popsioak's garden! come look at shit. (or stuff fertilized with it)

behold, my STUFF

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I like trees.

hi, im popsioak

i was away

now im not, and im back

i will be writing more eventually

i specialize in a lot of things

but also not a lot of things

thank you for reading :)

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Newer Self-Seeded SCPs

SCP-L119

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Rating: +48
Comments: 9
+/- : +56/-8
Last Comment: Ampyrsand (13 Sep 2026 15:32)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (12 Sep 2026 04:10)

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bureaucracy foundation-personnel in-saffron-sands keter lost-series political scp

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SCP-L527

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Rating: +68
Comments: 9
+/- : +69/-1
Last Comment: MoonfishRW (17 Aug 2026 19:39)
Last Edit: Heck_Tech (03 Aug 2026 07:49)

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+ Tags

animal cephalopod cetacean crustacean esoteric-class fish ghost lost-series phenomenon scp

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SCP-L804

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Rating: +48
Comments: 6
+/- : +54/-6
Last Comment: Ch4rredC0rpze (12 Jul 2026 23:00)
Last Edit: Jerden (26 Aug 2026 09:04)

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esoteric-class knowledge lost-series no-wave scp sculpture

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SCP-L096

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Rating: +86
Comments: 7
+/- : +92/-6
Last Comment: Sylvester_Prince (10 Jul 2026 00:38)
Last Edit: QQuickSilver2 (10 Jul 2026 11:23)

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alive bleak esoteric-class humanoid lost-series sapient scp

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SCP-9943

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Rating: +62
Comments: 20
+/- : +65/-3
Last Comment: Lakshi (16 Sep 2026 21:47)
Last Edit: popsioak (25 Sep 2026 20:19)

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empathic euclid historical in-saffron-sands location political scp sportscon2026 telepathic thaumaturgy

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Older Self-Seeded SCPs

(Random)

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SCP-5265

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Rating: +54
Comments: 8
+/- : +64/-10
Last Comment: Maxyfran73 (06 Jan 2022 00:56)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (26 Aug 2026 04:03)

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autonomous biological bleak euclid extremity historical horror in-saffron-sands sapient scp

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SCP-5581

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Rating: +74
Comments: 12
+/- : +87/-13
Last Comment: getrobo (08 Apr 2021 21:14)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (23 Aug 2026 14:40)

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audio cognitohazard extraterrestrial hostile keter location media scp teleportation transfiguration visual

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SCP-5903

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Rating: +50
Comments: 3
+/- : +61/-11
Last Comment: Maxyfran73 (05 Jan 2022 23:31)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (24 Aug 2026 21:16)

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biohazard biological body-horror fantasy food horror in-saffron-sands keter plant scp self-repairing thaumaturgy

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SCP-5355

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Rating: +111
Comments: 11
+/- : +122/-11
Last Comment: Tamagoaway (15 Sep 2021 13:52)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (26 Aug 2026 04:39)

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mechanical safe scp transfiguration weapon

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SCP-5689

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Rating: +65
Comments: 12
+/- : +88/-23
Last Comment: Jack Newhouse (30 Aug 2022 01:09)
Last Edit: aismallard (29 Dec 2023 04:51)

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abnormalities acoustic building empathic euclid hallucination hard-to-destroy-reptile immobile liquid plant reptile scp sensory tickle-monster visual

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Co-Created Conifers

SCP-4218: alexylvauniversity.edu and Administrative Leave with TechSorcerer2747 Horror

+ huh

THE FINAL ASSIGNMENT SHALL BE TO DEVISE A CONTRAPTION POWERFUL ENOUGH THAT ITS MERE EXISTENCE ENSURES ALEXYLVA UNIVERSITY WILL BE SAFE FROM HER ENEMIES UNTIL HER HALLOWED HALLS CRUMBLE TO DUST.

No, it was not the blade which had killed him. Rather, curiosity killed the cat.

I really don’t know what to say about this one. Anomalous Khan Academy involving Anderson trying to take over an entire dimension through students’ final exams is an absolutely nutty topic, even for me.

SCP-4457: Assopods with glewmie Horror (Body)

+ huh

DIGESTION GOT YOU DOWN?

SCP-5111: Fermi, Exterminated with WinterShadow Horror (Space)

+ genocide but in

I SAW AN EVIL WITH MY OWN EYES, BUT MY LENSES DEVOURED MY INSIDES

SCP-5550: I, Singh, My Body Collected with Brewsterion 1017 Drama (Interpersonal)

+ sikh scp

You're dead. You have been for 200 years.

SCP-5250: Act I: The Lake South, The Deer North with Dyslexion Horror (Psychological)

+ corpsecon winner!

You laugh. What a silly deer.

SCP-9210: HOMESCHOOLING with TroutMaskReplica Comedy

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TEN THOUSAND SCHOOLS UPON YE!

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Thistly Telling Of Transcribed Tales

(Random)

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Remember Me as a Time of Day

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Rating: +13
Comments: 2
+/- : +13/-0
Last Comment: Maxyfran73 (06 Jan 2022 02:37)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (25 Aug 2026 07:45)

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fantasy in-saffron-sands slice-of-life tale

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Last Train Home

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Rating: +27
Comments: 2
+/- : +27/-0
Last Comment: Maxyfran73 (06 Jan 2022 00:35)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (23 Aug 2026 20:41)

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fantasy in-saffron-sands slice-of-life tale

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You Can't Live There Forever

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Rating: +36
Comments: 3
+/- : +37/-1
Last Comment: Maxyfran73 (06 Jan 2022 00:47)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (25 Aug 2026 04:00)

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bleak fantasy in-saffron-sands slice-of-life tale

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Lo! Behold The Tiger, Valiant is He!

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Rating: +29
Comments: 4
+/- : +29/-0
Last Comment: Lakshi (13 Sep 2026 10:23)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (25 Aug 2026 04:08)

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fantasy historical in-saffron-sands surrealism tale

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It's Only A Lock If You Forget The Key

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Rating: +15
Comments: 5
+/- : +16/-1
Last Comment: Lakshi (22 Sep 2026 17:22)
Last Edit: ObsoleteCorpse (26 Sep 2026 09:56)

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chase fantasy in-saffron-sands no-dialogue second-person tale

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THE BIG HUB: In Saffron Sands

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Total Tally of To-Do Trees

1. live

2. write stuff

3. keep on keeping on

4. even when your hope is gone

5. move along move along

6. iunno, do stuff i guess

7. ???

8. Profit

fanart section coming soon yaaay