News for July 2019

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This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • The Collaboration Contest that started the previous month has ended. Congratulations to the winners! Be sure to check out all the entries on the contest page.
  • The Seminars and Workshops initiative has had an active month. Seminars on providing quick crit and finding and using CC-compliant images were carried out over IRC. Check the Seminars and Workshops post for schedule of upcoming events.

Featured Articles

  • SCP-2886 ("Planet-Hopping Volcano") - Since it was discovered on Triton, SCP-2886 has teleported 10 times. Written by Multiscoop
  • SCP-3052 ("Disturbed") - However, it was discovered that any subject viewing SCP-3052-1 will perceive it as facing them directly, no matter which angle or direction the subject views it from. Written by Witryso
  • Being Cactusman - What few scientists bother to worry about is whether or not plants dream. They do. Written by Riemann
  • LTE-2712-Bosch - A series of teeth (40 confirmed instances) which appeared spontaneously in and above the Arctic Ocean on 04/08/2███. Written by shaggydredlocks

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

  • SCP-1169 ("Lamarck's Giraffe") - Assignment preference will be given to staff who are irreversibly infertile. Written by wishun, selected by wishun
  • SCP-3844 ("To Slay A Dragon") - A dragon. There was a dragon in the mountains. And it looked just like we'd imagined. Written by Captain Kirby, selected by DrSevere
  • SCP-3881 ("A Disregarded Proposal") - When worn by a human being, SCP-3881 will immediately transport the wearer to an unknown location. Written by Ayers, selected by RockTeethMothEyes
  • You Never Visit Me Anymore - She pushed page after page into my hands, always littered with notes and lines under words, in red Sharpie. Written by Zachary Maxwell, selected by Zachary Maxwell

You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of July 1st:


  • 📈SCP-4197 ("Parafriends") - Always keeping an eye out for you. Written by KindlyTurtleClem.
  • SCP-4631 ("Never a Devil Again") - Only a Saint from now on! Written by NatVoltaic.
  • 📈SCP-4307 ("Electro-Marine Praetorian") - Sounds like one hell of a new music genre. Written by DL_Baryonyx.
  • 📈SCP-4649 ("BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD") - "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" Written by caspian2.
  • SCP-4338 ("Vulcan, the Disaster") - A comedy of errors. Written by T Rutherford.
  • SCP-4838 ("Lover's Quarrel") - A huge bummer. Written by aismallard.
  • SCP-4587 ("A Dog's Purpose") - LOVE DOG YES. Written by daveyoufool.
  • SCP-4176 ("impôts") - taxo best dado. Written by Uncle Nicolini and djkaktus
  • SCP-4257 ("public transit by dado") - you take car yes i mean pill yes. Written by Nameless Mediocre.
  • 📈SCP-4665 ("The Caprine Conspiracy") - God damn goats. Written by BlackMagicFine.
  • SCP-4766 ("My Beautiful, Beautiful Son") - MaliceAforethought's beautiful, beautiful son.
  • SCP-4792 ("The Contingency") - The plan is to scream. In patterns. Written by YossiLeiner.
  • 📈SCP-4965 ("My name is Legion for we are many") - WE ARE MANY. AN ARMY. A LEGION. Written by DanMoss.
  • SCP-445-EX ("The word of the day is Hope") - The magic just isn't there anymore. Written by DarkStuff.
  • SCP-4710 ("Sheen Gojira") - Sheen from Jimmy Neutron has never been so big. Written by A Random Day.
  • SCP-4813 ("My only way out is to forget I ever need a way out.") - For when escape is impossible. Written by NatVoltaic.
  • 📈SCP-4825 ("Like a lake lake, bake a bake cake.") - a literal hot seat. Written by RadioactiveRADS.


  • No Smoking - “You know how many Class-D died last year, Dolarhyde?” Written by Bennings.
  • 📈Her Final Thoughts - "There was bound to be someone meant to watch over him." Written by Mew-ltiverse.

GoI Formats

Week of July 8th:


  • SCP-4056 ("Nuclear Family Unit") - AKA The Plurality of Gears. Written by Uncle Nicolini and Captain Kirby
  • 📈SCP-4867 ("Wyoming Territory, 1867-1870") - Many Wyomings. Written by Tufto.
  • 📈SCP-4819 ("Never Miss the Last Day of Summer") - There's 104 days of summer vacation, and hi im stel has NO PLANS to end them!
  • 📈SCP-4487 ("All the World's a Dairy Farm") - and we are merely farmers. Written by Laneous.
  • SCP-4853 ("&SCP-4853") - You need more references. Written by aismallard.
  • SCP-4869 ("Boltz From The Blue") - Sometimes pingpong balls line up. Written by ManyMeats.
  • SCP-281-FR ("The Snooze Alarm") - SAPPHIRE is back at it! Translated by Lt Flops and DrMacro.


