Gee i wonder who wrote this.
PPSSSSSSSST……….
Ya want some good stuff? Well, get out of the ocean, dammit, this ain't a restaurant!
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SCPs
SCP-8219
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Latest comment: Bewildered Owl at 01 Jan 2026 06:57
Last edited: poltatherian at 19 May 2026 19:00
SCP-8219 — Leaf Me Alone by poltatherian ▸ More by this Author ◂ {$comments2} F.A.Q. {$doesthisfixthebug} Item#: 8219 Level3 Containment Class: keter ...
tags: absurdism bureaucracy explained keter parasitic sapient scp telepathic
SCP-1671-J
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Latest comment: The Frodmaer Club at 12 Jan 2026 01:27
Last edited: poltatherian at 12 Dec 2025 14:30
SCP-1671-J — An Apple A Day by poltatherian ▸ More by this Author ◂ {$comments2} F.A.Q. {$doesthisfixthebug} Your the eye of my ass of something idk Item#:...
tags: concept doctor-clef doctor-king folklore-dept food joke mind-affecting mobile neutralized scp spatial
SCP-9950
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Latest comment: Idkwhatnametoput52 at 18 Nov 2025 03:57
Last edited: Naepic at 27 Jan 2026 23:27
SCP-9950 — Ideate, Decelerate, Abate. by poltatherian ▸ More by this Author ◂ {$comments2} F.A.Q. {$doesthisfixthebug} Item#: 9950 Level2 Containment...
tags: autonomous children-of-the-torch concept esoteric-class extradimensional memetic noosphere parasitic sapient sarkic scp
SCP-8218
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Latest comment: Chatttheleaper1 at 21 Feb 2026 21:30
Last edited: poltatherian at 09 Mar 2026 11:03
There is no honor in war but what if there was? close Info X SCP-8218 - Honorable Combat by poltatherian If you enjoyed this than consider checking out my Author Page :) ...
tags: apocalyptic esoteric-class humanoid location political scp transfiguration uncontained
SCP-8569
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Latest comment: Alexvastbehold at 01 Mar 2026 11:27
Last edited: UncannyClown at 08 Apr 2026 18:28
Remember what you lost close Info X SCP-8569 - All The Holy Lands Before You by poltatherian If you enjoyed this than consider checking out my Author Page :) ...
tags: building extradimensional foundation-made k-class-scenario keter phenomenon portal religious scp spatial tactical-theology yossarian-leiner
SCP-9131
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Latest comment: Agent-23 at 10 Mar 2026 22:34
Last edited: poltatherian at 11 Apr 2026 16:17
Take The Call And Prepare To Brawl. SCP-9131 - Booths Brawling by poltatherian ▸ More by this Author ◂ {$comments2} F.A.Q. {$doesthisfixthebug} A photo of...
tags: artifact chicago-spirit mind-affecting safe scp
SCP-9460
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 31 Mar 2026 18:47
Last edited: poltatherian at 25 Apr 2026 18:35
Flight is an acclimation of the soul. close Info X SCP-9460 - My Wooden Wings By poltatherian If you enjoyed this than consider checking out my Author Page :) SCP-9460 ...
tags: comedy euclid sapient scp vehicle
SCP-9520
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Latest comment: guardhound at 16 Apr 2026 14:28
Last edited: poltatherian at 15 Apr 2026 15:45
You’re fawning over something that, arguably, doesn’t deserve to live by the natural order. close Info X This article includes CWs for: implications of animal and institutional...
tags: co-authored ethics-committee euclid heartwarming metamorphic sapient scp
SCP-9206
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Latest comment: Proasek at 29 Apr 2026 00:58
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:10
Football is a game about scoring more goals than the opponent. module "wiki/CssModule"...
tags: alive ambrose-restaurant animal are-we-cool-yet bird chaos-on-the-monolith comedy dr-wondertainment game gamers-against-weed global-occult-coalition knowledge manna-charitable-foundation mind-affecting sapient scp sport thaumiel transfiguration
Tales
All You Are Is You
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 04 Aug 2025 17:43
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:17
▷ Show Code ◁ △ Hide Code △ Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) You wake to the stench of sweat and vomit clogging your throat, the ground...
tags: bleak chaos-on-the-monolith horizon-initiative stillborn-skies tale
All They Are Is Them
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 14 Aug 2025 15:49
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 19 May 2026 23:00
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) You wake to the sound of a door creaking open. Getting up from you're white mattress, clutching your neck,...
tags: bittersweet chaos-on-the-monolith horizon-initiative stillborn-skies tale
All We Are Is Us
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 17 Aug 2025 11:42
Last edited: poltatherian at 19 May 2026 12:05
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) You awoke to a sound that you hoped to never hear again. SCP-001-27, Prepare for testing. You're baggy eyes are...
