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Personnel File
Dr. Placeholder, circa 2001.
IDENTIFIER Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate, PhD.
SAFETY ACCESS Level IV Clearance
CURRENT FUNCTION Pataphysics Department Head
PRIOR FUNCTIONS 'Pataphysics Department Head; Site-15 Director; I. T. Department Head; Junior AI Systems Technician & Research Staff
CHRONOLOGY Hired through typical channels for notable performance in computer science. Assigned to I. T. Department at Site-15 in 1993. Promoted to Department Head in 1996 for notable performance in the containment of SCP-5241. Promoted to Site Director in 2004. Reassigned to the 'Pataphysics Department in 2020 per personal request. Promoted to Department Head in 2027 for notable developments in Theoretical 'Pataphysics. Founded the Archetypicals Division in 2034.
QUOTATION Yes, I'm aware that my name is ridiculous. No, I can't tell you about it. Sometimes reality just doesn't make sense.
My Works
SOLO WORKS
| Author Page | ||
|---|---|---|
| PLACEHOLDER STAFF DOCUMENT | +175 | edited 12 Oct 2023 17:48 commented 27 Feb 2024 06:35 |
| SCP Articles | ||
|---|---|---|
| McDoctorate's Proposal | +328 | edited 21 Apr 2025 03:23 commented 17 Apr 2025 21:23 |
| SCP-2011-EX | +238 | edited 19 Feb 2024 02:07 commented 11 Jun 2024 14:45 |
| SCP-5241 | +291 | edited 08 Apr 2025 17:06 commented 14 Feb 2025 15:05 |
| SCP-INTEGER | +797 | edited 20 Nov 2025 23:33 commented 13 Nov 2025 22:17 |
| SCP-5485 | +128 | edited 19 Feb 2024 02:49 commented 19 Oct 2025 18:11 |
| SCP-5756 | +202 | edited 15 Apr 2024 16:49 commented 05 Jan 2026 16:06 |
| SCP-6416 | +224 | edited 06 Sep 2025 07:03 commented 15 Oct 2025 00:13 |
| SCP-7579 | +382 | edited 14 May 2024 14:13 commented 01 Oct 2025 22:25 |
| SCP-8242 | +185 | edited 07 Jul 2025 20:35 commented 03 Aug 2025 21:16 |
| SCP-6276 | +201 | edited 11 Apr 2025 00:03 commented 14 Nov 2025 23:49 |
| Tales | ||
|---|---|---|
| AI Classification Guide | +197 | edited 09 Oct 2024 19:22 commented 23 Nov 2025 20:48 |
| BLANK | +140 | edited 01 Oct 2024 17:48 commented 03 Feb 2023 01:34 |
| CAST | +120 | edited 01 Oct 2024 17:49 commented 31 May 2025 20:03 |
| CONTEST CONTEST | +182 | edited 12 Oct 2024 17:01 commented 22 Sep 2024 20:22 |
| PLACEHOLDER | +191 | edited 01 Oct 2024 17:48 commented 25 Nov 2024 06:36 |
| Supplements | ||
|---|---|---|
| Abridged Retirement Proposals | +88 | edited 20 Jan 2026 16:10 commented 20 Jan 2026 15:45 |
| Themes | ||
|---|---|---|
| BLANKSTYLE CSS | +78 | edited 10 Aug 2025 18:58 commented 12 Dec 2021 10:16 |
| Retro AIAD Theme | +49 | edited 11 Mar 2021 08:50 commented 04 May 2021 12:53 |
COLLAB WORKS
| SCP Articles |
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| Abraka David's Proposal | +284 | edited 13 Aug 2025 09:08 commented 13 Aug 2025 13:33 |
Various |
| Ihp/Locke Proposal | +627 | edited 21 Apr 2025 03:54 commented 03 Aug 2025 19:28 |
Ihp |
| SCP-5956 | +544 | edited 06 Sep 2025 06:48 commented 05 Jan 2026 16:05 |
| SCP-6500 | +1031 | edited 08 Apr 2025 17:53 commented 05 Nov 2025 19:43 |
Ihp |
| SCP-7243 | +385 | edited 03 Jan 2026 16:33 commented 05 Nov 2025 18:53 |
feat. |
| SCP-7528 | +257 | edited 21 Oct 2025 23:13 commented 11 Jul 2025 05:51 |
| SCP-7555 | +235 | edited 21 Oct 2025 23:12 commented 16 Jul 2025 17:44 |
| SCP-7566 | +125 | edited 23 Jan 2026 12:53 commented 23 Jun 2025 15:00 |
| Tales |
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| FRAGMENTED / COMPILED | +97 | edited 11 Oct 2024 20:02 commented 31 Mar 2025 19:37 |
| The Breach Goes On: Over Time Hub | +70 | edited 08 Nov 2025 23:52 commented 07 Nov 2025 04:17 |
| Dividing Time | +59 | edited 13 Sep 2025 10:32 commented 15 Sep 2025 15:08 |
| Things That Pass | +54 | edited 13 Sep 2025 10:32 commented 16 Sep 2025 14:13 |
| De Tijd Vliegt | +52 | edited 24 Oct 2025 11:35 commented 18 Sep 2025 01:27 |
| Idiosynchrony | +49 | edited 15 Sep 2025 20:18 commented 19 Nov 2025 16:39 |
| Plot, Treason and Gunpowder | +52 | edited 16 Sep 2025 23:31 commented 17 Sep 2025 15:13 |
| Kaleidoscope | +56 | edited 08 Nov 2025 10:15 commented 06 Nov 2025 01:27 |
| Terminal Terminal | +51 | edited 24 Oct 2025 08:08 commented 02 Oct 2025 18:23 |
| Facility Dossiers |
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| Secure Facility Dossier: Area-12 | +142 | edited 21 Oct 2025 23:04 commented 27 Aug 2025 00:55 |
| Hubs |
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| ADMONITION | +682 | edited 27 Jul 2025 05:57 commented 19 Aug 2025 04:20 |
| I, Hub (April Fools) | +107 | edited 11 Oct 2024 19:00 commented 06 Feb 2022 12:10 |
Various |
| No Return Hub | +298 | edited 21 Dec 2025 14:07 commented 02 Sep 2025 17:11 |
Ihp |
| Site-17 Deepwell Catalog | +341 | edited 02 Jan 2026 05:21 commented 29 Mar 2025 01:02 |
| Supplements |
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| Project Isorropía | +222 | edited 24 Jan 2026 16:41 commented 24 Jan 2026 16:10 |
Ihp |
| SCP-5243 Video Transcripts | +151 | edited 15 Apr 2024 16:53 commented 04 Oct 2024 12:04 |
| Themes |
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| ADMONITION Theme | +61 | edited 24 Aug 2025 06:35 commented 15 May 2025 12:39 |
| Basalt Theme | +287 | edited 17 Sep 2025 05:43 commented 18 Dec 2025 11:16 |
| Bedrock Theme | +95 | edited 08 Jan 2024 13:14 commented 22 Jun 2024 20:59 |
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