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Black Queen Hub
with 
Gaffsey, 
Silberescher, 
Fish^12, 
FlyPurgatorio, 
SynthPanda_, 
rumetzen, 
ashiningmoon, 
thedeadlymoose, thedeadlymoose
Dead Draw
part of The World Kept Turning setting
AO-8311 — Memory Cards
part of the Memories of Laughter series
part of Dread and Circuses
SCP-7724 — The incredible shrinking Jack Waltzer
with
Uncle Nicolini and
Liryn
in honor of
Jack Waltz
The original concept for this as conceived of by Nico relates to a recurring joke they, and others, had with Jack Waltz. Unfortunately Jack Waltz disappeared from the community before this article was completed. This article, including the author's note was intended to be in the style of 
syuzhet.
SCP-5257-EX — Technology HATES Local Man for discovering this ONE WEIRD TRICK (CLICK NOW)
with
Harmacy
for
GoblinCon, Glitches Category
- This piece got 8th place overall.
- This piece played a part in getting at least one person a date.
SCP-6458 — penguin waiters
for
DrScaramouche for
Art Exchange 2022
part of
The Integration Program
- My first Art Exchange!
- The prompt was a bit of a struggle, and the piece didn't come out quite as I wanted it but in the end I sat on it for a year without doing anything with it, and so I just posted it
- I emailed an aquarium to try and get licensing information for their images, they never responded but they are very cute. if you want to see cute penguins waddling around a restaurant click here to see the repository (though you have to download them to see it, sorry.)
It's beginning to look a lot like breachmas
with Uncle Nicolini
SCP-7375 — Knight of Swords
with
LORDXVNV and art by
syuzhet
for
Anthology 2023
part of
NIGHTFALL: Qui Lactis
Originally this was going to be a very different piece about a pirate on the high seas and a Daevite artifact set in Nightfall. Lord convinced me at some point to write a piece for Qui Lactis, and later when I was struggling with writing he was kind of enough to join me as a co-author. Lord gets the vast majority of the credit for this one, I was struggling hard with writing at the time.
SCP-6954 — The Muppets take the Matterhorn
with
Grigori Karpin
for
Pedagon's birthday
part of The Muppet Canon
This concept is one that I've wanted to do for quite a while but which, as I conceived of it, was too big for just me to handle. Shopped it around to a few people but nobody bit. Dug it out of storage when we were brainstorming an event for Pedagon, and Grigori joined, which had me pretty ecstatic. Unfortunately I was pretty sick during the writing of this so Grigori did a vast majority of the heavy lifting (sorry Grigori). The final piece is smaller in scope than initially conceived of, but honestly that's for the best and I'm so glad that Three Moons and the Muppet Canon have something together on the wiki.
aCOPalypse
- My first article! and it did a lot better than I expected too.
- Indirectly responsible for my joining Wiki staff and the various Discord communities, because I got really annoyed about the Black Queen GOI hub and wanted to fix it. I couldn't and still can't, short of writing a new hub, which hey maybe one day.
Fae Myths and Legends
part of
From 120's Archives
- Originally written as an interlude for Little Siggy in Slumberland
- Partially inspired by Project Paragon
- Was used by some rando in an Amazon SCP book. Truly the wonders of Creative Commons. I like to bust out this little tidbit when plugging the work, because hey, if someone thinks they can make money off it, then it deserves a higher vote count than what it has ;p .
If A Bear Shits In The Woods, Does It Make A Sound?
part of
From 120's Archives ,
Cool War 2 and
Cack Hard
Dictionary Attack
A short
Pridefest poem
It's been about a decade since I've written any poetry. I think the last one is the one mentioned in "The Blank Page" but I'm not sure. It got a much better reception than I thought it would!
A lot of folks have read more meaning in the work than I meant to put in, and i think that's a good thing.
It's a piece I wrote for pridefest, and well, I'm glad people feel seen!
April Fools
How to Fish: An Official Guide
with
Vivarium
for
April Fools 2022
I have gone fishing once. Didn't catch anything. Did teach a sushi making class for a while though.
