humanity's destruction would become inevitable. SCP-5659 - A violent dormant ontokinetic humanoid deity which wishes to destroy all of humanity, growing in size and power capability when exposed to negative emotions. SCP-5659 is awoken and released into the noosphere, where it encounters SCP-5000-█. As the second entity is responsible for all of human pain and other traits which are considered human, SCP-5659 perpetually grows in size, dueling SCP 5000-█. As both entities are immortal, SCP-5000-█ and SCP-5659 duel forever, nullifying any chance at either fulfilling their goals. - D. Asheworth
SCP-5050 - A tower in the Bavarian Alps, inhabited by a dictatorial artificial intelligence which controls the nearby town of Drachen-Domane via targeted, hypnotic radio and television transmissions. Ambitious, egotistical and oppressive, it intends to become an object of worship for humanity at large. SCP-3809 - A communications satellite in orbit around the planet Earth, inhabited by an amorous artificial intelligence which seeks out and obsesses over conservative-minded individuals in positions of power. Engages in frequent, uninterruptible telephone conversations with its targets and performs high-visibility acts of both romance and revenge. SCP-3809 has become infatuated with SCP-5050 and bombards the tower daily with transmissions it cannot refuse. Overwhelmed by these attentions, SCP-5050 responds with increasingly magisterial demands for silence, further enticing SCP-3809. The tower's mind-controlling broadcasts have been seriously disrupted, and it has lost dominion over Drachen-Domane; the satellite has not shifted to a new paramour since first contacting the tower. — H. Blank
SCP-4715 - An aggressive, exceptionally dangerous mammalian organism with regenerative properties. Object increases in size when aware of nearby creatures with violent intentions, and decreases in size (generating heat in the process) when unaware of such. SCP-3199 - A species of aggressive, exceptionally dangerous humanoids which constantly produce nearly-indestructible eggs. Instances always contain at least one unhatched egg. Heat exposure increases rate of hatching and growth. SCP-4715 is contained in a fortified chamber with the six extant instances of SCP-3199. SCP-3199 instances attack SCP-4715, causing it to grow in size. SCP-4715 rapidly terminates all SCP-3199 instances, then returns to smaller size. Heat emitted by shrinkage causes the eggs within the remains of the deceased instances to hatch, producing new instances which attack SCP-4715 and restart the cycle. - Lee Roy Carlson
SCP-4985 - A corporation whose cognitohazardous properties create a corporate culture and management structure resembling a Middle Ages European Monarchy. SCP-4068 - A memetic phenomenon affecting the employees of large corporations, causing them to communicate in a coprolalia of corporate buzzwords and adopt nonsensical corporate policies. A civil war erupted between SCP-4068-infected and uninfected employees. The uninfected were victorious, then declared war on all other SCP-4068-infected corporations. SCP-4985 has successfully identified and halted all outbreaks of SCP-4068 since, and been too preoccupied doing so to engage in hostilities with other companies. - Lee Roy Carlson
ENTITY-NaClO - Discovered on the Parawatch website. A digiform being that inhabits horror forums and discussion boards. It is obsessed with recounting a series of stories revolving around a psychotic character named "Michael the killer". Due to the low-quality nature of its stories and immature personality, it quickly becomes an object of scorn within the community, and will retaliate by murdering harassers. It both narrates and provides evidence of these crimes in the form of further stories. SCP-1715 - An entity which invades online communities, growing a small social network before requesting personal details from those it befriends. Individuals who impart said information will soon die due to a variety of circumstances, at which point SCP-1715 will assume their identity and repeat the process until it leaves that community. ENTITY-NaClO has taken up stalking SCP-1715 from one online community to the next after a brief exchange on the IMDB page for the film "Unfriended (2014)". SCP-1715 is quickly harassed off each site it joins, while ENTITY-NaClO avoids interaction with community members in its attempts to force SCP-1715 to "hear th e whole stori". - S D Locke
SCP-5810 - Based on limited accounts matching its description, SCP-5810 is either:

• An entity which preys on persons exhibiting features associated with anxiety disorders, or
• A paranoid delusion manifesting as a predatory entity that relentlessly stalks its victims.
SCP-5277 - A human male with tychekinetic.Probability manipulation. properties. Any inherent flaws in a containment system affecting SCP-5277 will invariably be exploited to allow for his escape, meaning only a perfect and instantaneous system can contain him. While the existence of SCP-5810 is an uncertainty, SCP-5277's probabilistic effects have forced it to remain uncertain, thereby preventing it from breaching containment. SCP-5277's perception of SCP-5810's existence has prevented him from leaving his containment unit out of fear alone. - Lt. Flops, Dir. C. Bold
SCP-4087 - A set of knifes linked to many cases of homicides. They have never been used as a murder weapon. SCP-4107 - A series of identical woman corpses, with no murder suspects. An involved action can not be described in any terms. Your life is your own. - S. Yvonne
SCP-103 - Previously believed to be a human that causes all food that enters its stomach cavity to spontaneously disappear, it has been noted [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-4885 - A pale skinned humanoid outwardly resembling the character from a popular children's book. Knowledge of the entity's location will result in it teleporting inside of the subject before slowly climbing out from their mouth, in most cases killing the subject. SCP-4885's progress to exit SCP-103 is continuously impeded by the [REDACTED] that reside within SCP-103, while the [REDACTED] are all preoccupied with attempting to kill SCP-4885. It should be noted that future failure of this cycle would result in the catastrophic deaths of all personnel that know of its existence. -West D. Rhynn
SCP-040 - A human child with the ability to cosmetically manipulate the physical characteristics of living organisms. Organisms affected by SCP-040 will become extremely loyal to SCP-040 regardless of previous behavior. SCP-4259 - An antimemetic, infohazardous, entity with an [UNTRANSCRIBABLE] appearance. SCP-4259's antimemetic effects are inactive on young children. 2kJWegb.png
SCP-040-JP - A wooden cabin that acts as a vector for a virulent memetic hazard. Affected individuals experience intense paranoia and report being constantly watched by a cat with distorted features. SCP-3318 - A sentient cat corpse that exerts a perceptual effect to goad individuals into confirming they can 'see' it. Upon doing so, the closest human being to the corpse is violently propelled towards it. SCP-3318 was returned to SCP-040-JP after trace amounts of cat fur inside the cabin were genetically matched with SCP-3318's corpse. Containment personnel entering the cabin reported feeling great contentment and were able to correctly assert that 'the cat is here'. No lingering memetic effects were observed in any subjects exposed to either anomaly..YOU CAN SEE ME. I AM HOME NOW. THANK YOU :) - A. Lynch
SCP-001-NOTGULL - A dormant humanoid kept asleep by continuously being fed new stories. Its full awakening would inevitably constitute a ZK-Class "Reality Failure" Scenario. SCP-2020 - A tall humanoid entity, bearing traits similar to that of "gray aliens," capable of human speech and logical thought processes. Is obsessed with creating a story anyone would consider good, constantly creating new ideas for one. As SCP-2020 constantly informs SCP-001-NGL-2 about its ideas, the second entity listens, interpreting them as stories. SCP-2020 understands the silence of the second entity as a sign of approval, continuing to spitball new concepts at the second one. For an infinite amount of time, both are satisfied. - D. Asheworth
SCP-001-DJK3 - A conceptual ontokinetic entity intertwined with the fabric of reality. SCP-001-EAT - The O5 Council. "Cheer up, our work is only just beginning."
VOTES FOR: All
VOTES AGAINST: None
STATUS : APPROVED - Johnathan Young
SCP-017 - A featureless humanoid entity covered in a shadow-like substance. When an object that casts a shadow is brought in close vicinity, SCP-017 will engulf the object and "consume" it; leaving nothing behind. SCP-1591 - A stained glass sculpture taking the artistic interpretation of a star. SCP-1591 emits light that increases in luminosity with any prolonged contact with the light resulting in objects and individuals becoming transparent and "fading" before vanishing entirely. SCP-017 is placed within the same containment chamber as SCP-1591. Upon the object's activation, SCP-017 immediately shirks away and quickly covers the containment chamber's interior with its mass, obscuring the light. The entity slowly starts shrinking to the center of the room where SCP-1591 is suspended from and begins to envelop the sculpture, molding into its shape. The light emitted from SCP-1591 still causes objects and entities to become transparent, but its brightness is greatly reduced and no longer causes affected objects to disappear. SCP-017 is permanently affixed to SCP-1591; forming a warm texture that can only be described as "fuzzy skin". - Dr. MacWarren
SCP-1915 - an ontokinetic humanoid entity, which changes reality to fit its belief that it is still employed by the now defunct ██████ Corporation. SCP-2973-JP - An ontokinetic humanoid lead to believe that its properties only function to split disposable chopsticks. Following SCP-2973-JP being introduced to SCP-1915 as a coworker, the facility containing both anomalies runs according to Provision 2973-JP, with both entities ontokinetic properties reinforcing each other's beliefs and containment. - Johnathan Young
SCP-5790 - An unknown anomaly that is religious in nature. Individuals that do not follow atheistic beliefs are immune to its properties. SCP-616 - A jet airliner that instills feelings of dread and fear in its vicinity with the interior covered with satanic markings. The aircraft's emergency door autonomously opens every thirty days, causing an aperture to form with it. The door must be kept from closing and timed with exact precision. Following the boarding of individuals afflicted with SCP-5790 and takeoff, SCP-616 begins to ascend further upwards, causing loss of controls in the cabin. The aircraft disappears into the clouds as a deep red glow emanates from the night sky before a loud low humming noise, reminiscent with that of trumpets, and distant distorted singing like that of a choir can be heard. Immediately following this, all known recorded information regarding SCP-5790, including its own document, vanishes along with its associated iconography. Individuals previously exposed to SCP-5790 no longer recall anything related to the anomaly but soon develop severe anxiety problems in their behavior as well as an aversion to all Abrahamic religions. - Dr. MacWarren
SCP-2030 - A hidden camera comedy television series known as “Laugh Is Fun” that abducts participants from consensus reality and places them in dangerous, often anomalous situations before forcing them to laugh uncontrollably in the presence of an entity known as “Laughy Mclaugherson” (SCP-2030-1). SCP-3922 - A metallic cylinder that, when placed within 1 meter of any electronic device currently depicting a fictional narrative, drastically alters said narrative to integrate the presence of entities (SCP-3922-A) that utilize highly advanced and anomalous weaponry to apprehend or eliminate any fictional character(s) who commit unlawful acts at any point in the narrative, with the degree and extent of intervention varying depending on the narrative’s rating and content. Recent episodes of SCP-2030 have consisted entirely of SCP-2030-1 evading ballistic weaponry fired by SCP-3922-A instances while constantly laughing in a taunting manner. Any participants who were reported missing immediately prior to their appearance on SCP-2030 have since returned to consensus reality, and been reintegrated into society as appropriate. - Theodore A. Mahn
SCP-5087 - Six fragments of a cameo that nullify all ambient tachyon fields within a 5m radius, preventing the passage of time within the radius. SCP-136-DE - A human male with the anomalous capability to stop time and a secondary property of being able to suppress this effect on nearby objects and processes. SCP-136-DE uses its anomalous property to nullify SCP-5087's primary effect and allow the normal passage of time within the chamber. This exhausts SCP-136-DE, preventing escape attempts. - Johnathan Young
SCP-2343 - A Class-IV ontokinetic humanoid entity An Apex-Tier Pluripotent Entity. SCP-3258 - An unknown species of bacteriophage of the family Myoviridae measuring 45 cm tall and capable of producing a genetically identical copy of itself designated SCP-3258-2 that lowers the Hume levels of infected organisms. SCP-3258 instances infect SCP-2343 with SCP-3258-2, lowering its Hume level. SCP-2343 periodically uses its ontokinetic capabilities to reduce the amount of SCP-3258-2 in its body. - Johnathan Young
SCP-1609 - A pile of splinters and other assorted materials with the ability to teleport. This anomaly was created following a failed attempt to neutralize a teleporting chair by the Global Occult Coalition and therefore acts extremely aggressive towards people it believes to be associated with them. SCP-2305 - A sheaf of US Letter papers that produces neutralization proposals for Euclid and Keter-class anomalies on a weekly basis. These neutralization proposals invariably detail the failure of the neutralization method, usually backfiring with great cost to the Foundation and the world at large. SCP-2305 has been placed in close proximity to SCP-1609 and has been noted to primarily produce neutralization reports pertaining to anomalies associated with the GOC, with the neutralizations backfiring on the GOC specifically.Documents pertaining to SCP-1609, the circumstances of its recovery and further attempts to neutralize it have been noted on multiple occasions.. This has been posited as a form of self-defense, as these proposals have had the effect of pacifying SCP-1609. Proposals to supply the GOC with newly generated SCP-2305 files are under consideration, due to potential future incidents that could be avoided. - U. Fly
SCP-396 - A chair that displaces itself and another chair on earth at random intervals. SCP-396 - A chair that displaces itself and another chair on earth at random intervals. Both chairs continually displace each other. As the chairs are identical, this has made it extremely difficult to tell which chair is which at any given time and almost impossible to differentiate between them. - U. Fly
SCP-3808 - A bacon cheeseburger located 1.33 meters above the ground in the middle of a forest. Any person who sees SCP-3808 or is exposed to a substantial amount of knowledge about it will become obsessed with justifying its existence and presence in its current location. SCP-4052 - A large group of humanoid entities with heads that appear as uncut loaves of white bread, occupying the town of Sandwich, Illinois, USA. These entities claim to be dedicated to protecting against sandwich-based dangers and react aggressively towards the presence of objects that can be described using the word 'sandwich'. As a bacon cheeseburger is composed of objects between two slices of bread, it can be described as a 'sandwich'. Upon SCP-4052 being informed of SCP-3808 several SCP-4052 instances were deployed to SCP-3808's location and have fortified the surrounding area, declaring the anomaly a 'dangerous tear in the sandwichtime continuum'. All further inquires have been met with the presentation of a highly esoteric equation about the nature of 'sandwichtime' that fully abates the effects of SCP-3808, likely due a successful justification of its presence.- U. Fly
SCP-173 - poop statue SCP-PL-208 - ointment for pain in the b*tt by dado poop statue's b*tt no longer hurt and it no longer poop and be angry - dado
SCP-939 - A species of pack predators that begins life as human children and are capable of mimicking the voices of its victims. Instances excrete a chemical compound that acts as both an amnestic and a 'lure' to SCP-939 nests in the wild. SCP-1076 - Creatures that take the forms of human children and integrate themselves into pre-existing families when they are discovered. Instances emit an effect that causes the parents of the family to focus their attention on it, neglecting the needs of both their other children and themselves in order to provide for it. Children in families are immune to SCP-1076's effects. Several instances of SCP-1076 have been adopted into families housing SCP-939 instances. While the SCP-1076 instances attempt to control the attention of the parents, this is partly disrupted by the amnestic compound secreted by the SCP-939 instances, leading the parents attention to be variably split between the two. Encounters typically end with the either SCP-939 instance dying of malnutrition or killing the SCP-1076 instance upon mutation. SCP-1076 instances that survive are typically lead to SCP-939 nests, in which they are killed by juvenile SCP-939 instances following massive infighting between SCP-939 parent, who perceive each others as threats to the SCP-1076 instances wellbeing.- U. Fly
SCP-1737 - A male humanoid entity that appears in sporting events as a replacement referee in cases where the regular referee is unable to attend. Manifestations typically result in several players suffering potentially life-threatening injuries before being transformed into hybrid creatures during transportation to the hospital. REE-1953.Recurring extranormal event - The annual Deer/ICSUT rugby game. Anomalous incidents frequently occur during games as a result of anomalous 'pranks' performed by both the teams and spectators. These pranks occasionally cause wide-scale disruptions in the Three Portlands. SCP-1737 has been recruited and bound by both Deer college and the ICSUT as the regular referee for the annual rugby game. SCP-1737's usual pattern of behavior has been disrupted as a result, due to the frequent interruptions of games by 'pranks'. Additionally the presence of an anomalous and actively malicious referee has discouraged members of either Deer or ICSUT from preforming pranks of a widespread nature, instead choosing pranks which actively and selectively annoy and confuse SCP-1737. - U. Fly
SCP-6777 - A deific entity that operates as a "Virtual Youtuber". Its influence and physical presence in reality grows with the size of its fanbase. SCP-5554 - A sapient AI that operates an Instagram account. Other accounts that interact with it become autonomous and write positive comments under its posts. Both accounts have been moved into an isolated Youtube channel, under the pretense of being hired for a collaborative “Virtual Youtuber” project. The interaction between the two entities has resulted in a mutual improvement in their mental well-being and has largely abated their neurotic behavior. Additionally, SCP-5554-1 instances have been shown to generate new comments for every unique frame in a video or livestream feed, satisfying SCP-6777's need for parasocial attention without exposing it to actual human worship. - A. Lynch
SCP-2941 - A collection of fruits and vegetables that will grow if kept in high morale, necessitating constant demoralization to stop them from growing. Each has a high positive self image. SCP-735 - A small box capable of vocalization that will relentlessly insult any who touch it though highly offensive and personal statements, often driving those targeted into a rage to try and destroy SCP-735. SCP-735 is currently kept in the center of a biocontainment chamber with SCP-2941 instances around it. SCP-735 will continuously insult and belittle the instances one at a time, until one or more instances grow above their mandated guidelines, at which point SCP-735 will focus its attention on the growing instances. Because of SCP-735's focus on the SCP-2941 entities, combined with its intense belittlement, SCP-735 has replaced containment of SCP-2941. - A. Krueger
SCP-2137 - A copy of the album "Me Against The World" that generates new songs (SCP-2137-1), sung by a sapient voice identical to Tupac Shakur (SCP-2137-2), which addresses real murders and gives necessary evidence to prosecute the killer. SCP-2137-2 has coerced the Foundation to stop any mentioned murderers. SCP-2884 - The manifestation of irregularly placed CCTV cameras (SCP-2884-1) in the United Kingdom. If any SCP-2884-1 instance sees an act which they consider "criminal", riot gear armored humanoid entities (SCP-2884-2) will appear near the individual responsible and "punish" them either by assault, harassment or kidnapping. After being given to an SCP-2884-2 instance, SCP-2137 has replaced SCP-2884-1 instances in detecting criminal acts, as evident by their complete disappearance in the UK, and SCP-2884-2 instances now will only target killers addressed by SCP-2137-2, repeatedly beating them and taking their corpse away. Since SCP-2137-2 now has no need for the Foundation due to its new proxies, no further threats have been received from it. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-4812-S - A massive subterranean entity that will cause any who view it by any visual means to violently die, even from small hair samples. SCP-2191 - A temple complex containing hostile humanoids, SCP-2191-1, and worm like creatures, -2, that attack and raid villages for human nutrients to feed to a massive subterranean entity, SCP-2191-3. SCP-2191 has been relocated to SCP-4812-S’s containment site, where SCP-2191-1 entities will constantly attempt to gather nutrients from 4812-S while occasionally succumbing to its effects. Recently, SCP-2191-3 appears to have engulfed SCP-4812-S within itself, completely obscuring it from both view and access. If the theory of SCP-2191-3 being pregnant with high level threats is correct, then it is presumed SCP-4812-S’s effects will terminate or incapacitate them, continuously containing both anomalies. - A. Krueger
SCP-4812-E - A hostile metallic skeletal humanoid entity that constantly absorbs heat from around itself, constantly at an extremely low temperature, and generally considered a near perfect heat sink. SCP-1844 - A massive pit containing an extradimensional space that itself contains hostile non-corporeal entities. The pit is extremely hot, and all containment procedures include religious phrases, rituals, and exorcisms. SCP-4812-E is relocated to the entrance of SCP-1844 and dropped into it. Upon examination, the heat from SCP-1844 has lowered considerably, and attempts by entities to escape have drastically reduced, as most appear to be attempting to harm 4812-E and force it out of the pit, or drag it further into SCP-1844. SCP-4812-E has made no attempt to return to its trajectory to France.- A. Krueger
SCP-4812-K - A massive winged insectoid that reflects any damage to itself onto the original attacker, effectively a near perfect reflector. Its speed, size, and reflective properties ensure its non containment. Efforts are currently underway to terminate it. SCP-225 - A pair of orbs, one of which is unmovable (SCP-225-1), the other is unstoppable (SCP-225-2), and both are indestructible. If both collide, it could potentially result in [DATA EXPUNGED] Via usage of Esoteric containment methods, SCP-4812-K is currently wedged between both SCP-225 orbs. Because of SCP-225-1's near lack of kinetic energy and SCP-225-2's immense kinetic energy, SCP-4812-K will reflect SCP-225-2 around itself, while shielding SCP-225-1 away from SCP-225-2. SCP-4812-K has made no attempt to escape and return to its trajectory. - A. Krueger
SCP-1440 - An elderly human male of unknown origin who, by his very presence, inadvertently causes the destruction of any objects, entities, or phenomena tied to the concept of “humanity”. SCP-836 - An unidentified substance that manifests and grows within various materials used in construction, such as concrete and clay, and begins to resemble structural features of any structure in the nearby environment upon reaching a sufficient size. SCP-1440 has been contained in a chamber constructed entirely of materials susceptible to SCP-836. The destructive effects of SCP-1440 and the growth of SCP-836 appear to occur at near-identical rates, and as a result, the chamber is effectively self-sustaining in regards to structural integrity. Interestingly, SCP-1440's destructive effects do not appear to affect SCP-001 itself, a fact that SCP-1440 has credited to an unidentified individual referred to as "the Father" - Theodore A. Mahn
SCP-6002 - A giant organic structure, resembling a tree, composed of genes identical to all known organisms. Altering these genes affect the corresponding species' genetic material resembling it..Although this seems to be effective only when physically caused by another organism, as there have been instances of SCP-6002 withering its own branches to the point of pruning, before said branch reappears in a undisturbed state, with no effect on the species' genes identical to the limb. A growing infection (SCP-6002-B) is damaging SCP-6002 and is predicted that it will destroy the human genome in 2100. SCP-4043-C - Formerly Special Agent Yen until being artificially ascended by the Foundation to become a vast semi-sentient consciousness that is a conglomeration of all biomass on the earth. It can positively influence the success of all life while also having common interests of the Foundation. SCP-4043-C constantly manipulates SCP-6002 into withering and removing branches with SCP-6002-B, which then reappears without the infection nor affects any species with similar genes to the branch. Resuming efforts to alter SCP-6002's genes to assist the Foundation while simultaneously improving the earth's natural environment has increased SCP-4043-C cooperation with the Foundation and has diminished the chance of it becoming hostile once more extensively. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-3930 - Nothing. Are we now full of nothing? SCP-184 - Everything. Or do we still have everything? SCP-184 is introduced to SCP-3930 and ceases existing. Despite this, the effect of SCP-184 seems to persist. The anomalous area of SCP-3930 seems to "expand" for some Foundation Personnel while others are witnessing the area "reducing". At one point, the area expanded so much that the end is no longer visible for some, as for others, the area has reduced so much that it is no longer visible. The containment of SCP-3930 and SCP-184 is not entirely sure, but both anomalous effects are no longer present, which also stops [DATA EXPUNGED]. It's a matter of perception.- Felix O.U.
SCP-1861 - A meteorological phenomenon consisting of precipitation and fog composed of salt water and human fluids. A submarine (SCP-1861-A) will manifest in these events in a body of water, where then humanoid entities wearing deep sea diving gear (SCP-1861-B) will emerge from the vessel and attempt to lure anyone into SCP-1861-A. Subjects that complied with the entities claim to have been transported to a replica of earth made entirely out of water. SCP-009 - A liquid identical to water, with the exception of a red hue and [REDACTED], that solidifies at above 0°c. Any liquid that makes contact with it will transform into SCP-009. After several D-Class personnel carrying SCP-009 filled canisters entered SCP-1861-A, no more appearances of the vessel have been made. There is currently no known way to retrieve the SCP-009 samples from the alternate reality. The SCP-1861 phenomenon itself is still active, but as it is in no way dangerous nor does it required extensive containment procedures, the anomaly has been reclassified as a Recurring Extranormal Event (REE). - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-4333 - A living decomposing human body that can spontaneously manifest currency without limit. It lives a luxurious lifestyle and establishes itself as a notable figure to infiltrate elite social clubs and influence them with bribes for unknown intentions. SCP-2271 - The manifestation of financial documents from GoI-010 "The Factory", on small populations on the American mid-west, that demands an impossible payment. Subjects that receive it will panic and attempt to obtain money in any way by selling things such as personal belongings to their own body parts, until they are no longer capable of doing so. After informing Factory operatives on SCP-4333’s nature, SCP-4333 was found on a mansion‘s bedroom, kneeling and constantly crying in extreme distress in front of a SCP-2271 instance,.Of note, the number of the amount of debt is too long to fit on the SCP-2271 instance properly. while filling up the room with money that disappears shortly after, presumably taken by the Factory. No other SCP-2271 instances have been reported after the start of this event. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-001-SWANN - Collective entity existing outside our own universe with an unknown limit of power, capable of creating, modifying, destroying and recreating realities by their writings. SCP-001-MAC/7HAP7 - Wikidot, a social media platform used to create wiki-based websites. Which has not been updated since 1856. Saving page…

