Hey, babe, I know you’re having a hard time. But so are the rest of us.
This work has CWs for: mildly sexual language, and discussions of misogyny.
Ode To A Businesswoman by xexnoncores
The following work originates from a QR code branded to several areas within the Three Portland’s Prometheus Plaza and recently zoned Androidmeda District. It is not attributable to anyone except its eponymous signer, known only as “R.”
Girl in a business suit, I
Saw you coming out of that cafe
A twenty dollar latte in hand
Girls like you (and forgive me if you’re not)
You fascinate me
Your cologne smears like perfume
Your shoes like a mom’s lipstick
Like a displaced Sidhe, you
March to the beat of an anonymizing drum
To the tune of a silver-spoon blare
I wonder, and I shouldn’t have
What papers you shuffle on a daily basis
Whose head is the next upon your capital’s chassis
A girl in business kind of fucks, honestly
There’s a real sense of urgency, a total harmony
Of cacophonous elements, black tie and glass paint
Paint coating a ceiling gilded to a gentrifying
Pointed sword, nasty—like all the bitches downtown.
Those women in make-up and pink fashion
Which either disgusts you
Turns you on
Or shames you.
Girl in a business suit,
The one with the short black hair
Are you the one we’re all gabbing about?
Someone’s making moves
That these ports can’t sustain
The Sidhes are leaving, and the golems are being
Pulverized to dust, as the dollar moves
And the electronica pours in
As those rich paratech babies swoop
To override the haunts of this city
The ghost of dead steel mills
Where the plains once used to be
Among parabolic wheat, as far as the eye could see—
And yet somehow, if it is you
I’ve got to admire the balls
Of someone willing to bare themselves
In public, of all spheres too,
When the dog of merchant glory is at the door
In all its conformative glory
I can’t imagine what your office is like
Do your co-workers consider you
Just one of the guys?
Maybe someday I should take you out
And show you a real time
A proper time
Before your guilt kicks in and I’m
Thrown out like the skank your mom thinks I am
forgetabtbicorns 12/02/2021 01:52PM
And where the fuck have you been all this time? This is awesome 👏
hoohoohwrd_419 12/04/2021 06:23AM
we got a guestbook lesgooooooo. anyone remember when everyone’s geocities had these?
mcjagger29828 12/05/2021 01:21AM
found this from thing in a bathroom. tight as hell whoever put this there but idk if I needed to experience existential dread while peeing
rhodethoseislands_sidhe012 12/05/2021 02:57AM
does anyone have info on who this is about ?
average_avail333 12/06/2021 05:22AM
jessie if you see this im sorry for what I did :(
georgia_orange27d 12/06/2021 07:39AM
god I love a good chick in a business suit
anastaieeee 12/06/2021 11:38PM
I want whoever wrote this to know I read this and went back to fuck my ex cuz of it. Fuck you but also her office smelled sooooo good
jamil_jojo 12/07/2021 09:12PM
same @ above except she wasn’t just a girl anymore so idk if im allowed to say samesies. mine is a dragonling though so it was totally better than whatever you were doing
jaksjlsjsdbszx 12/08/2021 01:01AM
everyone is talking about hot women in these comments but im more saddened by the reminder 3ports isn’t what it used to be :( will the mayor ever listen to us again?
arigato19neko 12/08/2021 04:56AM
threeprts wasn’t meant to make money
mang0fox_20XX 12/09/2021 08:37AM
@ the above guy little havana is owned by the illuminati aint no way ur gonna have a better time there
42069_sexywolfass_42069 12/09/2021 11:42PM
Truly a moving work of art, a testament to the (thankfully still thriving) anart scene active out of our beloved Three Portlands. Being part Sidhe myself, it has been unfortunate to watch the decline of our culture over the past decade—our disco bars are no more, same fate as our whiskey pubs and magic mounds. There’s too many modified humans there now, not that I have anything against someone who can afford to modify their DNA to make their head look like a Doberman Pinscher, but why Three Portlands, of all places?
doppleg4ng3r 12/10/2021 10:32AM
agreed with the above comment. when we will establish endogenic catgirls as an oppressor class
gg_gamergurkl_gg 12/11/2021 09:39PM
#girlboss moments! all of silver street in prom plaza is now #gentrified!!!! (But for real I swear I’ve seen this bitch somewhere? If anyone knows her name drop it so we can make her fuck off)
noitems_fd927 12/12/2021 04:28PM
OP this poem sounds like you weren’t loved by your parents. also #keep3portsweird
momomomtar00 12/13/2021 12:36AM
#keep3portsweird
chekchek226 12/13/2021 01:52PM
#keep3portsweird because i cant pay my rent by myself anymore
ezcepytokn2rulez 12/15/2021 06:24PM
fr tho god this spoke to me. spoke to me so bad. arm yourselves plz if you live in 3ports and aren’t already shit is rough and we only have each other. friendly reminder your capitalist pig friends are ONLY good for fucking—but one day, we will fuck their office permanently, fuck all of their offices and their fancy valet parking; we will fuck with the biggest cock of justice that can be found and the biggest bat that collective action can create. mark zuckerberg i am coming for you
c4tg1rl5n45ty 12/15/2021 09:57AM
i think everyone in these comments needs to go outside
dataminer87 12/02/2021 01:25PM
this slaps