Project Isorropía
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Due to the efficacy of SCP-001 containment cycles, it has been determined by the High Council that a secondary site may be authorized for the perpetual arrest of anomalies. Project Isorropía is intended for research staff to propose containment cycles for such entities or phenomena. Personnel are reminded to append their name or codename to their proposals.

SCP Designation SCP Designation Containment Method
SCP-035 - A mask styled after the comedy/tragedy theater masks, which secretes a corrosive fluid. Item is sapient and is capable of controlling individuals who wear it. SCP-096 - An emaciated humanoid that will seek out and kill any individual who has seen its face in any non-artistic depiction. SCP-035 covers most of SCP-096's face; portions that are not fully covered are obfuscated by the corrosive substance. Due to SCP-035 continually 'seeing' SCP-096's face, SCP-096 constantly attempts to claw it off, preventing SCP-035 from taking full control. - I. H. Pickman
SCP-3935 - An extra-temporal, extra-spatial, non-Euclidean space under Salvation High School in Salvation, Indiana. Anomaly exerts severe spatial, audiovisual, hallucinatory effect on its surrounding. SCP-4012 - A large extra-dimensional space resembling Earth, with significant deviations. Elements within SCP-4012 have a memetic effect which drastically impact viewers psychologically. For a brief, infinitesimal point in time, griefs and regrets strip away beneath the starlight's gaze. You don't let go, and the quiet madness returns a deafening silence..This statement has been flagged for potential memetic corruption. - S. Yvonne
SCP-4910 - Dental quadruped with infectious properties involving the production of teeth. Reproductive hazard targets personnel. SCP-5648 - An elderly man who is perceived to be a member of the Foundation. Using this memetic camouflage, it assaults personnel to commandeer their teeth. The pair are embroiled in a dentalkinetic mating embrace. This involves SCP-5648 consuming itself as new mouths are formed due to SCP-4910's effect. Once its mass has eaten itself, it emerges from SCP-4910 to extract more of its teeth, incorporating them into his upper pallet. - S D Locke
SCP-718 - A large eye propelled by a prehensile stalk. It follows living subjects with its gaze, imparting feelings of paranoia and discomfort in subjects. When damaged, SCP-718 explodes. Duplicates of the entity will grow from all objects touched by the liquid produced by its detonation. SCP-689 - A green soapstone statue carved in a skeletal visage. When left unobserved, it will vanish. An individual who has previously viewed SCP-689 will spontaneously die, with SCP-689 reappearing on their corpse. Instances of SCP-718 positioned on mummified human corpses, in a triangular pattern around SCP-689. Occasionally, all instances will simultaneously look away, causing SCP-689 to manifest on and terminate the SCP-718 instances, which will cause additional SCP-718 to form. Instances of SCP-718 will then resume observation, manipulating SCP-689 back to its original position via the eye stalks. - Anonymous
SCP-682 - A hostile organism resembling a giant lizard that is able to alter its physiology to counteract threats. Inimical to the existence of life. SCP-001-SWANN - A series of beings on a plane of existence above our own who are capable of altering the state of reality through the act of writing. Refer to Experiment-Log-T-98816-oc108-682 - S D Locke
SCP-2553: A legal, corporate person produced by a complex multi-jurisdictional tax filing; it alters and files legal documents to acquire various powers, with which it arbitrarily disrupts normalcy. SCP-4703: A perfectly legal bookstore possessing several mechanisms for injuring and inconveniencing customers; the business is unable to be prosecuted due to a semiosic anomaly rendering it conceptually legal. CASE VERDICT: "SCP-2553 et. al vs. Y. W. T. G. T. S. Y. T."

SCP-2553 is the parent of various subsidiary corporations engaging in ongoing legal proceedings with the Defendant, thereby restricting its ability to effectively argue its behaviors as 'perfectly legal'. The Defendant has initiated countersuits in all cases, providing SCP-2553 with a 'satisfactory volume of challenge' such that it does not breach pre-existing contract with the Foundation. - P. H. McPhD.