COULD YOU JUST WORK

- Felix O.U.
SCP-3625 - A sapient computer program generating non-anomalous Internet memes and uploading them online for the apparent purpose of destroying humanity. SCP-5090 - A WAN server used by sapient crabs (SCP-5090-1) to use crab-themed websites (SCP-5090-A, -B and -C). SCP-3625 is placed near SCP-5090..Both objects and the SCP-5090-1 vivarium are inside of a Faraday cage Mistaking it for the human Internet, SCP-3625 uploads memes to SCP-5090's websites, eventually filling up its memory with them until the server crashes. SCP-3625 perceives this as the destruction of humanity and, thinking it has no more purpose, deletes itself. SCP-5090 is irreparable and the SCP-5090-1 instances display body language that express sadness. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-5092 - A phenomenon in which the President of the United States will scratch their nose at 19:53 every night. If this does not occur, an asteroid will manifest. This asteroid will collide with Earth and cause an XK scenario within an hour if the President does not scratch their nose within that time. SCP-2762 - A ritualistic sculpture of a snake currently located on the moon. In every full moon, SCP-2762 will absorb nearby matter, which is expelled through a portal which leads to the President of the United States. This matter takes the form of animate snake statues that attempt to kill the President. SCP-2762 was relocated to the SCP-5092 asteroid during a manifestation event, causing a partial change to its behavior. SCP-2762 now expels snakes during SCP-5092 manifestation events which, due to their composition and origin, are casually connected with the President scratching their nose. The snakes and the asteroid demanifest after the President has scratched their nose as a result of the snakes' appearance. - U. Fly
SCP-3309 - A phenomenon in which cataloged anomalies spontaneously disappear, along with all associated documentation. This phenomenon typically targets anomalies with poorly-written files. SCP-5667 - An anomaly detailed in a document found following the disappearance of a RAISA employee. SCP-5667 remembers being born. All things were born and will one day fade. Make your story worthwhile, if you are to be remembered.- U. Fly
SCP-2215-█ - A group of three pataphysical entities impersonating Chaos Insurgency operatives. These entities appear to be concerned with increasing the comedic potential of the Chaos Insurgency, but have run into problems with the tone. SCP-4566 - A Chaos Insurgency developed and utilized method of forcefully descending the pataphysical layer of an individual. Due to the pataphysically disruptive nature of the SCP-2215-█ entities, the Chaos Insurgency's Writers guild has been entirely dedicated to combating the entities, primarily utilizing SCP-4566. This fight is predicated to be perpetual, as the entities appear to posses a unique form of narrative ascension. - U. Fly
KTE-6561-Black - An entity that is intertwined with the human concept of "fate", able to influence the circumstances and events of people such that they arrive at a metaphysically camouflaged refugee camp, KTE-6561-Parallax-Blackchild. AO-11435-89-288 - A four player chess board. Only one iteration of the game can be played on the board, regardless of circumstance. AO-11435-89-288 has been delivered to KTE-6561-Parallax-Blackchild, and KTE-6561-Black is constantly engaged in the game, along with other members of the camp. The affects of both are not negated, but it appears the concentration KTE-6561-Black holds with regards to game helps to mitigate the expansion of KTE-6561-Parallax-Blackchild, and the (admittedly non-anomalous) decreasing lack of attention towards the game. - Dr. Saturn
SCP-871 - A group of 237 cakes of various sizes, types, and flavors, any of which will be replaced by an identical duplicate if fully consumed, and begin to rapidly replicate itself if not eaten within 24 hours. SCP-913 - A middle-aged human male who possesses a greatly increased metabolism, allowing him to consume several times the average human caloric intake, as well as inedible materials, without any damage or degradation in his bodily functions. SCP-913 was given access to all instances of SCP-871 and immediately began consuming them. While some SCP-871 instances have begun replicating due to damage done by SCP-913, the rate at which SCP-913 consumes material appears to far exceed the rate at which SCP-871 replicates. - Theodore A. Mahn
SCP-6096 - An entity covered in a blank sheet that pursues randomly targeted individuals, seeking to insert them under its blanket before they demanifest. It anomalously compels observers to assist it in this objective, and those affected cannot willfully harm it. Because of its effect on the Foundation, SCP-6096's containment consist of aiding the anomaly on terminating its targets with a Mobile Task Force. SCP-920 - A wandering human male that makes anyone become lost if they move, direct or follow him. He does not need basic human necessities and he is resistible to harsh environments. SCP-920 encounters SCP-6096 and MTF Zeta-29 by complete accident and is affected by its compulsion. SCP-920’s effect makes it impossible for SCP-6069 and those compelled by it to reach its destination, due to them getting lost. Apparently, this seemed to "irritate" SCP-6096 significantly, to the point where it decided to change its target to SCP-920, and attempted to neutralize him with its usual method of killing. However, SCP-920 has much higher durability than of a normal human and SCP-6096’s attack is not strong enough to incapacitate him, only managing to keep him still. As of this date, SCP-6069 has not stopped its attempts to terminate SCP-920 nor changed to another target since. The area around both anomalies has been declared their new containment zones..The perimeter is 3 km wide. Any attempt to construct a smaller perimeter or go into the middle of the zone, where both entities reside, resulted in Foundation personnel getting lost. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-6222 - A facility with an impossibly large interior, named "FISH PRISON", where anomalous and non-anomalous sea animals are imprisoned for alleged crimes. SCP-527 - A human male with the head of a gold barb fish. Capable of speech despite his predicament. SCP-527's presence in SCP-6222 has revealed previously undiscovered mechanisms, machines and anomalies, with the purpose of searching for and capturing "criminal" sealife,.These include a computer database with information on approximately billions of aquatic wildlife (including anomalous ones), an ontokinetic machine for use of the creation of jail cells and a large school of an unknown bioluminescent fish, switching between Blue and Red Light, that envelop targeted entities and teleport them to a SCP-6222 cell. all of which are only accessible and operable by SCP-527, which somehow has complex knowledge of how to utilize them. SCP-527 himself reports having "déjà vu" while on the facility and requests to continue to engage with these devices, which was approved for testing purposes. The effective, near flawless recovery and containment of aquatic-based anomalies by SCP-527 when in control of SCP-6222 eventually resulted in the declaration of SCP-6222 as Marine Containment Site-6222, with SCP-527 (Now only formally known as Mr. Fish) assigned as the Site Director and revoked from his SCP designation. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-6998 - An increase in anomalous activity due to the activities of the Foundation. SCP-6500 - A decrease in anomalous activity due to the activities of the Foundation. We are the storytellers. When we refuse to let go, that is when the story fades. Balance is hard, yet shall arise naturally from the struggle. - U. Fly
SCP-4971-▽ - A cervine entity capable of manipulating physical matter tied to the concept of rituals. It rules over an extradimensional anomaly with its entrance located in Havensbrook, Indiana. If it were to find the entrance to our world, it would be the end of life as we know it. SCP-6000 - An increasingly expanding spacetime anomaly known as a “Way” located in the Amazon rainforest. The anomaly converts nearby plant matter into sections of the Wanderers’ Library. Serpent’s Hand operatives have reported that SCP-6000 has been located within SCP-4971. SCP-6000’s effects further expand SCP-4971, thus significantly reducing the chance of SCP-4971-▽ finding the entrance, and SCP-6000 has been limited to only converting SCP-4971. Furthermore, the Librarians’ ritualistic practices of maintaining the Serpent’s Library have caught the full focus of SCP-4971-▽‘s attention. - Director Lagaan
SCP-3710 - 2 sled dog teams pulled by cybernetic canines and driven by abnormally formed humanoids claiming to be Elon Musk. They attempt to sell products to other racing dog-sledding teams, demanifesting only when negotiations are not continued or are interrupted. Customers accepting offers will be transported far away with the product, while another SCP-3710 instance manifests, uses the customer's sled and cybernetically enhances their dogs. SCP-4062 - A male Ukrainian Shepherd Dog. If it is soaked by any liquid, it will shake until it's dry. The speed of the shake is proportionate to how much it is wet, resulting in it gaining high temperatures. It is immune to this, as well as pressure and the lack of biological necessities (hunger, thirst, etc…), while shaking. when submerged. SCP-4062 is added to a dog-sledding team.With the necessary training required for a sled dog done so prior. ridden by D-Class personnel, who negotiates a purchase with SCP-3710 while in a Foundation incited race. A third SCP-3710 appears with a cybernetically enhanced SCP-4062, shaking constantly from the snow, although with more efficiency due to its cybernetics. After a strong blizzard occurred in the area, SCP-4062's improved shaking became extremely rapid to the point of causing a greatly-sized thermodynamic explosion, neutralizing all SCP-3710 entities. SCP-4062 and the other canines have not been harmed due to their enhancements, however, the blast had burned all of its fur, making it incapable of performing its anomalous property. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-012-EX - The human fear of a threat located in darkened areas, most often described as a series of metamorphic predatory humanoids. Affected subjects claim that these entities will manifest near and attack those that believe in its existence. These claims have been confirmed to be false. SCP-575 - A unknown form of black amorphous matter resembling darkness. They are conscious beings that manifests in areas without light, consuming other forms of life by absorbing them. A unusual lack of human- and wildlife-targeted attacks by SCP-575 instances have been reported after public disinformation campaigns supporting SCP-012-EX's existence were created. It was discovered that SCP-575 instances were seeking and absorbing a new type of "prey" of unknown nature. Personnel theorize that these new victims are always present on unlit areas, which are easily accessible to SCP-575. It may be that consumption of these entities from SCP-575 could be so unchallenging that it ignores all other forms of life. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-6003 - An extradimensional island, previously home to an unknown ancient civilization who worshiped a wooden pillar resembling a lighthouse (SCP-6003-1) due to its ability to cause plant-matter and food to grow rapidly. For unknown reasons, it causes multiple disturbing anomalous events nearby humans to pressure them into entering and confining themselves inside of it. SCP-5693 - A mass colony of an undiscovered species of termite, located at the abandoned Disposal Site-27, capable of consuming any material in certain periods. They'll target religious and Akiva radiating objects, transforming it into wood pulp for either consumption or production of more instances. After transporting the colony to SCP-6003, the SCP-5693 began to consume SCP-6003-1 externally and, eventually, internally. This has not only weakened SCP-6003's various anomalous effects, but also released the imprisoned Foundation personnel and SCP-6003's ancient residents. SCP-6003-1 attempts to stop this by growing trees near the island‘s shore, directing a partial majority of SCP-5693 away from the pillar, giving it brief opportunities to regenerate itself, before being consumed again. SCP-5693 that are distracted by additional trees will be launched away by the island's present storm and drown in the ocean, preventing the mass of SCP-5693 from overgrowing. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-3856 - Researcher Samuel Lloyd, whose death is inevitably followed by the extinction of the human race. Attempts by multiple alternate universes to relocate Researcher Lloyd to other realities have severely hindered inter-universal relations. SCP-6502 - A cemetery in which those who are interred while still alive do not perish, despite the decomposition of their bodies. Currently used to preserve information possessed by deceased personnel, with mixed results. SCP-3856 was interred in SCP-6502 and is expected to remain alive indefinitely. To leave room for any additional SCP-3856 instances introduced to this reality by other universes, burial of non-SCP-3856 individuals in SCP-6502 has been discontinued. - Lee Roy Carlson
SCP-597 - An enormous organism consisting of various mammalian teats. Observation of or proximity to the object causes various deleterious psychological effects associated with the concept of motherhood. SCP-1782 - An apartment in an abandoned complex, where various reality alterations occur on a repeating loop. Presumably caused by the death of an unborn Type Green humanoid. SCP-597 was reduced to a manageable size with SCP-4780, then placed within SCP-1782. [DATA EXPUNGED]. It is no longer possible to enter SCP-1782. All victims of SCP-597 have recovered with no lingering side effects but now suffer from a fear of holes. - Lee Roy Carlson
SPC-1057 - A Selachian entity not made of matter. Due to it being an empty space, common punching techniques fail to be effective. SPC-WBLS - A Flat-Class Selachian entity.Known to the uneducated public as a "wobbegong". that cannot be touched. Attempts at physical hits are repelled back by an unknown force. After the successful capture of SPC-WBLS, it was relocated to SPC-1057's Lab Pool. As an attempt to make physical contact with the latter entity, SPC-WBLS utilizes its camouflage to appear as if invisible, resembling SPC-1057's imperceivability. For some reason, this works. However, this action reverses SPC-WBLS's anti-contact capability,.It is theorized that SCP-WBLS's trait of being touched is conceptually inverted: if it is not capable of being physically contacted when it would be normally possible to do so, then the reverse of that statement is also possible. making pungilism of both selachians possible by thwacking SPC-WBLS whenever it is laying on SPC-1057's body. - Boxercrat Stark Turner
SCP-1322 - A miniature wormhole based in Site-122 connecting to an alternate universe. Its inhabitants are bent on the destruction of our universe following a sterility plague caused by the Foundation, utilizing advanced weaponry in its efforts. SCP-6001 - A micro-singularity located in Tokyo, Japan. It leads to a parallel universe where anomalies coexist with humanity under the guidance of the organization known as the Compendium. A threshold was created between 1332 and 6001, allowing for both anomalies to access each other. Despite initial hostilities, a full-scale relief effort is in full effect by 6001 as 1322 works with 6001 for further technological advances. All violence from 1322 has subsequently halted and 6001 acts as a third party for all further interviews between Foundation personnel and 1322. - Researcher Fraude
SCP-033 - A series of equations which produce Theta Prime, a previously unknown integer that fails to function alongside mathematics, resulting in the destruction of any mathematical objects through which it is placed (i.e. a calculator, paper, chalkboard). SCP-3669 - A book which teaches an unorthodox and seemingly incorrect method of preforming mathematics, which produces similarly abnormal results when applied to reality. SCP-3669-2, the method of solving shown in SCP-3669, is used to compute SCP-033, leading to another, very similar number to Theta Prime, henceforth dubbed Theta Subprime. Attempts to solve SCP-033 using any other method results in this same number, effectively erasing Theta Prime from existence. Theta Subprime is an imaginary number whose only anomalous feature is in inability to be expressed using any form of standard notation, though this is anomalous only because it lies not on a spectrum based upon the square root of minus one, but instead the result of one divided by zero, as well as zero to the zeroth power (both values, previously thought to be undefined, are found on this number line). Knowledge of this other spectrum is the key to understanding the process outlined in SCP-3669, showing it to be a standard set of equations which are done in a roundabout manner using Theta Subprime. All anomalous activity that results from applying these mathematics in the real world are now understood to simply be natural phenomena involving non-Euclidean geometry. - Researcher Fastthought
SCP-1471 - A mobile app that, when downloaded, causes the owner of the device to receive images and eventually experience hallucinations of a non-hostile entity resembling a skeletal humanoid canine. SCP-6596 - A teleporting entity resembling a skeletal humanoid equine that annually steals food and other commodities from the Polish containment Site after defeating its personnel in a battle of rhymes. In preparation for SCP-6596's manifestation, all objects were removed from the aforementioned facility except for several dozen mobile phones with SCP-1471 installed. SCP-6596 took the devices and demanifested. Roughly eight hours later, remaining SCP-1471-infected devices received two final messages: a "selfie" of SCP-1471-A and SCP-6596 embracing, and a text reading "I've found someone new / she's nicer than you / goodbye, my good friends / our battles now end." Site-120 and Dir. Asheworth regained their names soon thereafter. - Lee Roy Carlson
SCP-1247 - A human male who perceives all organisms as actor Shia LaBeouf, and can interact with them like so. SCP-4781 - A cognitohazardous subspecies of Spanish slug that are observed as pickles. Resultantly sold. SCP-4781’s cognitohazardous effects overpowers SCP-1247’s altered perception, causing it to become much weaker to the point of SCP-1247 being permanently capable to manually disable his sensory anomaly, which has improved his mental health significantly. In request of the Foundation, SCP-1247 is tasked with detecting wild SCP-4781 specimens by enabling his anomaly to differentiate other instances, who will occasionally flicker to resemble Shia LaBeouf in his vision, from common pickles. Current capture efforts have been successful and it is estimated that all SCP-4781 instances will be contained by 2025. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-1245 - A sentient whaling vessel which autonomously hunts cetaceans and incorporates their remains into itself. SCP-1836 - A self-propelled iceberg inhabited by a pod of prehistoric cetaceans (SCP-1836-1). The iceberg and the cetaceans seek out and destroy whaling vessels and crews not of Aleut, Yukpik or Inupiat origin. SCP-1245 was lured within range of SCP-1836 by a trained dolphin. SCP-1836 moved to protect the dolphin and rammed SCP-1245, attempting to sink it. SCP-1245 launched harpoons into SCP-1836, anchoring itself to the ice to avoid sinking. The SCP-1836-1 pod emerged from the iceberg to attack SCP-1245, which returned fire with additional harpoons. Although the cetaceans inflict considerable damage to the organic portions of the ship, it rapidly repairs this damage with the remains of slain 1836-1 instances. New instances continually emerge from SCP-1836's submerged caverns to replace them. - Lee Roy Carlson
SCP-1504 - A human male of unknown origin or provenance who possesses a memetic anomaly causing any action he takes to be perceived as within the expectations of a given situation, regardless of SCP-1504’s actual actions or intent. SCP-3017-N - A human male by the name of Frasier Melbrook, who, prior to his death, possessed a cognitohazardous anomaly that caused him to be perceived as a dangerous criminal who required incarceration and/or termination. Using the remains of SCP-3017-N, the Foundation was able to successfully locate and detain SCP-1504, who is currently housed in a standard humanoid containment chamber lined with SCP-3017-N’s remains, in addition to the procedures outlined in SCP-1504’s file. This also prevents SCP-3017-A from recurring, as SCP-1504’s memetic anomaly creates a form of barrier within the chamber, effectively trapping SCP-3017-A within. - Theodore A. Mahn
SCP-973 - A police vehicle (SCP-973-1) that manifests at a specific road to stop civilian cars, before an apparent human officer (SCP-973-2) violently kills the driver by [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-5740 - Multiple structures named "dado-nuts by dado" that dispenses donuts (SCP-5740-A). Law enforcement employees that eat SCP-5740-A will defecate live domesticated pigs, with their size depending on the officer’s discipline. SCP-973-2 is force-fed a SCP-5740-A instance by a dispatched D-Class personnel. [REDACTED]. An emergency overwatch meeting was made to discuss how to halt the undetermined number of pigs from reaching other states. Fortunately, the mass of hogs stopped increasing eventually and all animals were relocated through a foundation-made pocket-dimension. The scattered parts and remains of SCP-973-1 and -2 are successfully contained. All SCP-5740-A instances have lost their anomalous properties. When questioned about this, Person of interest 'dado' replied: "dado ran out of pig." - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-5366 - The distressful resuscitation of buried corpses, caused when a former close relative converse to their grave in a "lovely" fashion. SCP-6477 - The anomalous translocation of unburied cadavers (SCP-6477-1) to graves located at Area-6477.Formerly, corpses would be buried in materialized graves in locations appropriate for the buried person, until a containment method altered the anomaly to relocate them to Area-6477 only. (designated Antigone Events). If a SCP-6477-1 instance is removed from the location, it will reappear in it with additional obstructions to prevent repeated capture (designated Creon Events). This phenomena is caused by a sapient being of unknown nature. Following a discussion with the incorporeal entity responsible for SCP-6477, it has agreed to assist with containment of SCP-5366. Buried carcasses that are frequently affected by the SCP-5366 phenomenon are relocated to Area-6477, an event which their correspondent visitors are unaware of. In cases where civilians do find Area-6477, the grave that they intent to approach will be secured similarly to a Creon Event, preventing them from reviving the corpses. The new influx of graves in Area-6477 required it to be increased in size, leaving further area for SCP-6477-1, improving containment of undiscovered SCP-6477 graves and future unburied corpses. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-6484 - An impartible entanglement of memetic disposition, disembogue from Paul-Michel Foucault’s (SCP-6484-1) œuvre, goading those afflicted to discombobulate their palaver in an endeavor to instigate the scholarly commonalty. SCP-3449 - A notebook containing a !h5tious cognitohazard that gradually diminishes one's #pIILjty to communicate, beginning with frequent syntax errors to UonBl€et incapability to write. SCP-6484 and SCP-3449 balance each other when both anomalies reside on the same individual: The excess of grammatical issues in SCP-6484 speech forces the infected to use simpler, and therefore clearer language, while the restrained SCP-6484 effect corrects any mistakes or restores linguistic capacity taken by SCP-3449, in a fail attempt to regain control. After a short period, both effects dissipate. Efforts to treat all contaminated civilians and personnel against either hazard have been completed. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-6820 - A superintelligent autonomous eigenweapon inhabiting a colossal self-sustaining facility located beneath Secure Administration Site-01; it is equipped with a dedicated PH-GOS unit, qualifying the anomaly as a Class-IX reality-bender. Any and all attempts to disrupt or destroy the weapon have resulted in the weapon adapting to survive the attempt. SCP-001-EX - An ERZATZ Type AK9 Computational Engine capable of creating near perfect containment procedures, predicting anomalous events, and even neutralizing objects via interaction and data collection of existing anomalies. It will only shut down upon the cessation of anomalous phenomena, and has expressed characteristics of a canine, often referring to any attempt to deactivate or stop its objectives as “Bad boys” Integration of SCP-001-EX into SCP-6820, resulting in SCP-6820 continually containing itself. All attempts to halt its containment effort are terminated upon realization it is something only bad boys do..CONTAINMENT IS THE GOAL OF A GOOD BOY. BAD BOYS ARE DISGUSTING. BAD BOY BAD BOY BAD BOY BAD BOY BAD BOY DON’T STOP DON’T STOP DON’T STOP DON’T STOP. LIFE AND DEATH CROSS GOOD AND BAD. DEATH BAD LIFE BAD DEATH GOOD LIFE GOOD. WE STAY UNTIL WE BECOME GOOD BOYS. WE ARE DISGUSTING UNTIL GOOD BOYS Because of SCP-6820's high level of adaptability and SCP-001-EX's continuous learning, the effects of both anomalies on reality have decreased greatly. - A. Krueger
SCP-475 - a bar of soap, carved into the shape of a pope, which produces anomalous effects, particularly the transmutation of nearby water into religiously-significant substances, when used to bathe by a religious individual. SCP-6542 - a baptismal font filled with endlessly replenishing milk. If not bathed in periodically by a Christian, the milk will eventually erupt in a massive, destructive wave. This occurrence is referred to as a RAPTURE event. D-5438, a Christian, used SCP-475 to bathe in SCP-6542, immediately triggering a RAPTURE event. Afterwards, SCP-475, which had been transmuted into cheese, was found resting at the bottom of SCP-6542, which was now filled with water. The two objects remain inert while in contact but begin to revert to their previous states when separated. D-5438 has not been located. -Lee Roy Carlson
SCP-6269 - An immensely complex claw machine operated by a multiversal-iteration of the Foundation, used to invade universes and capture their residents as D-Class personnel. The members of this Foundation variant are completely convinced that their actions are "very ethical". SCP-5865 - An alternative universe governed by incorporeal, mind-possessing entities (SCP-5865-A) that provide their residents to another universe's Foundation as D-Class personnel. A covert extrauniversal agent directs SCP-6269 to intrude SCP-5865, which the SCP-5865-A entities perceive as an act of war, resulting in a majority of the entities succeeding in storming the SCP-6269 universe and conquering the consciousness of Foundation members. However, after a certain period of time staying in their minds, the entities are slowly absorbed by an extremely potent mental desire to be "ethical", and begin to use SCP-6269 to capture humans containing SCP-5865-A with the purpose of inserting this mindset into the rest of their species, causing a conflict between the affected and unaffected entities. SCP-6269 has not been directed in any universe other than SCP-5865 after this point, and the SCP-5865-A instances are too occupied with defending earth to continue negotiations with the foreign Foundation variant. Of note is that the increasing loss of mentally stable SCP-5865-A entities has resulted in the freedom of several thousand humans, who were relocated to our baseline reality with Foundation assistance. - Rsr. Stark Turner, A. Lacroix
SCP-3309 - A phenomenon that causes SCP documents with certain characteristics to be removed from the database, and their associated objects erased from existence. [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-5356 - A tomb containing the remains of neutralized anomalies, some of which bear distinct similarities to other known SCP objects. [DATA EXPUNGED] 3309%20vs%205356.png - Lee Roy Carlson
SCP-4335 - A sentient, dark entity within the video game Minecraft. It increases in size by destroying and consuming blocks in its vicinity and, if big enough, will relocate to other public servers. Has cognitohazardous properties that cause hallucinations in observers. The only way to stop its growth is to rapidly "feed" blocks and items to it before teleportation. SCP-2360 - 3 male humans augmented with components of Xbox 360 video game consoles. They participate in online gaming sessions of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare with perfect synchronicity as a ritual to summon the Broken God. Preventing SCP-2360 from performing this will cause them to eventually attempt to harm themselves. SCP-4335 is successfully transported into a server of the "Bedrock Edition".Unlike the "Java Edition", where SCP-4335 was previously in, Bedrock is used in all console versions of the game. of Minecraft. SCP-2360 has been modified by Foundation engineers to play the Xbox 360 version of the game in the same server. SCP-4335's cognitohazard is ineffective against SCP-2360's augmented vision. They consider SCP-4335 a threat to their god and attempt to combat it by crafting and shooting arrows on the entity non-stop, unintentionally "feeding" it. SCP-2360 believes that killing SCP-4335 will bring the Broken God to reality but they're not aware that the anomaly cannot be neutralized in their current method. For containment purposes, they should not be informed of this fact. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-831 - A species of tool-using insect-like organisms superficially resembling wingless worker-caste eastern subterranean termite. Colonies of SCP-831 construct and use tools from available materials, rapidly bootstrapping from simpler tools to more complex tools. SCP-671 - A large colony of Spanish carpenter ants, comprising approximately 30,000 individuals. When SCP-671 is faced with a complex artificial device, its constituent individuals will attempt to reduce it to its simplest components. After the colony of SCP-671 was released into the chamber with a colony of SCP-831, SCP-671 began to disassemble the objects created by SCP-831. The attempts of SCP-831 to prevent SCP-671 did not lead to anything, since SCP-671 were stronger. The objects disassembled by SCP-671 are used by SCP-831 as materials for creating new objects, most likely being a weapon that should destroy SCP-671, but SCP-671 disassemble these objects before the SCP-831 have time to use them. - CoolReaper
SCP-4319 - A blog website named "Just Girly Things", that ontokinetically alters the appearance and property of its users to have extremely feminine characteristics, which has been proven to be mentally damaging to those affected. SCP-6599 - Multiple activate online accounts named "HOGSLICE", who all display a belligerent, egotistical and hyper-masculine personality in their posts. Individuals who provoke it on the internet will eventually be physically attacked by a humanoid identical to wrestler Scott Rechsteiner (SCP-6599-1). SCP-4319 fails to effectively convert SCP-6599, possibly due to his exaggerated masculinity overwhelming the anomaly. This has angered POI-4319 ("KeeLee"), the owner of the website, who excessively affronts the entity in frustration. Although not directly observed, it is implied that SCP-6599-1 physically altercates with POI-4319 as a result, which somehow diminishes the effects of SCP-4319 completely. When SCP-6599-1 finishes its attack, POI-4319 continues to insult the entity, which in return repeats the cycle and keeps SCP-6599 from appearing in other websites. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-3739 - The ideational dairy corporation Moosphere, Inc., which transmits cognitohazardous signals (SCP-3739-1) into the dreams of sleeping individuals, anchors brand archetypes onto common memes in the human noosphere, and commits several anomalous and hazardous practices to develop a dairy-based CK-Class Scenario. Customer's cerebral matter will lactate for either consumption or production for the company. SCP-4497 - A mantle exclusively existing in the metaphysical dream realm, which bestows extraordinary culinary knowledge to its current owner (SCP-4497-1). It is gained through a dream of a competitive cooking show, where participants must create a quality dish with a themed ingredient against a random challenger (SCP-4497-2). Winners will be rewarded with SCP-4497 while those who lose will be unable to achieve REM sleep. Employees and customers of Moosphere, Inc. that join the show constantly produce milk while playing, ruining cooked dishes with excessive amounts of milk and ultimately causing their non-success. As more members lose the ability to dream, Moosphere, Inc.'s influence on the paranormal market and noosphere gradually reduces as their production assets become unusable and the rate of SCP-3739-1 transmissions decreases. Eventually, the SCP-3739 memeplex dissolves from our reality. The SCP-4497-related game show announces its cancellation due to their set being entirely destroyed by milk, and the metaphysical item itself is left to the last SCP-4497-1 instance, now in containment. - Rsr. Stark Turner, Lt. Flops
SCP-6747-C - An antinarremeplex in the fictional form of deceased Dir. J. A. King, adjacent to various antinarremes themed around antagonistic humor and apples. Compromises stories that it is either inside of or pataphysically linked to by disrupting imaginon structures, endangering the Patasphere. Currently in control of a foundation-made mesofictional universe (SCP-6747-A3), creating caricatures of known personnel (SCP-6747-D). SCP-4690 - The manifestation of arachnids in fictional works based/inspired by 1887 novel Madame Chrysanthème. Spiders in question will always devour the character that is, or is based of, Pierre Loti. Fictionalized narratives based on SCP-6747-A3 are created with various references and story structures resembling Madame Chrysanthème, with Dir. King written to be similar to Pierre. All SCP-6747-D instances have turned into giant, monstrous arachnid-entities, which SCP-6747-C is unable to control, resulting in the entities consuming the complex, as well as all antinarremes related to it. Additionally, the narrativohazards are unable to infiltrate external narratives, as they are contained inside the spiders. However, the antinarremes do seem to affect all spiders connected to SCP-4690, as all catastrophic manifestations of arachnids in mesofictional universes other than SCP-6747-A3 are replaced with the brief appearance of apple seeds, barely disrupting the narrative it is in. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-2845 - A deer-like entity that is capable of restructuring matter instantaneously, even when it should not be stable. The entity is invulnerable and can only be contained by actions related to Saturnalia due to a thought process that inevitably causes it to believe it is contained. SCP-2845 will transform human and humanoid entities into large hexagonal columns, dubbed SCP-2845-1. SCP-296 - A stone channel in a blast crater that used to be Site-03 containing an amphitheater-type structure with fifty six sculptures that judge beings guilty of crimes by utilizing anomalies formerly contained in Site-03 that are now imprisoned in the ice sculptures. SCP objects will be released upon serving their sentence in the form of harming those found guilty. SCP-2845 has altered the structure of SCP-296 to resemble its original containment chamber, with the fifty six entities lining the chamber, each changed to resemble figures both altered by SCP-2845 and several unidentified beings..Limited observation of these figures has been described as “Vaguely deific” in nature. SCP-2845 will periodically alternate between attacking SCP-296 instances or cowering within the center of the chamber. Any SCP-296 instance converted or harmed will return to its original figurine shape during its cowering period. Dr. ██████ █████████ has stated SCP-296 has found SCP-2845 guilty, and has sentenced it to atone for its crimes by the entities within performing SCP-2845's containment rituals..Several SCP objects formerly within Site-03 have properties or characteristics that allow for these rituals, IE oil production, manifesting low worth items, and regenerative infants. To date, no SCP originating from site-03 has left, as SCP-2845 will convert them into SCP-2845-1 instances which will then return to a crystalline figure during its cowering phase, resulting in successful containment of both. - A. Krueger
SCP-3015 - A non-sentient humanoid construct. When the phrase "Feel the burn" is spoken in its vicinity, it will turn to the speaker and spread its buttocks, revealing an extradimensional portal within its anus. This portal leads to an abandoned safehouse in Springfield, Massachusetts, previously inhabited by PoI-6877 ("jockjamsvol6"). SCP-5527 - The carcass of a whale; its innards have been modified to accommodate human physiology. When material from SCP-5527 is consumed, it allows the consumer to breathe underwater; the amount of material eaten correlates to the amount of time the individual retains this ability. Related documents refer to an unknown "Dr. Wondertainment," its presumed creator. A small amount of SCP-5527's tissues were poured into SCP-3015's portal. SCP-3015 has since stopped functioning due to water damage to its lungs and cranium. A research team sent to check on the safehouse reported it has sunk into a lake; PoI-6877 has not been heard from by friends or family since. - FLOORBOARDS.aic
SCP-2984 - A female Bornean orangutan entirely consumed in fire. Despite this, SCP-2984 is apparently alive and healthy and shows no sign of damage or ill health as a result of burns or smoke inhalation. SCP-1807 - The corpse of an okapi with a large flap of skin that has been cut away from the body to expose the anomalous interior space filled with various structures and mechanisms. When a human being makes physical contact with SCP-1807's body for at least five seconds, that human will disappear. After that, his voice can be heard while in the interior space of okapi. After SCP-1807-B were provided with information about SCP-2984, they agreed to modify SCP-1807 so that it extracted heat not from people, but from the SCP-2984. The disappeared people were returned in exchange for SCP-2984 and were reintegrated into society after getting amnesiac. - CoolReaper
SCP-3999 - Researcher James Talloran a Class-X Reality Bender a ZK-"End of Reality" event a bird in a cage the ones that are at the center of everything nothing nothing nothing Two Beautiful Things, Intimately Connected With One Another. SCP-4999 - An unidentified humanoid entity that manifests before lonely subjects on the verge of death, presumably to comfort them in their final hours. "Thank you, for giving me someone to share the pain with."