OpusConfidant April 1st 2023 Spotlight
with
EstrellaYoshte,
Uncle Nicolini,
Fantem,
HarryBlank,
syuzhet,
Ethagon,
RadiantGold,
Felixou
for
April Fools 2023
I love how this turned out but at the time it was frankly a bit of a disaster. I stupidly volunteered to handle the front page redesign for April Fools, not realizing how much I'd struggle with the CSS. Additionally the artists originally slated to have art on the front page didn't end up being able to, for totally understandable reasons. It was down to the wire, asked around for some folks to see who was available to make some art and was lucky enough to get Fantem, Harry and Syuzhet on board, bunch of lifesavers. Meanwhile Estrella came in clutch with a lot of CSS fixes.
scp-8988-j — Twitch Writes an SCP
for April Fools 2024
Fandation
with SynthPanda_, 
sailorenoch, 
Miss Lapis, Harmacy, 
Guaire, 
FrankEntropy, Fish^12, 
DrBleep, 
AstersQuill, 
Alexander245
for April Fools 2025
part of Eventyr
Eventyr
SCP-8614 — The Coffin
with Ethagon
Snow Queen
with DrBleep
also part of Seas of Orcadia
Photos And Flowers, and other poems
with AstersQuill & SynthPanda_
To Serve Deer
with AstersQuill
Eventyr hub
Agent, Father, Motherfucker: Alto Clef, in memoriam
with 
Anky swallow, 
DoctorLilithSophia, sailorenoch, Uncle Nicolini, 
Queerious, SynthPanda_, 
DrRevan, Guaire, 
OriTiefling, 
Waxx, AstersQuill, 
fairydoctor, DrBleep, Fish^12, 
JukeShoes, FlyPurgatorio, 
Rosyfox2002, 
Dino--Draws
SCP-6361 — Meat the Director: The Disney Golden Age as Imagined by a Psychotic Meat Witch
with
SynthPanda_
for
The Mighty Lore and Aesthetics Contest
Constraints: Fantasy, Meat Circus
- Synth's mental image of the Director is similar to Falling Devil from Chainsaw Man
- Deadly Bread wrote a wonderful tale called The Bears based on this for Art Exchange 2023 as a gift for SynthPanda.
Lecture notes of Dr. Clef's workshop, "Real Life and You: How to Survive when Barely Functional."
with
FlyPurgatorio &
Uncle Nicolini
"Me when I take a shower, guzzling mints: wow iM so clef core I'm clefmaxing"
This tale is based on a… similar… experience I had to this where I ate an entire tin of altoids in one sitting, and a quote on Clef's author page which reads "By no means should Dr. Clef be allowed to consume an entire tin of Altoids mints in one sitting." which Fly knew about because they're a big ol nerd :p
That's really all I have to say on this one. I'm really glad to have been able to get involved with this setting of Fly, Aster and Faust's and I'm excited to write more (actually serious) pieces in the setting. They've got some good stuff cooking y'all.
Secrets and their Keepers
with
AstersQuill
This was initially going to be a very different piece based on Go!Child's song "Stipulation" about how the Serpent's Hand contrasts with the Foundation, but as I worked on the piece, and in large part thanks to the feedback by DrBleep it evolved into more of a character piece about Tilda Moose.
A little while after posting I got some very helpful information about the original intention behind the Moose character by the character's creator thedeadlymoose which I was not able to find elsewhere! If anyone's curious it boils down to:
-Tilda David Moose's real name isn't actually Tilda Moose. They, and others, use codenames once they've joined the Foundation so as to make it more difficult to target them with magic without their "true names"
-Tilda's reason to defect from the Serpent's Hand was being aware of an imminent apocalypse they joined the Foundation to try to avoid. This is also why they worked on SCP-003 and SCP-1985.
-Upon defecting from the Serpent's Hand Tilda removed information from their brain that would be harmful to the Serpent's Hand, but wasn't careful about it, accidentally removing some personal connections as well.
Anyway, I'm not necessarily going to use that in my own interpretation of the character, which already diverges from thedeadlymoose's somewhat, but I did want to share it.
Unreality
The Blank Page
- A piece about writer's block which helped me get through my writer's block at the time.
- Unintentionally a piece about identity.
- One of the earliest pieces of Unreality after Deptcon.
SCP-7195 — Alex Thorley Gets A Cat
- This article is inspired by my cat Wiley, and uses his photo here as well. He also really did eat those bagels of mine, the bastard.
- In many ways this piece was written as a direct response to PlaguePJP's SCP-7591 and attempts to be its opposite in terms of subject matter. It uses the same CSS as Plague's article and the reverse of its numbering.
- I've been tempted to rename this "Alex Thorley Gets a Pussy" a few times. Update: I did!
- Maga zine includes a supplementary log to this.
SCP-6569 — Thorley X Thorley X Thorley X Thorley : A Polycule of None
for
ColdpostCon
Honestly not my finest moment, though this was a coldpost contest so that was true for a lot of people. I'd long been weirdly obsessed with the idea of multiple Thorleys, and then there was the clone idea I had for my AA. Eventually realized I'm plural which, yeah that tracks. Portions of this are embarrassing in retrospect but I think that's okay.
I also wrote this while on vacation so it was written completely on mobile.
Maga zine
For
syuzhet for
Art Exchange 2023
The second I got paired with Syuzhet for Art Exchange I knew I wanted to try doing something wild. Syuzhet has always struck me as having a weird sense of humor, and to an extent I can too, so I really endeavored to get weird with it.
