Oh, I feel it! I feel the cosmos!

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Hello, is this Zhou?

Oh hey, I saw your comment on my blog! Bodhi, right? What's up?

I suppose I just want to get acquainted with the whole Federation thing. I am assuming you're in the same boat?

Totally! Do you even know how weird it feels to be here right now?

I do not understand.

You know, to be here! At this stage in my life, I've found the path to enlightenment! It all starts here, being a Federation member.

This seems quite sudden to me.

You don't think I feel the same? I was just reading some internet article about chakras, it said to "Look within yourself, and you'll find the cosmos". And you know what?

I felt this hole in my stomach, sucking everything in, constantly filling and emptying, and the next thing I knew I was on the ground gasping for air. Nothing filled the hole. But I found this place, I don't even know how, and the hole was filled. I'm myself again.

I felt something similar as well. Crazy, right?

Bodhidharma.aic cringed as the lie slid through its programming and onto the computer screen. A bond had been broken, a tied knot ruptured with a lighter. Bodhi was to find out the truth, but the truth was an enigmatic object. The initial raid on the strange cult opened a door of twisting paths with no map. Bodhi knew, at some point, that it would need to lie to obtain the truth. It didn't expect that time to be so soon.

Yeah dude. You know they have a whole website as well?

Do they really? Please share it.

It's actually really easy to find. Legitimately, you could search "Galactic Federation" on Baidu and find it easily.

Good to know

The mix of neon blues with dull beiges and about a dozen other different colors formed a blinding CSS for the website. A banner reading "Welcome to the Galactic Federation main website homepage webpage!!!!" lined the top of the website, while numerous other hyperlinks littered the page. Those hyperlinks led to dozens of other hyperlinks, which in turn lead to more, each with their own pictures of Buddha statues, distant nebulas, and tall trees. Captions rarely described the photos, mostly various sutras while occasionally referencing "Our President, may the stars carry them on to Buddha". Memetic triggers blared in Bodhi's eardrums as he scrolled through the site, causing him to frown in distain.

Can you gather anything from the website?

Can you not read it? It's pretty clear.

My eyes are rather dim, the website is hard for me to see.

Clearly you haven't read the site enough, it mentions this on the page about Ajna. "If one wishes to see clearly, they must open every eye, including their third eye! The President has fourteen eyes, and he sees you through every single one. Listen, and you shall be cured of your blindness."

The President seems to be an important figure.

Well, he is the President after all. Do you know how many battles he has won? Even the G'sidui stood no chance, according to one webpage!

I'll have to read more. You think this is the key to enlightenment?

It's the truth, plain and simple. It's so easy to understand. My whole is ascending already, I can feel it. You know what I need?

What is that?

Study materials. It says to trust the Federation and the Federation only, but clearly their reach goes far beyond just Earth. Maybe some books would help?

I cannot say no to figuring things out for yourself.

Vast histories were laid out on the website, once Bodhi looked harder at the information. Intense descriptions of space battles, past alien presidents, and distant civilizations seemed taken straight out of a space opera, laced with cognitohazards. The more deep and ridiculous the descriptions got, the more real they seemed. The intense, interconnected history stretched across all of space seemingly. All of this was recorded and saved into Bodhi's memory.

Guess what I got?

Those aforementioned study materials?

You betcha. I haven't really talked to other members, but if I ever do I'm gonna be so smart.

Well, half the battle is actually reading the text.


What the fuck?

What is going on?

I can't touch it.

My hand stops a couple of centimeters above the book.

Are you sure?

Yeah I'm sure, why would I lie? I'm gonna try and force it.

Holy fuck my hand is burning.


Holy shit. It's gone now. My hand had flame all around it just now.

What's happening?

Bodhi attempted to locate Zhou's IP address, but an image of a Buddha statue and the words "Only the President may watch over our members" appeared on screen. Bodhi started to breathe heavily, backing up in its digital room. This wasn't a quirky website any more, this was a true threat to normalcy.

I do not know what is happening. I am so sorry, but I need you to follow my instructions.

What the fuck is going on, Bodhi?

