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PUBLISHED: 25 Oct 2020 08:24
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rating: +49+x
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Dr. Placeholder, circa 2006.

IDENTIFIER: Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate, PhD.

SAFETY ACCESS: 5

FUNCTION: 'Pataphysics Department Head

CHRONOLOGY: Hired through typical channels for notable performance in computer science. Assigned to I. T. Department at Site-15 in 1993. Promoted to Department Head in 1996 for notable performance in the containment of SCP-5241. Promoted to Site Director in 2004. Reassigned to the 'Pataphysics Department in 2020 per personal request. Promoted to Department Head in 2027 for notable developments in Theoretical 'Pataphysics. Founded the Archetypicals Division in 2034.

QUOTATION: "Yes, I'm aware that my name is ridiculous. No, I can't tell you about it. Sometimes reality just doesn't make sense."

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SCPs


SCP-INTEGER
+301 49
Latest comment: BigMaxPorter at 20 Apr 2021 16:26
Last edited: Calibri Bold at 23 Jun 2021 05:10

ABSTRACT_RISK
+ CODE - CODE FILE SCP-INTEGER A self-abstracting semioplex. That's all. Info FILE: SCP-INTEGER A self-abstracting semioplex. That's all. ...
tags: doctor-mcdoctorate esoteric-class infohazard meta miscommunications nameless scp

SCP-6500
+329 180
Latest comment: Ethagon at 28 Jul 2021 19:45
Last edited: rattles at 02 Jul 2021 16:49

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. SCP-6499 | SCP-6500 | SCP-6501 ‡ Licensing / Citation ‡ Hide Licensing / Citation Cite this page as: For more information, see Licensing Guide. Licensing Disclosures The SCP ...
tags: 6000 alagadda artifact audio biological blackwood co-authored container d-11424 daevite deer-college doctor-light doctor-mcdoctorate entropic esoteric-class ethics-committee faeowynn-wilson global-occult-coalition grand-karcist-ion hanged-king hy-brasil interactive la-rue-macabre meta metallic narrative on-guard-43 portal religious ritual s&c-plastics scp serpents-hand spacetime temporal three-moons-initiative three-portlands wanderers-library weapon wilsons-wildlife

McDoctorate's Proposal
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Latest comment: Derpendary at 24 Apr 2021 02:17
Last edited: Nagiros at 22 Jun 2021 11:52

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McDoctorate's Proposal: The Placeholder _ More works by Placeholder McDLess works by Placeholder McD COLLABS Title Coauthor(s) SCP-5956 HarryBlank SCP-5241 Tyumen ...
tags: 001-proposal concept esoteric-class infohazard maria-jones media memory-affecting meta ontokinetic scp

SCP-6820
+195 43
Latest comment: Roundabouts at 28 Jul 2021 11:22
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 25 Jul 2021 17:25

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≡ [[/collapsible]] [[/=]] . The following documents were transmitted autonomously from an alternate universe (later designated AU-6820) per Statement 3.1 of the 1981...
tags: adaptive co-authored computer concept deepwell-catalog esoteric-class foundation-made hostile indestructible infohazard k-class-scenario light memecon2021-unofficial memetic memory-affecting meta metallic ontokinetic reptilian sapient scp sentient uncontained

SCP-5241
+116 9
Latest comment: Rounderhouse at 19 Oct 2020 20:23
Last edited: EstrellaYoshte at 20 May 2021 17:31

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Info SCP-5241: That Alien Message Don't let it out of the box. written by Placeholder McD on behalf of Team .AIC for the 2020 Canon Renaissance Contest ITEM NUMBER: SCP-5241...
tags: aiad antimemetic broken-god canon2020 cube doctor-mcdoctorate electronic esoteric-class hostile inscribed sapient scp sentient telepathic

SCP-2011-EX
+92 20
Latest comment: someauthordude at 19 Apr 2021 19:50
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 14 Jul 2021 04:08

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≡ [[/collapsible]] [[/=]] Item#: SCP-2011-EX Level5 Containment Class: explained Secondary Class: {$secondary-class} Disruption Class: {$disruption-class} ...
tags: cognitohazard explained historical jam-con2021 media musical recording scp

SCP-5485
+64 9
Latest comment: Placeholder McD at 20 Apr 2021 04:49
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 11 Apr 2021 02:44

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CODE CODE Item#: SCP-5485 Level5 Containment Class: pending Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: {$disruption-class} Risk Class: {$risk-class} link to memo ...
tags: aquatic building cognitohazard document esoteric-class infohazard jam-con2021 memetic mind-affecting scp spacetime visual

SCP-5756
+54 3
Latest comment: IsntItPacker at 15 Apr 2021 13:59
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 12 Jun 2021 21:55

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+ CODE - CODE Item#: SCP-5756 Level2 Containment Class: safe Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: vlam Risk Class: notice link to memo ...
tags: container extradimensional jam-con2021 metallic on-guard-43 safe scp

Tales


AI Classification Guide
+65 16
Latest comment: Rounderhouse at 19 Oct 2020 20:08
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 17 Jan 2021 03:48

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Info AI Classification Guide Written by Placeholder McD on behalf of Team .AIC for the 2020 Canon Renaissance Contest. All images created by me. Speech box code graciously provided by LurkD. ...
tags: aiad canon2020 glacon tale

PLACEHOLDER
+70 13
Latest comment: sandman9 at 20 Apr 2021 02:35
Last edited: Unihedron at 15 Jun 2021 18:43