tags: bittersweet chaos-on-the-monolith hard-to-destroy-reptile stillborn-skies tale
ADNAN'S ALIBI
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 21 Aug 2025 18:08
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:18
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) You wake to the sound of distant water dripping. You open you're eyes to find the air conditioning malfunctioning, I'll...
tags: bittersweet chaos-on-the-monolith etdp horizon-initiative stillborn-skies tale the-administrator
BERNARD'S BALLAD
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Latest comment: xexnoncores at 31 Aug 2025 01:03
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:18
▷ Show Code ◁ △ Hide Code △ Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. ...
tags: bittersweet chaos-on-the-monolith etdp horizon-initiative saturn-deer stillborn-skies tale
SAMUEL'S SERENADE
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Latest comment: (user deleted) at 26 Aug 2025 21:35
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:19
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) You wake to the sounds of knocking. You jump out of bed, shouting out a COMING! to let whoever's outside know of...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith etdp horizon-initiative oria stillborn-skies tale
All You Were Was You
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 08 Sep 2025 17:50
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:17
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) ▷ Show Code ◁ △ Hide Code △ Say, how are you holding up? A nurse says as she rummages through a pill...
tags: chaos-insurgency chaos-on-the-monolith horizon-initiative religious-fiction stillborn-skies tale
All They Will Be Is Them
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 12 Sep 2025 18:11
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:16
close Info X Written by poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) Content warning: This article contains copious amounts of human and insect body horror. ...
tags: body-horror chaos-on-the-monolith cousin-johnny horror stillborn-skies tale
Ashes Of Babylon
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 13 Nov 2025 21:15
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:16
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) It was a boring day, in retrospect. Grey skies hung over a place that was simultaneously too big and too...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith horizon-initiative religious-fiction sapphire stillborn-skies tale the-critic three-portlands
All We Were Was Us
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 30 Sep 2025 17:05
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 18 May 2026 04:42
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) ▷ Show Code ◁ △ Hide Code △ You lie in bed, unable to sleep. You don't bother checking the time; the...
tags: chaos-insurgency chaos-on-the-monolith horizon-initiative religious-fiction sapphire stillborn-skies tale
FIRSTBORN SOUL
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Latest comment: Gelbsucht_IE at 13 Nov 2025 22:42
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:16
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) A woman stands alone on an island, The birth of the anointed one, only for The Most Sacred to see. Beneath the...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith pattern-screamer poetry religious-fiction stillborn-skies tale three-portlands
SODA SODOMY
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Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 07 Oct 2025 18:57
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:16
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) ▷ Show Code ◁ △ Hide Code △ Head of the Horizon Initiatives external relations division, Daniel Carson,...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith horizon-initiative political religious-fiction stillborn-skies tale
Hollow Knife
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Latest comment: DrIbarazaki at 10 Nov 2025 19:10
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 17 May 2026 21:05
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) 6 Years Before H-hey, good morning. Oh, you 're early today. Yeah, couldn't sleep. I'll have the usual. ...
tags: bittersweet hogslice tale the-specter
Site Security Orientation
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Latest comment: TimeDiver155 at 26 Dec 2025 12:13
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 18 May 2026 03:27
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this consider checking out my Author Page :) Hello hello, uhh my name is Ricardo Hemlock, head of Site-19’s Janitorial department, and don’t worry! I’m...
tags: orientation tale
Count To Ten
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Latest comment: DirEthan at 27 Dec 2025 07:31
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:17
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this consider checking out my Author Page :) ▷ Show Code ◁ △ Hide Code △ I was never really good at math, couldn’t solve an integral to save my life,...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith horizon-initiative stillborn-skies tale
Failure Frame
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Latest comment: Animal Hospital at 29 Dec 2025 00:21
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 17 May 2026 21:16
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this consider checking out my Author Page :) REFRACTION noun re·frac·tion ri-ˈfrak-shən The deflection from a straight path undergone by a light ray or a wave...
tags: art-exchange tale
Ashur’s Atypical Adventure For Post Assyrian Actualization
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 13 Feb 2026 04:07
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 17 May 2026 19:53
close Info X If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out my Author Page :) by poltatherian 30 Ashur’s Atypical Adventure For Post Assyrian Actualization Mightiest...