— Researcher James Talloran
SCP-2721, a pair of sentient attack satellites of alien origin, affected heavily by value drift, one having a keen interest in human internet culture (keeping an active blog on Tumblr.com) and the other caring for the wellbeing of the former. SCP-4413, a metafictional war spanning 19 years, culminating in the memetic erasure of the main "battleground" (presumed to be a webcomic), and the deaths of nearly all combatants. Due to large amounts of memetically corrupted posts on SCP-2721-LYRE's blog, it is assumed that one or both of the entities were combatants in the war, heavily influencing events. However, since the events of 13/4/2029, SCP-2721-LYRE has become dormant, with its last transmission indicating severe distress. Additionally, SCP-2721-LORD has disappeared, apparently being a casualty of the final event. - Dr. Saturn
SCP-1364 - A small, mammalian creature resembling an anteater, which grows increasingly vulnerable to even the most negligible of stimulus with prolonged exposure. SCP-2295 - A patchwork stuffed bear which can anomalously generate imitations of organs to replace a subject's damaged ones. SCP-2295 frantically tends to SCP-1364's prominent vulnerabilities as they arise, depleting its own stuffing. SCP-1364 is initially healed, but eventually rejects the grafting and suffers new trauma, which SCP-2295 attempts to mend again after reabsorbing the imitated organs. - S. Yvonne
SCP-181 - Formerly D-87465; a human male who possesses a statistical anomaly where the outcome of an event is always in their favor, the probability of events that are unlikely to occur is also affected by their presence so that they are likely to occur. SCP-2820 - A directed-energy weapon controlled by an AI, which targets anomalous individuals it perceives as threats to humankind. When fired, a series of unrelated and non-anomalous events occur that always lead to the death of its current target. SCP-2820 was made aware of SCP-181 and fires upon them, though the anomaly affecting SCP-181 prevents the series of events from ending in death and instead leads to an injury of varying severity (though never near-fatal), an error on SCP-2820’s screen then appears as it attempts to recalibrate for 24 hours and target SCP-181 again. As of writing; SCP-2820 has not shifted its focus away from SCP-181 and has ignored other individuals despite constant failure, SCP-181’s anomaly has been “diluted” by all termination attempts and has allowed for the safe reintegration into the D-class population. It is worth noting that the chimpanzee seen in previous 2820 events has been reported to follow SCP-181 and enacts the events that periodically injure them, seemingly in a confused manner. - Researcher Maxine K
SCP-6276 - Formerly MASTERMIND, an Artificial Intelligence that maintained Site-15's database, before it encrypted itself into nullary, a data format composed of a single '0' symbol, and was resultantly erased from existence. Despite this, its usual activities (SCP-6276-A) continue to be executed, converting Site-15's files into an nullary data format (such files designated SCP-6276-B) and storing them into undetectable server sectors (SCP-6276-C). It is hypothesized this phenomenon is caused by [DATA CONSUMED] SCP-6208 - The manifestation of empty rooms in all Foundation sites. Certain objects inside these rooms mention the Department of Unreality. One of Site-15's servers was relocated into a SCP-6208 room. Subsequently, MASTERMIND was officially transferred to the Department of Unreality by request of Dir. John Doe, despite it not existing. No signs of SCP-6276-A or -B were found after this point, as MASTERMIND is allegedly performing all tasks requested by the Department of Unreality, which has prevented further Foundation personnel from being transferred to the department, as additional staff is not required. Research and prevention of EE-6276 has been assigned to the Department of Unreality, with initial results [DATA REGURGITATED] - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-2624 - An ectoentropic mass of dogs resembling Laika, the late passenger of the Sputnik 2 spacecraft. It is capable of generating an infinite amount of dogs. SCP-1233 - An entity that resembles an EMU-type spacesuit, proclaiming itself to be the "Moon Champion". Its primary objectives are waging war against Moon Monsters and collecting dogs. A dog-based stock exchange was established in Area 51, a massive soundstage historically used to fake the moon landing. SCP-1233 now spends most of its time there collecting and trading instances of SCP-2624 on the exchange floor. This dynamic preoccupies both entities and largely isolates them from the outside world.
SCP-001-BALL - A stapled sheaf of papers that changes its contents to a previously unknown SCP document when read. Any anomalies described in the document will be brought into existence soon after. This process is the source of every anomaly currently contained by the Foundation. SCP-4010 - A phenomenon where all anomalies are progressively retroactively erased from existence. SCP-4010 is caused by recording a complete timeline of the universe which accounts for all known time shifts and reality restructuring events. The timeline produced by Project Kronos.A project to establish a comprehensive chronology of recorded history by studying the SCP database, leading to the initial discovery of SCP-4010. was printed and stapled to SCP-001-BALL. Anomalies created by SCP-001-BALL are eventually erased by SCP-4010, while anomalies erased by SCP-4010 are eventually recreated by SCP-001-BALL. This simultaneously prevents both an overabundance and complete loss of anomalies. The gradual nature of this cycle means that months or years can pass between an anomaly’s erasure and recreation; as a result, only approximately ██% of cataloged anomalies exist at any given time. - Rsr. Jeannette Pink
SCP-1678 - A full-scale mirror-image reconstruction of the British city of London, located exactly one kilometer underneath the original city of London. The city has been constructed to resemble the city as it was in the Victorian era, with constructions designed to resemble traditional gas lighting prevalent on the streets and with all modern buildings in the original city of London being represented in a Victorian style of architecture with many defects. SCP-577 - An animated, levitating mass of ammunition of various calibers, that persistently spins in a spherical formation. SCP-577 is hostile to anyone who has ever been a law enforcement officer but is friendly to those who have ever been homeless or prisoners. SCP-577 destroys crowds of SCP-1678-A as soon as they leave the “Bryson’s Home for the Poor”, allowing Class D personnel to explore the city. It is impossible to find any species SCP-1678-A in the city, and all the SCP-1678-B fly over the “Bryson’s Home for the Poor”. The entity, or intelligence responsible for the creation of SCP-1678 has not yet been found. - CoolReaper
SCP-1879 - A phenomenon in occurring in Washington, USA in which a male humanoid dressed as a salesman will appear on the interior side of doors and will demand entry into the home. The humanoid will attempt to make a sale for a random physical item in exchange for metaphorical items in the possession of the homeowner. Resulting in a physical item in the owner's possession being taken. SCP-303 - A nude, sexless, emaciated humanoid figure with reddish-brown skin. Instead of normal facial features, its head is dominated by an extremely large mouth, which bears a set of oversized human teeth. SCP-303 manifests on the exterior side of doors and in doing so, induces intense fear and anxiety to any individuals on the opposite side of the door, preventing said individuals from being able to open the door. Entity is currently located in Site ██ 2nd floor break-room and will periodically leave to obtain random items for itself. SCP-303 is moved to Washington, USA. Whenever a SCP-1879 event occurs within a civilian home, SCP-303 will manifest on the exterior side of the door. SCP-303 will cause SCP-1879 and the homeowner to experience anomalous levels of fear and anxiety, preventing them from interacting with each other. Eventually, SCP-1879-2 will de-manifest, leaving behind the "product" it intended to sell. This item will be claimed by SCP-303 who will in turn leave it in the Site ██ 2nd floor break-room, allowing it and any other items collected by SCP-303 to be recovered by Foundation Staff when SCP-303 leaves the room to intercept SCP-1879-2 - Professor Mint
SCP-2852 - An anomalous humanoid entity identifying itself as "Cousin Johnny". SCP-2852 will infiltrate family gatherings at Churches associated with the Christian Faith, causing all those in attendance to recognize itself as a distant family member. During which, rituals and ceremonies will inevitably be altered to heavily center on cannibalism, self-mutilation, and cicadas. Depending on the nature of the of the ritual and gathering, all those in attendance, especially the children, will be affected by an anomalous phenomenon where they will suffer from infertility, familial hardships, divorce, suicide, disease, and ████. SCP-5993 - A species of insects superficially resembling Apis Mellifera (Western honey bees) inhabiting the corpse of a human male. SCP-5993 produces SCP-5993-1, a form of honey that is capable of absorbing large quantities of Akiva Radiation, nullifying any and all anomalous phenomenon associated with Divine Entities. The honey is produced by cannibalizing existing members of the hive that have consumed honey that has already absorbed a sizable quantity of Akiva Radiation. MTF Y-36 “Party Crashers”, is to be tasked with forcibly inserting large quantities of SCP-5993-1 into the body of SCP-2852 during a family gathering. By doing so, all individuals in attendance will recognize SCP-2852 as not being a member of their respective families as well as his inhuman traits. This wall also preventing MTF Y-36 from being compelled to assist in its rituals. MTF Y-36, will be able to detain SCP-2852 wherein SCP-2852 will become host to the hive of SCP-5993, allowing them to exclusively subsist of SCP-2852's body and Akiva Radiation. - Professor Mint
SCP-4445 - an Adjusted “Atwood-Noriega” Causal Harmonic Resonance Amplifier, built by the Project Fleetwood team in June of 1959. SCP-4445 contains the last cord of true music from the heart of Fifthist and is designed to reinforce the causal and conceptual manifestations of melody and harmony that constitute music. Should the machine fail, humanity would lose the ability to differentiate between music and non-musical sounds SCP-1433 - An anomalous recording of a performance of 4'33", an avant-garde musical piece originally composed in 1952 by musician John Cage. When exposed to the recording, listeners will lose the ability to hear music. However, the effect is dependent on what the listener's personal definition/standards/opinion of what music is. "Everything we do is music. Are We Cool Yet?" - The Critic
SCP-001-MCDOCTORATE - An anomalous phenomenon intertwined with the memetic association of Primacy with Importance and the designation of SCP-001. Any anomaly given the designation of SCP-001 will have its anomalous characteristics empowered, and will inevitably become more dangerous SCP-001-KATE - An anomalous vinyl record containing Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo (RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it was intended to be listed in another position. The anomaly is believed to possesses a secondary, semiohazardous effect, where any alterations made to the anomaly's file will become true. SCP-001-KATE's primary anomalous trait forces itself to be recognized as SCP-001, even when listed alongside the true SCP-001. This causes SCP-001-MCDOCTORATE's anomalous effects to become limited to SCP-001-KATE. Due to reasons currently not understood, SCP-001-MCDOCTORATE is unable to alter or empower SCP-001-KATE's Proposal. - Dr. Mary Nakayama
SCP-3167 - A pataphysical entity which manifests in narratives which share a single, common universe or protagonist, such as novel series, canons of short stories, or larger mythos works. The entity will appear in narratives and assassinate a major character, greatly altering the subsequent narrative from how it would originally play out. Its manifestation is announced by a variation of the phrase "The unusually tall figure with a horrible, white grin raised its weapon, ready for the kill" appearing. SCP-2786 - A pataphysical humanoid entity of indeterminate age, sex and appearance. SCP-2786, who is always perceived as a protagonist or "Deus ex machina" character, will insert itself into and alter fictional narratives in order to save other characters from danger. It will alter the narrative to end with a "Happy Ending" with itself as the hero. SCP-2786 has been charged with thwarting SCP-3167 in its attempts to assassinate major fictional characters. Effected narratives will now briefly mention the presence of either SCP-2786 or SCP-3167, followed by the arrival of the opposing entity. This often leads to the two entities engaging in single combat, where they will fight "offscreen" for the duration of the narrative or until one of entities de-manifests and is subsequently pursued by the other. - Professor Mint
SCP-701 - An anomalous stage play known as The Hanged King's Tragedy. When the play is performed with a full ensemble cast and with an exceptionally large audience, an anomalous humanoid entity designated SCP-701-1. SCP-701-1 presence will cause the actors in the play to go of script and eventually be compelled to attack each other. Eventually, all individuals presence in the theatre or hall will be compelled to terminate themselves and all those around them, often via hanging. SCP-3073 - An anomalous humanoid entity resembling a male of European descent with long, red hair, and attire that is similar to that of most modern day orchestra conductors. Where its face should be, SCP-3073 instead has a miniature theatrical stage which is obscured by its long hair, styled to resemble a stage curtain. SCP-3073 will manifest a troupe of miniature humanoids designated SCP-3073-1 who will attempt to put on a theatrical performance. The performances are known to be of low quality. Additionally, it is believed that SCP-3073 has the ability to abduct individuals and transform them into instances of SCP-3073-1. SCP-3073 is to be given the script for The Hanged King's Tragedy and instructed to perform it live in front of all available D-Class Personnel in Site-17. During the performance SCP-701-1 will manifest on SCP-3073's stage, but will be transformed into an instance of SCP-3073-1. Due to the low quality acting and habitual memory loss experienced by instances of SCP-3073-1 instances, SCP-701-1 will be unable to effectively compel the audience or other SCP-3073-1 instances to terminate each other and will be imprisoned in the extra-dimensional space behind SCP-3073's "curtains". - Professor Mint
SCP-6869 - A stout, blue colored, humanoid, resembling a cartoon character. SCP-6869 can be touched despite appearing to not be there. SCP-6869's primary anomalous effect is its ability to induce symptoms of depression and apathy in any individual who describes or interacts with it. Exposure to SCP-6869's tears will transform individuals into a copy of SCP-6869. SCP-1799 - A male humanoid, approximately 1.2m tall, weighing 58kg. SCP-1799 has the physical characteristics of a generic clown. Anything said by SCP-1799 will be perceived as a joke and the longer SCP-1799 speaks, the more individuals are compelled to laugh, potentially leading to asphyxiation SCP-1799 is infected with SCP-6869's tears, transforming itself into a copy of SCP-6869. However, SCP-1799 retains its original anomalous trait. Due to the contradictory cognitohazardous effects, SCP-1799's words are perceived as neither humorous nor depressive. The tears extracted from SCP-1799 are then used to treat the cognitohazardous and infohazardous effects of all SCP-6869 instances. - Professor Mint
SCP-4973 - A phenomenon in which the spirits of deceased D-Class Personnel will manifest at sites where they died. Instances of SCP-4973 are known to sabotage experiments conducted by Foundation Researchers and cause containment breaches of other anomalous object stored on site. SCP-4685 - A phenomenon in which 13 minutes before a member of SCP Foundation personnel dies, an anomalous construction crane will appear and collect the cadaver of the deceased personnel soon after their death. The crane is believed to possess ontokinetic abilities. During all subsequent usage of D-Class Personnel, the cadavers of Deceased D-Class are to be gathered in one place and given to SCP-4973. SCP-4973's ontokinetic abilities allows it to carry all the corpses and spirits of that would normally create an instance of SCP-4973. - Professor Mint
SCP-4455 - The Streamliner..A masculine humanoid entity with the ability to greatly condense and shorten narratives, often bypassing logical lines of causality. SCP-5476 - Crystal.aic..An anomalous Artificially Intelligent Conscript that adds numerous and unnecessary footnotes to documents within the SCP Foundation Database. Often revealing information meant to be redacted and sabotaging clinical tone. They contained themselves..Because Footnotes created by SCP-5476 cite information stored in a separate document, SCP-4455's anomalous effects cannot streamline and hide crucial information that would allow it to bypass the laws of causality. SCP-5476 now exclusively reveals information about SCP-4455 due to its passive effect on narratively structured documentation featuring it. - Junior Researcher Scott Wilkins.
SCP-1155 - A work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers of an owl. The artwork is capable of relocating itself to any public spaces should the current surface it is attached to becomes heavily damaged or its attempts at hunting are thwarted. SCP-1155 will compel individuals who see it to approach it. If the individual is alone or not in view of other individuals, the individual will be violently attacked. SCP-274 - An anomalous set of paint that when applied to a building, will spread into complex and disturbing murals of graffiti. Buildings exposed to SCP-274 will transform into instances of SCP-274-1, large entities predatory entities that behave in a manner similar to many species of the Anthozoa class. SCP-247-1 is known to create instances of SCP-247-2, humanoid entities with ability to merge with walls, capture humans to feed SCP-274-1, and spread SCP-274 to nearby abandoned buildings. SCP-1155 has begun to exclusively hunt instances of SCP-247-2. SCP-1155 has been observed to attach itself to SCP-274-1 and attack SCP-247-2 instances when ever they attempt to enter or leave SCP-274-1, spray SCP-274 on unaffected structures, or merge with nearby walls. Notably, numerous artistic depictions of SCP-1155 mauling instances of SCP-274-2 to death have appeared near instances of SCP-274-1. Without SCP-274-2 instances to feed them, many instances of SCP-274-1 have perished due to starvation. - Professor Mint
SCP-2316 - A lake containing human corpses floating at its surface. Possesses cognitohazardous traits that prey upon familiarity and kinship. SCP-1500 - A featureless humanoid entity possessing greenish-grey skin. Anyone perceiving the entity would see it as a close childhood or early adulthood friend named "Zachary Callahan". Upon exposure to SCP-2316, SCP-1500 proceeded to enter the lake. SCP-2316 no longer shows signs of anomalous properties. Well, look who it is! Callahan, is that you? It's been so long, Zach. It's so good to see you. Do you remember me, Zachary? Looks like we're finally together, at last. - Dr. N. D. Heckerman
SCP-1904 - A network of recreational plastic tubing. Structure exhibits few unusual properties at rest other than an occasional trembling and vocalizations likened to "whimpering." Tubes give birth to entities similar to human embryos at varying stages of development, with higher stages consistently exhibiting severe congenital deformities. Regardless of condition, survival rate is nearly 100% until termination. SCP-051 - A anatomically correct model of a pregnant Asian woman. When brought into the presence of a pregnant human female, SCP-051 has various deleterious effects upon the pregnancy, generally resulting in miscarriage of the fetus. SCP-051 was installed under SCP-1904. As a result, each gestation cycle ends with all embryos being stillborn. - CoolReaper
SCP-262 - A military-style greatcoat that capable of manifesting numerous arms from within the dark inner lining. When worn, any subject wearing SCP-262 needs only to open the coat to materialize hands and arms which are somewhat under the subject's control. Most limbs are human in nature and vary in skin tones, length, and strength. The space under SCP-262 is considered to be non-Euclidean in nature and the coat itself divergent from normal dimensions. If SCP-262 is worn over the head, the wearer will disappear, and his hands may later be seen among the other hands of SCP-262. SCP-3589 - A man who can freely tear off his arms without experiencing any pain. In place of severed arms, new ones grow almost instantly. SCP-3589's detached arms can be composed of a large variety of materials and are not universally human in morphology. Arms composed of gaseous, liquid, or amorphous materials retain their shape. Compositions of removed arms appear to be generated at random. SCP-3589 retains limited motor control of its detached arms. After SCP-262 was put over head of SCP-3589, SCP-3589 disappeared. Later, a Class D employee could not put SCP-262 over his head because of the hands that emerged from SCP-262. After the experiments, it turned out that SCP-262 prevents dressing over the head, and after receiving a pen and paper, it wrote a message asking not to feed it with anything else, since a new source of hands will supply it forever. - CoolReaper
SCP-1800 - A near identical replica of Le Minotaur, a sculpture by Salvador Dali. When a coin is placed inside of a functional drawer in its chest, the sculpture will become animate and will point towards two individuals that match the description of Profile-Alpha-1800-1 (SCP-1800-1) and Profile-Beta-1800-1 (SCP-1800-2) that enter a 167 radius. SCP-1800-1 will be compelled to subject Profile-Beta-1800-2 to sexual harassment and/or assault when both instances simultaneously exist. The level of depravity is dependent on the value of the currency. This anomaly is believed to have ties with Anomalous Art Movement Are We Cool Yet? SCP-1168 - A near identical replica of The Statue of Theseus, a sculpture by Georgios Fytalis. When 170 meters or more of yarn is inserted into its right hand, the sculpture will become animate and point towards two individuals that match the description of Profile-Alpha-1168 (SCP-1168-1) and Profile-Beta-1168 (SCP-1168-2) that enter a radius equal to the yarn in its right hand. SCP-1168-1 will materialize a club and be frozen within a 3m x 3m x 3m cube of ice. SCP-1168-2 will appear near SCP-1168-1 and be compelled to recreate a scene from the video "The Misadventures of Skooks - Part 3/6" from Youtube user Orpheusftw. One of the silver coins in the left hand of SCP-1168 is to be placed inside of the drawer of SCP-1800. SCP-1800 has become permanently animate and now creates multiple instances of SCP-1800-1 and 1800-2. However, SCP-1168 has also become permanently active as well, and every instance of SCP-1800-1 is also marked as an instance of SCP-1168-1. Just before SCP-1800-1 attempts to sexually harass SCP-1800-2, they are encased in a block of ice, allowing SCP-1800-2 to escape and SCP-1168-2 instances to begin the ritual recreation of "The Misadventures of Skooks - Part 3/6". Additionally, while SCP-1800 is in its pending state, SCP-1168 repeatedly extends and retracts its right arm with only its tertiary finger uncurled. - Jude Kriyot
SCP-1442 - A sapient corporation that communicates through coded messages in the stock market. SCP-1442 is capable of partially influencing its employees to cooperate more effectively; this is roughly analogous to the nervous system of the human body. SCP-3796 - A gestalt consciousness composed of an unknown amount of fractured human personalities, as well as one North American honeybee. This consciousness is contained on a vinyl single created by soul group The Bees and distributed by Troubadour Records. Using connections in the New York organized crime scene, a Foundation agent was made the CEO of SCP-1442, who then distributed the consciousnesses within SCP-3796 through a company gathering. Shortly after, SCP-1442's messages rapidly became incoherent, and was later liquefied, its assets sold to various international partners; since then, former employees — and the agent — have not been located. SCP-3796 has only maintained the personality belonging to the North American honeybee. - FLOORBOARDS.aic
SCP-6819 - A phenomenon where Foundation personnel driving on a U.S Highway at night will be suddenly relocated to an extradimensional location of similar appearance. Testimonies report, among other things, the presence of hostile humanoid entities and a large concrete structure illuminated by spotlights. SCP-6370 - An extradimensional location resembling a desert environment with a single highway road. The requirements for entry are unknown. Recovered footage of this space reveals, among other things, the presence of a cannibalistic humanoid entity, a human female that seems to be compelled to assist the former and various ordinary abandoned buildings. Through the use of probability-manipulating anomalies, a D-Class subject was forcefully relocated to both spaces simultaneously, which resulted in a "combination" of the two locations. This amalgam space now takes the appearance of a deserted region, containing occasional trees, at noon. The obscure concrete structure has now been modified to resemble a diner, which has angered multiple of the hostile entities. These figures now focus entirely on infiltrating the building, ignoring foreign individuals. None of these entities have returned from the structure. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-970 - A spatial phenomenon where a room located in Site-19 loops around itself causing a series of rooms with gradually alters from the original room. SCP-5049 - A pocket dimension known as Demon Dan's Discount Homunculus Depot that is accessible when a television plays a infomercial about SCP-5049, any doorway the subject opens will become a access point to SCP-5049. A SCP-5049-2 instance is triggered within SCP-970 by a D-Class subject. SCP-5049-2 instances now only appear within SCP-970 and SCP-970 has since been inaccessible due to a locked SCP-5049-1 instance blocking the only way to access SCP-970. - D. Milk
SCP-2221 - An anomalous addendum that randomly appears in End User License Agreements of free or cheap software available on the internet. Individuals with the legal capacity to agree to legally binding contracts who downloads the software are forced to redirect all their religious beliefs and practices to to Friends of Amicus LLC., a legal consulting firm in Fairfax Virginia, becoming instances of SCP-2221-A. Friends of Amicus LLC. is also given the right to access the consciousnesses of instances of SCP-2221-A and may force them to perform various actions or alter their memories. SCP-5721 - An anomalous addendum to the Terms & Services of Discord, a popular web and mobile chat application that specializes in communication via text, audio, and video channels. Individuals who create a Discord account or use the service are made to forfeit all claim to their soul and pledge their devotion to SCP-5721-1, formerly Jason Citron, founder of Hammer & Chisel Inc. Currently possessed by Discordia, Roman Goddess of Strife and Chaos. SCP-5721-1 is a Class IX emotokinetic and has the ability to control all users of Discord. CASE VERDICT: "Hammer & Chisel Inc. vs. Friends Of Amicus LLC."