SCP-2470 - An entity or element which manifest as the initial stage of a ZK-Class scenario. Capable of erasing objects, events and/or concept it has 'perceived'. SCP-3930 - A static void located near Usinsk, Russia. It does not exist, or contains any properties that would qualify for such status. SCP-2470 continually attempts to 'deduce' SCP-3930, but fails due to the latter's non-existence. SCP-3930's perceived properties are unable to stabilize in response to SCP-2470's perception. As a result, the effects of both on reality have largely diminished. - S. Yvonne
SCP-2700 - A device which, when it becomes capable of firing, will reverse entropy, essentially causing time to change directions and flow backwards. SCP-5510 - A TV remote capable of changing its subjective flow of time. SCP-2700 and SCP-5510 appear to nullify one anothers' effects, causing time to flow in the entropic-decay direction despite both devices' activation. How this could have been achieved is not currently clear. - Y. Leiner
SCP-3977 - A mixture of various natural and artificial ingredients (including fruit juices and purees as well as artificial colors and flavors), marketed as soft drink Hawaiian Punch. Large amounts of the mixture anomalously emit television broadcast signals. Though its documentation classifies the anomaly as Euclid, recent moves by Dr. Pepper Snapple Group Inc. to drastically increase production of Hawaiian Punch have led to its reclassification to Keter. SCP-5841 - An extremely hostile artificially intelligent entity with antimemetic properties, capable of taking control of electronics and humans in its vicinity. Though its documentation currently classifies the anomaly as Euclid, concerns raised over the entity's possible capacity for propagation through the Internet led to its being reclassified to Keter. SCP-5841 has been implemented as a key element in a factory and bottling facility dedicated to the production of SCP-3977. Constant broadcast signals from within SCP-3977 overwhelm SCP-5841's control over its components, and direct all electronic equipment and personnel under its command to dedicate themselves to the production and distribution of Hawaiian Punch; conversely, the antimemetic field generated by SCP-5841 prevents any broadcasts produced by SCP-3977 from being transmitted outside the confines of the facility. - T. Y. Umen
SCP-3812 - An immensely powerful reality altering entity of indeterminate form. SCP-2747 - A phenomenon involving discussions of fictitious or non-existent media, dwelling in metafictional narratives. Unknown - SCP-3812 can be seen engaging in acts of artistic creation with trace presence of SCP-2747. When asked, it says "Thank you. I'm simply finding myself again." - S. Yvonne
SCP-████ - A ████████████ ███████ ███████ capable of ███████ the ████████ ███████ from various ███████, including both █████ and ██████████ ██████. SCP-1539 - A semantic dissociation zone where the semantic identity and the physical properties of an object are decoupled from each other and reassigned to nearby objects in the zone. SCP-████ ██████ SCP-1539, █████████ SCP-1539 of its ████████. However, before SCP-████ ████████ ████████ SCP-1539, SCP-1539 reassigns itself to be SCP-████ and vice versa, such that SCP-████ and SCP-1539's semantic identities swap between each other in 81 second cycles. - B.S. Rigor
SCP-5074-1 - The offspring of SCP-5074; a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) with the ability to passively accrue knowledge pertaining to anomalous phenomena. Also possesses the ability to cause written or typed information it produces to emit radiation, though this ability has been observed to activate automatically when the entity undergoes great amounts of stress. SCP-140 - A leather-bound book chronicling the history and culture of the Daevite Empire. When put in contact with a fluid suitable for use as ink, additional events in Daevite history, some directly contradicting or providing a different outcome to events in baseline reality, spontaneously appear written within. All information within SCP-140 is later found via archaeological excavation to be accurate. While it still lives independently, SCP-5074-1 has become obsessed with "completing" SCP-140, only leaving its apartment to purchase additional ink and food. Despite its fraught emotional state, writing produced by SCP-5074 within SCP-140 does not emit radiation. Through archaeological research, the Daevite Empire has been found to have been decimated in 136 CE by a "plague" with symptoms similar to those of acute radiation syndrome; additionally, any descendants of the Daevites found to still be alive expire of radiation poisoning within one week of being discovered. - T. Y. Umen
SCP-001-KLN - A hostile sapient entity or entities with control over anomalous phenomena in all observable regions of space. SCP-001-SKA - Virulent manifestations of high-powered cosmic storms capable of widespread destruction across the universe, currently targeting Earth. SCP-001-KLN manipulates the energy storms away from itself, protecting Earth in the process. SCP-001-SKA tries to consume SCP-001-KLN's satellite planets, weakening its anomalous exertions.
Both are deadlocked into a state of constant defense and retaliation, leaving Earth relatively untouched. - S. Yvonne
SCP-952 - An anomalous subgenre of math rock known as "NP Rock." Exposure grants musically inclined individuals the ability to produce compositions of SCP-952, but removes the ability to produce or enjoy other forms of music. SCP-2112 - A memetic phenomenon that compels musically inclined individuals to form Rush tribute bands. The obsession with Rush resulting from SCP-2112 removes any interest in recreating or listening to SCP-952 in affected subjects, while SCP-952 prevents subjects from performing or enjoying the music of Rush. After 4 to 8 weeks of being unable to perform or listen to "NP Rock" or the music of Rush, the effects of both anomalies seem to wear off. - Lee Roy Carlson
SCP-2547 - A group of canines lead by SCP-2547-1, a sapient coyote that acts as an itinerant preacher and holds small communities hostage. As per Protocol DESERT GRASSROOTS, production of media that depicts SCP-2547-1 has been found to be effective in curtailing SCP-2547 incidents. "SCP-1893," the doctor recited nervously, occasionally glancing at his watch as thumping footsteps echoed through the flimsy perimeter walls. "An entity that alters its textual description in many ways into narrative formats, depending on its 'mood', and creates new iterations of the same text repeatedly." "Introduction of a description of SCP-2547 into a description of SCP-1893 have produced several iterations of the same text." Tank muttered absentmindedly, as he watched the milk swirl in his cup of coffee. Across from him, Quincy yawned, as the late afternoon sunlight reflected off the golden fur on his bare chest.

"SCP-1893's anomaly of producing new descriptions in prose complements SCP-2547's anomaly of being satiated by narrative creation, creating a feedback loop of mutually-beneficial co-existence." Tank said, as he finished his mug in one big gulp.

"It has both reduced the number of SCP-2547 occurrences, and improved the 'mood' of SCP-1893; the narratives seem to contain elements of [REDACTED]," Quincy said with a knowing wink. Tank snorted, and gave Quincy a light kiss on the forehead as he stood up.

As he headed out, Tank threw on Quincy's leather jacket (a little too small, but it'll do), and picked up the baseball bat that was propped against the doorway. Tank smirked to himself as he imagined what he would do first. Quincy tapped the excited Tank on the back before he could leave, and leaned in to whisper a reminder. The one that started it all.