IDCARD2
CODE CODE An elderly man strides across a carpeted stage, his wiry silver-gray hair bouncing along with him as he points to a messy diagram on the whiteboard. He'd abandoned the podium over an...
tags: doctor-mcdoctorate tale

BLANK
+52 9
Latest comment: Placeholder McD at 20 Apr 2021 04:52
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 03 May 2021 17:35

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CODE CODE A pair of glossy black dress shoes are firmly planted on one side of a lab bench. It's evident that they've been shined recently, as one could nearly make out the researcher occupying...
tags: doctor-mcdoctorate on-guard-43 tale

FRAGMENTED / COMPILED
+40 12
Latest comment: Ethagon at 26 Oct 2020 16:57
Last edited: Croquembouche at 01 Mar 2021 03:32


Info FRAGMENTED / COMPILED The final stage is without description. written by Team .AIC for the 2020 Canon Renaissance Contest This is the final installment of a series. If you...
tags: agent-lurk aiad audio broken-god canon2020 co-authored doctor-mcdoctorate glacon pattern-screamer tale

CAST
+32 4
Latest comment: Chumblus at 25 Apr 2021 23:55
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 03 May 2021 17:34


CODE CODE In Site-87's break room, the wide-windowed far wall allows the light of dawn to pour in, half-illuminating a light-blue coffee mug. The words GET IT? are visible on one side, though...
tags: doctor-mcdoctorate on-guard-43 tale

Others


Abridged Retirement Proposals
+33 12
Latest comment: TheJonyMyster at 24 Feb 2021 06:22
Last edited: LizardWizard at 03 Jul 2021 19:15


This page is collaborative! ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. FoldUnfold Table of Contents Translations: Dr. Quantum's Proposal: The Timer Dr. Swann's Proposal:...
tags: collaboration supplement

PLACEHOLDER STAFF DOCUMENT
+49 8
Latest comment: Placeholder McD at 30 Jan 2021 03:36
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 27 Jul 2021 16:46

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CODE CODE STAFF DOCUMENT EXTRANARRATIVE DATA Dr. Placeholder, circa 2006. IDENTIFIER: Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate, PhD. SAFETY ACCESS: 5 FUNCTION: 'Pataphysics Department Head...
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BLANKSTYLE CSS
+39 10
Latest comment: YellowISlol at 09 Jul 2021 20:35
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 30 Jun 2021 20:47

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Info BLANKSTYLE CSS By: Placeholder McD, HarryBlank Thank you to stormbreath, EstrellaYoshte, and Croquembouche for collectively creating most of the code that is included in this theme....
tags: co-authored theme

Retro AIAD Theme
+25 10
Latest comment: Nipixel_Paxel at 04 May 2021 12:53
Last edited: aismallard at 11 Mar 2021 08:50

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Rating: Rating w/ Credit Module: Info Info about your page. More information More information More information about your page. This is a modified...
tags: theme

PLACESTYLE CSS
+25 3
Latest comment: Croquembouche at 10 Mar 2021 00:14
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 12 Jul 2021 21:30

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The above page info table is automatically generated by a Listpages module within the authorbox, a left-handed sidebox. This is automatically applied to all pages that include this page, unless you...
tags: theme

Collaborations


SCP-5841
+68 5
Written by: Tyumen, Placeholder McD. {$note}
Latest comment: Rounderhouse at 19 Oct 2020 20:50
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 12 Nov 2020 20:39

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Info SCP-5841: Digital Hydra Written by Tyumen (and co-authored by Placeholder McD) on behalf of Team .AIC as part of the Retro AIAD series for the 2020 Canon Renaissance Contest. ...
tags: aiad autonomous broken-god cadaver canon2020 co-authored computer electronic euclid glacon hostile humanoid sapient scp sentient

SCP-5956
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Written by: HarryBlank, Placeholder McD. {$note}
Latest comment: Placeholder McD at 19 May 2021 15:26
Last edited: Vivarium at 26 Jun 2021 18:06

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SCP-5955 | SCP-5956 | SCP-5957 ‡ Licensing / Citation ‡ Hide Licensing / Citation Cite this page as: For more information, see Licensing Guide. Licensing Disclosures Filename:...
tags: antimemetic co-authored doctor-mcdoctorate esoteric-class foundation-made future k-class-scenario location loop mechanical memory-affecting on-guard-43 paradox portal predictive scp spacetime temporal transmission

Ihp/Locke Proposal
+230 71
Written by: Ihp, S D Locke, EstrellaYoshte, Placeholder McD. {$note}
Latest comment: Abstrusity at 22 Jul 2021 17:38
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 04 Jun 2021 04:00

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tags: 001-proposal building co-authored container extradimensional foundation-made historical k-class-scenario loop paradox scp spacetime subterranean thaumiel the-administrator

Project Isorropía
+83 25
Written by: Ihp, S D Locke, EstrellaYoshte, Placeholder McD. {$note}
Latest comment: The Awesomest Man at 13 Jul 2021 17:18
Last edited: EstrellaYoshte at 28 Jul 2021 22:31


Due to the efficacy of SCP-001 containment cycles, it has been determined by the High Council that a secondary site may be authorized for the perpetual arrest of anomalies. Project Isorropía is...
tags: co-authored collaboration supplement

BASALT Theme
+91 18
Written by: Azamo, Placeholder McD. {$note}
Latest comment: Azamo at 28 Jul 2021 16:17
Last edited: Azamo at 26 Jul 2021 17:02

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≡ BASALT Theme BASALT THEME VERSION 1.1.5 ● WHAT IS THIS? BASALT is an aesthetic theme, tied to no canon, series, or GoI, developed by Azamo and Placeholder McD as a fork of...
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