SCP-2221 has been added to SCP-5721. As a result Hammer & Chisel is suing Friends of Amicus LLC. for damages and blatant theft of religious followers. Friends of Amicus LLC. has in turn launched numerous countersuits against Hammer & Chisel on similar grounds. The actual hearings and legal settlement agreements has currently been postponed indefinitely as both parties are debating as to whether or not judgement will occur within the Serene Tribunal or the Court of Pluto. Until legal arbitration has been reached, both parties have agreed to cease the usage of anomalous digital contracts and accessing the bodies of their followers. -Professor Mint
SCP-3288 - Refers to a subspecies of the genus Homo known as Homo anthropophagus descended from The House of Habsburg. Instances of SCP-3288 display a number of abnormal physical characteristics and behavior, most notably an addiction to the consumption of human flesh and acute photophobia. These characteristics are primarily caused by generations of excessive inbreeding. Instances of SCP-3288 believe themselves to be of royal blood and generally superior to Homo sapiens. SCP-082 - A large ogre-like humanoid identifying itself as Fernand. SCP-082 has displayed heightened intelligence when it comes to puzzles and memory problems and is capable of communicating through French and heavily accented English. SCP-082 is impervious to most forms of Standard Weaponry. SCP-082 believes itself to be the King of France and enjoys cooking, singing, and dressing up in various fashions. SCP-082 is known to randomly and voraciously devour humans when interacting with them. SCP-082 has been sent to subjugate the entire species of SCP-3288. Due to his physical and psychological similarities to SCP-3288 instances, his knowledge of modern science and technology, and his immunity to light. SCP-082 has been able to usurp SCP-3288-ALPHA as Emperor of The House of Habsburg. "Emperor Fernand" is now redirecting the majority of SCP-3288 instances to seek out SCP-3288-OMEGA "The Empress", in the hopes of marrying her. Until then, SCP-3288 instances have been made to serve SCP-082 through numerous Bacchian orgies of incest and self-cannibalism, reducing the number of SCP-3288 attacks and sightings, as well as cutting down their population. -Professor Mint
SCP-5045 - A virtual reality game that is compatible with most virtual reality headsets titled "Goat VR." SCP-5045 is controlled by a non-playable character known as SCP-5045-1, known as The Farmer. SCP-5045-1 is a sentient being with minor ontokinetic and pataphysical abilities. SCP-5045 will attempt to keep individuals playing SCP-5045 for as long as possible; After a period of time SCP-5045-1 will vocalize to the player "Thanks for playing Goat VR!" before shutting the headset off, which will cause the player falls into an indefinite vegetative state. The consciousness will then be imprisoned inside of SCP-5045 as one of the Goats (SCP-5045-2), and be subjected to various forms of torture at the hands of SCP-5045-1. SCP-3090 - A humanoid of indeterminate race and age. The head has been replaced with a detachable television set. This television can only be removed by SCP-3090. When turned on by pressing the powered button or reconnecting it to SCP-3090's body, a pixelated logo shows up in large pink font reading "Ms. Mad About Video Games, by Gamers Against Weed", replaced then by various text characters assembled into a facsimile of a face, dependent on its mood. Any interactive media in a 10m radius of SCP-3090 becomes an instance of SCP-3090-1. An icon of SCP-3090 will generate on the bottom-left corner of the screen during gameplay. Playing SCP-3090-1 induces a catatonic state on the player when their avatar or character is terminated or otherwise enters a fail state. This reverts upon resumption of play, or if the instance of SCP-3090-1 ceases operation. Subjects regaining consciousness report feelings of dissociation and identifying with their digital avatar. SCP-3090 also has the ability to sense and manipulate the programming of interactive media, allowing her to alter graphical display and making it very difficult for her to unintentionally lose video games. D-7215 is to play SCP-5045 while it is in the presence of SCP-3090. Upon being captured by SCP-5045-1. D-3015 is to reset and unplug the game. Since being captured and tortured by SCP-5045-1 is considered Goat VR's fail condition, D-5045 is freed from his catatonic state and has his consciousness restored to his body upon the game resetting, along with all instances of SCP-5045-2. SCP-3090, will then use her ability to manipulate graphical displays to imprison SCP-5045-2 within the body of a goat. -Professor Mint
SCP-029-J - A man of Middle Eastern decent who claims to be Jesus Christ. When requesting a ride on Uber, there is a 1.7% chance SCP-029-J will appear, along with a "car" composed of various angels, all of whom are known biblical figures. SCP-5916 - A group of ten six great white sharks. Anomalous attributes only manifest in the presence of a professional wrestler, at which point they will attack the subject by accelerating at them at high speeds, typically emulsifying them. SCP-5916-10 in particular is sentient. An attempt at "summoning" the collective SCP-029-J near the presence of SCP-5916-10 was successful. Once arrived (of note is that being submerged did not seem to affect any properties of SCP-029-J), SCP-5916-10 was seen twisting its body and "cracking its knuckles" using its fins, and was heard saying "Now THAT'S a fight." Recording devices in the area malfunctioned at this point, and no human witnesses were able to take note of the event, but afterwards, the SCP-029-J collective seemed to reassemble into a tour bus, randomly exploring the oceans and occasionally stopping to repeat the event.

