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SCP-6595 — Things Just Seem to Happen to People Who Don't Drink Wilkins!
"Hey there science guy! I heard you didn't like Wilkins coffee."

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SCP-6750 — Halloween Safety Tips, Presented by Sam Hain
"Halloween was invented by Scottish cobbler Eugene H. O’ween in 1862 when he realized he could cheat on his wife more efficiently if he had an excuse to leave the house in a disguise."

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SCP-6597 — Whale, I'm Boned
"I WOULD LIKE PEOPLE TO START KILLING MORE ELEPHANTS AND WHALES."

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SCP-6000-Jay — The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
A Collaboration with LimeyyLimeyy
"He paused. ‘Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.’"

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SCP-6598 — Flippant
A Collaboration with J DuneJ Dune, HarryBlankHarryBlank, and CremoCremo
"SCP-6598 is having a good day today."

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SCP-3837 — Corn Goblin
A Collaboration with TstafforTstaffor
"You're a man of honor and reverence. You may call me Cornelius, how may I serve you?"

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SCP-6380 — The Irish Problem
A “Collaboration” with RounderhouseRounderhouse
"Don't ever fuck with Richard Chappell."

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SCP-6599 — HOGSLICE
A Collaboration with J DuneJ Dune
Winner of the SCPD Meme Contest
"—HOGSLICE"

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SCP-6003 — Beacon
A Collaboration with AnActualCrowAnActualCrow and J DuneJ Dune
Twelfth Place in the SCP-6000 Contest
"SCP-6003-1 is a 50-meter tall, smooth, wooden pillar at the center of SCP-6003, taking the form of an early 1940s lighthouse. SCP-6003-1 is not in an operational state."

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SCP-7525-EX — The Slot Goblin
A Collaboration with HarryBlankHarryBlank
"'YOU HAVE BEEN GOBLINED BY THE SLOT GOBLIN' [sic] and 'FUCK YOU AND YOUR SLOT' [sic] appear on the top and bottom of the picture, respectively."

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SCP-5417 — ‘Cize Up!: A Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Program
"What are we waiting for? Let's 'Cize Up!"

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SCP-5592 — You’re Really a Part of Me
Featured Article
" …The discovery of the deceased body of Lauren Neilson encased between Higgins' dermis and epidermis."

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SCP-5486 — Conjunction Immemorial
A Collaboration with Grigori KarpinGrigori Karpin
"The entity no longer must possess a specific person, but can instead form noospheric connections to conceptual constructs within a given culture."

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SCP-5593 — Unclogged
JamCon 2021 Entry: "Marine"
"Of course, just my luck I end up with the Italians."

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SCP-5596 — The Love Doctor
Fourth Place SCP in the 2021 Cupid Contest
"You got Clammy, right? We all remember this? I'm not insane here?"

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SCP-5787 — Bad Things Happen in Philadelphia
A Collaboration with J DuneJ Dune
Featured Article
"Behold! The personification of The Glorious Wit-Witout!"

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SCP-5594 — Fine Dine and Good Spirits
"Now, I haven't had a good steak in years and I'm hungry. Let's eat, friends."

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SCP-5595 — Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site-Director, Gumball Machine
Featured Article
"THE MOON IS WHITE, DUMBASS."

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SCP-5620 — Poems of the Badalisc
"Tired of his job, I see"

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SCP-5364— Seventy Millimeter Projector
"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MY LOVE"

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