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This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!
Fandom Stuff
- A hearing in the SCP trademark case took place this month. Another court session was scheduled for next month.
- SCP-FR has a new domain - http://fondationscp.fr/ - that redirects visitors to the SCP-FR wiki.
- SCP-DE's mentor system that helps newcomers to the site now has an information page.
- SCP-DE also accepted a large side canon - Project Trickster - into the official DE canon.
- SCP-ES is continuing its frequent micro-contests that take place on the forums. The lastest one was constrained to take place over the course of just five hours.
- The latest of SCP-KO's bimonthly contests concluded this month.
Featured Articles
- SCP-4823 ("The Whole World Has Gone Bananas") by Serabus
Featured by Ocuin, Flopmind, and REDESERT
Following entry, SCP-4823 will unpeel itself.
- "REMEMBER" by Cerastes
Featured by Truc Linh, Comrade Waldo, and Dr Sage Evergreen
Cain didn't have the luxury of forgetting why he did it…
- "Single: untitled" by oboebandgeek99
Featured by KaraKatt and Dr Gallium
While this is inspired by true things(ish) I've embellished the story.
Reviewer's Spotlight Articles
SCP-5380: My World by chiifu featured by KaraKatt
SCP-5595: Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site-Director, Gumball Machine by PlaguePJPfeatured by redesert
I Don't Wanna Be Special (I Just Wanna Survive) by OboeBandGeek99
featured by Naveil
SCP-5335: The Freudian Split by MalyceGraves
Featured by Francis Scalia
You will notice little 'π' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)
Week of September 1st:
SCPs
- π SCP-5516 ("101 Lobster Friends") - Nothing more, nothing less. Account made by
DodoDevil.
- π SCP-3195 ("The Fault in Our Star") - I knew that this star was a troublemaker. Of course, it's her fault. Of course. Written by Marcelles_Raynes does not match any existing user name.
- π SCP-5705 ("Powered by Thorium!β’") - Here's another material who can be a power source for you. COVID-19 can't stop us creating them. Made by
Iszth.
- SCP-5147 ("The Mannequin Troupe") - This is not for your entertainment. Brought to you by
Sirslash47.
- SCP-5494 ("The Lords of the Beneath World") - We still wait to know what exact beneath world they rule, they still have to come back to us. Investigations made by
HarryBlank.
- SCP-2754 ("A Festival For One, a Festival For None.") - It's not the Fyre Festival II. Written by
chiifu.
- SCP-5346 ("GUMP") - These GIMP bootlegs won't stop flooding us, am I right? Written by
JakdragonX.
- π SCP-PL-126 ("The Union of Earth Socialist Republicans") - For a general union from all the earthlings against fascists of all natures and all dimensions! Manifesto written by
Dr_Blackpeace, translated by
INT_Translator.
- SCP-5165 ("A Ream of Paper") - This ream of paper don't want you to pay attention to them, everything is alright. Written by
AdsidTFD.
- SCP-314-J ("Numerical Proofs (That You Suck)") - You are a lame-ass and here's the exact, objective reason why. Written by
weizhong.
- π SCP-5137 ("Friendship Is Only Skin Deep") - Yeah, me and my friend, we made a joint tattoo on our backs for symbolize the bond that unites us. Pretty, isn't it? Written by
Sebarus.
- π SCP-CN-999 ("Spreading your wings") - You're supposed to fly. Find your wings. Written by
MScarlet, translated by
INT_Translator.
- SCP-5382 ("The Cure, and What Ails You") - Tell us what is your level of pain and we will provide the most efficient Cure record for healing your injuries. Written by
HarryBlank.
- SCP-5143 ("Heavy Fuel") - Powered by the SANDWICH. Written by
daviiid.
Tales
- Looking Forward - "What we have is a hostile force from outside our solar system with a significantly protracted history of interfering with human development." Written by
Grigori Karpin.
- π Cleaning House - "If you insist, I will kill you all. Is that what you want?" Written by
Grigori Karpin.
- π The Grand Delusion - "You won't believe your eyes! Or your nose! Seriously, you might wanna cover your nose around some of these wonders." Written by
Hellylessa.
- π A lacking response - "Those who discard them off the bat, maybe they're the real joke." Written by Wakawaaa does not match any existing user name.
