Masquerade's End
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WAK3UPSH33PL3 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:06:22 #12766349


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WAKE UP SHEEPLE


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AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
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AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
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AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
AL GORE IS AN ALIEN PUPPET
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🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:19:20 #12766349


As if. Next time try something plausible.

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🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:06:22 #12766349


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YEARLY SHTF STOCK THREAD

It's that time of the year again boys. Post your SHTF supply list and discuss possible SHTF scenarios.

F.A.Q.

Q: "What is SHTF?"
A: Shit Hits The Fan. It's a term used here for when the impending paranormal apocalypse happens, whatever it may be.

Q: What can I do to prepare for a SHTF scenario?
A: To put it shortly, a lot. You will need to stockpile canned food, water, tools, weapons, resources, and many other things. Imagine emergency planning, but for a longer period of time.

Q: "Are you LARPERs?"
A: No. We are a group of people who know that something is lurking just out of sight. There's a lot we don't know about the paranormal, but that is why we are here; to teach one another and to learn about what lies beyond.

I'll start us off with what I think is gonna happen.

BIGFOOT UPRISING!!

Personally, I think the end will come about with a global, synchronized rebellion of the bigfoot, yeti, sasquatch, whatever you wanna call them, they're coming.

They're starting to get closer and closer to human civilization because they're analyzing us. We might outnumber them, but they're bigger, faster, stronger, and more resilient. Darlene Wuornos from that write-up two-egg did (By the way, great job, that was excellent.) had a run-in with that thing and took a hatchet to it, it didn't even blink. I think it's gonna take more than a few bullets to bring them down, and they'll have overrun the military before we know what happened.

I'm holed up in my little neck of the woods in Oklahoma. Nothing on earth can get past my bunker door, and I've got food and water for months. What about you guys?

so-many-lost-throwaways 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:17:00 #18937751


lol why do you have your guns displayed like that, you fucking tool

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ursula_qu33n-of-the-C 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:18:06 #1897851


Sweet rack, 🗿 mr_sen. I love the work you put into presentation for us.

Anyways, my sister and I have recently taken up fletching to help us be more prepared for when SHTF. Neither of us knows how to use a bow yet though but we're working our way up. We also started pickling and pruning foodstuff, so we're increasingly ready. Thank you for all the useful guides!

As for what I think is gonna happen, I don't really know, global warming? My sister and I fucked because we're in florida lol.

CALEB 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:20:06 #18937751


you both are always welcome to come over whenever ;)

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:21:13 #12766349


Knock it off, CALEB. We talked about this. Don't creep on users.

Do not respond to this post unless you are staff. This comment thread is locked.

🗿 pandapandapanda 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:54:00 #18937751


Is this a joke to you, 🗿 mr_sen? :/ This kind of SHTF thread given what's happening?

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:54:56 #12766349


??????

🗿 pandapandapanda 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:55:10 #12768742


God, you are clueless. Get on staff chat ASAP. Code Red.


LLLLLLL 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:56:55 #65478245


WTF
THIS DIDN'T SAY IT COULD ERASE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRIES I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST HUNTING BIGFOOT
GUNS DON'T WORK ON THIS!

alicia-en-el-mundo-d-maravillas 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:57:20 #18937751


dude what

LLLLLLL 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:57:33 #18937751


Turn on your tv to literally any fucking channel



cetaceanhussbuster 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:59:38 #12766349


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IT'S HAPPENING


HOLY SHIT GUYS

TURN ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING tvS!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

IT'S GONE! IT'S ALL FUCKING GONE!

WTF DO WE DO HOLY SHIT

OMFG WHAT DO WE DO
AAAAAAAAAAA

ETA- OMFG THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS GONE

ETA 2- WHO THE FUCK IS SCP

ETA 3- WTF!!!!!

ETA 4- WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!

ETA 5- sorry i didnt notice there was a megathread
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catlady92 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:00:05 #69998245
See you all in the next life. You were excellent. My boyfriend and I are going into our bunker. Wish you the best.

Good luck.
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rex_alces 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:01:12 #65478245


Hi ^_^
im new to this forum, my name is rex, it's nice to meet you all.
i really like creepypastas and im excited to learn about the real ones


capitalism will win 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:01:25 #65478245


So do you think this means College Humor will finally stop with those miserable 'Adventures of Kim Jong Un' episodes?
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t4ylor_itk1n 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:03:06 #63252222
World's coming to an end boys, post your supplies. Pic related, there is none, I'm fucked.
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arthurisabitch 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:03:56 #65478245
This al Fine UN lady is looking All Fine if you know what I mean. 😏
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fistulafucker 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:04:28 #65478245
Guys, I'm scared. Does this mean we're about to go to war with a bunch of other countries?
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🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:06:22 #12766349


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Ground zero

NORTH KOREAN INCIDENT MEGATHREAD
ALL OTHER THREADS WILL BE LOCKED.
DISCUSS ALL GOING-ONS OF THE NORTH KOREA INCIDENT HERE.

THE FACTS

  • Most of the country of North Korea just vanished.
  • No exact reason has been given yet.
  • The United Nations secret paranormal group 'The Global Occult Coalition' stepped forth and blamed a party named 'The SCP Foundation'.
  • The SCP Foundation is apparently a group similar to the Global Occult Coalition.
  • Relief efforts by the UN are ongoing.
  • al Fine, Global Occult Coalition and UN representative is demanding the SCP Foundation comment on the situation, nothing yet.

SPECULATION

  • The 'SCP Foundation' are likely another paranormal group, likely government funded.
  • They're not UN funded, because that's the Global Occult Coalition's business.
  • Might be a South Korean project?
  • Maybe even American?
  • Probably weaponizes the paranormal?

Though I doubt any of you have relatives in North Korea, we still wish no one any harm. Updates may be found on the thread below. This post will be updated as I can.

ursula_qu33n-of-the-C 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:17:00 #18937751


holy shit

rat-boner 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:19:22 #18937751


I never thought it would go down like this holy shit

two-egg 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:32:56 #18937751


UPDATE!!!

The SCP Foundation has hijacked all the tv stations I can get with a message saying they'll speak shortly.

CALEB 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:33:19 #18937751


ninja'd

cthulahoop 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:40:42 #18937751


i dont know whats scarier, whats happening or the fact that the scp foundation thinks a lab in a lab coat is gonna make us feel better

two-egg 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:43:06 #18937751


The dog just fucking talked.

rex_alces 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:50:10 #12766349


This is a really good ARG you guys are playing O_o

🗿 pandapandapanda 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:50:10 #12766349


I would say read the Guide for Newbies but I'm so shocked there's someone on this world who still doesn't know what's going on.

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:52:20 #18937751


Hello all. The following has just been confirmed by global news networks and my sources on the inside: The SCP Foundation is indeed responsible for the destruction of North Korea. They claim it's only spacially displaced, but they're also not sure if the civilians survived.

On another note, I know most of you are panicked as hell right now (as I see on IRC) but I'd like to make an official post here for all of you here and now. We are a family here on the Parawatch Wiki and we will all get through this. The Paranormal has come and it was not what we expected, but we are still prepared nonetheless.

Our new goal is to learn everything there is to learn about the paranormal. We haven't lost our purpose, we've merely shifted our goals a bit. And yes, I do find it funny that this is all happening the very same day our yearly SHTF thread goes up.

Stay safe out there, watchmen.


Three6serpent 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:40:19 #65814523


Hi! :3
I'm a member of the Serpent's Hand! We're all so happy to welcome you to the real awakened world.
I'm sure you have many questions, so AMA!
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