The Prismal Palace

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Latest (when I can be bothered to update this)

Shattered Love
with SynthPanda_
part of the Eventyr setting

Dictionary Attack
A short Pridefest poem

Secrets and their Keepers
with AstersQuill
part of the Eventyr setting

Standalone Articles

SCP-7724 — The incredible shrinking Jack Waltzer
with Uncle Nicolini and Liryn
in honor of Jack Waltz

►Fun Fact

The original concept for this as conceived of by Nico relates to a recurring joke they, and others, had with Jack Waltz. Unfortunately Jack Waltz disappeared from the community before this article was completed. This article, including the author's note was intended to be in the style of Syuzhet.

SCP-5257-EX — Technology HATES Local Man for discovering this ONE WEIRD TRICK (CLICK NOW)
with Harmacy
for GoblinCon, Glitches Category

►Fun Fact

• This piece got 8th place overall.
• This piece played a part in getting at least one person a date.

SCP-6458 — penguin waiters
for DrScaramouche for Art Exchange 2022
part of The Integration Program

►Fun Fact

• My first Art Exchange!
• The prompt was a bit of a struggle, and the piece didn't come out quite as I wanted it but in the end I sat on it for a year without doing anything with it, and so I just posted it
• I emailed an aquarium to try and get licensing information for their images, they never responded but they are very cute. if you want to see cute penguins waddling around a restaurant click here to see the repository (though you have to download them to see it, sorry.)

SCP-7375 — Knight of Swords
with LORDXVNV and art by syuzhet
for Anthology 2023
part of NIGHTFALL: Qui Lactis

►Fun Fact

Originally this was going to be a very different piece about a pirate on the high seas and a Daevite artifact set in Nightfall. Lord convinced me at some point to write a piece for Qui Lactis, and later when I was struggling with writing he was kind of enough to join me as a co-author. Lord gets the vast majority of the credit for this one, I was struggling hard with writing at the time.

SCP-6954 — The Muppets take the Matterhorn
with Grigori Karpin
for Pedagon's birthday
part of The Muppet Canon

►Fun Fact

This concept is one that I've wanted to do for quite a while but which, as I conceived of it, was too big for just me to handle. Shopped it around to a few people but nobody bit. Dug it out of storage when we were brainstorming an event for Pedagon, and Grigori joined, which had me pretty ecstatic. Unfortunately I was pretty sick during the writing of this so Grigori did a vast majority of the heavy lifting (sorry Grigori). The final piece is smaller in scope than initially conceived of, but honestly that's for the best and I'm so glad that Three Moons and the Muppet Canon have something together on the wiki.

aCOPalypse

►Fun Fact

• My first article! and it did a lot better than I expected too.

• Indirectly responsible for my joining Wiki staff and the various Discord communities, because I got really annoyed about the Black Queen GOI hub and wanted to fix it. I couldn't and still can't, short of writing a new hub, which hey maybe one day.

Fae Myths and Legends
part of From 120's Archives

►Fun Fact

• Originally written as an interlude for Little Siggy in Slumberland

• Partially inspired by Project Paragon

• Was used by some rando in an Amazon SCP book. Truly the wonders of Creative Commons. I like to bust out this little tidbit when plugging the work, because hey, if someone thinks they can make money off it, then it deserves a higher vote count than what it has ;p .

If A Bear Shits In The Woods, Does It Make A Sound?
part of From 120's Archives , Cool War 2 and Cack Hard

Dictionary Attack
A short Pridefest poem

►Fun Fact

It's been about a decade since I've written any poetry. I think the last one is the one mentioned in "The Blank Page" but I'm not sure. It got a much better reception than I thought it would!

A lot of folks have read more meaning in the work than I meant to put in, and i think that's a good thing.
It's a piece I wrote for pridefest, and well, I'm glad people feel seen!

April Fools

How to Fish: An Official Guide
with Vivarium
for April Fools 2022

►Fun Fact

I have gone fishing once. Didn't catch anything. Did teach a sushi making class for a while though.

