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Guided evolution
This will be a new breed
Cutting edge but classic
(Redesign Your Logo - Lemon Demon)OPEN LETTER TO US GOVERNMENT
WELCOME TO TOTLEIGHSOFT'S OFFISHEL ELECTRONIC INTERNET WEBSIGHT FOR BUISNESS GOVERMENT PROPASAL!!!
deer unitid states,
OPEEN LETTER TOO MR. UNITEED STATES OF AMERICAZ GOVERMENTEL OFFICIS!!!
i am very much happy that u have now deceyded to reed this websight (it was VERY VERY HARD to craft and taked much many dayz).
this is a VERY SERSOES proposele from relible famos man “P. Hudson Gock” about the aqquisitione of rezorzes!!!
THE PROBLEM:
once uppon a time, the unittid staets was the best at bilding BIG STUFS:
- BIGG BRIGS!!!
- BIGG HOT DOUG
- BIGG SPAECESHIPS THAT GO TO MOONS.
but NOW??? wher is the biggist computor?? wher is big vido game?? WHER IS HOTTEST HOT DOGS???
it has ALL been replased by small stufs that is NOT bigg. bad stuffs. no lasers, no COOL VIDO GAME. just BUROCRACY (not no what this meens but is polly bad).
HOW CAN AMERICA BE BIG AND GREAT AGAIN IF EVERYTHING IS SMALL?? no bigg computors. NO BIG FUTUR. THIS IS AN EMERGENSEY OF THE NATION!!!
GIVE TEN TRILLON (10,000,000,000,000) DOLLERS!!!
WHY YOU SHOULD GIVE ME THE TEN TRILLION
now, you might be wonderin, “y we giv this big big space immigrant man money 4 such busness???”
the anser is simple: "BECUZ OF AMERICAN DREAMS!!"
I, P. Hudson Gock, am a shoney egzample of sucess dispite BIG CHALANGE (i am from spase and have tentickles).
MY DREEM IS SAME AS AMERICUNS: BIG VIDOE GAME. BIG COMPUTORS. BIG FUTURE FOR ALL PEEPLES.
when you giv me ten trillon money, you giv it to AMERIKKA.
with this moneys, TotleighSoft will:
MAKE COMPUTER!!!
THE BEST COMPUTORS!!! BIG COMPUTORS!!! BIGG AN BEST COMPOOTORS!!! THESE COMPOTERS WILL BE SO FAST THAT YUO WILL GO “NO WAHT!!” CRAZIE!!! BETRER THAN APLE AND MACROSORGE
MAKE VIDOE GAME
not jus ANY vido games but the gretest games in histery of history!!!
MORE JOB!!!! MORE JOBS!!!
you want good job for wonderfeful american?? Good news!!! can do that!!!
i will hire millions of americans, MAYBE MORE!!! MAYBE FOUR!!! many wodoreful jobs like:
- BUTTON PRESSER!!!
- IDEA THINKER!!!
- THIRD JOB (PENDING)!!!
nobody else does whhat i do. name ONE other comnapyy that is doing what i do. YOU CAN’T. This is caeled "MARKET MONOPOLY" and its goud 4 everyrone.
I KNOW YOU HAVE MANY QUESTION, OF COURSE I CAN ANSER THEM!!!
Q. HOW MONY WILL BE USED??
$4 trillion will go to MAEKIG COMPUTER!!!
$3 trillion will be used to craette "video game stuidio"
$5 trillion will go to "MISCELLANEOUS" (i donte know what this means but every busniss has mishelaneous).
Q: WHAT HAPPENS IF WE SAY NO?
that is OKIAY but i would be sad and also other cuontrys will give me munouey insteed (AND THEN AMERICA LOSES!!!!).
Q: R U QUALIFIED?
YES. i am "busnissman" and also have ved, wich is wher smart ideas r from.
i will name the FIRST SUPERCOMPTOERR after the presadent OR MAYBE THE SENIT if you prefer.
PLEASE THANK YOU SEND MONEY TO
you can email me at zib.tfoShgieltoT|kcog#zib.tfoShgieltoT|kcog or call me on my telefone.
mail the mony to: ████████ ███████████ road north dorktota behind the wallgreens. thank you and GOD BLISS AMERIC!!!!
P. HUDSON GOCK, CEO, VISONARY
TotleighSoft
