Dr. Leinnes' Personnel File
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Its 4 in the morning. Let's get this shit out of the way.

My personnel file1

IDENTIFIER: Dr. Neil Leinnes, PhD.

SAFETY ACCESS: Level IV Clearance

FUNCTION: Applied Metaphysics Senior Researcher

CHRONOLOGY: Born 12/1/1984 in Snowfield, Nevada, Dr. Leinnes was recruited out of University and joined the SCP-914 project. Following an incident in which he terminated an anomalous object, Dr. Leinnes was transferred to Site-94 where he remained and eventually rose to Senior Researcher.

QUOTATION: "I get a whole personnel file all to myself?"

The moment you2 were waiting for. My SCPs!

SCP-7393: The Definition of a Human Being3


Description: Chamber is empty.

SCP-7967: We Have No Shepherds4


This energy tends to dissipate shortly after the subject's death. SCP-7967 functions by tracking these events and using Wozny-Hellman Worship Sinks to absorb it successfully.

SCP-7278: Wrath of a Fae5


It is for this reason that determining the true nature of SCP-7278 is extremely difficult and likely impossible.

SCP-7889: Lies and Slander6


We at Vikander-Kneed Technical Media do not appreciate the slander that "nothing good ever comes from a VKTM tape." We hope you learn your lesson.

KTE-7609-Ochre-Egochild: Casefile Template7


The GOC appears to have developed their own pataphysical eigenweapon.

SCP-7791: necessary evil8


Actions taken by the Foundation such as genocide, torture, brainwashing, and abuse of sapient beings have historically been most effective in provoking SCP-7791 to action.

SCP-7790: Orientation9


Welcome to the SCP Foundation. I'll be performing your orientation today.

SCP-7792: The Deletions10


Personnel have described the hole as shaped like Dir. Rudolf Lingens.

SCP-7658: Forgettable, That's What We Are11


No Foundation departments exist to contain anomalies of this kind.

SCP-7355: Room 305 (Surgery)12


So, I have concluded from the evidence that that room is God and He wants me to survive for some purpose.

SCP-7231: In Heaven13


Are you sure you want to continue, Dr. Montauk?

SCP-7964: The Gate, Unguarded14


God is meant to be my light, but I see only darkness.

Some real things about me!15

I'm currently in college in [PERSONAL INFORMATION REDACTED] studying math. Did you know that Cauchy looks a lot like Putin?

I like Robotics, Tennis, Coding, and chocolate chip muffins.

I do not have any dreamers.16

Some quotes about me!

"NielleiN is an amazing writer who makes me feel inferior and ashamed that I ever thought I could compete with his massive talent" -Rounderhouse17

"Has good taste (chainsawman profile picture)" -Yossipossi

"Get lost you turds" -Grigori Karpin

And that's all the quotes!18

And here are some SCPs I like and think you should read.19 I'm doing 1 from each series.

SCP-184
SCP-1425
SCP-2798
SCP-3005
SCP-4012
SCP-5666
SCP-6820
SCP-7900

I think that's everything, bye!

Addendum XXXX.01: Notes by Dr. Neil Leinnes

Who the hell vandalized my personnel file?-Dr. Neil Leinnes20

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