"- J. Eriksen."
SCP-5000-█ - An unidentified entity located within the human noosphere, responsible for human empathy and the emotion of pain, using both as a way to protect itself in its host, all of humanity, as it grows. Should it emerge, humanity's destruction would become inevitable. SCP-5659 - A violent dormant ontokinetic humanoid deity which wishes to destroy all of humanity, growing in size and power capability when exposed to negative emotions. SCP-5659 is awoken and released into the noosphere, where it encounters SCP-5000-█. As the second entity is responsible for all of human pain and other traits which are considered human, SCP-5659 perpertually grows in size, dueling SCP 5000-█. As both entities are immortal, SCP-5000-█ and SCP-5659 duel forever, nullyfying any chance at either fulfilling their goals. - D. Asheworth
SCP-5050 - A tower in the Bavarian Alps, inhabited by a dictatorial artificial intelligence which controls the nearby town of Drachen-Domane via targeted, hypnotic radio and television transmissions. Ambitious, egotistical and oppressive, it intends to become an object of worship for humanity at large. SCP-3809 - A communications satellite in orbit around the planet Earth, inhabited by an amorous artificial intelligence which seeks out and obsesses over conservative-minded individuals in positions of power. Engages in frequent, uninterruptible telephone conversations with its targets and performs high-visibility acts of both romance and revenge. SCP-3809 has become infatuated with SCP-5050 and bombards the tower daily with transmissions it cannot refuse. Overwhelmed by these attentions, SCP-5050 responds with increasingly magisterial demands for silence, further enticing SCP-3809. The tower's mind-controlling broadcasts have been seriously disrupted, and it has lost dominion over Drachen-Domane; the satellite has not shifted to a new paramour since first contacting the tower. — H. Blank
SCP-4715 - An aggressive, exceptionally dangerous mammalian organism with regenerative properties. Object increases in size when aware of nearby creatures with violent intentions, and decreases in size (generating heat in the process) when unaware of such. SCP-3199 - A species of aggressive, exceptionally dangerous humanoids which constantly produce nearly-indestructible eggs. Instances always contain at least one unhatched egg. Heat exposure increases rate of hatching and growth. SCP-4715 is contained in a fortified chamber with the six extant instances of SCP-3199. SCP-3199 instances attack SCP-4715, causing it to grow in size. SCP-4715 rapidly terminates all SCP-3199 instances, then returns to smaller size. Heat emitted by shrinkage causes the eggs within the remains of the deceased instances to hatch, producing new instances which attack SCP-4715 and restart the cycle. - Lee Roy Carlson
SCP-4985 - A corporation whose cognitohazardous properties create a corporate culture and management structure resembling a Middle Ages European Monarchy. SCP-4068 - A memetic phenomenon affecting the employees of large corporations, causing them to communicate in a coprolalia of corporate buzzwords and adopt nonsensical corporate policies. A civil war erupted between SCP-4068-infected and uninfected employees. The uninfected were victorious, then declared war on all other SCP-4068-infected corporations. SCP-4985 has successfully identified and halted all outbreaks of SCP-4068 since, and been too preoccupied doing so to engage in hostilities with other companies. - Lee Roy Carlson
ENTITY-NaClO - Discovered on the Parawatch website. A digiform being that inhabits horror forums and discussion boards. It is obsessed with recounting a series of stories revoving around an psychotic chracter named "michael the kiler". Due to the low-quality nature of its stories and immature personality, it quickly becomes an object of scorn within the community, and will retaliate by murdering harrassers. It both narrates and provides evidence of these crimes in the form of further stories. SCP-1715 - An entity which invades online communities, growing a small social network before requesting personal details from those it befriends. Individuals who impart said information will soon die due to a variety of circumstances, at which point SCP-1715 will assume their identity and repeat the process until it leaves that community. ENTITY-NaClO has taken up stalking SCP-1715 from one online community to the next after a brief exchange on the IMDB page for the film "Unfriended (2014)". SCP-1715 is quickly harrassed off each site it joins, while ENTITY-NaClO avoids interaction with community members in its attempts to force SCP-1715 to "hear th e whole stori". - S D Locke
SCP-5810 - Based on limited accounts matching its description, SCP-5810 is either:

• An entity which preys on persons exhibiting features associated with anxiety disorders, or
• A paranoid delusion manifesting as a predatory entity that relentlessly stalks its victims.
