Its 4 in the morning. Let's get this shit out of the way.
My personnel file1
IDENTIFIER: Dr. Neil Leinnes, PhD.
SAFETY ACCESS: Level IV Clearance
FUNCTION: Applied Metaphysics Senior Researcher
CHRONOLOGY: Born 12/1/1984 in Snowfield, Nevada, Dr. Leinnes was recruited out of University and joined the SCP-914 project. Following an incident in which he terminated an anomalous object, Dr. Leinnes was transferred to Site-94 where he remained and eventually rose to Senior Researcher.
QUOTATION: "I get a whole personnel file all to myself?"
The moment you2 were waiting for. My SCPs!
SCP-7393: The Definition of a Human Being3
Description: Chamber is empty.
SCP-7967: We Have No Shepherds4
This energy tends to dissipate shortly after the subject's death. SCP-7967 functions by tracking these events and using Wozny-Hellman Worship Sinks to absorb it successfully.
It is for this reason that determining the true nature of SCP-7278 is extremely difficult and likely impossible.
We at Vikander-Kneed Technical Media do not appreciate the slander that "nothing good ever comes from a VKTM tape." We hope you learn your lesson.
KTE-7609-Ochre-Egochild: Casefile Template7
The GOC appears to have developed their own pataphysical eigenweapon.
Actions taken by the Foundation such as genocide, torture, brainwashing, and abuse of sapient beings have historically been most effective in provoking SCP-7791 to action.
Welcome to the SCP Foundation. I'll be performing your orientation today.
Personnel have described the hole as shaped like Dir. Rudolf Lingens.
SCP-7658: Forgettable, That's What We Are11
No Foundation departments exist to contain anomalies of this kind.
SCP-7355: Room 305 (Surgery)12
So, I have concluded from the evidence that that room is God and He wants me to survive for some purpose.
Are you sure you want to continue, Dr. Montauk?
SCP-7964: The Gate, Unguarded14
God is meant to be my light, but I see only darkness.
Some real things about me!15
I'm currently in college in [PERSONAL INFORMATION REDACTED] studying math. Did you know that Cauchy looks a lot like Putin?
I like Robotics, Tennis, Coding, and chocolate chip muffins.
I do not have any dreamers.16
Some quotes about me!
"NielleiN is an amazing writer who makes me feel inferior and ashamed that I ever thought I could compete with his massive talent" -Rounderhouse17
"Has good taste (chainsawman profile picture)" -Yossipossi
"Get lost you turds" -Grigori Karpin
And that's all the quotes!18
And here are some SCPs I like and think you should read.19 I'm doing 1 from each series.
SCP-184
SCP-1425
SCP-2798
SCP-3005
SCP-4012
SCP-5666
SCP-6820
SCP-7900
I think that's everything, bye!
Addendum XXXX.01: Notes by Dr. Neil Leinnes
Who the hell vandalized my personnel file?-Dr. Neil Leinnes20