GoI Formats
- 'Iron-Priest.aic' (FEP26/PR4Y5/M3K43) [Marshall, Carter & Dark, Ltd.] - "So I've been talking to one of the Maxwellist higher-ups, and I've heard they are having problems with people losing their faith. So I made a deal with those Maxwellists, and they agreed to supply us with their tech, while we supply them with an AI of ours that can help them out with this little problem of theirs." Written by
basirskipreader.
Misc
- AnAnomalousWriter's Wallpaper Place (and more) - Wallpapers bring more life to your office, more colors and more joy, so don't hesitate to use it!
AnAnomalousWriter have some in stock.
- Croquembouche's Workbench - Croq' do his Mod things on this one. Written by
Croquembouche.
- Underread and Underrated September 2020 - Challenges are gud. Written by
UraniumEmpire.
Week of September 8th:
SCPs
- SCP-5842 ("Sentient Stalking Stop Sign") - I'm particularly proud of this aliteration. Not too bad when it comes to a stalking sign. Written by
Quadraginta.
- SCP-5520 ("The Rabbit Hole") - We all fell on it every day. We don't even know their exact number.
HarryBlank fell on one, too.
- π SCP-5448 ("When We Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?") - We go on a place with bad guys, when parties are never over and when people with strange addictions don't bury their friends. You should see them on crowns, tho. Written by
Captain Kirby.
- SCP-3946 ("Amphitrite's Curse, Scylla's Wrath") - The saga of the big water hole and the big monster with many teeths continues. Written by
Anorrack.
- SCP-3743 ("Euboea, Son of Briareos") - Their Many Hands guide us in this life. We honor their creation with our blood and bodies. We are their many hands, shaping society in their image. Written by
Grigori Karpin.
- SCP-5106 ("Goosed") - Le Honk est grandiose. Written by
DrAkimoto.
Tales
- π Acies - "when I am defeated by Mankind, when they inevitably win their final battle against their creator, I shall fall blind forevermore!" Written by
Tyumen.
- π The Blood That Binds Us - "Looks like it was a dead lead. Sorry for the trouble. Lets go folks," Written by
Sebarus.
- π Needs Of The Many - "There was science to be done. Lives to save." Written by
ManyMeats.
GoI Formats
- GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CYBERNETIC MODIFICATION OF THE CORPSE OF THE CROCOTEUTHIS GIGANTIS [Prometheus Labs, Inc.] - "One potential new eigenweapon class which will be able to terminate an LSA is known. In this, the relevance of the second deceased LSA becomes clear." Written by
stormbreath.
- Adoption Poster: Cupid! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] - "You told me I would be the perfect owner for Cupid because I know of nobody who wishes to meet me to do me harm. You were wrong." Written by
Krombopulos_Will.
Misc
- Dr. John "PeppersGhost" Pepper's Personnel File - It's
PeppersGhost's author page!
- Interviewing Icons - djkaktus - djkaktus as interviewed by
WhiteGuard.
Week of September 15th:
SCPs
- π SCP-99826-J ("The Mind Screw") - If you begin to feel your brain melting and escaping by your ears, don't panic. It's totally normal. Written by
CuteFish.
- π SCP-015-IT ("Pipe Nightmare") - Don't ask Mario to go on an adventure inside of it. Even him cannot do that. Written by
DrGraph, translated by
INT_Translator.
- SCP-SPC-J (""Shark" "Punching" "Center"") - Punch. Punch. Oscar. Punched by
daveyoufool.
- SCP-5265 ("SKYFIRE") - It's beautiful when you see it by far. Not lighted by Popsioak does not match any existing user name.
- SCP-5972 ("Let All the Children Boogie") - He'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds. Composed by
ThisMightBeAuto.
- π SCP-161-JP ("Eyling Inability") - Or whatever the word is. Written by
undercat, translated by
INT_Translator.
- SCP-4291 ("The Little Death") - It hurts less, I promise. Administered by
Riemann.
Tales
- π A Transfer of Responsibility - "The legacy of fifty-seven years of Foundation research and the pride of one of the most meticulous researchers I had ever had the pleasure of working with was now in the capable hands of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions." Written by
Dr John Silver.
- π Panspermia - "I wonder what will come after usβ¦" Written by Dr_Moist does not match any existing user name.