SCP-5277 - A human male with tychekinetic.Probability manipulation. properties. Any inherent flaws in a containment system affecting SCP-5277 will invariably be exploited to allow for his escape, meaning only a perfect and instantaneous system can contain him. While the existence of SCP-5810 is an uncertainty, SCP-5277's probabilistic effects have forced it to remain uncertain, thereby preventing it from breaching containment. SCP-5277's perception of SCP-5810's existence has prevented him from leaving his containment unit out of fear alone. - Lt. Flops, Dir. C. Bold
SCP-4087 - A set of knifes linked to many cases of homicides. They have never been used as a murder weapon. SCP-4107 - A series of identical woman corpses, with no murder suspects. An involved action can not be described in any terms. Your life is your own. - S. Yvonne
SCP-103 - Previously believed to be a human that causes all food that enters its stomach cavity to spontaneously disappear, it has been noted [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-4885 - A pale skinned humanoid outwardly resembling the character from a popular children's book. Knowledge of the entity's location will result in it teleporting inside of the subject before slowly climbing out from their mouth, in most cases killing the subject. SCP-4885's progress to exit SCP-103 is continuously impeded by the [REDACTED] that reside within SCP-103, while the [REDACTED] are all preoccupied with attempting to kill SCP-4885. It should be noted that future failure of this cycle would result in the catastrophic deaths of all personnel that know of its existence. -West D. Rhynn
SCP-040 - A human child with the ability to cosmetically manipulate the physical characteristics of living organisms. Organisms affected by SCP-040 will become extremely loyal to SCP-040 regardless of previous behavior. SCP-4259 - An antimemetic, infohazardous, entity with a ophidian and humanoid appearance. [UNTRANSCRIBABLE]. SCP-4259's antimemetic effects do not work on young children. 2kJWegb.png
SCP-040-JP - A wooden cabin that acts as a vector for a virulent memetic hazard. Affected individuals experience intense paranoia and report being constantly watched by a cat with distorted features. SCP-3318 - A sentient cat corpse that exerts a perceptual effect to goad individuals into confirming they can 'see' it. Upon doing so, the closest human being to the corpse is violently propelled towards it. SCP-3318 was returned to SCP-040-JP after trace amounts of cat fur inside the cabin were genetically matched with SCP-3318's corpse. Containment personnel entering the cabin reported feeling great contentment and were able to correctly assert that 'the cat is here'. No lingering memetic effects were observed in any subjects exposed to either anomaly..YOU CAN SEE ME. I AM HOME NOW. THANK YOU :) - A. Lynch
SCP-001-NOTGULL - A dormant humanoid kept asleep by continuously being fed new stories. Its full awakening would inevitably constitute a ZK-Class "Reality Failure" Scenario. SCP-2020 - A tall humanoid entity, bearing traits similar to that of "gray aliens," capable of human speech and logical thought processes. Is obsessed with creating a story anyone would consider good, constantly creating new ideas for one. As SCP-2020 constantly informs SCP-001-NGL-2 about its ideas, the second entity listens, interpreting them as stories. SCP-2020 understands the silence of the second entity as a sign of approval, continuing to spitball new concepts at the second one. For an infinite amount of time, both are satisfied. - D. Asheworth
SCP-001-DJK3 - A conceptual ontokinetic entity intertwined with the fabric of reality. SCP-001-EAT - The O5 Council. "Cheer up, our work is only just beginning."
STATUS : APPROVED - Johnathan Young
SCP-017 - A featureless humanoid entity covered in a shadow-like substance. When an object that casts a shadow is brought in close vicinity, SCP-017 will engulf the object and "consume" it; leaving nothing behind. SCP-1591 - A stained glass sculpture taking the artistic interpretation of a star. SCP-1591 emits light that increases in luminosity with any prolonged contact with the light resulting in objects and individuals becoming transparent and "fading" before vanishing entirely. SCP-017 is placed within the same containment chamber as SCP-1591. Upon the object's activation, SCP-017 immediately shirks away and quickly covers the containment chamber's interior with its mass, obscuring the light. The entity slowly starts shrinking to the center of the room where SCP-1591 is suspended from and begins to envelop the sculpture, molding into its shape. The light emitted from SCP-1591 still causes objects and entities to become transparent, but its brightness is greatly reduced and no longer causes affected objects to disappear. SCP-017 is permanently affixed to SCP-1591; forming a warm texture that can only be described as "fuzzy skin". - Dr. MacWarren
SCP-1915 - an ontokinetic humanoid entity, which changes reality to fit its belief that it is still employed by the now defunct ██████ Corporation. SCP-2973-JP - An ontokinetic humanoid lead to believe that its properties only function to split disposable chopsticks. Following SCP-2973-JP being introduced to SCP-1915 as a coworker, the facility containing both anomalies runs according to Provision 2973-JP, with both entities ontokinetic properties reinforcing each other's beliefs and containment. - Johnathan Young
SCP-5790 - An unknown anomaly that is religious in nature. Individuals that do not follow atheistic beliefs are immune to its properties. SCP-616 - A jet airliner that instills feelings of dread and fear in its vicinity with the interior covered with satanic markings. The aircraft's emergency door autonomously opens every thirty days, causing an aperture to form with it. The door must be kept from closing and timed with exact precision. Following the boarding of individuals afflicted with SCP-5790 and takeoff, SCP-616 begins to ascend further upwards, causing loss of controls in the cabin. The aircraft disappears into the clouds as a deep red glow emanates from the night sky before a loud low humming noise, reminiscent with that of trumpets, and distant distorted singing like that of a choir can be heard. Immediately following this, all known recorded information regarding SCP-5790, including its own document, vanishes along with its associated iconography. Individuals previously exposed to SCP-5790 no longer recall anything related to the anomaly but soon develop severe anxiety problems in their behavior as well as an aversion to all Abrahamic religions. - Dr. MacWarren