As such this article includes:
-
-A myriad of references to Donald Trump, including quotes, images and implications that Trump is a high ranking member of the Department of Unreality.
- Pictures of the interior of the Twin Towers
- Pictures of cocaine products
-A Pallas Cat
-Claims of an Alex Thorley face reveal
-A behind the scenes of the Unreality Department using lore that was either fabricated for this or [REDACTED]
-printing tiddy
-Water pumped from Pie Town
- Reference to SCP-6771 Man Who Can't See Milk
- Three cooking videos (including one hidden video) of horrible concoctions I consumed in their entirety
-Milk reviews of real milks I drank
- a nothingburger
WILLIE WETTLE WASHED UP WHILE WALKING
- I initially wrote this series during Nanowrimo 2022, which I did alongside Harry Blank and others. I was initially nervous about the idea, since it involved creating some lore for both Site-333 and William Wettle but Harry (who both created Wettle and wrote SCP-7000, which this is heavily inspired by) was very enthusiastic about it which motivated me to go through with it.
- Nico donated the opening and closing credit CSS.
- The only reason the rest of the series isn't complete yet is I haven't sat down and edited it since I'm constantly getting distracted by other projects. Personally, I blame the ADHD, but I'm working on it.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
Little Siggy In Slumberland
[ON HIATUS]
Siggy and the Slumbering Woods
Oh, Siggy. I started writing this series in response to having recently read The Adventures of Siggy and Robomonkey and imagining it had a lighter more fun tone to it. I had… a lot planned for this. Too much, I think. This was initially supposed to be a prologue. Then the prologue split into two…
Siggy and the Forgotten Kingdom
Then the prologue split into three, and the second part didn't turn out as well as the first, and I was never happy with the third part. I've had a sort of writer's block on the series ever since, though I badly want to get back to it some day because I really think Siggy having adventures in the Oneirosphere is a very fun concept.
Future instalments were gonna include Siggy hanging out with Mr. Moon, visiting the Circus of the Disquieting, meeting the Nightmare King, in Disneyland Oneiroi , Dr. Gears and Dir. Asheworth bonding over their shared relation to Alison Chao, Clef dealing with trauma. Just… a whole bunch of stuff. Maybe one day
COMING EVENTUALLY?
Working Girl
A Greezeburger story.
9 to 5
- Wrote this during a slow day at work (sorry boss).
- Was initially part of a much larger clone storyline which has since been abandoned after some soul searching. (Though a 2021 draft about Ten will come out eventually)
Capitalism, A love story
for Round 1 of
RomCon
paired with
Tampa Days, Miami Nights by
ch00bakka
Couldn't really recapture the magic of the first one with this, try as I might. I blame my improved mental health.
Translations
About the Author
Six Bitches in a Trenchcoat.
Who is Prismal?
Fuck if I know, so let's hear what some other authors have to say.
"A collection of shapes and colors that sometimes whispers funny words to me."
— cdithink, whose walls are very comfortable.
"Like if coffee and nightmares had a baby."
— 
AriadnesThread, everyone's favorite internet aunt.
"god you sound like you're being held at gunpoint."
— Uncle Nicolini, about a cooking video.
If prismal was a transformer they'd be an autobot and wed have to fight bc i'm a con but it'd be like homoerotic fighting so it's ok
— 
sugarush, the sparkliest Transformer.
"Omg Pris is one of my favorite people they're so fun
You could get me tos ay anyothgin right now I won't remmbero tomroorw
boop bop bop"
— OriTiefling, who was definitely of sound body and mind when asked.
“One stinks and the rest smell”
— Pedagon, who should get his nose checked.
"Prismal more like Pissmal."
— Harmacy, more like Marmacy (fuckin GOTTEM).
About the Author's Cat
The Real Star of the Show
Gifts
FANART???
Stats!
Dynamically updated with Crom.
(Code shamelessly stolen from psychicProgrammer)
If I'm uncontactable for over a year (very unlikely IMO, try over Discord), order of preference for who gets my stuff/gets to make decisions over my stuff is thus:
- Co-authors get full ownership of whatever I wrote with them, do as you wish, sandboxes included.
- If no co-authors, or they too are gone: the owner/curators for any hubs (for canons, series, departments, GOIs, that sort of thing) on which I intentionally posted an article, may make whatever edits they desire to make the work fit better in their setting (i.e. for Willie Wettle Washed up While Walking dododevil and HarryBlank have explicit permission to do this). They may not choose to delete these articles however.
- Whatever's left UncleNicolini can have if they want it. If they don't, give it to Curation Team, or whatever newfangled equivalent staff has, to deal with.