- Log Of Anomalous Items, Vol III - Its Volume 3 of the Log of Anomalous Items! Written by
Modulum.
- Blind To The Big Surprise - "Percival Dark's smile dripped with venom." Written by
ch00bakka.
- π A Fractured Curtain - "We can find you a replacement beanie! Itβs easy! How about a magical one?β Written by
Hellylessa.
GoI Format
- Collected Item No. 1080 - It's Mr. Heavenly Virtues of the Misters Against Weed! Written by
INT_Translator.
Misc
- Reality's Very Real Probably Cognitohazardous Art Page - Contrary to popular belief, this art is in fact very real and had not been created by cognitohazards. Made by
IAmReal.
- Groups Of Interest-JP - The pals from Japan are in the place, people. Written by
CheshireCheese, translated by
INT_Translator.
- Luxkeeper's Artpage - It's important to update your logos in a consistent way. It's the job of
Luxkeeper.
- Honey's art page - MOAR PIXEL. Made by
HoneyChips4090.
- Interviewing Icons Hub -
WhiteGuard, the half-official interviewer of the site, is not done with interviews of famous authors. Who wants more?
- Interviewing Icons - Rounderhouse - Rounderhouse as interviewed by
WhiteGuard.
Week of September 22nd:
SCPs
- SCP-5070 ("Oh, for the love of God.") - me IRL. Written by
HunterDog.
- SCP-5194 ("Resurfaced Memortics") - Not memetics, tho. It's an other beast. Written by
DodoDevil.
- π SCP-4584 ("cold dreams.") - As coldest as the winter Kanye sung about, one day. Freezed by
chiifu.
- π SCP-1020-J ("Fridge Horror") - Expired food is more horrifying than anything you could ever dream. Written by
Roget.
- π SCP-5896 ("Windows 95 for Elders") - It's never too late for learning how the Internet works! If you follow the instructions of this book made by Edna Granbo does not match any existing user name, you will know everything about that!
Tales
- π Remember Me as a Time of Day - "Your generation's new-fangled slang is always amiss, bhaiji" Written by Popsioak does not match any existing user name.
- Strange Beasts - "You can learn a lot about yourself from the stories you seek out. Sometimes even things you didn't know were true." Written by
daviiid.
Misc
- evilFoundation - Secure. Contain. Predominate. - Ethics and protection of humanity? Bitch, please, it's so outdated. Written by
tokage-otoko, translated by
INT_Translator.
- Top Rated Joke Articles - These articles will totally give you a good laugh, because numbers never lie. Written by
Croquembouche.
- Top Rated Group of Interest Formats - Few people know how the Groups of Interest write about things that happened to us. This time is close to an end. Written by
Croquembouche.
Canon Renaissance Contest Entries
- New Faces: Overture by redredred
- The Paintings Burn A Crimson Red by Sebarus
- The Library Cries in Ultramarine Blue by UncertaintyCrossing
- Everywhere, NY by Taffeta
- Awakening by chiifu
- SCP-5437 by J Dune
- Critter Profile: Cappi! by Ellie3
- Within The Walls I by JakdragonX
- Pt. 1 - Gagliarda Dell'Ambasciatore by MalyceGraves
- Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone by CanOfSoup
- A Sympathetic Thorn in the Side of the Bookburners by stop1010
- Worry Worry by faminepulse
- Him and the Other Him by The Pighead
- The Heart of the Beast by aismallard
- #LetTheFactoryFail by The Great Hippo
- In the Dark by Greyve
- Divine And Conquer by Weryllium
- He Picked Up The Gun by Proasek
- Chiaroscuro by Tufto
- Sun (Sister) and Moon (Champion) by HarryBlank
- Light and the Mole by Grigori Karpin
- Everyday Is Somebody's Birthday by Captain Kirby
- Joey and Overgang and Rita and Molly and Zombies by ch00bakka
- Mile High Club by A Random Day
- Truth Lies by Calibold
- Broken Bowe by HarryBlank
- SCP-5391 by J Dune
- Prelude by minmin
- Welcome To Yellowstone by Grigori Karpin
- The Bowe Decommission, Part Two by HarryBlank
