General Info:
- I have eaten a cubic foot of chicken parmesan in under 15 minutes.
- I am among the many wretched spawn of Massachusetts.
- I am fated to die in an IHOP.
- I have a Bachelor's Degree in Game Design.
- I am regularly exposed to radiation.
- I love you.
- I created and own a Muppet version of myself.
As a rule of thumb, expect whatever I make to be weird. Sometimes for comedic effect, sometimes to scare, it'll always be bizarre if it's coming from me. My articles are rarely all-the-way serious, but aside from the occasional grim piece expect at least one joke per article. I love making weird creatures more than almost anything else in the world.
I don't know how to do fancy divs or themes or CSS formatting please forgive me.
Writing Philosophy:
The way I portray the Foundation is occasionally compared to lolFoundation, but that's not really what I'm going for. I portray the Foundation and life within it as what it is: a workplace. Sure, it's an important, weird, dangerous job, but still a job nonetheless. And the people there are smart, but no less human. They goof off when they know it's safe to do so. They chat with each other, and maybe the anomalies too if they're the less-loathsome type. Because no matter how serious it may seem, the setting is by its very definition full of strangeness. So let's get strange, ourselves!
My main writing influences include Terry Pratchett, Junji Ito, Ursula Vernon, Q Hayashida, Douglas Adams, Alfabusa, Gary Larson and David Lynch.
I am always open to collabs, as they are fun, and it is cool to see other people's takes on your ideas. For the same reasons, you never need to ask me to use any of my creations in your work, but still feel free to ask me for advice. I like to help!
If you need me, contact me on discord at iamtheooga#1866.
If you dislike any of my works, let me know why, so I can make them un-suck. I love getting feedback, and I read all comments in the discussions of my articles. Every single one <3
Things Written (Oldest To Newest):
SCP-3386 - Night Owls
(19 May 2018 21:19) (+88)
It's about owls. Co-authored with Zyn.
SCP-3446 - The Waders
(31 May 2018 18:25) (+67)
Magic rubber pants that take you to the mud world. Babby's first exploration log, and the first appearance of a few of my recurring Foundation personnel.
SCP-3646 - Phantom Mosquitos
(08 Jun 2018 15:49) (+47)
Mosquitoes suck. Even when they're dead. I really should get around to rewriting this one because it's kind of bad.
SCP-3516 - I Fell Off My Bike!
(10 Jun 2018 17:47) (+90)
Magic Bicycle Of Pain. My earliest foray into the funnies.
SCP-3836 - Grease Monkey and the Search for FAST
(17 Aug 2018 22:07) (+175)
GOTTA GO FAST. This is where I found my groove, and discovered my niche in the site's ecosystem. The first of many funny-talking creatures with hyperfixations.
(30 Aug 2018 13:43) (+46)
My first ever tale, written about everybody's favorite Garfield skip. Bonus art!
SCP-3586 - Gourmet Gull
(20 Sep 2018 21:29) (+79)
A dumb idea that notgull(fittingly) and me came up with once. Was fun to write.
SCP-4116 - The Nightmare King in the Palace of Dreams
(24 Dec 2018 15:14) (+142)
Based off of real nightmares I had as a kid. It's gotten some expansions in the form of tales, by both myself and others! Also here's some art. And some more, by the illustrious SunnyClockwork!
SCP-3596 - Super Justice Containment Action Squadron!
(10 Feb 2019 18:59) (+89)
Power, Rangers, baby.
(26 Feb 2019 17:07) (+113)
You know when you have an idea, a really bad one, and no matter what you can't get it out of your mind until you do something with it? Yeah.
(23 May 2019 11:53) (+17)
More of the Kingus from 4116, and my first full tale on the site.
SCP-5266 - IDIOT SUCCUMBS TO NEUROTOXIN WHILE LISTENING TO MACHO MAN CLICK NOW TO SEE
(23 Dec 2020 18:52) (+297)
My magnum opus, I don't think I'll ever write another that uses the SCP format this well. Be prepared for action sequences set to Village People songs.
(21 Aug 2021 21:02) (+46)
A dialogue-only tale I wrote in a single sitting about SCP-3199.
SCP-7416 - Lawbert
(04 Jun 2024 18:20) (+145)
A certified creature. A real fella. He is designed to be as obnoxious as possible but I still love him.
SCP-7526 - A Place With Doctors
(02 Jul 2024 21:15) (+33)
In my opinion my most underrated work on the site, it just sort of happened that way. It's about lots of things. Including Hungarian potato-men distributing medicinal corpse lemonade.
(02 Oct 2024 23:21) (+19)
Four words: Lawbert. Collaborative. Test. Logs.
SCP-8146 - Twitch Subs for the Master!
(25 Oct 2024 18:58) (+34)
My longest work, and one of the ones that was the most fun to write. I will put any fanart it gets in the article itself. For the glory of The Master!
(07 Dec 2024 23:53) (+18)
It turns out the DK thing wasn't a fluke and I'm apparently actually a decent lyricist. Delightfully nonsensical.
(28 Dec 2024 16:24) (+11)
The first of two pieces I made for the 2024 Art Exchange. Honestly, the less you know going in the better.
(28 Dec 2024 16:41) (+5)
The second of two pieces I made for TroutMaskReplica for the 2024 Art Exchange. This one was an exercise in prose and vivid descriptions of an alien world.
SCP-8206 - Tuscany Blues
(18 Feb 2025 16:44) (+46)
I piece I wrote for the Public Domain contest in 2025. My twist on the tale of Pinocchio, or at least part of it. It's fairly experimental for me in a couple ways.
The Sandbox Of Way Too Many Ideas:
https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/iamtheooga