Personnel File: T██████ Lees

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Objects Overseen by Researcher Lees

SCP	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP-6449	56	10	13 Jan 2022 21:39	09 Feb 2023 20:32
SCP-6331	34	2	15 Oct 2021 14:22	15 Oct 2021 23:25
SCP-6212	53	10	06 Oct 2021 22:53	01 Aug 2022 16:15
SCP-6181	45	13	30 Aug 2021 23:03	10 Jan 2022 05:41
SCP-6068	120	23	09 Aug 2021 01:22	04 Jul 2022 03:28
SCP-4604	15	10	28 Nov 2020 21:34	02 Nov 2021 06:24
SCP-4346	47	5	06 Sep 2019 20:01	06 Sep 2019 23:18
SCP-4181	16	10	09 May 2019 21:56	31 May 2019 12:10
SCP-3454	249	53	17 Jun 2018 13:00	24 Nov 2022 20:55
SCP-3372	35	6	05 Jun 2018 17:26	11 Feb 2020 15:14
SCP-3231	73	19	01 Mar 2018 21:50	21 Sep 2022 07:34
SCP-3118	181	49	09 Nov 2017 22:34	15 Jul 2022 03:28
SCP-3081	210	27	31 Aug 2017 13:13	04 Aug 2021 00:07
SCP-3083	41	15	17 Jun 2017 15:58	21 Jul 2023 21:09
SCP-3145	349	42	03 Apr 2017 17:45	17 Sep 2023 23:53
SCP-2832	54	24	13 Jan 2017 21:32	21 Nov 2019 19:28
SCP-2676	47	13	28 Sep 2016 17:35	01 Feb 2017 17:25
SCP-2494	270	69	22 Jul 2016 22:11	17 Mar 2020 02:52
SCP-2321	81	34	10 Feb 2016 14:49	28 Aug 2022 09:27
SCP-2208	29	23	24 Nov 2015 19:39	15 Jul 2021 02:36

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Personal Writings

Tale	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily	34	26	19 Nov 2014 17:50	20 Nov 2017 15:45
If at First You Don't Succeed...	11	6	15 Oct 2014 15:51	24 Oct 2014 04:58
The Red Place	18	6	30 Nov 2013 04:02	25 Dec 2013 00:21

Audio Logs (Request a Reading!)

Article	Created	Notes
SCP-8851-J: Super Cheap Procedures	17 Nov 2019	—
Waiting in the Sky (x)	20 Oct 2019	—
I Dreamed a Dream (x)	15 Sep 2019	—
Two Lost Souls (x)	21 Jul 2019	—
SCP-1233: The Lunatic	23 Jun 2019	—
SCP-808-J: The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island	19 May 2019	—
DogTeeth's Personnel File (x)	21 Apr 2019	—
SCP-WOW-J: Dr. Manafort's Gorgonzola	17 Mar 2019	—
Pounded in the Butt by the Screaming Gristle Beacon from Site-Everything (NSFW)	17 Feb 2019	—
SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J: The Subject is Aware	13 Jan 2019	—
Log of Extranormal Events, excerpts #1	09 Dec 2018	—
SCP-1-800-J: SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED	11 Nov 2018	—
SCP-2573: I ain't never heard of no commy Fifthists or nothin'.	14 Oct 2018	—
The Lost Treasure of the Stranglefruits (x)	09 Sep 2018	—
SCP-WTF-J: The Worst	12 Aug 2018	—
page what is for dado hub yes	15 Jul 2018	—
SCP-026-J: A Cold Post	10 Jun 2018	—
Funerals Are Fun (x)	14 May 2018	—
SCP-2341: Welcome Home	8 Apr 2018	—
The Case of the Missing Hand (x)	11 Mar 2018	—
Reboot or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apocalypse	11 Feb 2018	—
SCP-048-J: Negative Probability Phrase	14 Jan 2018	—
A Slumber Did My Spirit Seal (x)	17 Dec 2017	—
SCP-4357-J: Cooperative Demon	05 Nov 2017	—
SCP-2710: A Certain Breach	01 Oct 2017	—
Fourth and Long (x)	12 May 2017	—
SCP-2844: Gary of the Paperclips	15 Nov 2015	—
SCP-2991: "Scarf"	25 Oct 2015	—
SCP-SAFE-J: Some Safes	04 Oct 2015	—
SCP-2337: "Dr. Spanko"	06 Sep 2015	—
SCP-1965: A Voice Amidst the Silence	16 Aug 2015	Featuring Researcher Leonov
SCP+MLP=DNC (x)	02 Aug 2015	—
Letter of the Day (x)	26 Jul 2015	—
SCP-2746: ████ is dead.	21 Jun 2015	—
SCP-006-J: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?	02 Jun 2015	—
SCP-Deals-J: ANOMALOUSLY LOW PRICES ON USED AUTOMOBILES (Decommissioned)	02 May 2015	—
SCP-1982: First Southern Fifthist	30 Apr 2015	—
SCP-1463: Señor Purple (Decommissioned)	28 Apr 2015	—
The Lingering Lark of Leviathan Square (x)	26 Apr 2015	—