OpusConfidant April 1st 2023 Spotlight
with EstrellaYoshte, Uncle Nicolini, Fantem, HarryBlank, syuzhet, Ethagon, RadiantGold, Felixou
for April Fools 2023

►Fun Fact

I love how this turned out but at the time it was frankly a bit of a disaster. I stupidly volunteered to handle the front page redesign for April Fools, not realizing how much I'd struggle with the CSS. Additionally the artists originally slated to have art on the front page didn't end up being able to, for totally understandable reasons. It was down to the wire, asked around for some folks to see who was available to make some art and was lucky enough to get Fantem, Harry and Syuzhet on board, bunch of lifesavers. Meanwhile Estrella came in clutch with a lot of CSS fixes.

scp-8988-j — Twitch Writes an SCP

with  Twitch Chat

smlt
stormbreath
aismallard
Aethris
A Random Treestump
Woedenaz
Luxaiko
leo60228
Pedagon
Lt Flops
CompleteIndie
MasterTman2
Rhineriver
CALorStuff
JorgeMtzb
IvanNavi
fairydoctor
aerbag
Caesar Kuznetsov
MontagueETC
Insanitz
Polaris_Writes
Naepic
calhutcherson
FlamingAustralia
slurppp
Dino--Draws
TealQuacks
Felixou
PeppersGhost
IAMCRAB174
Diogene_s
syuzhet
LizardWizard

Eventyr

SCP-6361 — Meat the Director: The Disney Golden Age as Imagined by a Psychotic Meat Witch
with SynthPanda_
for The Mighty Lore and Aesthetics Contest
Constraints: Fantasy, Meat Circus

►Fun Fact

• Synth's mental image of the Director is similar to Falling Devil from Chainsaw Man
• Deadly Bread wrote a wonderful tale called The Bears based on this for Art Exchange 2023 as a gift for SynthPanda.

Lecture notes of Dr. Clef's workshop, "Real Life and You: How to Survive when Barely Functional."
with FlyPurgatorio & Uncle Nicolini

►Fun Fact

"Me when I take a shower, guzzling mints: wow iM so clef core I'm clefmaxing"

This tale is based on a… similar… experience I had to this where I ate an entire tin of altoids in one sitting, and a quote on Clef's author page which reads "By no means should Dr. Clef be allowed to consume an entire tin of Altoids mints in one sitting." which Fly knew about because they're a big ol nerd :p

That's really all I have to say on this one. I'm really glad to have been able to get involved with this setting of Fly, Aster and Faust's and I'm excited to write more (actually serious) pieces in the setting. They've got some good stuff cooking y'all.

Secrets and their Keepers
with AstersQuill

►Fun Fact

This was initially going to be a very different piece based on Go!Child's song "Stipulation" about how the Serpent's Hand contrasts with the Foundation, but as I worked on the piece, and in large part thanks to the feedback by DrBleep it evolved into more of a character piece about Tilda Moose.

A little while after posting I got some very helpful information about the original intention behind the Moose character by the character's creator thedeadlymoose which I was not able to find elsewhere! If anyone's curious it boils down to:

-Tilda David Moose's real name isn't actually Tilda Moose. They, and others, use codenames once they've joined the Foundation so as to make it more difficult to target them with magic without their "true names"

-Tilda's reason to defect from the Serpent's Hand was being aware of an imminent apocalypse they joined the Foundation to try to avoid. This is also why they worked on SCP-003 and SCP-1985.

-Upon defecting from the Serpent's Hand Tilda removed information from their brain that would be harmful to the Serpent's Hand, but wasn't careful about it, accidentally removing some personal connections as well.

Anyway, I'm not necessarily going to use that in my own interpretation of the character, which already diverges from thedeadlymoose's somewhat, but I did want to share it.

Unreality

The Blank Page

►Fun Fact

• A piece about writer's block which helped me get through my writer's block at the time.

• Unintentionally a piece about identity.

• One of the earliest pieces of Unreality after Deptcon.

SCP-7195 — Alex Thorley Gets A Cat

►Fun Fact

• My first SCP!

• This article is inspired by my cat Wiley, and uses his photo here as well. He also really did eat those bagels of mine, the bastard.

• In many ways this piece was written as a direct response to PlaguePJP's SCP-7591 and attempts to be its opposite in terms of subject matter. It uses the same CSS as Plague's article and the reverse of its numbering.

