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Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All actors are expected to retire from their roles and exit stage left after taking a final bow, as dictated by the director.
SCP-001 is not to be spoken of in-character.
Description: SCP-001 refers to the cyclical recasting of all actors upon the conclusion of a performance.
Recasting is currently in effect.
Casting Call: The director has currently issued a casting call for the following new roles. Please note that only roles which have not been cast yet are available for viewing in this document.
Role | Notes |
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Dr. Garrison | Has an inordinate amount of faith in the future and is highly confident of herself. |
Agent Calendar | Prone to solving problems with her fists. |
Researcher Rex | Has trouble communicating properly and is very unsure of himself. |
D-1221 | A demented mind. |
From: | pcs.hctawrevo|01-5o#pcs.hctawrevo|01-5o |
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To: | pcs.hctawrevo|1-5o#pcs.hctawrevo|1-5o |
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Subject: | The End |
It feels like only yesterday we auditioned and were cast in our roles. How time flies, right? It makes me think about the nature of our art. Unlike a painting or a sculpture, we are here one moment, then gone the next. But I suppose this is something we both know as thespians.
Sorry for waxing poetic at you, my friend. I'll see you at curtain call.
Regards,
O5-10
Secure, Contain, Protect
From: | pcs.hctawrevo|1-5o#pcs.hctawrevo|1-5o |
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To: | pcs.hctawrevo|01-5o#pcs.hctawrevo|01-5o |
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Subject: | Re:The End |
I have thought long and hard on this, and I have decided that I will not be relinquishing my role. If the director has a problem with that, then so be it.
Yours,
O5-1
Secure, Contain, Protect
Below is a list of directorial notes pending implementation via SCP-001.
Character | Notes |
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Dr. Wettle | I would like to see the character go in a new, more serious direction. Turn the comedy into a tragedy. |
Agent Strelnikov | This character is a negative racial stereotype. We should figure out a way to not make it so, and perhaps add some more depth to him. |
Dr. Clef | Though the serious demeanor of the character compared to his outlandish story is amusing in a deadpan tone, an exaggerated and bombastic performance will truly bring him to life. |
Dr. Gears | After much consideration, it has been concluded that a Gears-type character would not have a wife or children, and as such, will lack them moving forward. |
Dr. Everwood | ATTN Costume Department: Remember to sever the actor's right arm this time. The robot arm story requires too much explaining. |
From: | pcs.hctawrevo|01-5o#pcs.hctawrevo|01-5o |
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To: | pcs.hctawrevo|1-5o#pcs.hctawrevo|1-5o |
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Subject: | Re:Re:The End |
Where are you? I know you said you didn't want to leave the role, which I think is crazy talk, but I trust you to make your own decisions. I guess I just expected you to show up for curtain call. The director is asking for you personally, and I don't know what to say.
Regards,
O5-10
Secure, Contain, Protect
Not all parts are recast during each SCP-001 cycle. The following tables list characters which will not be returning during the next performance, as well as a reason provided by the director.
Character | Notes |
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Dr. Iceberg | Unmemorable, irrelevant, unnecessary. |
Professor Kain Pathos Crow | Casting canine actors and training them to cooperate with human actors is too time consuming. |
Dr. Kondraki | Repeated on-stage accidents and inflammatory behavior. |
Researcher Smalls | Repeated absenteeism. |
Researcher Lloyd | Character poses constant, immediate danger to other actors. |
From: | pcs.hctawrevo|01-5o#pcs.hctawrevo|01-5o |
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To: | pcs.hctawrevo|1-5o#pcs.hctawrevo|1-5o |
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Subject: | The End |
We just gave our final bow. This will be my final message, as I am turning over my props and costume to the director. Time to become naught but a memory.
I hope you know what you're doing.
Regards,
Your Friend.
Roles Pending Transition: The following character(s) were not present at curtain call.
Character | Status |
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O5-1 | Located. |