Declassification of SCP-3145 by Paradoxmoron!
Simplification of SCP-3118 by Shurim!

Translations of Articles¹

SCP	CH	FR	JP	KR	PO	RU	SP	TH
740	CH		JP	KR		RU		TH
1132	CH		JP	KR		RU		TH
1381	CH		JP			RU
1435	CH		JP			RU
1999	CH	FR	JP	KR	PO	RU	SP
2080	CH		JP
2208			JP
2525	CH		JP
2676			JP

+ Decommissioned Articles

SCP-1778: Erisychthon
Two Malian women who got in a fight, started eating each other from the legs up, and got stuck halfway. The body horror didn't seem to be enough to assuage those uninterested in the romance angle.

SCP-2212: The Meditator
A blue-skinned alien that beamed down to bring us lowly humans to enlightenment. One of my very first ideas for an SCP; no surprise it didn't work out.

SCP-2292: Bad Bones and the House of Regret
A cobbled-together episode of Arthur, viewers of which will literally be haunted by their regrets. An attempt to start up my GoI. People thought it was some kind of creepypasta I'd never heard of, and what can you do in the face of that?

SCP-2298: May Your Forehead Grow Like the Mighty Oak and Shine With a Light of Many Suns, To Be a Beacon Unto Thy Followers in Worlds Beyond Our Own
I just wanted to turn that title into a skip. No one was really wowed by the first three drafts, and the fourth time was not the charm. Shine on, you crazy space hippies.

Tale: Zyn Kriyu only she's a buterfly
Written for the 2016 April Fool's Contest. For the portion whose rule was "at least one typo per sentence". I took it as a holy edict you better believe it. And of course no one appreciated it because they suck. :V But hey, it got translated into Russian! (Which is just frickin' fantastic.) And it's doing better over there. At least it's not gumming up my author stats anymore. V:

SCP-2786: You Tried
A giant frog monster that likes eating people and really sucks at being invisible. Readers did not appreciate the Foundation researcher chastising the skip as though it were a petulant child; a shame, I thought that part was hilarious. Stuck around on the wiki for over a year, though! The title is equal parts relevant and ironic.

SCP-6202: Cassandra's Folly
A symphony that supposedly holds back the Scarlet King's return when played. Literally came to me with the dream, along with the final line: "WHEN THE SCARLET KING RETURNS, HE SHALL WELCOME ALL INTO HIS FOLD. THOSE WHO REFUSE HIS GIFTS WILL NOT BE GRANTED A SECOND CHANCE." Edgy. Only deletion since S3, though, I can't complain!

my name is d████,
i am contayn.
u wear hedfone
or ears r payn.
wen u no luk,
arownd i spun -
i heh heh heh.
i fir the gun.

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Footnotes

1. Many thanks to Decibelles for her tireless work in finding these!

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