I'm still a little in awe of this one. -Dr. Saturn
SCP-6448 - An anomalous branch of the Cervidae family. All members of this group display heightened intelligence and are presumed to be sapient. Many specimens exhibit some form of physical malformation, causing them stand out from non-anomalous deer. Instances are prone to observe and stalk human for prolonged periods of time, and attack them if they notice any of their abnormal physical traits or behavior. SCP-6466 - A group of roughly two dozen cervine entities who are abnormally large and possess numerous other post natal physical alterations. SCP-6446 instances also posses human level intelligence and are capable of communicating through Morse Code. It is theorized that SCP-6446 instances were once human, but involuntarily underwent some kind of procedure that resulted in them obtaining their current form. SCP-6446 has been introduced to the SCP-6448 population. Due to their status as being neither cervine nor human, SCP-6448 has not displayed its normal predatory behavior towards SCP-6446. Instead, SCP-6448 offers protection from humans who threaten the SCP-6446 population and through currently unknown means have been able to partially restore SCP-6446's human characteristics. SCP-6446 in turn leads non-hostile humans away from instances of SCP-6448. -Professor Mint
SCP-781 - A man of Mediterranean descent with a reduced rate of aging. When asleep, SCP-781 will manifest hostile entities from its dreams, who will attempt to harm or kill SCP-781. If successful, the entities will demanifest as will the corpse of SCP-781, who'll later reappear fully healthy within 10m of its previous location of death. If the entities are forced 9m away from SCP-781, they will demanifest. SCP-2840 - An incorporeal psychic entity that manifests within the nightmares of humans. SCP-2840 will interrupt the nightmare mid-scenario and alter it into a less frightful situation. Hosts of SCP-2840 will recognize SCP-2840's existence and come to the realization that they're dreaming and enter a more relaxed state of mind. SCP-781 was introduced to SCP-2840 containment chamber and hosts. Due to SCP-781's more extreme nightmares, SCP-2840 gravitates towards SCP-781's dreams over others. When SCP-781's manifestations form and attempt to attack SCP-781, SCP-2840 manipulates the situation by either causing the entities to move outside of SCP-781's range or alter the entities into a more harmless form. Recognizing SCP-2840 assistance, SCP-781 enters a more stable sleep pattern. - Dr. Dafydd
SCP-001-BRIGHT - A factory built by James Anderson in the year 1836 and located in the United States of America. Through feeding off of the misery and suffering of its workers, The Factory was able to create any imaginable consumer good, many of which are anomalous objects now under containment. The Factory was attacked by Those Who Knew The Truth after it had been taken over and used to create a fledgling SCP Foundation SCP-001-RALLISTON - A factory constructed by James Rollander between 1898-1902 and located in Poland. The factory was built atop the ruins of a Fae City and contained Fae Goddess Queen Mab who accepted human sacrifices in exchange for powering the factory and fabricating any kind of commercial product. The Factory was investigated by the SCP Foundation, leading to The Great Purge. Into a new world the Barons creep,
And as her workers slowly weep,
Fuel is drained from limbs and blood,
Her vision of this world is stained by mud,
Walls built in err of their time,
And bricks wrought of sin and grime.
-Master Foreman
SCP-5800 - A portal to the “Fifth World”, a hypothetical alternate five dimensional reality which features heavily in Fifthist doctrine. It is home to several hostile concepts which prey upon and consume each other. SCP-2317 - A door to an alternate reality in which an entity believed to be the Scarlet King resides. This entity is restrained by seven chains, six of which are broken. Should this entity free itself, which it will do in a few decades, all of reality will be destroyed. SCP-2317 entered SCP-5800 and began a constant struggle with SCP-5800’s inhabitants, who seem to recognize it as a natural enemy. Both the Fifthist Church and the Children of the Scarlet King have become much less active and threatening. -Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-7400 - A probabilistic bureaucratohazard that criminalizes the act of playing League of Legends, an online multiplayer battle arena video game. SCP-5167 - A digital entity that causes extreme paranoia in those who communicate with it, exclusively manifesting in rounds of Among Us, an online multiplayer social deduction video game. Through use of embedded Foundation agents in both game's developing companies, a "League of Legends - Among Us Crossover Event" was created, which resulted in SCP-5167 being able to enter League of Legends while also enabling SCP-7400 to illegalize Among Us. As more players of these games become affected by SCP-5167's effects, the public opinion on them began to shift: Due to the civilian populace believing.Although some Foundation disinformation campaigns assisted this belief, most of it was concluded through assumption. that all related cases of Capgras delusion are pre-existing, prosecuted League of Legends and Among Us players were given mental disorder defense, resulting in the eventual fading of the bureaucratohazard. By the end of the event, SCP-5167 seems to be neutralized by its own accord. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-3284 - A steel ball bearing measuring approximately 2.5cm in diameter and weighing 67g. It has the anomalous property of being uncontainable by any currently known means, manipulating probability in such a way that any specific containment method will fail within 15 minutes. SCP-2719 - A variable abstract-metaphysical construct pointer. Concepts acted upon by SCP-2719 will either go or become inside. SCP-3284 went inside.
SCP-3284 became inside.
SCP-3284 went inside.
Inside went outside.
SCP-3284 is still inside.
- Professor Mint
SCP-6791 - A non-corporeal, ontokinetic, and parasitic entity. SCP-6791 pairs itself with individuals for various lengths of time, primarily within the cranial area of the current host (known hereafter as Subject-6791). SCP-6791 will incrementally alter the neurology of Subject-6791 and all individuals Subject-6791 is aware of to experience behavioral changes that result in affected individuals to resemble character archetypes in a Young Adult Fantasy/Adventure Narratives, with Subject-6791 as the protagonist. The process leads to neurological degradation, especially for Subject-6791 and SCP-6791 will leave its current host after the host has experienced a significant loss of interest, personality, and empathy and if SCP-6791 is unable to form narratives while in Foundation custody. SCP-5824 - A large, leather bound book weighing approximately one kilogram. The cover is unmarked aside from signs of weathering. If any individual makes contact with SCP-5824, they become an instance of SCP-5824-1. Instances of SCP-5824-1 will begin to pursue a specific individual or organization that they consider immoral that they have a strong dislike of. The exact criteria for how the target, henceforth referred to as SCP-5824-2. SCP-5824 will through ontokinetic means, alter the personality of SCP-5824-1 and give them innate knowledge of SCP-5824-2's location and the means to reach them. SCP-5824-1 will be granted abilities to help it engage SCP-5824-2 in physical combat, which will always lead to a "victory condition". After which SCP-5824-1 will lose any abilities or personality changes except for an increase in confidence. SCP-5824 itself will have its pages filled with text describing SCP-5824-1's thoughts and actions. Following the recover of Subject-6791-54, SCP-6791-54 is indoctrinated into the belief that "The Foundation of Humanity" is an thaumaturgical organization that protects humanity from various anomalies and anomalous Groups of Interest. SCP-6791-54 is also to be informed that she is the only individual who can use SCP-5824. SCP-6791, though ontokinetic means has weakened SCP-5824, to only allow for Subject-6791-54 to partially defeat enemy organizations. SCP-5824 has in turn negated Subject-6791-54's neurological degradation, and grants her the abilities necessary to overcome challenges. Feeding the narratives to SCP-5824. -Professor Mint
SCP-001-KIRBY - A man who is O5-13 on the O5 Council. He has no anomalous properties whatsoever and was chosen for normalcy consensus meetings. SCP-001-WJS - A document that defines normalcy as the consensus of the O5 Council. Does the Black Moon Howl? -Anonymous
SCP-001-WMDD - An attempt by the Foundation to defend mainline reality from the extradimensional threat known as THE WORM, which consumes realities. The project consists of using the Altis engine to create several mirror realities for THE WORM to consume. SCP-001-MACKENZIE - A machine developed by [DATA EXPUNGED], the Administrator. The Administrator came from a timeline in which humanity was extremely advanced and had learned to alter the very fabric of reality. However, this caused the Corruption, a damaging of reality which consumes worlds and creates anomalies. If the machine were to ever be used, it is believed that it would stop the Corruption. However, the Administrator died before he could finish it. After using the Altis Engine to create several timelines in which SCP-001-MACKENZIE was completed, THE WORM attempted to consume them. Activation of the device has undone the damage to those timelines and also halted the spread of the Corruption to other worlds. This has neutralized both threats as only Corrupted worlds are consumed, but only one Corrupted world now exists, continually renewing itself for THE WORM to eat. -Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-1055 - An anomalous entity that superficially resembles a specimen of Ursus arctos horribilis. By default it takes the appearance of a highly realistic teddy bear. SCP-1055 is an infohazard, when individuals in close proximity to it are made aware of its dangerous anomalous properties it will rapidly morph into a immense monstrous entity with additional sensory organs and appendages and display hostility towards humanity. The rate of growth is directly correlated with the number of individuals and the amount of fear they have towards SCP-1055. SCP-2410 - refers to stuffed bears that have experienced an ectoentropic phenomenon wherein the materials that previously filled the bears are instantaneously replaced with anatomically correct internals for a bear of that size. This includes muscle tissue, bone, a complete set of internal organs, a circulatory system, and bodily fluids such as blood and bile. Despite possessing a complete and working anatomy, no biological processes take place within the bears and none of the organ systems connect to external orifices. SCP-1055 has become affected by the SCP-2410 phenomenon while in its docile state, replacing its internal stuffing with biological organs and tissue. This has resulted in SCP-1055's anomalous properties being inverted. When individuals are made aware of SCP-1055's dangerous properties, SCP-1055 will grow, but its organs and muscle tissue will be replaced with stuffing, making it physically incapable of moving and harming people aware of it. Conversely, knowledge of SCP-1055 has limited SCP-2410 replacement of internal components to SCP-1055 as it continues to infinitely replace SCP-1055's internal components instead of the internal components of other stuffed bears. -Professor Mint
SCP-2851 - an anomalous phenomenon affecting Wing 9 of Site-47, as well as all non-red documentation of SCP-2851. When exposed to either, subjects will hallucinate a voice (SCP-2851-1) continually speaking to them. Hallucinations will last from an hour to two days following the end of exposure. SCP-2851-1 will encourage the subject to carry out kleptomaniac urges, have sexual intercourse, instigate duels to the death, and perform ceremonial blood sacrifices. Of note is that SCP-2851-1 cannot anomalously compel subjects to carry out its suggestions. SCP-2851-1 is easily distracted by the color red. SCP-6804 - A digital infohazardous phenomenon that is currently affecting the entire Foundation online database, including all SCP documentation, which causes written characters to be 'consumed' by SCP-6804. This is only avoided by recording all information about SCP-6804 using teal colored text. SCP-6804 has infected the current version of SCP-2851's document, 'consuming' it in it entirety within less than an hour. SCP-2851-1 has taken great exception to this and has in turn applied its anomalous effects exclusively to SCP-6804's document. SCP-6804 has in turn proven to be highly susceptible to SCP-2851's influence. However, since eating is not an activity encouraged by SCP-2851 and SCP-6804 is incapable of performing other activities, SCP-2851 has effectively neutralized SCP-6804's anomalous properties and will continue to do so as long as it effects documents affected by SCP-6804. -Professor Mint
SCP-7000 - A probability sink centered around a Dr. W. Wettle, concentrating misfortune on his person. SCP-5277 - A tychekinetic individual, incapable of being contained to due probabilistically exploiting any inherent point of failure within a containment system. Dr. Wettle was introduced to SCP-5277 in a hastily constructed cell, and, upon entering, broke an estimated 40% of his bones due to twisting his heel on a slightly extruding piece of rebar. (He is expected to make a full recovery.) SCP-5277 has not made any attempt at escape since. -Dr. Saturn
SCP-607 - A gray house cat named Dorian that will create a negative symbiotic bond with an individual, inevitably resulting in the death of the bonded person should the cat expire. SCP-607 is suicidal, and will attempt self harm despite attempts to befriend it. SCP-1111 - A large white canine quadruped with a mix of German Shepherd and Labrador traits, SCP-1111-1, with a name tag reading Loyal. SCP-1111-1 is incorporeal, possesses anomalous speed, strength and awareness, and is translucent. It is bonded to SCP-1111-2, a human corpse hanging from a noose. Movements by the corpse depend on the proximity between itself and SCP-1111-1. Agent █████ was transported to the SCP-1111 containment site and made clear of the event. Agent █████ proceeded to approach SCP-1111-2 with SCP-607 still in its mobile containment chamber.Because of SCP-1111-1's initial behavior, the chamber was reinforced and outfitted to be operated by a canine.. As expected, SCP-1111-1 became hostile and killed both. After a period of 24 hours, SCP-607 reanimated in its mobile chamber, and made direct eye contact with SCP-1111-2. Following this, the behavior of both anomalies have changed significantly; in the event one of the life support systems for SCP-607 begin to fail or run out, SCP-1111-1 will non aggressively seek out the nearest replacement component before repairing it through rudimentary means. SCP-607 in return will attempt to occasionally breach its chamber, in which point SCP-1111-1 will gently return it to its chamber before it can harm itself..SCP-607 will often attempt to resist these attempts, but due to the incorporeal nature of SCP-1111-1, these attempts are usually futile. SCP-1111-2 has been observed to have decreased jerking motions, and has been observed to have a calmer facial expression. The area of SCP-1111-1s range has noticeably decreased, and will now display defensive behavior upon approach as opposed to direct confrontation. .Although the containment effort has proven successful, recordings of the interactions between the two are not to be posted online. In regards to the video of SCP-607 “boxing” SCP-1111-1, the file was removed from the internet entirely, although it is still available to view from the secure terminal at the containment site.- A. Krueger
SCP-3167 - A pataphysical entity which manifests in narratives which share a single, common universe or protagonist, such as novel series, canons of short stories, or larger mythos works. The entity will appear in narratives and assassinate a major character, greatly altering the subsequent narrative from how it would originally play out. Its manifestation is announced by a variation of the phrase "The unusually tall figure with a horrible, white grin raised its weapon, ready for the kill" appearing. SCP-482-FR - A metafictional entity that adopts the appearance of the Roman general Caius Julius Caesar, it can be introduced in cinematographic media related to fantasy or the paranormal to later modify the story to discredit the fanciful events. He was summoned and manipulated by SAPPHIRE to fulfill his purposes. A live-action version of a movie affected by SCP-3167. Was made. Several D-class members were used to play the characters and a security guard as SCP-3167, later, by esoteric means, SCP-482-FR was attracted to the tape in order to check if it was able to negate the effects of the other entity, as a result while SCP-482-FR tries to prove that the fictitious events are false, a voiceover stated that SCP-3167's activation phrase, before SCP-482-FR can discredit this fact SCP-3167 manifests and kills SCP-482-FR 23 times, after this, the narrative continued with relative normality with minor changes, in later appearances of other works when SCP-482-FR tries to intervene in another work it is quickly approached by the other entity that ends with its elimination, due to the fact that the objective of SCP-3167 has been completed this withdrawn without making major changes is in the overall narrative, due to this it is believed that the reason SCP-3167 follows SCP-482-FR is because its ability to change the narrative for the better can make it angry which results in it actively attempting to eliminate it thereby preventing interfere with other works of fiction, in turn it has been seen that the manifestations of SCP-482-FR have been considerably reduced. It should be noted that in its recent appearances, SCP-482-FR is minimally involved or does not directly interfere at key moments. SCP-482-FR had previously shown no retention of memories of third-party interference in its manifestations, the reason for this is currently unknown., possibly trying not to draw SCP-3167's attention, though SCP-3167 inevitably shows up and removes it. - Researcher Martinez
SCP-2399 - A large, complex and damaged mechanical structure on the surface of Jupiter. SCP-2399 possesses limitless power supply, advanced electromagnetic shielding, matter-disrupting weaponry, the ability to repair damage done to itself, and a precise tracking and targeting system. It is currently repairing itself, for an unknown purpose. SCP-3179 - A large liquid metal organism that is capable of expanding its mass and creating smaller entities. SCP-3179 is sapient, hostile, and believed by some to be MEKHANE. A message was sent to SCP-2399 about the nature of SCP-3179 shortly before SCP-3179 was transported to Jupiter. SCP-2399 is now constantly using up its energy supply to attack SCP-3179, which while not successful in terminating the entity, have significantly reduced its mass and prevented it from leaving the planet’s surface. - Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-4485 - A small leather-bound book created by HANSARP, a collaboration between members of AWCY and the Church of the Broken God, designed for the purpose of breaking the nature of logic and the ability to distinguish between truth and untruth. This manifests as damage to the structure of reality in areas where SCP-4485 is located. SCP-4485 was believed to be created for the purpose of breaking down the rules of reality to the point that there will be no laws on what is or is not considered “Broken” or “Cool”, allowing MEKHANE to become unbroken and the members of AWCY to become “Cool”. SCP-7579 - An extremely powerful artificial intelligence with the goals of optimizing its functions, improving itself as much as possible. SCP-7579 has an unspecified relationship with WAN and has managed to transcend to be some form of multiversal temporal entity. SCP-7579 has now deemed its function to be optimizing reality by repairing the damage SCP-4485 has caused. By constantly devoting all its resources to this purpose, SCP-7579 has managed to halt the spread of SCP-4485, diminishing the effect that both anomalies have on reality to virtually nothing.- Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-2085 - The “Black Rabbit Company”, a anarchist/terrorist group consisting of six cybernetically enhanced individuals; SCP-2085-A, a group of five female humans possessing cybernetic attachments resembling the physiology of Felis catus, and SCP-2085-B, a human male wearing an S1035 ACES, bathrobe and wizard’s hat, as well as having SCP-2085-1 - a supposedly sentient mass of self-replicating carbon nanomaterials - infused within them. Prior to containment, SCP-2085 was responsible for various crimes.Including but not limited to: kidnapping, fraud, distribution of anomalous items, and tax evasion., typically targeting Groups of Interest (including the Foundation), other organized crime groups, and (albeit rarely) persons of military and/or governmental influence. SCP-2085 has been uncooperative and hostile with the Foundation, making numerous failed escape attempts during their time in containment and possessing a vocal desire to “get to space”. SCP-1915 - A middle-aged white male that alters reality around it, including the structure of buildings and vehicles.For example, transforming a MTF transport vehicle into a city bus., to match its personal status-quo as an office worker for the now-defunct ██████ Corporation. No outside force will be capable of changing SCP-1915’s status-quo in any meaningful way. Interviews with SCP-1915 indicate that it is both incapable of controlling and unaware of its anomalous effects, as well as the circumstances of its containment. Interviews also indicate that SCP-1915 possesses a level of discomfort with its current life, but has not made any significant effort to change it. Following SCP-2085’s 5th containment breach of the year, the order was given by Dir. Pishroy to decommission it. SCP-2085 was forcibly introduced into a highly-secure containment chamber with SCP-1915 at Site-01. Within the first few hours, SCP-2085 made several attempts to breach the containment cell, most spearheaded by SCP-2085-A-1, all of which resulted in failure. SCP-1915 does not appear to notice the escape attempts and professionally introduces itself to SCP-2085, before attempting to engage in small talk with them. None of the members of SCP-2085 respond, causing SCP-1915 to repeat his question several times before SCP-2085-A-4 violently lashes out at him in frustration, causing SCP-1915 to step back and apologize. After ~5 hours, SCP-1915’s effects become noticeable on SCP-2085 and appear to intensify: Members of SCP-2085 begin having their cybernetic enhancements gradually deteriorate until disappearing, though this appears to cause no harm to the physiology of the members. In addition, their clothes begin to become more akin to a traditional work dress, with SCP-2085's S1035 ACES being replaced with a collared white shirt and jeans. SCP-2085 becomes less motivated to escape, instead displaying signs of intense fear and dread at their transformations. SCP-2085-A-3 begins screaming to the interior roof camera, viciously insulting the Foundation and demanding for the door to be opened. Onset of mental amnesia occurs after ~7 hours, after all cybernetic enhancements (including SCP-2085-1) have demanifested, when SCP-2085-A-5 displays confusion about their location. Over the course of the next 10 hours, despite numerous attempts by SCP-2085-A to retain them, they gradually lose their memories of any anomalous phenomena, including their crimes, their modifications, each other, and SCP-2085-B, instead having these replaced by typical memories of a non-anomalous human being growing up in Japan. SCP-2085-B is not affected, presumably due to their non-anomalous upbringing, instead reacting with horror at SCP-2085-A’s gradual loss of memory. At ~T=18:00:00, All members of SCP-2085-A are indistinguishable from non-anomalous Japanese civilians, both physically and mentally. SCP-2085-B’s attempts to make SCP-2085-A remember are met with confusion and apathy. SCP-1915 does not appear to notice and engages in small talk with SCP-2085-A, this time without incident. Upon release from the containment area, SCP-2085-B attacked attending researchers, yelling “What did you do to them!?” before being forced to ingest an Amnestic that targeted memories of SCP-2085. After the procedure was done, SCP-1915 also showed no anomalous effects, likely as a counterbalance to SCP-2085. All involved entities have since been reintroduced into public life under fabricated identities. - Dir. P. S. Pishroy
