Parallel's Potato Page

Parallel's Potato Page

About Me

Name: ParallelPotatoes

Pronouns: Any

Hobbies: Fermenting, Board Games, Tabletop RPGs, Reading, Video Games

I hope you enjoy my author page!
This author page has kissed SCP-682

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My Potatoes

My Lighthearted Stuff

Name: SCP-8271
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: This was an art exchange gift for MetalRavioli! It was originally intended to be a love story, but after I finished the first two paragraphs I decided that this was a terrible fish that didn't deserve love.

Name: SCP-8093
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones bones

Name: SCP-8111-J
Type: SCP-J
My Thoughts: Oh my goodness there's a second foundation. Holy moly. What are we gonna do with two foundations?!?!?!

Name: SCP-7693
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: Cows can't go moo. Here's what happens instead.

Name: SCP-7621
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: I'm a huge fan of board games and tabletop RPGs, so it was inevitable that I would write something about dice. I think that dice that roll low are worse than murderers. Remember to reward dice that roll well with treats!

Name: SCP-7782
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: Yes, I would kiss this apple. Next question.

Name: SCP-7271
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: Silly little microbes on a silly little strike! This was part of a challenge to write a successful article in 500 words or less. I also am a fan of lactofermenting my own pickles, which was the inspiration for this article. I channeled almost all my silly energy into this one, and I hope you like it!

Name: Department of Acquisitions Training Seminar
Type: Tale
My thoughts: My first successful piece on the wiki, and it's about tomatoes being shot at field agent trainees. In my headcanon, I imagine there's a generalist department in charge of locating and bringing in most anomalies. This orientation was my attempt to bring that department to life in a fun way, while also showcasing how unknown anomalies would be contained in the field.

Name: A Selection of Wayward Prayers
Type: WL Story
My thoughts: A story about silly gods and silly prayers! While this isn't technically an SCP story, I felt it was worthy of being included here. As of the time of this blurb being written, I have written the first 7 entries here. This is one of the silliest things I have written by far. I think this is where I first discovered my "writing voice", which I have carried into a few other things I have worked on. Hope you enjoy!

My Serious Stuff

Name: SCP-7940
Type: SCP
My thoughts: A researcher who is trying to improve himself but is stifled by self doubt and a ceiling that represents that self-doubt. I think this SCP is just as much about me as it is about a fictional character. It's a reflection of how I always struggled with self-doubt going through college and my internship, and how I was able to do well in them despite that doubt. When it comes down to it, I'm proud of both my little researcher dude and myself. I’m learning to not focus as much on my self-doubt, and I like to imagine 7940 does too eventually.

Name: SCP-7127
Type: SCP
My thoughts: A story about a person in an emotionally abusive relationship trying to go shopping. This was a hard SCP to write. I wanted to show how even seemingly innocuous things can be used as a weapon by an abuser, and that emotional abuse can be just as damaging as physical abuse. If you think are in an abusive relationship, you can find a link to National Domestic Violence Hotline here: https://www.thehotline.org/

My Collabs

Name: SCP-4123
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: This was a collab with Diogene_s! We decided to do a rewrite of a frankly disturbing SCP and turn it into something silly. I hope you enjoyed!

Name: SCP-8012
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: This was a collab with IndustryStandard! Hehe frog :).

Name: SCP-7682
Type: SCP
My Thoughts: This was a collab with SYTYCFanon! Its about a hard to catch reptile and a stressed researcher chasing after it. I helped write some of the capture logs, which were just as silly as I like to have them. I admittedly was in a bit of a slump as we were working on this, but I'm happy with the product that we were able to get out.

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Author Will: In the event that I am not seen in any SCP space for a period of 6 months or greater, I would like all my articles to be considered rewriteable by the rewrite team (or equivalent team of the future time period).

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Quotes!
"I'll think of something clever" - FlyPurgatorio
"Very cool. Shame he died back in 1845, taken from us too soon." - BitOddInnit
“I like my potatoes raw” - Merehrab
“February 18th, 2043.” - winkwonkboi
"ori" - OriTiefling
"(SERIOUS MESSAGE) I will be leaking the full IDENTITY of every server admin if i am not paid 250$ usd in bitcoin. This is not a joke i have every single Server admins, personal info this includes: Names, Address, Family, License plate number, License, ID, Weight, Height, Emails and passwords, Bank info (credit card info) and a lot more. i cant say this enough THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAT AND I WILL DO WHAT I AM THREATINING IF IM NOT RESPONDED TO IN 10 MINUTES. this is just buisness it is not a personal grudge." - scalykitty
"He showed up at my house please help" - Twibz
"Certified lactofermentation enthusiast" - pab07
"it's the eye of the tater it's a growth that is white" - Kensing
"Who am I to disagree with the honorable Blunter S. Thompson." - fairydoctor
"Congratulations! Your author page earns a Russet/10 on the Samsung Bespoke™ 32.4ft³ Refrigerator with Family Hub compatibility index." - Polaris_Writes
"Calvo turpuis est nihil comato" - AriadnesThread
"My name is misato katsuragi and you’re watching Disney channel" - MisatoKS
"woe, plague be upon ye" - divinephobia
"Honestly, if I ever go to Spain, there would be one less royal Spanish academy in existance" - gashv
“I had a set of perfectly good perpendicular potatoes until they came along and rotated one of them 90°” - Anky swallow
"Potatoes are naturally my mortal enemies, but I think you're alright" - AvocadoMilk