• I've been tempted to rename this "Alex Thorley Gets a Pussy" a few times.

• Maga zine includes a supplementary log to this.

SCP-6569 — Thorley X Thorley X Thorley X Thorley : A Polycule of None
for ColdpostCon

►Fun Fact

Honestly not my finest moment, though this was a coldpost contest so that was true for a lot of people. I'd long been weirdly obsessed with the idea of multiple Thorleys, and then there was the clone idea I had for my AA. Eventually realized I'm plural which, yeah that tracks. Portions of this are embarrassing in retrospect but I think that's okay.

I also wrote this while on vacation so it was written completely on mobile.

Maga zine
For syuzhet for Art Exchange 2023

►Fun Fact

The second I got paired with Syuzhet for Art Exchange I knew I wanted to try doing something wild. Syuzhet has always struck me as having a weird sense of humor, and to an extent I can too, so I really endeavored to get weird with it.

As such this article includes:

• • _
  ►SPOILERS▼ SPOILED MILK

  -A myriad of references to Donald Trump, including quotes, images and implications that Trump is a high ranking member of the Department of Unreality.

  - Pictures of the interior of the Twin Towers

  - Pictures of cocaine products

  -A Pallas Cat

  -Claims of an Alex Thorley face reveal

  -A behind the scenes of the Unreality Department using lore that was either fabricated for this or [REDACTED]

  -printing tiddy

  -Water pumped from Pie Town

  - Reference to SCP-6771 Man Who Can't See Milk

  - Three cooking videos (including one hidden video) of horrible concoctions I consumed in their entirety

  -Milk reviews of real milks I drank

  - a nothingburger

Washed Up

A Site-333 and Site-43 affair

|[IN PROGRESS]

WILLIE WETTLE WASHED UP WHILE WALKING

►Fun Fact

• I initially wrote this series during Nanowrimo 2022, which I did alongside Harry Blank and others. I was initially nervous about the idea, since it involved creating some lore for both Site-333 and William Wettle but Harry (who both created Wettle and wrote SCP-7000, which this is heavily inspired by) was very enthusiastic about it which motivated me to go through with it.

• Nico donated the opening and closing credit CSS.

• The only reason the rest of the series isn't complete yet is I haven't sat down and edited it since I'm constantly getting distracted by other projects. Personally, I blame the ADHD, but I'm working on it.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Little Siggy In Slumberland

A 120 Archives series

[ON HIATUS]

Siggy and the Slumbering Woods

►Fun Fact

Oh, Siggy. I started writing this series in response to having recently read The Adventures of Siggy and Robomonkey and imagining it had a lighter more fun tone to it. I had… a lot planned for this. Too much, I think. This was initially supposed to be a prologue. Then the prologue split into two…

Siggy and the Forgotten Kingdom

►Fun Fact

Then the prologue split into three, and the second part didn't turn out as well as the first, and I was never happy with the third part. I've had a sort of writer's block on the series ever since, though I badly want to get back to it some day because I really think Siggy having adventures in the Oneirosphere is a very fun concept.

Future instalments were gonna include Siggy hanging out with Mr. Moon, visiting the Circus of the Disquieting, meeting the Nightmare King, in Disneyland Oneiroi , Dr. Gears and Dir. Asheworth bonding over their shared relation to Alison Chao, Clef dealing with trauma. Just… a whole bunch of stuff. Maybe one day

COMING EVENTUALLY?

Working Girl

A Greezeburger story.

9 to 5

►Fun Fact

• Wrote this during a slow day at work (sorry boss).
• Was initially part of a much larger clone storyline which has since been abandoned after some soul searching. (Though a 2021 draft about Ten will come out eventually)

Capitalism, A love story
for Round 1 of RomCon
paired with Tampa Days, Miami Nights by ch00bakka

►Fun Fact

Couldn't really recapture the magic of the first one with this, try as I might. I blame my improved mental health.

Translations

scp-227-FR — Horoscomaton
original by DrGemini

►Fun Fact

Eh bah oui, je parle français! Vous ne le saviez pas hein?

About the Author

Four Bitches in a Trenchcoat.

Artist's interpretation.

Who is Prismal?

Fuck if I know, so let's hear what some other authors have to say.