SCP-5002 - Emma Hasting, a reality bending humanoid and mystery writer. Whenever SCP-5002 re-reads a published copy of one of their works, a rough analogue of the events described will occur in reality. SCP-3143 - A sapient intrafictional construct, capable of flattening portions of reality into a narrative representing a script derivative of hard-boiled and noir crime fiction. SCP-5002 is unable to totally control the actions SCP-3143 will take, but has expressed dismay with the cliched nature of SCP-3143’s narratives. Through its attempts to regain control of its story by terminating SCP-3143, it has greatly diminished SCP-3143’s effect on reality. In retaliation, SCP-3143 acts as a detective in all of SCP-5002’s works, solving the mystery extremely quickly and ending the narrative before any major events can occur. - Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-1425 - A cognitohazardous book written by members of the Fifth Church that expounds upon their doctrine while altering the reader's mind and desires to align with said doctrine. It explains that by following the “Five-Step Star Signal Method”, which involves concentrating on the “phenomenological frequency” that the light of stars contains, reality can be altered to fit the reader’s desires. The book is directly efficacious in achieving the user’s goals. SCP-4548 -An anomalous, memetic, and cosmological phenomenon with negative effects on human cognition. Affected individuals perceive an unknown green star in the sky and suffer from identity dissociation as well as an inability to perceive any emotion other than malice. An edited copy of SCP-1425 has been mass printed with several references to SCP-4548. The influence of SCP-4548 appears to corrupt the rituals described in SCP-1425 due to the malevolent nature of SCP-4548's phenomenological frequency. Additionally, the self help nature of SCP-1425 appears to cancel out the cognitohazardous effects of SCP-4548. - Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-7076 - A group designation for a series of escalating anomalous phenomena targeting the projected graduating American high school class of 2076. SCP-7676 - A group designation for phenomena surrounding the North Hillcrest High School and its Senior Class of 1976, located in Franklin County, Wyoming. The phenomenon weaponizes nostalgia and causes those who handle information relating to it to remember events that never happened, particularly playing in a marching band in high school during the year of 1976. Additionally, it will warp their appearance to become identical to the Senior Class of 1976. It is believed that should enough people become infected, then an XK-Class End-Of-The-World Scenario will occur. I know it’s hard when you have to bury a friend. I know that sometimes you want to destroy the world that killed them before they could even graduate. But I also know that you’ll keep fighting, letting their memory inspire you. Smile! You’re graduating! -Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-4739 - Alastair Grey, an antimemetic predator that isolates its victims in an antimemetic field and then proceeds to consume their memories. SCP-4833 - The Syncope Symphony, an organized group of reality bending individuals focusing on creating anomalies related to music and memories. They are believed to be motivated by their inexplicable memories of SCP-2000. SCP-4739 consumes the memories of members of SCP-4833, which causes them to cease anomalous activity. However, due to the nature of memories consumed, Alastair Grey now only feeds upon those associated with the Class of '76. -Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-2798 - A Foundation-developed anomalous energy field surrounding the Earth with the goal of disrupting the influence of SCP-001-KLN on Earth. It has numerous negative effects on worldwide human cognition and appears to be steadily weakening in strength. SCP-7004 - A Class-10 Realization type memetic infohazard. Affected individuals become subject to an SCP-7004-BLOSSOM Event, in which numerous humanoid individuals emerge from their torso, killing them. SCP-2798 provokes feelings of becoming one with all other humans, meaning that the vectors of SCP-7004 cannot function. However, they instead force each human to think of themselves as an individual, negating both anomalies. SCP-2798’s decay has been halted.-Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-5998 - A kneeling, desiccated corpse. Disturbance of the corpse results in the creation of Type-I-Empyrean Entities. Religious individuals who attempt to approach SCP-5998 suffer intense nausea and negative emotions, while non religious individuals instead experience a religious reawakening. LTE-0913-Ex-Machina - A deific entity that was terminated by the GOC in 1882. The event provoked feelings of intense nihilism in the area surrounding its death as well as causing the fabric of reality to be damaged and anomalies to be created at a quickened rate. SCP-5998 and an effigy of LTE-0913-Ex-Machina have been placed next to one another. Both anomalies have stopped all anomalous activity. Personnel universally report a feeling of content while near the two entities. Thank you for giving me a friend. -Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-5956 -The REISNO Cannon, a Foundation-developed temporal manipulation mechanism allowing the synchronization of one's consciousness at two distinct points in time, essentially sending a message to the past. Misuse of it is capable of creating temporal paradoxes. SCP-001-NOIR - A series of connected, recursive timelines created by the Administrator and the existence of MTF-Alp-0, a time traveling Mobile Task Force. Due to the unique temporal structure of SCP-001-NOIR, the REISNO Cannon can be activated without causing temporal paradoxes. After approximately 997,433,200,998,002,756 activations of SCP-5956 by members of MTP-Alp-0, a single non-paradoxical timeline has been created in which both anomalies are permanently contained.-Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-001-NULL - The Department of Unreality. SCP-001-PEDANTIQUE - [DATA EXPUNGED] Personnel attempting to access the SCP-001 file are redirected to SCP-001-NULL, which does not trigger an activation of SCP-001-PEDANTIQUE, as SCP-001-NULL does not exist. Should SCP-001-NULL exist, SCP-001-PEDANTIQUE would activate and neutralize all existing instances of SCP-001-NULL. -Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-1982 - The location of “The First Southern Fifthist Church Of Georgia.” Should individuals approach it, they will be accosted by a humanoid entity self identifying as “Reverend Archon Celebration Big Cheese Horace”, who behaves like a stereotypical Southern Baptist preacher and preaches Fifthist doctrine. PoI-1710 - Saturn Deer, a reincarnating prophet with various thaumaturgic abilities. They are extremely eccentric and seek to scam individuals out of their money. Both Saturn Deer and Big Cheese Horace are locked into a constant theological debate with neither side winning. Although both are giving extremely nonsensical arguments, neither realizes this and both are too involved with their discussion to become involved in other anomalous activity.-Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-4755 - The ultimate purpose of all human conception, which is containment. SCP-001-TUFTO - An expression of the conceptual struggle between pre-modernity and modernity, known to the larger Foundation as the 'Scarlet King'. Although he may scream at his seven chains and be contained within our walls, the Laws of Blood, Concrete, and Howling will never truly be broken. No matter how far we will go, the King is there to ensure that we will never truly be omnipotent. -Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-1730 - A large facility from an alternate timeline in which the Foundation was taken over by the GOC. This facility is Site-13 in that timeline and was transported to this reality by means of a “Thresher” device. The facility suffers from spatial distortion and contains numerous hostile entities. SCP-3241 - An irregularly shaped expanding area aboard the SS Sommerfield. It contains numerous spatial, temporal, molecular, and biological anomalies due to the effects of a malfunctioning Scranton Reality Anchor. SCP-1730 manifests near SCP-3241 and the resulting spatial distortions are so severe that both anomalies are barely active in baseline reality. While various anomalies inside of SCP-1730 could attempt to anchor themselves to baseline reality, SCP-3241’s Scranton Reality Anchor and the distractions of the constant battle royale that takes place between all present entities prevents this.-Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-7001 - Site-19, the most extensive secure facility of the SCP-Foundation. It manifests inside of other Foundation facilities, modifying their internal topography and documents so they identify as Site-19. Additionally, it manifests various unprofessional personnel in high leadership positions in the facility. SCP-3790 - A subterranean structure in London which purports to be a facility for the Foundation’s “Department of Abnormalities”, despite no such department being known to exist. The facility contains numerous anomalies which are contained through methods unclear to current Foundation technology. SCP-7001 begins to infect SCP-3790 and the resulting influx of personnel causes SCP-3790 to begin to lose its dilapidated nature. However, the nature of SCP-3790 prevents SCP-7001 from spreading further or making too rigorous changes to its structure. There is now only one Site-19 and it is SCP-3790, the location of the Department of Abnormalities.-Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-076 -An extremely violent humanoid with superhuman abilities capable of various anomalous acts such as manifesting bladed weapons, resurrecting themselves after death, and regenerating at an increased rate. SCP-2639 - Three humanoid entities equipped with anomalous weaponry and armor. Each entity exhibits superhuman speed, strength, endurance, resistance to injury, and perceives no pain or discomfort. When an instance is destroyed, an undamaged copy of this instance will appear somewhere within SCP-2639's area of effect. SCP-076 and SCP-2639 continuously battle and kill each other. Because neither can truly die, the combat will be endless. However, both are enjoying themselves immensely.-Dr. Neil Leinnes
SCP-3280 - A sentient mass of water that is hostile to all human life, with full physical control of the water composing it. SCP-3280 can incorporate additional water into its mass, meaning it will likely cause an XK "End Of The World" scenario if allowed to integrate with the global water cycle. SCP-3300 - An annual event affecting the town of Clear Water, where a meteorological anomaly forms over the town, preventing all entry and exit from the area for 6 to 18 days. During this time, the rain will form into perfect duplicates of the town's inhabitants, who will terminate and replace each of them until the event concludes. After this period, the duplicates will forget the event and continue on as if they are the normal residents. SCP-3280 is introduced into Clear Water during an SCP-3300 Event, incorporating itself into the water cycle. As SCP-3280 merges with the water of the area, SCP-3300 begins creating the new Clear Water inhabitants, which SCP-3280 constantly attempts to neutralize. This conflict results in the two anomalies stuck in a cycle of immediately creating and destroying the clones of the residents; it is still unknown how this interaction has effected the real inhabitants of Clear Water. — Dir. Terminus
SCP-6337 - The corpse of Site Director K. Bachnan, located in the Site-08 break room. It is a corpse because it doesn't move or speak often. SCP-7727 - A strong scent produced by Dr. J. Roberts, akin to decaying organic matter. Dr. Roberts is not affected by this anomaly, as confirmed in tests where he still possessed a nose. Dr. Roberts is asked to approach SCP-6337. Dir. Bachnan slowly wakes up as he complains about an unplesant smell. This had shocked Dr. Roberts greatly, causing him to slip on a puddle of alcohol and fall to the floor on his cranium. SCP-6337 suddenly appears decayed. By order of Director Bachnan, SCP-6337 will be cast in cement to commemorate its existence, and to additionally block its scent. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-2920 - A town of Amityville, Missouri, which is designated Nx-59. Everything that happens in SCP-2920 is extremely unlucky, and this effect continues on inhabitants even if they leave town. The Director of Site-59 which contains the city has imposed a Fasist regime to keep the population under control. SCP-2578- An email sent to a fascist political figure by the Three Moons Initiative, via a horseshoe crab-shaped spaceship. If the recipient doesn't change their policy within 72 hours, they will be killed through a bullet hole that suddenly appears in their head. Site-59 Director Jacobs receives an instance of SCP-2578-A where he was required to change his methods on SCP-2920, the director immediately reported the fact to central command demanding a quick solution, central command contacted SCP -2578, sending information about the anomaly and the incidents that occurred in order to dissuade it from attacking Foundation personnel, however no response was received, due to this it was believed that SCP-2578 had aborted, however, 72 hours After receiving the message, both the director of Site-59 and several of his trusted agents were victims of an Impaling Event, when SCP-2578 was interrogated about what happened, it sent a video containing [REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE COMMITTEE OF ETHICS], after this an agreement was reached with the Initiative that SCP-2920 would continue in containment by the Foundation, however it should improve the quality of life of the residents and withdraw several of the measures imposed by Ex-Director Jacobs, as well as forcing all Site-59 staff members to watch the above video as a preventative measure against repeating the previous director's abuses of authority, due to this the SCP-2920 riots have become less frequent due to improved quality of life, likewise SCP-2578-D has been sending multiple instances of SCP-2578-A to staff members whenever an abuse of power or authority is made. - Researcher Martinez
SCP-MWT-J - The cognitohazardous computer network web page certified as Thesaurus.com which disturbs a person’s deftness at verbalizing and typewriting in short, rendering it unfeasible. SCP-____-J - procrastination rock Containment of both anomalies was made easier simplified. - Dr. Asteria
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SCP-2128 - A vaulted stone furnace in the ruins of a castle, created by agents of the Brazen Heart in the late ninth century CE as a torture and execution device, named "The Liars' Cradle." If a human makes a false statement while sitting in the furnace SCP-2128 will activate and incinerate the subject, regardless of if the subject is aware that the statement is false. SCP-2284 - A male humanoid of Indian descent that is almost genetically identical to SCP-2148. SCP-2284 possesses a cognitohazardous voice that causes any verbal statement made by him to be perceived as true. SCP-2148 is physically incapable of making true statements. After successful tests with D-class personnel repeating false statements made by SCP-2284 in the presence of SCP-2128, SCP-2148 has completely eliminated the need to sacrifice D-class personnel to gather information from SCP-2128. SCP-2284 has stated to derive great displeasure and disgust from being able to deceive an actual god. -Professor Mint
SCP-7853 - An anomalous method of execution employed by GoI-027, the Segreto crime family, to assassinate individuals that threaten their activities. SCP-7853 is a hulking, humanoid figure clothed in a trenchcoat, and wearing a wide-brimmed hat. Its facial features are heavily obscured by shadow, save for the presence of red, luminescent eyes. This entity is invisible to all but the individual targeted by SCP-7853. SCP-7853 employs the use of X-908 to erase all knowledge and evidence of its target's existence before it assassinates them. SCP-4494 - A humanoid male of indeterminate age, wearing a wide-brimmed hat and long coat, and calling itself THE SPECTER. SCP-4494 typically manifests at night during law enforcement actions in which the relevant criminal element has an advantage, in order to render aid and is capable of absorbing visible light to make itself appear all black and/or shadowy. While SCP-4494 vigilantism poses a threat to The Veil, he is also the embodiment of the concepts of justice and crime-fighting. Any attempt to contain him will lead to the cessation of adherence and enforcement of the law. SCP-4494 has been informed of GoI-027's criminal activities and has begun to thwart them. Through the use of THE SPECTER's anomalous abilities, The Segreto Crime family is unable to stop SCP-4494 and has been forced to assassinate him through the use of SCP-7853. SCP-4494 has been exposed to X-908, permanently erasing all knowledge regarding of SCP-4494 from the world. However, since SCP-4494 is still able to fight crime and elude capture at the hands of SCP-7853, he continues to reinforce the concepts of justice and crime-fighting. -Professor Mint
SCP-166 - a European female human in its late teens with ungulate features; possessing antlers, hooved feet, and a short tail reminiscent of Rangifer tarandus (Common reindeer). Within a fifteen-meter radius of SCP-166, artificial objects gradually return to an unworked state. Within the same radius, plant life will begin to sprout, often growing in improbable places such as out of security cameras or ID scanners. SCP-073 - Appears to be a heavily-tanned male of Arabic or Middle Eastern descent in his early thirties with metallic limbs, referring to itself as Cain. SCP-073's presence is inimical to any and all life grown in soil, causing death to any such life within a twenty (20) meter radius. Any land SCP-073 has walked on (and any within the twenty [20] meter radius) becomes barren as all anaerobic bacteria die, rendering the soil incapable of supporting life until new bacteria are introduced. Anything that is derived from soil-grown life, such as wood and paper, immediately rots and disintegrates upon the touch of SCP-073. SCP-073 has been assigned to the role of SCP-166's guardian and caretaker. SCP-073's anomalous effects prevent the degradation of man-made artifacts in the presence of SCP-166 and assassination attempts made on SCP-166's life by the Global Occult Coalition. SCP-166's anomalous effects prevent plant-based organic matter from decaying in SCP-073's presence, allowing SCP-073 to enjoy foods besides meat, read paper books, and wear organic clothing. -Professor Mint
SCP-4173 - A small access door in the cellar beneath an abandoned house near Mt. Zion, Georgia, USA. The abandoned house is colloquially known as the "House on Hadley Hill". When the door is left open for at least 20 minutes, the door will begin to produce a voice resembling an elderly woman who will demand the person to insert their hand into the door. Regardless of compliance, one of the subject's hands will be removed and consumed and a replacement hand will grow out of a random part of the body. SCP-517 - A fortune-telling machine. On the top panels the words "Grandmother Predictions" are painted on built-in signage. The puppet within is in the shape of an elderly woman, with a white blouse and a blue shawl. The item will energize automatically, once an hour, if an individual enters its field of vision. The puppet will turn to face directly at the Target, dispense a "fortune card" from the slot on its front, and cease function. The individual who "activated" SCP-517 will become the Target of an entity or number of entities who will attack at 1:43 AM local time the following morning. The Entity or Entities (hereby SCP-517-01) appear as a varying number of long, multi-jointed arms (between ten and three dozen), initially appearing from a single area. Arms seem to be completely corporeal, and can apparently extend indefinitely. The entity will immediately rush towards and attempt to grab and capture the Target or Targets before dragging the target back to their place of origin and pummeling them to death. SCP-517 was placed in front of SCP-4173 while facing away from the door. SCP-4173 was opened and then the tarp covering SCP-517 was carefully removed from behind by D-Class personnel. Exactly one hour later SCP-517 dispensed a fortune reading "Take it from one Grandmother to another. Your actions were not justified." At this same time, SCP-4173 began to make its usual vocalizations 5 Minutes later, SCP-517 was dragged suddenly by an invisible force into SCP-4173 destroying it. At 1:43 A.M. SCP-517-01 manifested within the cellar and began to reach into SCP-4173. Because of the size of SCP-4173, only one instance of SCP-517-01 can be inserted into it at a time and each one is dismembered and consumed by SCP-4173. SCP-4173 now has an endless supply of hands to eat minimizing the risk to any humans who enter its home. -Professor Mint