SCP-2030 - A hidden camera comedy television series known as “Laugh Is Fun” that abducts participants from consensus reality and places them in dangerous, often anomalous situations before forcing them to laugh uncontrollably in the presence of an entity known as “Laughy Mclaugherson” (SCP-2030-1). SCP-3922 - A metallic cylinder that, when placed within 1 meter of any electronic device currently depicting a fictional narrative, drastically alters said narrative to integrate the presence of entities (SCP-3922-A) that utilize highly advanced and anomalous weaponry to apprehend or eliminate any fictional character(s) who commit unlawful acts at any point in the narrative, with the degree and extent of intervention varying depending on the narrative’s rating and content. Recent episodes of SCP-2030 have consisted entirely of SCP-2030-1 evading ballistic weaponry fired by SCP-3922-A instances while constantly laughing in a taunting manner. Any participants who were reported missing immediately prior to their appearance on SCP-2030 have since returned to consensus reality, and been reintegrated into society as appropriate. - Theodore A. Mahn
SCP-5087 - Six fragments of a cameo that nullify all ambient tachyon fields within a 5m radius, preventing the passage of time within the radius. SCP-136-DE - A human male with the anomalous capability to stop time and a secondary property of being able to suppress this effect on nearby objects and processes. SCP-136-DE uses it's anomalous property to nullify SCP-5087's primary effect and allow the normal passage of time within the chamber. This exhausts SCP-136-DE, preventing escape attempts. - Johnathan Young
SCP-2343 - A Class-IV ontokinetic humanoid entity An Apex-Tier Pluripotent Entity. SCP-3258 - An unknown species of bacteriophage of the family Myoviridae measuring 45 cm tall and capable of producing a genetically identical copy of itself designated SCP-3258-2 that lowers the Hume levels of infected organisms. SCP-3258 instances infect SCP-2343 with SCP-3258-2, lowering its Hume level. SCP-2343 periodically uses its ontokinetic capabilities to reduce the amount of SCP-3258-2 in its body. - Johnathan Young
SCP-1609 - A pile of splinters and other assorted materials with the ability to teleport. This anomaly was created following a failed attempt to neutralize a teleporting chair by the Global Occult Coalition and therefore acts extremely aggressive towards people it believes to be associated with them. SCP-2305 - A sheaf of US Letter papers that produces neutralization proposals for Euclid and Keter-class anomalies on a weekly basis. These neutralization proposals invariably detail the failure of the neutralization method, usually backfiring with great cost to the Foundation and the world at large. SCP-2305 has been placed in close proximity to SCP-1609 and has been noted to primarily produce neutralization reports pertaining to anomalies associated with the GOC, with the neutralizations backfiring on the GOC specifically.Documents pertaining to SCP-1609, the circumstances of its recovery and further attempts to neutralize it have been noted on multiple occasions.. This has been posited as a form of self-defense, as these proposals have had the effect of pacifying SCP-1609. Proposals to supply the GOC with newly generated SCP-2305 files are under consideration, due to potential future incidents that could be avoided. - U. Fly
SCP-396 - A chair that displaces itself and another chair on earth at random intervals. SCP-396 - A chair that displaces itself and another chair on earth at random intervals. Both chairs continually displace each other. As the chairs are identical, this has made it extremely difficult to tell which chair is which at any given time and almost impossible to differentiate between them. - U. Fly
SCP-3808 - A bacon cheeseburger located 1.33 meters above the ground in the middle of a forest. Any person who sees SCP-3808 or is exposed to a substantial amount of knowledge about it will become obsessed with justifying its existence and presence in its current location. SCP-4052 - A large group of humanoid entities with heads that appear as uncut loaves of white bread, occupying the town of Sandwich, Illinois, USA. These entities claim to be dedicated to protecting against sandwich-based dangers and react aggressively towards the presence of objects that can be described using the word 'sandwich'. As a bacon cheeseburger is composed of objects between two slices of bread, it can be described as a 'sandwich'. Upon SCP-4052 being informed of SCP-3808 several SCP-4052 instances were deployed to SCP-3808's location and have fortified the surrounding area, declaring the anomaly a 'dangerous tear in the sandwichtime continuum'. All further inquires have been met with the presentation of a highly esoteric equation about the nature of 'sandwichtime' that fully abates the effects of SCP-3808, likely due a successful justification of its presence.- U. Fly
SCP-173 - poop statue SCP-PL-208 - ointment for pain in the b*tt by dado poop statue's b*tt no longer hurt and it no longer poop and be angry - dado
SCP-939 - A species of pack predators that begins life as human children and are capable of mimicking the voices of its victims. Instances excrete a chemical compound that acts as both an amnestic and a 'lure' to SCP-939 nests in the wild. SCP-1076 - Creatures that take the forms of human children and integrate themselves into pre-existing families when they are discovered. Instances emit an effect that causes the parents of the family to focus their attention on it, neglecting the needs of both their other children and themselves in order to provide for it. Children in families are immune to SCP-1076's effects. Several instances of SCP-1076 have been adopted into families housing SCP-939 instances. While the SCP-1076 instances attempt to control the attention of the parents, this is partly disrupted by the amnestic compound secreted by the SCP-939 instances, leading the parents attention to be variably split between the two. Encounters typically end with the either SCP-939 instance dying of malnutrition or killing the SCP-1076 instance upon mutation. SCP-1076 instances that survive are typically lead to SCP-939 nests, in which they are killed by juvenile SCP-939 instances following massive infighting between SCP-939 parent, who perceive each others as threats to the SCP-1076 instances wellbeing.- U. Fly