tags: action bittersweet moon-champion no-return tale
PERFECT PREPARATION
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Latest comment: esther619 at 24 Mar 2026 12:00
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 18 May 2026 05:07
Poltatherian If you enjoyed this consider checking out my Author Page :) ▷ Show Code ◁ △ Hide Code △ Eli Burgess yawned as he adjusted his belt. His boots almost fusing with the...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith religious-fiction saturn-deer stillborn-skies tale
Dragging Wheat
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Latest comment: esther619 at 27 Mar 2026 15:34
Last edited: Naepic at 26 Apr 2026 03:26
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It's too late for regrets. Poltatherian If you enjoyed this consider checking out my Author Page :) The old man rocked in his wooden chair, looking up at the rising sun. The chirps and...
tags: apocalyptic bittersweet cain religious-fiction tale
The Early Bird
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 01 May 2026 20:05
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:19
close Info X If you enjoyed this consider checking out my Author Page :) There is a cold darkness. There is a singular light. There is a cutting board. Three candles...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith fantasy religious-fiction tale
GoI Formats
Critter Profile: Stickky!
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Latest comment: Callithrixjacchus at 16 Jan 2026 11:25
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 17 May 2026 23:14
close Info X Critter Profile: Stickky! By poltatherian If you enjoyed this than consider checking out my Author Page :) Critter Profile: Stickky! Overview! Name:...
tags: comedy faeowynn-wilson goi-format wilsons-wildlife
Nineteenth Horizon Initiative Donation
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Latest comment: Eeveerian at 08 Aug 2025 21:30
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 18 May 2026 05:17
close Info X Nineteenth Horizon Initiative Donation By poltatherian If you enjoyed this than consider checking out my Author Page :) Graciously donated by the Horizon...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith goi-format horizon-initiative horror manna-charitable-foundation stillborn-skies
Untitled Metamorphic Piece, Circa: 2525
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Latest comment: demolitionderpy at 11 Oct 2025 19:24
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:21
STILLBORN SKIES Hub » Untitled metamorphic piece, Circa 2525 close Info X Untitled Metamorphic Piece, Circa: 2525 By poltatherian If you enjoyed this than consider checking out my...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith goi-format madao stillborn-skies
Secure Facility Dossier: CHAPTERHOUSE-1
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Latest comment: mysticgalaxy at 06 Jan 2026 05:07
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:21
close Info X Secure Facility Dossier: CHAPTERHOUSE-1 By poltatherian If you enjoyed this than consider checking out my Author Page :) + Show component code - Hide...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith goi-format horizon-initiative stillborn-skies
A.I.E Activation Log-F232
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 07 May 2026 08:42
Last edited: Jerden at 18 May 2026 04:09
close Info X A.I.E Activation Log-F232 By poltatherian If you enjoyed this than consider checking out my Author Page :) SOULCHAT ACCESS Verifying Horizon Initiative...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith goi-format horizon-initiative stillborn-skies
Others
STILLBORN SKIES Hub
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 29 Dec 2025 16:43
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 19 May 2026 08:36
STILLBORN SKIES HUB Indeed, with hardship comes ease REQUIRED READING SCP-001 - Thirty Six by djoric Dmatix 'Help three old men make the world young again,...
tags: chaos-on-the-monolith hub series-hub stillborn-skies
Poltatherian's Pelagic Pantry
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 28 Feb 2026 12:05
Last edited: ObsoleteCorpse at 18 May 2026 05:10
Poltatherian Gee i wonder who wrote this. PPSSSSSSSST . Ya want some good stuff? Well, get out of the ocean, dammit, this ain't a...
tags: author
We Are Running Out of Integers And That’s Okay
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Latest comment: poltatherian at 18 May 2026 05:06
Last edited: poltatherian at 18 May 2026 08:33
This is an essay by poltatherian aiming to express my and many others' grievances regarding recent policy discussions sparked by the Slot Crisis . As well as giving a counterproposal that will...
tags: essay
Collaborations
Still here? Your funeral, then.
SCP-8219 Leaf me alone
This was inspired by that damn leaf in my pool that won't go away. I'm content with this piece regardless of its less-than-stellar rating, though I can't get that one rewrite I had for this that would've played it seriously out of my head. I decided against it to address the flaws of the article itself rather than make a new one. How the hell is this so highly rated now? Eh, who cares? I'm not complaining.
SCP-1671-J An Apple A Day…
Thought of this while scrolling on Twitter. I have only recently realized that this is just Satoru Gojo as an apple. (Also, this technically clefdraki core idk)
SCP-9950 .Ideate . Decelerate . Abate.
Turned out waaay different from what I would’ve thought it would. Might revisit this one someday, though. It’s quite the conceptual goldmine.
SCP-8569 All The Holy Lands Before You
A revised version of my first-ever work on the site. My proudest article as of writing.
SCP-8218 Honorable Combat
Ever thought that Country Humans were too gay and Hetalia was too pacifist? This one's for you.
SCP-9131 Booths & Boxing
A prequel to 8218 as well as an exploration of human nature.