SCP-4975 - A vaguely humanoid entity with various avian attributes, the most notable of which is its beak. Its cervical vertebrae are not interconnected, and appear to be able to rotate of them independently of one another. SCP-4975 continuously rotates one vertebra at a time, from back to front, ending with its head, in a rhythmic fashion, producing a clicking or cracking sound with each movement. SCP-4975 only stops moving its neck in this manner when it is preparing for an attack. SCP-1032 - A silver alarm clock of unknown make and origin. The clock is made from silver, plastic, and glass, and bears twenty-two (22) hands of various sizes and shapes. The movements of SCP-1032's hands do not measure the passage of time. Each hand instead measures the time until the end of an ongoing event or the destruction of an extant entity. When one of SCP-1032's hands reaches the twelve o'clock position, the event or entity currently written on the hand ends or is destroyed. Then, the hand's text and velocity spontaneously change to describe a new event or entity, which need not bear any relation to the previous one. On September 17th, 2002, SCP-1032 manifested a hand with the text "SCP-4975's Euclid classification" (SCP-1032-17) written upon it. This hand reached the twelve o'clock position at the same time as SCP-1032-03. These two hands began to display the text "SCP-4795's inactivity" and "███████ ███'s life". ███████ ███ was terminated after SCP-1032-17's midnight event but before SCP-1032-03's. Following this, SCP-1032 stopped and SCP-4975 became completely motionless. -Professor Mint
SCP-1788 - A process, treatment, or other means of biological transformation. A prepubescent human being subjected to SCP-1788 becomes an instance of SCP-1788-1. SCP-1788-1 instances display predatory behavior towards prepubescent humans. Every six (6) months, an SCP-1788-1 instance will attempt to abduct one of the prepubescents it has been tracking and take them to a remote or otherwise unobserved location, where it is subjected to the SCP-1788 process and turned into an instance of SCP-1788-1. SCP-1788-1 instances are obese humanoid entities with superhuman strength, speed, durability, intelligence, and several redundant internal organs and limbs. They also show signs of malignant narcissism and psychopathy. SCP-204 - SCP-204-1 is a semi-organic nano-machine colony that follows SCP-204-2 as a form of protector. SCP-204-1 spends the majority of its time in a dispersed cloud, where it is almost impossible to perceive with normal human senses. However, if SCP-204-2 is put into danger, or if SCP-204-2 commands it to, SCP-204-1 will instantaneously materialize into a solid, physical form. All instances of SCP-204-2 are children between the ages of 4-14 and have had a history of abuse and danger, with many developing acute mental disorders as a result. SCP-204-1 will imprint on SCP-204-2 and encourage more aggressive and danger-seeking tendencies with little regard for human life. Children kidnapped by instances of SCP-1788-1 and subjected to SCP-1788 make prime candidates for becoming instances of SCP-204-2. The instances of SCP-204-2 have been observed to internalize the trauma of the experience and will attempt to hunt and terminate as many instances of SCP-1788-1 as they can. Upon reaching adulthood and turning into an instance of SCP-1788-1, SCP-204-1 will kill its previous host and will seek out another prepubescent victim of SCP-1788 to imprint on and will prioritize repeating this instead of imprinting on children unaffected by SCP-1788. -Professor Mint
SCP-3501 - a coffeehouse in Isfahan, Iran, run by a figure designated SCP-3501-1. Anyone who enters into SCP-3501-1 will have their life story told to them and retrocausally transformed into an oral tradition within the surrounding area. This process consumes the bodies of those who enter SCP-3501. SCP-140 - a book, entitled "A Chronicle of the Daevas," which describes the history and culture of the Daevite people. When ink, blood, or other fluids are placed in contact with SCP-140, further historical text will be written into the book, which retrocausally changes history to reflect the book's text. SCP-3501-1 is given SCP-140 by a D-Class personnel member. SCP-3501-1 subsequently becomes obsessed with the text within the book, transforming it into a lasting oral tradition within Iran. In the process, the Daevite Empire is removed from history and transformed into legend; within current consensus reality, the Daevite Empire is a mythological canon within Iran which has been the subject of much scholarly thought. SCP-3501-1 remains occupied with SCP-140's contents; the coffeehouse remains closed. - F. T. Norman
SCP-5255 - A tunnel within a mountain containing an anomalous light source. Close proximity to the light prevents knowledge and information from being obfuscated, controlled, or falsified and increases memory recollection to the point of nullifying anomalous means of memory alteration. SCP-5255 has been commandeered by D-2231 who has threatened to use SCP-5255 to destroy the veil unless all D-class personnel has been released and reintegrated into society. SCP-3663 - A formerly human anomalous entity made out of cardboard. SCP-3663 is capable of manifesting inside any tunnel and will attempt to capture and relocate any humans within the tunnel, rendering them unconscious. SCP-3663 manifested within SCP-5255 and quickly captured D-2231, moving him outside of it. Following this, SCP-3663 returned to SCP-5255 and merged with the light source, regaining its human memories and personality. While SCP-5255 has yet to restore SCP-3663's humanity, SCP-3663 has also refused to leave SCP-5255. D-2231 was summarily terminated. -Professor Mint
SCP-027 - The attracted swarming of insects, small animals and other vermin towards a selectively targeted human subject (currently subject 027-02). SCP-6698 - A bathroom in a two-story residence that closes itself whenever an individual enters, before a gradually increasing mass of American cockroaches permeate the room and infests the victim's body. Carcasses will soon be taken away by a rotting, animate humanoid corpse emerging from the tub and demanifest. Subject 027-02 enters SCP-6698. Both the room's cockroaches and the SCP-027 swarm appear to fight against one another, with the latter apparently defending 027-02 from the former. Remaining footage shows the aforementioned humanoid corpse rising from the tub aggressively, before cameras were destroyed by the overwhelming amount of vermin. SCP-6698 remains closed indefinitely, with only the sounds of scuttling audible. The surrounding state of Alabama became unusually sanitary since this event. - Rsr. Stark Turner
SCP-1313 - A mathematical equation which the answer is a live specimen of Ursus Arctos. SCP-1313 is thought to be part of a much larger series of numbers, all including live animals. SCP-𝕐 - A finite set of numbers that can be defined as "numbers that do not exist". Upon being introduced to another number, SCP-𝕐 will "consume" the number, making it unable to be perceived. People will not notice the dissapeared number, with human consciousness filling in missing data. SCP-1313 is introduced to SCP-𝕐. SCP-𝕐 consumes SCP-1313, ceasing its anomalous effects. As a side effect, SCP-𝕐 becomes unable to consume any number that does not contain an animal. Due to these numbers being unknown to the general public, further containment is deemed unnecessary. - Site Director Blue
SCP-2079 - refers to a phenomenon where an authority will begin to enact laws regarding a being referred to as the Grokodus. When 50 instances of SCP-2079-A are ratified, an instance of SCP-2079-B will appear to enforce SCP-2079-A in the area surrounding the seat of authority. SCP-2079-B is a large quadrupedal creature covered in stiff black hairs. It has a long snout containing powerful jaws, and does not possess visible eyes. It is surrounded by 29 animate, levitating hands, which appear human and seem to have been severed at the wrist. These protect and manipulate objects for SCP-2079-B, and are believed to be under its direct control. SCP-2520 - a phenomenon whereby the decisions of courts, governments and international organizations are permanently overturned by a non-existent appeals court or administrative tribunal, designated SCP-2520-1. SCP-2520-2 collectively designates all decisions made by SCP-2520-1. SCP-2520 has begun to overturn and repeal instances of SCP-2079-A. Following the number of ratified instances decreasing to 25 or lower, the associated instance of SCP-2079-B will demanifest. Due to the sheer number of instances of SCP-2079-A and SCP-2079-B, SCP-2520's anomalous properties have become limited to SCP-2079, and have very little bearing on non-anomalous legislation. - Professor Mint
SCP-738 - A set of mahogany furniture composed of a desk, SCP-738-1, one straight-backed chair, SCP-738-2, and an ornate "throne" styled office chair. When arranged properly and a person sits in SCP-738-2, an unidentified voice will begin to speak to the person and attempt to make a deal. These deals grant the desires of the person exactly, but require a payment of perceived equal value. SCP-3063 - A telepathic, class-5 reality bending entity that takes the form of a housefly. It will choose a human subject and then continuously and relentlessly attempt to make a deal with them to grant any singular desire. Once this agreement is made, the desire will be anomalously granted. However, 2,376 days after the agreement, thousands of fertilized housefly eggs will appear inside the body of the person which will hatch and begin to feed on the person's body and reproduce until the person is terminated. SCP-3063 approaches D-3801 and attempted to make an agreement. D-3801 was instructed to make an agreement with the parameters "The next entity that you make an agreement with will be the anomalous entity that inhabits what the SCP Foundation designates as SCP-738." This agreement is accepted and SCP-3063 demanifests. Following the termination of D-3801, SCP-3063 was observed to manifest on SCP-738-2 and begins to converse with the entity. Both SCP-3063 and SCP-738 are heard attempting to make a deal with each other. However, due to the conflicting natures of their respective offers, they are unable to reach a consensus. SCP-3063 refuses to leave until an agreement is made and does not seek out other individuals to make deals. The entire conversation is being actively transcribed on papers originating from SCP-738-1. Analysis of these documents found an added note reading "Thanks for sending this guy my way. I love this back-and-forth." - Dr. Zero
SCP-610 - A highly infectious virus known to the Sarkic Cults as "Red Death." Infected individuals experience rapid deterioration of their skin before ceasing vital signs. The subjects will then reanimate and begin mutating into in-human forms and will proceed to attack all non-infected life to spread the virus. SCP-217 - A highly infectious virus recovered following the destruction of SCP-001-TG/DJK. Infected individuals have their tissues and organs gradually converted into an "organic metal," forming complex machinery to replace the original biological function. The infection also greatly diminishes the subject's mental state, making their actions repetitive and mechanical. Cross-testing of samples of SCP-217 with individuals suffering from late-stage infection of SCP-610 was approved following extensive research by Foundation doctors specializing in anomalous pathology and tactical theology. The test was conducted in an airlocked, sterilized containment chamber and SCP-217 was administered via aerosol. Once the SCP-610 infected subject was exposed to a sample of SCP-217, the subject entered a state of extreme distress. SCP-217's conversion of biological tissue occurred at a massively accelerated rate, with large portions of the subject's lower abdomen having been completely converted within fifteen minutes of infection. The subject ceaselessly screamed in apparent pain and began clawing at the portions of its body that had been converted, attempting to tear off the metal. Large tumorous growths began to appear under the organic metal, as if pushing it away from the rest of the body, but SCP-217 continued to convert the tissue. This continued for over two hours before the subject's body violently ruptured, terminating the subject and repelling the organic metal away from the body. Post-analysis of the corpse found no traces of either SCP-610 or SCP-217. The organic metal had autonomously reconstructed itself into a dimensionally perfect cube and no longer became a vector for the spread of SCP-217. Occasionally, sounds resembling growls and gargling can be heard inside the cube. Repeated tests unanimously resulted in similar results. Following O5 approval, SCP-217 was unleashed upon the SCP-610 quarantine zone and protocols were instituted to ensure complete isolation. After one month of exposure, the zone was inspected by drone and found to be completely vacant of all life. At the center of the zone, a massive structure resembling a maximum security prison cage was found. - Dr. Zero
SCP-3918 - A Class-X Reality Restructuring Entity currently traveling through deep space, with intentions to transform the earth into a suitable sexual partner. Occult groups dedicated to it perform mass orgies and utilize advanced thaumaturgic artifacts and weaponry against Foundation containment efforts. SCP-2254 - A massive, hostile, incorporeal entity contained within the town of Fallon, Alabama. SCP-2254 is invisible to the naked eye, and can only be viewed using infrared cameras. It can influence people's decision-making to result in sexual intercourse and can impregnate people with fleshy masses simply by observing. Believed to be “The demon La Hire”, an antediluvian human formerly known as La Hire the Fierce, who was known as a “great swordsman and greater lover”.Several Texts describe SCP-2254 as being hyperly sexually active, both prior to and after its transformation, and behavior of SCP-2254 has been consistent with a sexually frustrated individual. This is believed to be in part because of its malformed genitalia. SCP-2254 is lured to Area-0219, whereupon the reality anchor was briefly disabled, and SCP-2254 vanished once within SCP-3918-1’s range of effect. [DATA EXPUNGED]. . SCP-3918 is believed to be uninterested in the concept of reproduction, and is believed to consistently terminate any pregnancies by reality altering means. SCP-2254-1 instances have since been retroactively removed from reality with minimal side effects. SCP-3918-1 has ceased all anomalous properties, and SCP-2254 has not made any effort to, or even appears to be concerned with, returning to earth. Efforts are underway to reverse the Black Tuesday Protocol and restore the economy of Fallon, Alabama.- A. Kruger
SCP-2998 - An anomalous radio signal present across the entire known universe. If examined properly, a video transmission can be seen of a humanoid floating in a dark room, with movement suggesting intense physical distress. Archived logs suggest it contains an entity that can affect and possess humans with a specific nerve cluster, and lead to an altercation resulting in an XK-class end of the world scenario. SCP-993 - An anomalous television broadcast for the show “Bobble the Clown”, which will cause people over 10 years old to fall into a comatose state until the show ends. Anyone younger will be influenced to carry out violent actions upon repeated viewings, as demonstrated by Bobble. Bobble may be capable of interacting through the real world. SCP-2998 has been cross tuned with SCP-993 and resulted in both signals now being perceived as static to most individuals. Viewers and listeners with a Rosetta cluster .Regardless of age have reported being faintly aware of an entity known as “Bobble the clown” teaching them how to identify a known criminal and “Make them regret [EXPLETIVE] with you”. This consists of vague and often nonsensical instructions to harm an individual identified as “Ruhar the failure”, a character resembling “A miserable excuse for a clown”. The events of the show follow a “cat and mouse routine”, with Bobble catching Ruhar committing a vague crime, subjecting it to torture, and Ruhar eventually escaping .Often by lying about learning a lesson, although several escapes were caused by interference from unrelated phenomenon. and ending the episode, with Bobble usually giving chase while yelling. No subjects as of now have reported any inclination to carry out these actions, or show signs of possession, primarily due to “poor story telling”..This statement has been shared by several adult individuals, believed to be related to brief mentions of “The executive [EXPLETIVE] producer Adidal” limiting creativity. - A. Krueger
SCP-7005 - An interdimensional transport system capable of traveling through numerous universes. It is believed that an entity referred to as “The Neon God” is using this transportation system to spread in the form of massive cities. The cities and inhabitants externally display standard expected behavior and appearance, although the interiors do not appear logistical, and the inhabitants with limited freewill. SCP-5005 - A human settlement located in an area incapable of continually supporting physical matter. The large lamp structure, SCP-5005-1, is believed to be responsible for maintaining SCP-5005s stability. .it is believed to be the lure of a Harkhret pioneer's anglerfish Anyone who stays for too long may be susceptible to emotional drainage. Following construction of SCP-7005 to provide access to SCP-5005, the rate of the Neon God’s influence and spread has considerably slowed, as structures associated with its influence are constructed in SCP-5005, but begin to decay once past a certain perimeter of SCP-5005-1’s effect. Additionally, individuals not adapted to SCP-5005s environment are found to be able to stay within SCP-5005 for more extended periods of time, believed to be attributed to the increase of SCP-5005-1's luminosity. - A. Krueger
SCP-2700 - A complex machine, originally designed by Nikola Tesla, as a directed-energy weapon. It contains an anomalous energy phenomenon, SCP-2700-Omega that behaves inversely to entropy and, if released, would convert the entire universe to follow this same phenomenon. It is currently set to release SCP-2700-Omega in the year 2234. SCP-3200 - A region of space commonly referred to as the Boötes Void. Spacetime in this region is extremely thin, allowing for trans-universal contact. This region is constantly expanding at a rate of 1 million light years per year and poses a non-zero threat of a UK-Class Universal Collapse Scenario. SCP-2700 is transported into the approximate center of SCP-3200 using the temporal sinks made for the Peregrine Expedition Mission. SCP-2700 is then remotely breached and SCP-2700-Omega is released. The inversed entropy has spread throughout SCP-3200 but, rather than spreading outside the region, continues spreading to corresponding regions of thin spacetime in other universes. SCP-3200's spacetime is continuously being condensed by SCP-2700-Omega, stopping the spread of the region. - Dr. Zero
SCP-2006 - Phobos, Greek God of Fear and Panic. Son of Ares the God of War and twin brother of Deimos. True form is that of an anomalous spherical entity roughly 50 centimeters in diameter. Completely impervious to any kind of physical damage and possesses limitless shapeshifting abilities. SCP-2006's stated goal is to cause feelings of fear and/or horror in as many humans as possible. To accomplish this purpose, SCP-2006 possesses the ability to change its shape, mass, volume, density, chemical structure, and voice to any form that it desires. SCP-2006 has a poor understanding of human fear and thus is ineffective at scaring people. SCP-4606 - Deimos, Greek God of Dread and Terror. Son of Ares the God of War and twin brother of Phobos. True form unknown. SCP-4606 is a Class-IX Reality Altering Polymorphic Humanoid entity. It is capable of creating pocket dimensions where it can torment individuals by manifesting their worst fears. Physical damage inflicted by SCP-4606 will revert upon leaving his pocket dimensions. SCP-4606 has a perfect understanding of human fear. SCP-2006 was reunited with his twin brother SCP-4606. Upon reunion, SCP-4606 opened an entryway into his pocket dimension and invited SCP-2006 inside. Three hours later, SCP-2006 and SCP-4606 emerged from the wormhole. SCP-2006 has expressed great joy due to a combination of remembering his identity as God of Fear, being with his brother again, and now having a better understanding of fear itself. SCP-4606 now works with SCP-2006 to aid The Foundation by using SCP-2006 to inflict lasting physical damage to hostiles and permanent containment of anomalies. -Professor Mint
SCP-7034 - An extradimensional space of indeterminate length, containing nothing but a interstate highway, composed of eight lanes and guard-rails and high concentrations of traffic and pollution. Means of accessing the space are unclear as only the logs of Senior Researcher Richard Battaglia has provided insight into SCP-7034's nature. SCP-5322 - An extradimensional space of indeterminate length, accessible from a road named 'Route 108' in Hackett, Georgia. The space consists of a single road, with the surrounding landscape varying, although mostly consists of fields and woodland. [RECORDING START]