"A collection of shapes and colors that sometimes whispers funny words to me."
— cdithink, whose walls are very comfortable.

"My top 4 favourite bimbos"
— FlyPurgatorio, who is Dutch.

"Like if coffee and nightmares had a baby."
— AriadnesThread, everyone's favorite internet aunt.

"god you sound like you're being held at gunpoint."
— Uncle Nicolini, about a cooking video.

If prismal was a transformer they'd be an autobot and wed have to fight bc i'm a con but it'd be like homoerotic fighting so it's ok
— sugarush, the sparkliest Transformer.

"you fuck"
— SynthPanda_, who I may owe some money.

"Omg Pris is one of my favorite people they're so fun
You could get me tos ay anyothgin right now I won't remmbero tomroorw
boop bop bop"
— OriTiefling, who was definitely of sound body and mind when asked.

“One stinks and the rest smell”
— Pedagon, who should get his nose checked.

"Prismal more like Pissmal."
— Harmacy, more like Marmacy (fuckin GOTTEM).

Where is Prismal?

In your walls. But also sometimes on the world wide web.

How is Prismal?

Varies day by day tbh. Mental health and shit do be like that sometimes. We are either so back or so over, and it really just depends. I'm no starving artist, that said if you like what I do, and you've got moolah to spare, consider throwing me a tip on Kofi.

About the Author's Cat

The Real Star of the Show

Dramatic Recreation

Nya?

A menace I love dearly.

"Nya"
— FLOORBOARDS, not to be confused with CEILINGBOARDS

"nya nya nya mrrp mrrp mrrp nya nya nya meow meow mrrp meow mrrp mrrp mrrp"
— basirskipreader, a penguin

"revolution in the true sense is an old idea that has increasingly little purchase nya"
— Lt Flops, a floppy phoenix

">:3"
— DrBleep, The Catgirl Femmeby

Nyaa?

Wilson's Wildlife Adoption Gallery

SCP-7195 — Alex Thorley Gets a Cat

Alex Thorley's Christmas Special
by FLOwORBOARDS

the vitruvian thorley and the cat in the box, #000000 on #FFFFFF
by LORDXUWU

SCP-6569 — Thorley X Thorley X Thorley X Thorley : A Polycule of None

Alex Thorley pressed the escape key
by kikuNYA

Maga zine

Nyaaaaaa?

There He Is

Gifts

SCP-7227 — The Other Alex Thorley
From Trintavon for Art Exchange 2022 .

►Fun Fact

Trint combined my love for Unreality with my love for the Department of Other as well as the whole multi-Thorley thing at the time to make a pretty cool SCP.

the vitruvian thorley and the cat in the box, #000000 on #FFFFFF
From LORDXVNV for Art Exchange 2022 .

►Fun Fact

Cat art YIPPEE!
Thanks again for the bonus gift XVNV

The God-Fearing Green Girl
From pab07 for Art Exchange 2023 .

►Fun Fact

Oh my god this is spectacular. I love comics very much, and I've been trying for a bit now to write a superhero story using the SCP setting, though I haven't finished the draft quite yet. Pab did such an amazing job here.

The Bears
By Deadly Bread for SynthPanda_ for Art Exchange 2023.

►Fun Fact

Not a gift made for me, but given it was about an article I wrote with Synth it might as well have been. Frankly I think this did what we were trying to do with SCP-6361 except better, so give it a read.

Pridesmal

Raven's Lionsona

From Harmacy because she's a menace to society.

►Fun Fact

All evidence to the contrary I am nya— *ahem* not a furry.

FANART???

CPU Reset
By ashiningmoon based on Dictionary Attack .

In Those I Seek, In None I Find
by ashiningmoon based on Shattered Love .

ashiningmoon rocks, and has made beautiful fanart of a few peoples' pieces. Check out their page HERE

Recommendations

SCPs

SCP-6113 — Temporary Reflections
by Dr Asteria
A very moving story about being transgender. Includes one of my favorite depictions of the Ethics Committee

SCP-6096 — The Guest
by Tanhony
A wonderful short horror article I keep coming back to.

scp-7324 — you're worth it I promise
by FLOORBOARDS
Floorboards is one of the trippiest authors on the site. This is its take on the Grimace Shake trend, and my favorite work of its.

