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SCP-7591 — Alex Thorley Kills a Guy
"They definitely killed someone."

[+108]

SCP-7595 — Telepathic Frogs
"Go find frogs. Come back after you found frogs."

[+160]

SCP-7590 — David Schwimmer Died Again
"While scouting the 'Central Perk' set with a Friends producer, Schwimmer underwent spontaneous human combustion…"

[+114]

SCP-7001 — Site-19
"We will not fall."

[+322]

SCP-6593 — Only Cans
"Fuck, you make me want to dispense something so bad."

[+134]

SCP-6594 — Birthday Bash
"Today is my birthday."

[+97]

SCP-6592 — The Biz Wiz Experience
"What's up everyone! I'm Richie Marks, the Business Wizard, and welcome to the Biz Wiz Experience! Your one-stop-shop for all the advice, stories, and knowledge the other bullshitters won't give you!"

[+52]

SCP-618 — Slim Pickin's
"Subject cries and refuses to eat."

[+113]

Plauge's Proposal — The Great Seal
"That's a great seal.”

[+130]

SCP-6542 — Virgin Dairy 2: SECOND CHURNING
A “Collaboration” with JakdragonXJakdragonX, LORDXVNVLORDXVNV, J DuneJ Dune, RounderhouseRounderhouse, TanhonyTanhony, DarnellJermaineDarnellJermaine, stephlynchstephlynch, & LirynLiryn
"FOR THAT IS HOW I MIGHT SHOW YOU THE WAY FROM MILKUTH TO CHEDDAR.”

[+135]

SCP-6596 — 8 Mile: The Beast of Lust and Hatred Born
"A trick, a gaffe, you think me a fool?
No gifts, food, or drink? Now that is uncool."

[+134]

SCP-6595 — Things Just Seem to Happen to People Who Don't Drink Wilkins!
"Hey there science guy! I heard you didn't like Wilkins coffee."

[+160]


SCP-6750 — Halloween Safety Tips, Presented by Sam Hain
A Collaboration with J DuneJ Dune
"I am your horrible host and certified boogie-man Sam Hein, and tonight we’re talking about HALLOWEEN, everyone!"

[+94]

SCP-6597 — Whale, I'm Boned
"I WOULD LIKE PEOPLE TO START KILLING MORE ELEPHANTS AND WHALES."

[+127]

SCP-6000-Jay — The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
A Collaboration with LimeyyLimeyy
"He paused. ‘Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.’"

[+120]

SCP-6598 — Flippant
A Collaboration with J DuneJ Dune, HarryBlankHarryBlank, and CremoCremo
"SCP-6598 is having a good day today."

[+217]

SCP-3837 — The Maize Knight
A Collaboration with TstafforTstaffor
"You're a man of honor and reverence. You may call me Cornelius, how may I serve you?"

[+92]

SCP-6380 — The Irish Problem
A “Collaboration” with RounderhouseRounderhouse
"Don't ever fuck with Richard Chappell."

[+161]

SCP-6599 — HOGSLICE
A Collaboration with J DuneJ Dune
Winner of the SCPD Meme Contest
"—HOGSLICE"

[+521]

SCP-6003 — Beacon
A Collaboration with AnActualCrowAnActualCrow and J DuneJ Dune
Twelfth Place in the SCP-6000 Contest
"SCP-6003-1 is a 50-meter tall, smooth, wooden pillar at the center of SCP-6003, taking the form of an early 1940s lighthouse. SCP-6003-1 is not in an operational state."

[+288]

SCP-7525-EX — The Slot Goblin
A Collaboration with HarryBlankHarryBlank
"'YOU HAVE BEEN GOBLINED BY THE SLOT GOBLIN' [sic] and 'FUCK YOU AND YOUR SLOT' [sic] appear on the top and bottom of the picture, respectively."

[+152]

SCP-6591 — ‘Cize Up!: A Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Program
"What are we waiting for? Let's 'Cize Up!"

[+102]

SCP-5592 — You’re Really a Part of Me
Featured Article
" …The discovery of the deceased body of Lauren Neilson encased between Higgins' dermis and epidermis."

[+81]

SCP-5486 — Conjunction Immemorial
A Collaboration with Grigori KarpinGrigori Karpin
"The entity no longer must possess a specific person, but can instead form noospheric connections to conceptual constructs within a given culture."

[+145]

SCP-5593 — Unclogged
JamCon 2021 Entry: "Marine"
"Of course, just my luck I end up with the Italians."

[+87]

SCP-5596 — The Love Doctor
Fourth Place SCP in the 2021 Cupid Contest
"You got Clammy, right? We all remember this? I'm not insane here?"

[+118]

SCP-5787 — Bad Things Happen in Philadelphia
A Collaboration with J DuneJ Dune
Featured Article
"Behold! The personification of The Glorious Wit-Witout!"

[+247]

SCP-5594 — Fine Dine and Good Spirits
"Now, I haven't had a good steak in years and I'm hungry. Let's eat, friends."

[+86]

SCP-5595 — Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site-Director, Gumball Machine
Featured Article
"YES. MR. LAGUE FORMALLY INVITED ME TO FILL IN THE POSITION OF SITE DIRECTOR WHILE HE WAS ON VACATION."

[+204]

SCP-7599 — Poems of the Badalisc
"Tired of his job, I see"

[+92]

SCP-5364 — Seventy Millimeter Projector
"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MY LOVE"

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