Parallel's Potato Page
About Me
Name: ParallelPotatoes
Pronouns: Any
Job: Civil Engineer
Hobbies: Fermenting, Board Games, Tabletop RPGs, Reading, Video Games
I hope you enjoy my author page!
This author page has kissed SCP-682
My Potatoes
Name: SCP-7621
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: I'm a huge fan of board games and tabletop RPGs, so it was inevitable that I would write something about dice. I think that dice that roll low are worse than murderers. Remember to reward dice that roll well with treats!
Name: SCP-7782
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: Yes, I would kiss this apple. Next question.
Name: SCP-7271
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: Silly little microbes on a silly little strike! This was part of a challenge to write a successful article in 500 words or less. I also am a fan of lactofermenting my own pickles, which was the inspiration for this article. I channeled almost all my silly energy into this one, and I hope you like it!
Name: Department of Acquisitions Training Seminar
Type: Tale
My thoughts: My first successful piece on the wiki, and it's about tomatoes being shot at field agent trainees. In my headcanon, I imagine there's a generalist department in charge of locating and bringing in most anomalies. This orientation was my attempt to bring that department to life in a fun way, while also showcasing how unknown anomalies would be contained in the field.
Name: A Selection of Wayward Prayers
Type: WL Story
My thoughts: A story about silly gods and silly prayers! While this isn't technically an SCP story, I felt it was worthy of being included here. As of the time of this blurb being written, I have written the first 7 entries here. This is one of the silliest things I have written by far. I think this is where I first discovered my "writing voice", which I have carried into a few other things I have worked on. Hope you enjoy!
Quotes!
"I'll think of something clever" - FlyPurgatorio
"Very cool. Shame he died back in 1845, taken from us too soon." - BitOddInnit
“I like my potatoes raw” - Merehrab
“February 18th, 2043.” - winkwonkboi
"ori" - OriTiefling
"(SERIOUS MESSAGE) I will be leaking the full IDENTITY of every server admin if i am not paid 250$ usd in bitcoin. This is not a joke i have every single Server admins, personal info this includes: Names, Address, Family, License plate number, License, ID, Weight, Height, Emails and passwords, Bank info (credit card info) and a lot more. i cant say this enough THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAT AND I WILL DO WHAT I AM THREATINING IF IM NOT RESPONDED TO IN 10 MINUTES. this is just buisness it is not a personal grudge." - scalykitty
"He showed up at my house please help" - Twibz
"Certified lactofermentation enthusiast" - pab07
"it's the eye of the tater it's a growth that is white" - Kensing
"Who am I to disagree with the honorable Blunter S. Thompson." - fairydoctor
"Congratulations! Your author page earns a Russet/10 on the Samsung Bespoke™ 32.4ft³ Refrigerator with Family Hub compatibility index." - Polaris_Writes
"Calvo turpuis est nihil comato" - AriadnesThread
"My name is misato katsuragi and you’re watching Disney channel" - MisatoKS
"woe, plague be upon ye" - divinephobia
"Honestly, if I ever go to Spain, there would be one less royal Spanish academy in existance" - gashv
“I had a set of perfectly good perpendicular potatoes until they came along and rotated one of them 90°” - Anky swallow
"Potatoes are naturally my mortal enemies, but I think you're alright" - AvocadoMilk