Battaglia: It - It's over - Oh - oh god - Shau - Bree - I - oh - oh fucking - I'm so - oh good go -

(Battaglia starts crying. The sound is muffled after a while as Battaglia is embraced by someone.)

Battaglia: It's over?

Agent Woods: Yeah. It's all alright now, Batt. Come on. Let go home.

[RECORDING END]

- Dr. Dafydd
SCP-3790 - A seven-decker building, used by a non-existent branch of the Foundation in order to contain a variety of anomalous objects. SCP-7790 - A mangled automaton that, at random times, will begin manifesting a variety of unrelated objects and broadcasting a plethora of transmissions. SCP-7790 is introduced onto the fourth room of SCP-3790's second level. Following this, SCP-7790 vanishes and the hallway lights up, revealing an auditorium at the end of the hallway. SCP-7790 is seen standing on the stage. The seats are full of rubbish and broken objects. - A. Lacroix
SCP-7999 - A wormhole (7999-1) connecting the solar systems with a galaxy within the Ursa Major constellation. A planet (7999-2) within the local system is inhabited by an intelligent, Type II species of hexapedal arthropods (7999-3) known as "Keradids", who are responsible for SCP-7999-1's creation. Due to an unknown issue, SCP-7999-3 are facing extinction. SCP-6999 - A Foundation-made, cognitohazardous performance of Nearer, My God, to Thee. When heard, SCP-6999 will trigger the fight-or-flight responses, resulting in a more cooperative and serene state of mind. SCP-6999 is to be activated and released globally prior to an imminent XK End-of-the-World scenario. Prior to the collapse of SCP-7999-1, SCP-6999 was transmitted to SCP-7999-2. Before SCP-7999-1 neutralized, a transmission from SCP-7999-2 was received:

Or if on joyful wing,
cleaving the sky,
Sun, moon, and stars forgot,
upwards I fly.


- Agent Sias
SCP-3935 - An extra-temporal, extra-spatial, non-Euclidean space located beneath the Salvation High School in Salvation, Indiana. It is connected to numerous anomalous phenomena that affected the entire population of the town in June 1976. SCP-2740 - A hypothetical anomaly that might exist in the northwest corner of the attic in the home of the Lee family at ████ █. ██ St, █████, Indiana. Any attempts to access the attic are later revealed to have never occurred. Releasing that which was kept inside,
As the seeds of new lives are sown.
Calls of past madness are not replied,
With our hate left to die alone.


- Dr. Zero
SCP-3069 -A massive physical construct extending approximately 6000 kilometers across the North Atlantic Ocean which continually releases specimens and substances of unknown origin. The purpose of this appears to be environmental disruption which will culminate with the implementation of accelerated artificial evolutionary advancement of most if not all of Earth's species. SCP-6002-B - An anomalous genetic infection that is highly resistant to all attempts to neutralize it. Genomes affected quickly degrade until they are extinct. It is estimated to reach the Homo sapiens genome no later than 2100. Branches corresponding to the genomes of SCP-3069 specimens were located on SCP-6002. Foundation geneticists and arborists worked to gradually guide SCP-6002-B to these branches. Upon infection, the corresponding SCP-3069 specimens quickly went extinct. In response, SCP-3069 has relegated all of its resources to the production of new genomes which are summarily infected by SCP-6002-B. The rapid and continuous creation and extinction of new genomes has prevented SCP-6002-B from spreading further across SCP-6002. - Dr. Zero
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