- Footage Recovered From a Private Server by notgull
- SCP-5025 by notgull
- The beat of rain upon the land, broken teardrop in my hand by CanOfSoup
- Project RUBY by Tyumen
- Bottom Floor by Grigori Karpin
- I crawl a cracked and broken path; if we make it we can all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying by CanOfSoup
- Silent roars will kill this curiosity by GerrymanderBassist
- Asmodeus by UraniumEmpire
- The Great Cult Escape by Luxaiko
- Fifty Percent Off Everything by ch00bakka
- Such a Shame It Didn't Work by HarryBlank
- wowwee un kill ursefl by TyGently
- The Ranger with the Big Iron on his Hip by DrDromeus
- Lost by Dr Moned
- A Team You Can (Maybe) Trust by Calibold
- In the cards and at the bend of the road, we never saw you by CanOfSoup
- Tip of the Spear by minmin
- The Hills of Adelanto Are Covered In A Cinnabar Green by Sebarus
- AI Classification Guide by Placeholder McD
- SCP-5375 by Rounderhouse
- The B&B Decommission by HarryBlank
- What the hand, dare seize the fire? by DolorousDoctor
- Internet Explorers by Pedagon
- A Small Bundle Of Letters by Dr Gears
- On The Origins of Pre-Modern Fleshspeaking Rituals by Riemann
- SCP-5514 by stormbreath
- The King In Chains by (user deleted)
- A memory from your lonesome past keeps us so far apart by DrDromeus
- Corruption by Pedagon
- This Is How We Build Revelation by SoullessSingularity
- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all of the difference by DolorousDoctor
- Writing History by Ethagon
- The Bowe Decommission, Part One by HarryBlank
- The Desert Sun Shines a Cadmium Yellow by BrokenOrdinance
- SCP-5353 by Tufto
- SCP-3967 by (user deleted)
- The Only Sound Within the Room is the Falling of Each Tear by (user deleted)
- Mama, put my Guns in the Ground - I canβt Shoot them Anymore by DrDromeus
- Ambrose Vienna: An Out-of-Mind Experience by Croquembouche
- The Bowe Decommission, Part Three by HarryBlank
- SCP-5241 by Placeholder McD
- SCP-5841 by Tyumen
- The Second Cool War Begins by TyGently
- Blood In The Water by KaraKatt
- Reviviscence by Ellie3
- Knowledge is a deadly friend if no one sets the rules; the fate of all mankind I see is in the hands of fools. by DrBrandstiftung
- Halfway Lost by JakdragonX
- SCP-4614 by RockTeethMothEyes
- We draw our own designs but fortune has to make that frame by GerrymanderBassist
- The Hanging Tree by Doctor Fullham
- Smile A Little Smile For Me by PeppersGhost
- KTE-5634-Ex-Machina-Bosch by Cerastes
- Hello, My Name Isn't by Captain Kirby
- Dreams Of Nothing by Lamentte
- SCP-5975 by weizhong
- Noxious Fumes Fill The Area by GreenWolf
- Jolly Cooperation by Grigori Karpin
- A Symphony of Iron and Steel by Its a Bad Idea
- Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, and Nobody's Encounters with The Man in the White Suit by Rounderhouse
- The Siege of Site-19 by notgull
- FRAGMENTED / COMPILED by Placeholder McD
- DRAFT: CHARITY RESCUE & RELIEF | FOR THE POOR LEVININES, SO FAR FROM GOD (BUT SO CLOSE TO DEEP POCKETS) by RJB_R
- Ghosts In The Machine by Rounderhouse
- SCP-5877 by Captain Kirby
- SCP-5860 by Sinagsikap
- When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well, hang on; don't let yourself go 'cause everybody cries and everybody hurts by DrBrandstiftung
- Recruitment Drive by Nagiros
- Competitive Teleology by Riemann
- Queen of the Monsters by stormbreath
- The Four Arcana by djkaktus
Fanart
Here you will find a selection of artists whose art output is worth following. The thumbnails are clickable.
AnAnomalousWriter's Wallpaper Place (and more) by AnAnomalousWriter



Ded's Instagram Page by @just.artuwu
Two Bears


Honey's Art Page by HoneyChips4090



Luxkeeper's Art Page by Luxkeeper



SCP-5053 (Anything but a stick in the mud)



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