dado has very normal customer service chat yes
A cloaked figure, seeming to sap all the light from his surroundings, stormed towards a little donut shop, dragging an equally monochrome pig behind him. He paced around three sides coated in adverts before finally finding the front, conveniently lit by a nearby streetlight. He glared at the chute that had caused his recent troubles before turning to the touchscreen next to it. Fortunately, he had overheard one of the Foundation's agents explaining how to get to customer support.
Explain.
explainings what?
I think you know unless you mean to say your donuts do this by accident.
dado am not know what you are talk about.
User has uploaded file EXPLAIN.png.
hmmm very strange. dado not know why dado nut do that.
Bull.
hypothetically if dado nut did do that maybe customer is deserving.
The Specter fights for justice! How is this deserved?!
dado thinks mr sphincter has answered own question.
…
…
…what am I supposed to do with this?
dado not tell people how to raise own children.
…I guess I could use a sidekick. Justice Pig also fights for justice!
dado am glad mr sphincter could find bright side. pig siding kick for pig man. even if justice pig is oxeye maroon.
oxeye maron.
oxy maroon.
Oxymoron?
yes that's the one. mr sphincter is not stupid cow.
It's The Specter! Also, I believe this whole… situation constitutes assault on an officer.
dado not give fuck.
Evildoer! You will "give fuck"! Once I find you.
dado think dado is more neutral chaotic yes.
can dado interest you in other fine dado products? like mince raft dado pvp potion?
The Specter has better things to do that cheat in children's games!
mince raft is not child game. dado build amazing things in mince raft.
Is that so?
user has uploaded file rocketmueseum.png.
You are not helping your case.
mr sphincter is take things too serious.
Do you ever take anything seriously?
user has uploaded file piggies.mp4.
dado think something wrong with dado pig farm.
Why are you showing me this?
what wrong with dado pig farm?
Why are you asking me?
last forum dado try ban dado for "unsolicited advertising". dado think forum very unreasonable.
…well, for starters you can't just take a chicken farm, fill it with pigs, and expect it to work.
y not.
…because pigs don't lay eggs?
hmmm dado learn new thing every day.
Wait how did you make the donuts while thinking pigs laid eggs???
amazon prime special delivry.
what
delivering packages not that different from delivering babies.
I am not even going to try dissecting that statement.
of course not, not even mr sphincter can cut up abstract concept.
Have you tried searching for pig farm tutorials?
last time dado follow tutorial dado accidentally make lethal cognitohazard instead.
Did you previously download any weird mods?
dado was playing vanilla mince raft.
I see now.
why they call it vanilla mince raft when tastes more like plastic?
You're not evil, just insane.
dado has picture of perfectly sane.
goes nicely with dado decor.
was nice talking to mr. sphincter, but other customer call dado now.
user has left chat.
Hello?
Well, that was a productive conversation. The man groaned and glared at the screen. This "dado" was as infuriating as he was insane. Insane or not, he was clearly a danger to society who needed to be dealt with. Hopefully then the guy could get the help he so clearly needed. But first there were some questions that needed answering. Who exactly was dado? Where was he? Why the hell was he building pig farms in a creative world? The Specter ran off into the night, Justice Pig in tow, on the hunt for answers.