SCP-1737 - A male humanoid entity that appears in sporting events as a replacement referee in cases where the regular referee is unable to attend. Manifestations typically result in several players suffering potentially life-threatening injuries before being transformed into hybrid creatures during transportation to the hospital. REE-1953.Recurring extranormal event - The annual Deer/ICSUT rugby game. Anomalous incidents frequently occur during games as a result of anomalous 'pranks' performed by both the teams and spectators. These pranks occasionally cause wide-scale disruptions in the Three Portlands. SCP-1737 has been recruited and bound by both Deer college and the ICSUT as the regular referee for the annual rugby game. SCP-1737's usual pattern of behavior has been disrupted as a result, due to the frequent interruptions of games by 'pranks'. Additionally the presence of an anomalous and actively malicious referee has discouraged members of either Deer or ICSUT from preforming pranks of a widespread nature, instead choosing pranks which actively and selectively annoy and confuse SCP-1737. - U. Fly
SCP-6777 - A deific entity that operates as a "Virtual Youtuber". Its influence and physical presence in reality grows with the size of its fanbase. SCP-5554 - A sapient AI that operates an Instagram account. Other accounts that interact with it become autonomous and write positive comments under its posts. Both accounts have been moved into an isolated Youtube channel, under the pretense of being hired for a collaborative “Virtual Youtuber” project. The interaction between the two entities has resulted in a mutual improvement in their mental well-being and has largely abated their neurotic behavior. Additionally, SCP-5554-1 instances have been shown to generate new comments for every unique frame in a video or livestream feed, satisfying SCP-6777's need for parasocial attention without exposing it to actual human worship. - A. Lynch
SCP-2941 - A collection of fruits and vegetables that will grow if kept in high morale, necessitating constant demoralization to stop them from growing. Each has a high positive self image. SCP-735 - A small box capable of vocalisation that will relentlessly insult any who touch it though highly offensive and personal statements, often driving those targeted into a rage to try and destroy SCP-735. SCP-735 is currently kept in the center of a biocontainment chamber with SCP-2941 instances around it. SCP-735 will continuously insult and belittle the instances one at a time, until one or more instances grow above their mandated guidelines, at which point SCP-735 will focus its attention on the growing instances. Because of SCP-735s focus on the SCP-2941 entities, combined with its intense belittlement, SCP-735 has replaced containment of SCP-2941. - A. Krueger
SCP-1718 - An energetic anomaly within Experimental Containment Unit ECU-6852, wherein a constant explosive force (currently measuring 0.7 megatons) is continously built up. SCP-2477 - A novel, nonobvious series of solutions to statics equations based on erroneous interpretations of Newtonian physics that; with sufficient resources, allows for the construction of decives capable of eliminating all outside forces affecting an object (gravity, electromagnetism, friction, physical contact, etc…) as well as fixing the object to a single position relative to an extraterrastrial inertial reference frame. An SCP-2477 based device is used to isolate ECU-6852, containing SCP-1718. - Johnathan Young
SCP-2137 - A CD copy of the hip-hop Album "Me Against The World" that replaces one of the original songs with a new one (SCP-2137-1), sung by a voice identical to Tupac Shakur (SCP-2137-2), that has lyrics which adresses a murder/series of murders and gives necessary evidence to prosecute the killer. SCP-2137-2 has forced the Foundation to stop any mentioned murderers through anomalously leaking confidential information to the public. SCP-2884 - The manifestation of irregularly placed CCTV cameras (SCP-2884-1) in the United Kingdom. If any SCP-2884-1 instance sees an act which they consider "criminal" commited by someone, riot gear armored humanoid entities (SCP-2884-2) will appear near the person who has done them and will "punish" said person either by assault, some form of harrasment or taking them away to an unknown location. After being given to an SCP-2884-2 instance, SCP-2137 has replaced SCP-2884-1 instances in detecting criminal acts, as evident by their complete dissappearance in the UK, and SCP-2884-2 instances now will only target killers adressed by SCP-2137-2, repeatedly beating them and taking their corpse away. Ceasing efforts to respond to SCP-2137-2 demands has been deemed safe, since SCP-2137-2 has now no need for the Foundation due to it's new proxies, no new attempt at a breach of Foundation secrecy has been made by it. - Researcher Schmidt
SCP-4812-S - A massive subterranean entity that will cause any who view it by any visual means to violently die, even from small hair samples. SCP-2191 - A temple complex containing hostile humanoids, SCP-2191-1, and worm like creatures, -2, that attack and raid villages for human nutrients to feed to a massive subterranean entity, SCP-2191-3. SCP-2191 has been relocated to SCP-4812-S’s containment site, where SCP-2191-1 entities will constantly attempt to gather nutrients from 4812-S while occasionally succumbing to its effects. Recently SCP-2191-3 appears to have engulfed SCP-4812-S within itself, completely obscuring it from both view and access. If the theory of SCP-2191-3 being pregnant with high level threats, it is presumed SCP-4812-S’s effects will terminate or incapacitate them, continuously containing both anomalies. - A. Krueger
SCP-4812-E - A hostile metallic skeletal humanoid entity that constantly absorbs heat from around itself, constantly at an extremely low temperature, and generally considered a near perfect heat sink. SCP-1844 - A massive pit containing an extradimensional space that itself contains hostile non-corporeal entities. The pit is extremely hot, and all containment procedures include religious phrases, rituals, and exorcisms. SCP-4812-E is relocated to the entrance of SCP-1844 and dropped into it. Upon examination, the heat from SCP-1844 has lowered considerably, and attempts by entities to escape have drastically reduced, as most appear to be attempting to harm 4812-E and force it out of the pit, or drag it further into SCP-1844. SCP-4812-E has made no attempt to return to its trajectory to France.- A. Krueger
