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Personnel File

Dr. Placeholder, circa 2001.
IDENTIFIER Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate, PhD.
SAFETY ACCESS Level IV Clearance
CURRENT FUNCTION Pataphysics Department Head
PRIOR FUNCTIONS 'Pataphysics Department Head; Site-15 Director; I. T. Department Head; Junior AI Systems Technician & Research Staff
CHRONOLOGY Hired through typical channels for notable performance in computer science. Assigned to I. T. Department at Site-15 in 1993. Promoted to Department Head in 1996 for notable performance in the containment of SCP-5241. Promoted to Site Director in 2004. Reassigned to the 'Pataphysics Department in 2020 per personal request. Promoted to Department Head in 2027 for notable developments in Theoretical 'Pataphysics. Founded the Archetypicals Division in 2034.
QUOTATION Yes, I'm aware that my name is ridiculous. No, I can't tell you about it. Sometimes reality just doesn't make sense.
My Works
SOLO WORKS
Author Page | ||
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PLACEHOLDER STAFF DOCUMENT | +158 | edited 12 Oct 2023 17:48 commented 27 Feb 2024 06:35 |
SCP Articles | ||
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McDoctorate's Proposal | +293 | edited 21 Apr 2025 03:23 commented 17 Apr 2025 21:23 |
SCP-2011-EX | +225 | edited 19 Feb 2024 02:07 commented 11 Jun 2024 14:45 |
SCP-5241 | +264 | edited 08 Apr 2025 17:06 commented 14 Feb 2025 15:05 |
SCP-INTEGER | +736 | edited 08 Feb 2025 06:25 commented 11 May 2025 02:57 |
SCP-5485 | +117 | edited 19 Feb 2024 02:49 commented 31 Mar 2025 16:35 |
SCP-5756 | +179 | edited 15 Apr 2024 16:49 commented 18 Feb 2025 15:00 |
SCP-6416 | +195 | edited 26 Mar 2024 20:15 commented 18 Feb 2025 09:33 |
SCP-7579 | +346 | edited 14 May 2024 14:13 commented 18 Oct 2024 20:40 |
SCP-6276 | +177 | edited 11 Apr 2025 00:03 commented 18 Oct 2024 20:03 |
Tales | ||
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AI Classification Guide | +177 | edited 09 Oct 2024 19:22 commented 30 Jan 2022 20:07 |
BLANK | +132 | edited 01 Oct 2024 17:48 commented 03 Feb 2023 01:34 |
CAST | +111 | edited 01 Oct 2024 17:49 commented 24 Jan 2025 18:51 |
CONTEST CONTEST | +170 | edited 12 Oct 2024 17:01 commented 22 Sep 2024 20:22 |
PLACEHOLDER | +176 | edited 01 Oct 2024 17:48 commented 25 Nov 2024 06:36 |
Supplements | ||
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Abridged Retirement Proposals | +78 | edited 21 Apr 2025 03:24 commented 07 Feb 2025 19:48 |
Themes | ||
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BLANKSTYLE CSS | +73 | edited 26 Oct 2023 19:20 commented 12 Dec 2021 10:16 |
Retro AIAD Theme | +43 | edited 11 Mar 2021 08:50 commented 04 May 2021 12:53 |
COLLAB WORKS
SCP Articles |
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Abraka David's Proposal | +266 | edited 07 Nov 2023 16:04 commented 16 Apr 2025 10:44 |
Various |
Ihp/Locke Proposal | +584 | edited 21 Apr 2025 03:54 commented 23 Apr 2025 07:09 |
Ihp |
SCP-5956 | +491 | edited 04 May 2025 15:30 commented 06 Mar 2025 01:16 |
SCP-6500 | +955 | edited 08 Apr 2025 17:53 commented 04 Mar 2025 12:55 |
Ihp |
SCP-7243 | +336 | edited 05 Apr 2025 20:03 commented 01 Jan 2025 08:09 |
feat. |
SCP-7528 | +224 | edited 01 Oct 2024 18:28 commented 23 Dec 2024 01:03 |
SCP-7555 | +210 | edited 01 Aug 2024 18:57 commented 06 May 2025 23:14 |
SCP-7566 | +107 | edited 09 Oct 2024 20:57 commented 06 Jan 2025 18:25 |
Tales |
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FRAGMENTED / COMPILED | +91 | edited 11 Oct 2024 20:02 commented 31 Mar 2025 19:37 |
Facility Dossiers |
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Secure Facility Dossier: Area-12 | +119 | edited 16 Aug 2024 16:48 commented 16 May 2022 02:23 |
Hubs |
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ADMONITION | +600 | edited 04 Jul 2024 13:01 commented 17 Apr 2025 17:16 |
I, Hub (April Fools) | +102 | edited 11 Oct 2024 19:00 commented 06 Feb 2022 12:10 |
Various |
No Return Hub | +273 | edited 12 May 2025 18:30 commented 05 Jun 2024 00:18 |
Ihp |
Site-17 Deepwell Catalog | +312 | edited 02 Apr 2025 03:37 commented 29 Mar 2025 01:02 |
Supplements |
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Project Isorropía | +209 | edited 05 May 2025 15:41 commented 11 Feb 2025 13:38 |
Ihp |
SCP-5243 Video Transcripts | +135 | edited 15 Apr 2024 16:53 commented 04 Oct 2024 12:04 |
Themes |
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ADMONITION Theme | +55 | edited 23 Mar 2024 22:27 commented 15 May 2025 12:39 |
Basalt Theme | +251 | edited 07 Jul 2024 22:21 commented 06 Jul 2024 05:00 |
Bedrock Theme | +85 | edited 08 Jan 2024 13:14 commented 22 Jun 2024 20:59 |
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