  • 📈Dent on Plaster Cast - "You're such an incompetent father, you damn … damn…" Written by Ivi-Jinn.
  • The "Existential Maw Of Despair" National Park! - "She likes to stare at it. Doesn't seem to affect her much, though." Written by Tufto.
  • θullsh't - "You have to sleep, Ray. Or your work is gonna suffer and then we’re all in deep shit." Written by Oboebandgeek99.
  • 📈UOCS Broadside - "Time to make a choice." Written by BlueJones.
  • 📈I Don't Believe In Luck, Just Misfortune - "Welcome to Stackers! You must be new here right? I think I would've remembered a face like yours in here before." Written by Doctor North.
  • Memento Vivere - "Owing to the continued need for secrecy within the Foundation, this file has been removed to the Three Point Antimemetic Screening Facility on Gongji City, Celestria." Written by Tufto.

Week of July 15th:


  • 📈SCP-4219 ("LUDROA") - "Sapience transfer complete." Written by Stark Moops.
  • SCP-371-J ("peanut funi xd 🥜😂") - the funniest peanut this side of the galaxy. Written by Uncle Nicolini.
  • 📈SCP-4261 ("In Case of Emergency, Blow Shofar") - Dr Astari TOOTS AS THEY PLEASE!
  • SCP-4780 ("Shrunk") - Honey, I shrunk the researcher! Written by A Random Day.
  • 📈SCP-4271 ("Silicon Valley") - The Texas one. Written by MacWarren.
  • SCP-4954 ("Long Live the Tinsmith!") - Look up to the skies! He lives there! Written by Nameless Mediocre.
  • 📈SCP-4168 ("Decomposing Love") - Love hurts. Written by DianaBerry.


  • 📈Systems Patch - "What are your directives, Trinity?" Written by Nagiros.
  • 📈Acrophobia - "What, so this is all to stop MC&D?" Written by NatVoltaic.
  • 📈More Than Rhythm - "You screwed us up, okay? Something happened when you were playing and you practically mental-melted half the people in the audience and messed with the other half's brains." Written by Avelon21.
  • 📈"We Will Go on Strike" - "I already told you to get out of here or you're fired." Written by Anorrack.
  • Your Very Last SCP! - "do u smell burning?" Written by The Great Hippo.

Week of July 22nd:


  • 📈SCP-4593 ("Clevair") - Air. Addiction. Gas! Written by gee0765.
  • SCP-4389-J ("Can the Foundation do THIS?") - ERROR: CANNON NOT FOUND. Written by gee0765.
  • SCP-4878 ("Six-Foot Soldiers") - La cucaracha is coming for you. Written by Weryllium.
  • SCP-4982 ("Heavy lies the crown.") - The power of knowledge. Written by Uncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-4702 ("Gehenna, Unknown to Man") - Hell is not other people. Hell is oneself. Written by ManyMeats.
  • SCP-4236 ("It's the End of the World (And Everyone Feels Fine)") - DO I LOOK FINE TO YOU? Written by Legotrekker.
  • 📈SCP-1204 ("The Social Disease") - MARK ZUCKERBUUUUUURG! Written by Roget and faminepulse.



This month we are highlighting the versions of the Artists Pages (Redirect) page that exist on our international sister wikis. There are a couple of examples of diverse art styles from each branch presented in thumbnails here. If you click through to the different branches' artwork hubs you will see lots of artwork pages for individual artists and events. There is an immense amount of great art there that users of this English language wiki rarely get exposed to.

SCP-CN (Chinese Branch) Artwork Pages

Artist: lukangle121lukangle121.jpgFrom the collaborative SCP Snow Art projectsnow-art.jpg

SCP-ES (Spanish Branch) Artwork Pages

Artist: Dr Merlin - VImerlin.jpgArtist: RobinDrake3RobinDrake3.jpg

SCP-FR (French Branch) Artwork Pages

Artist: SeyphSeyph.jpgArtist: AllbaAllba.jpg

SCP-RU (Russian Branch) Artwork Pages

Artist: Татьяна Квитковскаяkvitovskaya.jpg1063-ru.jpg

SCP-PT-BR (Portuguese) Artwork Pages

Artist: Silvacrestsilvacrest.jpgArtist: super hot dogssuper-hot-dogs.jpg

SCP-JP (Japanese) Artwork Pages

Artist: ToufuInTheBoxToufuInTheBox.jpgArtist: SeyleaneSeyleane.jpg

SCP-TH (Thai) Artwork Pages

Artist: DrSSSDrSSS.jpgArtist: BB_CORNBB_CORN.jpg


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