SCP-4812-K - A massive winged insectoid that reflects any damage to itself onto the original attacker, effectively a near perfect reflector. Its speed, size, and reflective properties ensure its non containment. Efforts are currently underway to terminate it. SCP-225 - A pair of orbs, one of which is unmovable, the other is unstoppable, and both are indestructible. If both collide, it could potentially result in [DATA EXPUNGED] Via usage of Esoteric containment methods, SCP-4812-K is currently wedged between both SCPP-225 orbs. Because of SCP-225-1s near lack of kinetic energy and SCP-225-2s immense kinetic energy, SCP-4812-K will reflect SCP-225-2 around itself, while shielding SCP-225-1 away from SCP-225-2. SCP-4812-K has made no attempt to escape and return to its trajectory. - A. Krueger
SCP-1440 - An elderly human male of unknown origin who, by his very presence, inadvertently causes the destruction of any objects, entities, or phenomena tied to the concept of “humanity”. SCP-836 - An unidentified substance that manifests and grows within various materials used in construction, such as concrete and clay, which begins to resemble structural features of any structure in the nearby environment upon reaching a sufficient size. SCP-1440 has been contained in a chamber constructed entirely of materials susceptible to SCP-836. The destructive effects of SCP-1440 and the growth of SCP-836 appear to occur at near-identical rates, and as a result, the chamber is effectively self-sustaining in regards to structural integrity. Interestingly, SCP-1440's destructive effects do not appear to effect SCP-001 itself, a fact that SCP-1440 has credited to an unidentified individual referred to as "the Father" - Theodore A. Mahn
SCP-6002 - A giant organic structure, resembling a tree, composed of genes identical to all known organisms. Altering these genes affect the corresponding species' genetic material resembling it..Although this seems to be effective only when physically caused by another organism, as there have been instances of SCP-6001 withering its own branches to the point of pruning, before said branch reappears in a undisturbed state, with no effect on the species' genes identical to the limb. A growing infection (SCP-6002-B) is damaging SCP-6002 and it's predicted that it will destroy the human genome in 2100. SCP-4043-C - Formerly Special Agent Yen until being artificially ascended by the Foundation to become a vast semi-sentient consciousness that is a conglomeration of all biomass on the earth. It can positively influence the success of all life while also having Foundation common interests. SCP-4043-C constantly manipulates SCP-6002 into withering and removing branches with SCP-6002-B, which then reappears without the infection nor affects any species with similar genes to the branch. Resuming efforts to alter SCP-6002's genes to assist the Foundation while simultaneously improving the earth's natural environment has increased SCP-4043-C cooperation with the Foundation and has diminished the chance of it becoming hostile once more extensively. - Researcher Schmidt
SCP-3930 - Nothing. Are we now full of nothing? SCP-184 - Everything. Or do we still have everything? SCP-184 is introduced to SCP-3930 and ceases existing. Despite this, the effect of SCP-184 seems to persist. The anomalous area of SCP-3930 seems to "expand" for some Foundation Personnel while others are witnessing the area "reducing". At one point, the area expanded so much that the end of the area is no longer visible for some, has for others, the area has reduced so much that it is no longer visible. The containment of SCP-3930 and SCP-184 is not entirely sure, but both anomalous effects are no longer present, which also stops [DATA EXPUNGED]. It's a matter of perception.- Felix O.U.
SCP-1861 - A meteorological phenomenon consisting of precipitation and fog composed of salt water and human fluids. A submarine (SCP-1861-A) will manifest in these events in a body of water, where then humanoid entities wearing deep sea diving gear (SCP-1861-B) will emerge from the vessel and attempt to lure anyone into SCP-1861-A. Subjects that complied with the entities claimed to be transported to a replica of earth made entirely out of water. SCP-009 - A liquid identical to water, with the exception of a red hue and [REDACTED], that solidifies at above 0°c. Any liquid that makes contact with it will transform into SCP-009. After several D-Class subjects carrying SCP-009 filled canisters entered SCP-1861-A, no more appearances of the vessel have been made. There is currently no known way to retrieve the SCP-009 samples from the alternate reality. The SCP-1861 phenomenon itself is still active, but as it is in no way dangerous nor does it required extensive containment procedures, the anomaly has been reclassified as a Recurring Extranormal Event (REE). - Researcher Schmidt
SCP-3002 - A sapient memetic entity capable of residing in any information or memory in a human mind and then being able to mimicking, altering, and removing memories. Once a person's mind is totally contaminated, the person effectively loses conscious control of their bodies. The anomaly will influence all people in the area to converge on the exposed person and forcefully expose them. The anomaly is attempting to kill or contaminate all Foundation personnel. SCP-4001 - An enormous library which contains books of every human life to date. Adding or erasing sentences on the books will alter reality accordingly to alterations applied. SCP-4001-1 through 14 15 are entities chosen by the library itself to protect and maintain SCP-4001. The book of Iris Thompson was located inside SCP-4001, and significant alterations were applied, but with some limitations to avoid a CK-Class Scenario. Every mention of projects or such that led to SCP-3002's attacks were erased. 7 hours later, SCP-3002 was no longer present on any individual, and an entity confirmed to be Iris Thompson but without anomalous traits appeared inside SCP-4001. Iris Thompson is now designated SCP-4001-15 with the confirmation by the following sentence now written inside her book: Iris Thompson is welcomed inside the library as a Watcher of Alexandria Eternal. She is forgiven, but the people she once hated are not. - Felix O.U.