Tales

Red Plague Rid You for Learning Me Your Language
by kinchtheknifeblade
Gamers Against Weed is my favorite GOI, and kinch is the largest reason why. All of their works are worth reading but this is their latest and greatest. After this do yourself a favor and read Sometimes It's Not Funny

Automated Passive Amnestization System Ver. 17.09
by Nagiros
For me this is the pinnacle of the Site-17 Deepwell setting. I adore how believably cultlike Nagiros is able to make the Foundation.

And You Are?
by Rimple
I love the Department of Other, and this tale is the start of why. It's cleverly written and perfectly sets the scene for making a serious Department that deals with -J anomalies.

GOI formats

spc-105
by LORDXVNV
The Shark Punching Center should by all means be a lame joke, but LORDXVNV always plays it so very well. This is my favorite of his SPCs .

ERICS MEGA ZINE VOL 50: THE CUTOUT ROOM
by ratking666 and faminepulse
How can you say no to a zine GOI format? Do yourself a favor a read the whole But A Dream cannon.

Series

New Age - a Tale
by SRegan
A criminally underrated tale series which might as well be a whole-ass book. Includes one of my favorite depiction of the Chaos Insurgency.

Take It Away, My Darling
by Uncle Nicolini and DarkStuff
The Wilson's Wildlife Solutions series. Nico and Darkstuff are both excellent tale authors and consistently so. Nico's tales about Fae Wilson are always a treat.

Speed Demon
by A Random Day
The Third Law series. Self contained, a fun take on a sci-fi city with fast cars, criminals and lesbians.

How To Clean A Polyester Dress
by UraniumEmpire
A novella about TERFs, foul living spaces, and doll-things. A very hard subject matter to write well, especially from the perspective of a hateful protagonist but UE pulls it off without a hitch.

Not for the faint of heart, take the content warnings seriously.

The Cool War
by Randomini
The AWCY series. A trip the whole way through.

Art

L♡VETERMINAL
by LOVEMARGINAL
My favorite SCP artist, frankly look at all her works.

Survival in a Sun Stricken World
by EmotionalEntropy
A beautiful painting in the setting of When Day Breaks

SWEET PHIL and HELLA DOUG
by RosySaturniidae
If I have to see this than so do you. A must see for On Guard 43 fans.

CSS

Flopstyle: DARK
by Lt Flops
With the sheer amount of variants, the detailed documentation, the functionality and the all around pretty theme in general this is by far by favorite theme on the site. It has a piss variant and a milk variant for god's sake!

Lumina Crash
by EstrellaYoshte
Estrella is the queen of the theme. I mean look how pretty this is.

Authors

Authors so solid it's difficult for me to recommend a single work

HarryBlank
Read On Guard 43 I beg of you. Best cannon on the site bar none.

Rounderhouse
Redtape, UnderVegas, Site-7, his stand alone works, hell even his Author Page is a sight to behold. Read Rounderhouse.

Tufto
This user should write a book . Seriously talented.

daveyoufool
This user has written a book series, Neverstone. Finished reading the second book recently, good stuff. DYF does a specific kind of comedy really well. This can be seen in Neverstone, and also on the wiki through his GOIs The Three Moons Initiative and Totleighsoft. Very Douglas Adams.

IronShears
This user makes whole ass games and uploads them to the wiki. If that doesn't impress you I don't know what to tell you.

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Authorial Will

If I'm uncontactable for over a year (very unlikely IMO, try over Discord), order of preference for who gets my stuff/gets to make decisions over my stuff is thus:

- Co-authors get full ownership of whatever I wrote with them, do as you wish, sandboxes included.

- If no co-authors, or they too are gone: the owner/curators for any hubs (for canons, series, departments, GOIs, that sort of thing) on which I intentionally posted an article, may make whatever edits they desire to make the work fit better in their setting (i.e. for Willie Wettle Washed up While Walking dododevil and HarryBlank have explicit permission to do this). They may not choose to delete these articles however.

- Whatever's left UncleNicolini can have if they want it. If they don't, give it to Curation Team, or whatever newfangled equivalent staff has, to deal with.