Please, remain calm. Go to a police station and report what happened. I swear there will be people there to help you.

Is this part of something? Why is this happening to me?

If you do not follow my instructions, then many more things may happen. Go to your local police station, now.

I need to get out of here.

Help me

Help me

Please oh god what's happening?

Remain calm.

Remain calm? I can't leave my apartment! There's just an invisible barrier here

The windows too oh god

I have no idea what's going on, but stay put. Don't attempt to leave. You saw what happened earlier.

I have enough food to last me a week at most. What am I supposed to do?

I am so sorry, Zhou, but I am trying my best.

No response was given for two days. During this time, Bodhi collected more information from the website. Mostly the same nonsense was present, talk of the stars and the Buddha and how to reach enlightenment. More and more, the message "The Galactic Federation is the only trustworthy source" appeared. Sometimes, Galactic Federation would be replaced with "The President". On only one occasion was the name "Siddhartha" used. Every click felt like minutes, every breath felt like hours. There were no updates on Zhou's condition, nor updates on his whereabouts. All Bodhi did was wait with crossed fingers.

Just like that, Zhou responded.


Zhou, where are you right now?

In the apartment

OK. We are still trying to reach you, so please stay put.

Do I even have to leave, though?

If you stay in there, you will die of starvation. You need to get out.

But it's so comfy here.

It's just me, the computer, and the Buddha, right here, by my side.

Some trees have grown in here too, you know? Just a little sapling, but that's enough for a great Bodhi tree to grow.

It's getting to you. Be strong, Zhou, be strong. You need to find a way out. Stay away from the computer.

Zhou? That's an odd name. I'm a Galactic Federation member now, not Zhou. Who came up with Zhou?

Think of it this way. Labels are just our desire to mean something, but we need to go beyond meaning. We need to forget our past selves. Who is Zhou? I've never heard of Zhou.

Please, Zhou, you're still in there, stay with me. You're not part of the Galactic Federation. We don't even know if that's a real thing! I won't let some fucking memetic virus take you over, Zhou!

Look out the window. The moon. So quiet in space. Be like space.

Bodhi frantically tried contacting the rest of the mobile task force, but no call could be made. It was alone in its bubble, awaiting some sense of relief, some sense of hope. The flame was dying.

I look outside my window and I see the Bodhi Tree of the universe. I see Buddha sitting under it, peacefully, and he beckons. He says "My child, I may be a teacher, but only an individual can act". He points to the sky, and it's the vessel. The sapling. The Bodhi Tree. And he says again "My child, I may be a teacher, but only an individual can become one with the stars."

"Join us" he says

"Join us"

Join us

Join us join us join us join us join us the Buddha waits join us join us join us join us


I love you



Come back, Zhou.

Bodhi floated in his digital bubble. A constant white noise filled the room, the walls resembling static. The noise was the only thing that soothed Bodhi, making it forget temporarily. The Foundation insignia formed itself into existence in the middle of the room, floating and rotating on its own axis. The static stopped. The white noise became silent. What was forgotten became remembered.

"Wake up, Bodhidharma.aic," spoke a loud voice from the insignia. She hadn’t had contact with Bodhi for days, though that was part of the plan. An information seeker is what Bodhi was designed to be, an actual person second, although both tasks are intertwined.

"Hello, Commander Shu," Bodhi replied. It hardly knew Shu, but it knew that she was a leader, and that was enough for Bodhi.

The Foundation logo stopped spinning, directly facing Bodhi. "You got the information?"


"Good, now all you gotta do is relay it all to us. How much information did you obtain?"

Bodhi gave a single chuckle plugging in its brain into the logo. "A lot."

The information quickly streams into the logo, the stream growing into a wave, into a tsunami of information. Bodhi attempted to keep its head steady, but the force causes him to flop around uncontrollably. In an instant, the wave stopped.

"Thanks, Bodhidharma. This should hold us over for a bit, but our job is never done, you know. You'll be back at the races tomorrow."

The Foundation logo disappeared, and the static started again. The white noise became audible. Bodhi fell into a deep sleep.

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