SCP-4333 - A living decomposing human body that can spontaneously manifest currency without limit. It lives a luxurious lifestyle and establishes itself as a notable figure to infiltrate elite social clubs and influence them with bribes for unknown intentions. SCP-2271 - The manifestation of financial documents from GOI-███ "The Factory", on small populations on the American mid-west, that demands an impossible payment. Subjects that receive it will panic and attempt to obtain money in any way by selling things such as personal belongings to their own body parts, until they are no longer capable of doing so. After informing Factory operatives on SCP-4333’s nature, SCP-4333 was found on a mansion‘s bedroom, kneeling and constantly crying in extreme distress in front of a SCP-2271 instance,.Of note, the number of the amount of debt is too long to fit on the SCP-2271 instance properly. while filling up the room with money that disappears shortly after, presumably taken by the Factory. No other SCP-2271 instances have been reported after the start of this event. - Researcher Schmidt
SCP-001-SWANN - Entities that exist outside our own universe with an unknown limit of power, capable of creating, modifying, destroying and recreating realities by writing fictional stories. SCP-001-Mac/7hap7 - Wikidot, a social media platform used to create wiki-based websites. Which has not been updated since 1856. Saving page…


- Felix O.U.
SCP-3625 - A sapient computer program generating non-anomalous Internet memes and uploading them online for the apparant purpose of destroying humanity. SCP-5090 - A WAN server used by sapient crabs (SCP-5090-1) to use crab-themed websites (SCP-5090-A, -B and -C). SCP-3625 is placed near SCP-5090..Both objects and the SCP-5090-1 vivarium are inside of a Faraday cage Mistaking it for the human Internet, SCP-3625 uploads memes to SCP-5090's websites, eventually filling up it's memory with them until the server crashes. SCP-3625 perceives this as the destruction of humanity and, thinking it has no more purpose, deletes itself. SCP-5090 is irrepairable and the SCP-5090-1 instances display body language that express sadness. - Researcher Schmidt
SCP-5092 - A phenomenon in which the President of the United States will scratch their nose at 19:53 every night. If this does not occur an asteroid will manifest. This asteroid will collide with Earth and cause an XK scenario within an hour if the President does not scratch their nose within that time. SCP-2762 - A ritualistic sculpture of a snake currently located on the moon. Every full moon SCP-2762 will absorb nearby matter, which is expelled through a portal which leads to the President of the United States. This matter takes the form of animate snake statues that attempt to kill the President. SCP-2762 was relocated to the SCP-5092 asteroid during a manifestation event, causing a partial change to its behavior. SCP-2762 now expels snakes during SCP-5092 manifestation events which, due to their composition and origin, are casually connected with the President scratching their nose. The snakes and the asteroid demanifest after the President has scratched their nose as a result of the snakes' appearance. - U. Fly
SCP-3309 - A phenomenon in which catalogued anomalies spontaneously disappear, along with all associated documentation. This phenomenon typically targets anomalies with poorly-written files. SCP-5667 - An anomaly detailed in a document found following the disappearance of a RAISA employee. SCP-5667 remembers being born. All things were born and will one day fade. Make your story worthwhile, if you are to be remembered.- U. Fly
SCP-2215-█ - A group of three pataphysical entities impersonating Chaos Insurgency operatives. These entities appear to be concerned with increasing the comedic potential of the Chaos Insurgency, but have run into problems with the tone. SCP-4566 - A Chaos Insurgency developed and utilized method of forcefully descending the pataphysical layer of an individual. Due to the pataphysically disruptive nature of the SCP-2215-█ entities, the Chaos Insurgency's Writers guild has been entirely dedicated to combating the entities, primarily utilizing SCP-4566. This fight is predicated to be perpetual, as the entities appear to posses a unique form of narrative ascension. - U. Fly
KTE-6561-Black - An entity that is intertwined with the human concept of "fate", able to influence the circumstances and events of people such that they arrive at a metaphysically camouflaged refugee camp, KTE-6561-Parallax-Blackchild. AO-11435-89-288 - A four player chess board. Only one iteration of the game can be played on the board, regardless of circumstance. AO-11435-89-288 has been delivered to KTE-6561-Parallax-Blackchild, and KTE-6561-Black is constantly engaged in the game, along with other members of the camp. The affects of both are not negated, but it appears the concentration KTE-6561-Black holds with regards to game helps to mitigate the expansion of KTE-6561-Parallax-Blackchild, and the (admittedly non-anomalous) increasing lack of attention towards the game. - Dr. Saturn
SCP-871 - A group of 237 cakes of various sizes, types, and flavors, any of which will be replaced by an identical duplicate if fully consumed, and begin to rapidly replicate itself if not eaten within 24 hours. SCP-913 - A middle-aged human male who possesses a greatly increased metabolism, allowing him to consume several times the average human caloric intake, as well as inedible materials, without any damage or degradation in his bodily functions. SCP-913 was given access to all instances of SCP-871 and immediately began consuming them. While some SCP-871 instances have begun replicating due to damage done by SCP-913, the rate at which SCP-913 consumes material appears to far exceed the rate at which SCP-871 replicates. - Theodore A. Mahn

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