SCP-9460 My Wooden Wings
The author avatar, wanted to do a more comedic thing for it.
My first tale ever, I've had the idea in my head for a while, but never got to it….until I got off my ass and just wrote it. Third-best decision of my life. Other than that, I've always loved the thirty-six proposal and wrote this to give back to the community in a way.
One of my favorite things I've done, I'm glad my little one-off tale for my favorite 001 could expand to what it has.
The first intermission of this series, I wanted to give some development to Mary, so that's what this was. 682's characterization was difficult, but I think he fulfilled his role in the story well.
First tale I've officially written for etdp, specifically, I wasn't going to at first, but it fit the timeline and there weren't any new tales for it anyway, so yeah.
Short little tale about grief, I'm not quite pleased with what I did with Saturn Deer tho.
An homage to my favorite third law tale. The golem is just such a cool concept I couldn't resist writing about it, and how the initiative could make something so powerful.
Really love what I did with the CSS with this one, love the character development too!
I've always loved SCP-3004 and had quite a few ideas about it. This is the culmination of that, dont worry, it's relatively standalone tho.
Favorite thing I've done ever.
Really stretching the naming convention with this one, might be my last tale to use it. As for the content of the tale, having the Horizon Initiative and Chaos Insurgency join forces was quite a novel idea on my part, making so much way for interesting stories.
Really glad about how this turned out. Originally, this was going to be a long-form tale from a pattern screamer's perspective, but I got lost in the sauce of character building and scrapped the idea when I realized this would be a horrible intro to the series.
Second and probably last time Daniel is shown doing his job.
Damien’s lack of tales in the site is criminal. This goes for the dark sushi goi as well soooo…have both!
I've been fascinated by the P-90 guards in containment breach ever since I started to think more about the Foundation's command structure. Thus, here's an orientation for them.
Some worldbuilding and characterization for the new Tribunal.
My art exchange 2025 gift for animalhospital. I think the title is also an anime or something idk my subconscious does that.
Ashur’s Atypical Adventure For Post Assyrian Actualization
A tale from my very soul about two of my favourite SCP's (PLUS THERE'S A FIGHT SCENE.)
The last entry in Stillborn Skies before Act 3, mostly a character introduction.
Speaking of act three…
Surprisingly enough, this was supposed to be a part of a longer horror piece. But then I realized that it didn't fit and decided to make it standalone.
Probably the most fun thing I've written. You'd be surprised to know this was going to be a horror piece, actually. But hey, nothing beats bugs in Sombreros.
Nineteenth Horizon Initiative Donation
My first 10+ article, really proud of it personally. It serves sorta as a "bad ending" to my thirty-six related tales.
Untitled metamorphic piece, Circa 2525
I can't believe it's not underwater fifthism!
Secure Facility Dossier: CHAPTERHOUSE-1
Most unique thing I’ve written overall. I’m quite proud of it, though, and hey, I’d much rather do this than make up the universal texts.
Dark Sushi File No. 111 "Hamburger Steak"
Rushed dark sushi thing I made in my short Beyblade phase, I think it's cool tho.
It's a hub for my tale series. Yea.
You can really breathe for a long time, huh?
ACHIEVEMENTS:
How do I breathe, you ask? Well, I don't, do you see a blowhole on my trebuchet?
ABOUT ME
I'm six foot, btw
Heya there! The name's poltatherian or Polt for short.1
Anyways, I'm just your average Turkish dude that's been a fan of SCP for a while, though up until recently I've just been a lurker. I don't have much to put here, but I might as well tell you about some things I like and talk about on my Twitter [[@poltatherian]]
- Anime
- video games of all sorts (Hollow Knight is the best game OAT fight me)2
- card games
- Kagurabachi3
- Recep ivedik
Now for my top 12 favorite SCPs in no particular order
- SCP-3812
- SCP-3740
- SCP-6217
- SCP-6666
- SCP-7920
- SCP-7140
- SCP-7925
- SCP-8057
- SCP-8190
- SCP-4755
- SCP-8198
- SCP-8018
"In the Name of Allah—the Most Compassionate, Most Merciful. All praise is for Allah—Lord of all worlds, the Most Compassionate, Most Merciful, Master of the Day of Judgment. You alone we worship and You alone we ask for help. ou ˹alone˺ we worship and You ˹alone˺ we ask for help. the Path of those You have blessed—not those You are displeased with, or those who are astray."
-Surah Al-Fatihah
AUTHOR WILL
In the event that I go inactive on the site & am unable to be contacted for 5 years. I give all my works to the community. It's the least I can do for this amazing site that has helped me so much.
YOU CAN LEAVE NOW. WE'RE CLOSED!!!
aquaman ass….
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