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Editorial

Last month, the wiki was graced with not one, but two contests! One official, one not; GoblinCon and RomCon specifically.
GoblinCon's theme (or themes, as it would be!) deals with the infamous slot goblins which plagued our site a few years ago. For the uninitiated, slot goblins are broken SCP slots that could not host an article due to Wikidot's technical flaws. However, that was corrected, and the slots were opened back up on the anniversary of the first slot goblin being discovered. The themes of GoblinCon were Class of 76, Glitches, Fantasy Goblins, Battle Royale, and Deletions. You can find the winners and the entries here!

The second contest, Romcon, is exactly what you expect from the title; a Romantic Original Character Tournament! Sign-ups were initiated near the beginning of May and over 40 entrants signed up. The first round of the contest finishes June 4th, and the next round of matches will be decided by the matchmaker, UraniumEmpire. You can read all the entries here!
- By Uncle Nicolini
Features Last Month
Top Articles of the Month
Ratings of course do not mean everything, but they are representative of what people happened to like seeing at the time. With this in mind, the following are the top-rated works last month, so if by some chance you haven't encountered them yet, be sure to check them out!
Top-Rated SCP
SCP-6183 by Liryn, MontagueETC, and Billith: B L A C K B O X
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Front Page Features
Every month, an article is selected from each of the three common article types: SCP, Tale, and Group of Interest Format. These three articles are displayed on the front page for the month to bring further recognition to them.
If you would like to view the previous front page features, you can view the archive for the SCPs here, the archive for the Tales here, and the archive for the GoI Formats here!
SCP Article
SCP-7503 by Kilerpoyo: Sacrum Humanum Imperium
The Archeology Department has hypothesized SCP-7503 to be one of the "Catacomb Saints".
Tale
Rate My Director by multiple authors
RateMyDirector is the only website that allows Foundation personnel to anonymously rate your Site Director.
GoI-Format
Finding Avalon by Fortano
At this point in the year, every student at Deer College will have at least a passing idea of how deeply entrenched Fae culture is to Three Portlands.
Reviewers' Spotlights
Works are featured on the site’s front page as part of the Reviewers’ Spotlight, which acknowledges the time and effort spent by forum reviewers helping other authors develop and edit and their works for the mainsite. Each month, community members are encouraged to nominate forum reviewers who have been both particularly helpful and active. Members of the Forum Criticism Team will then discuss the nominations, and select four prominent reviewers to choose the month’s Reviewers’ Spotlight front-page features.
If you would like to view previous spotlights, you can view the archive for them here!
1st of May
Borne On the FM Waves of the Heart by Uncle Nicolini [Featured by AstersQuill]
She was waiting for her date to arrive.
8th of May
SCP-2256 by qntm [Featured by Avalon3131]
SCP-2256 was the largest species to have lived on Earth.
22nd of May
SCP-6759 by Anky swallow [Featured by Anky swallow]
SCP-6759 does not adhere to any known laws of physics; gravity is inconsistent and matter can be created and destroyed, with temporal anomalies being common.
SCP Data & Trends
All the goings-on of the site condensed into bite-sized takeaways! Is there a statistic or figure you would be interested in knowing? Let us know and we can feature it next time!





Like before, we are still renovating this section. It will likely be a couple months, but we will soon have a nice little stats section here. In the meantime, please enjoy our monthly chart.
Also, what do YOU want to see in the monthly stats section? Any data you want to know about? Please leave a comment about it in the Discussion page or use this anonymous google form.
- By Data Analysis Team
New Content this Month
There is a multitude of wonderful works that are posted to the Wiki every month whether they be SCP articles, Tales, GoI Formats, Art pages, Author Pages, Essays, and more! Below, we have all of the creations for this month listed out by week and type (except for art pages, we did that earlier!) We have added little emojis next to articles that qualify to add some additional content. Below we have listed out the emojis we use and what they mean. Be sure to give them a look!
🤝 = Co-authored works - It is always interesting to see the dynamics of how people work together!
💯 = Articles rated at +100 and higher - These are articles that have seen success and should be celebrated for it!
📈 = SCP articles rated under +30 and Tales and GoI Formats rated under +20 - Let's show these a little love!
Week of May 1st
SCP Articles
- SCP-7255- Written by Roundabouts
- SCP-5796- Written by TroutMaskReplica.
- SCP-7729- Written by redredred.
- SCP-7422- Written by FlyPurgatorio.
- SCP-7266- Written by Uncle Nicolini.
- SCP-7928- Written by Everturning.
- 📈 SCP-116-IT- Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 SCP-137-IT- Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 SCP-151-IT- Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 SCP-5472- Written by Jiwoahn.
- 📈 SCP-7955- Written by A Brick In A Sock.
- 📈 SCP-004-IT- Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 SCP-005-IT- Written by Roberto Turati.
Tales
- Seething at the Stars - Written by Pedantique.
- THEREVEN: GERMINATION - Written by LORDXVNV.
- cube - Written by RosySaturniidae.
- 📈 Occult Warfare - Written by Jerden.
- Dr. Dan Goes to Washington - Written by Grigori Karpin.
- 📈 See Naples and Die - Written by Ichne-Bebop.
- 📈 First of March - Written by Roberto Turati.
GoI Formats
N/A
Miscellaneous Pages
Week of May 7th
SCP Articles
- SCP-7029- Written by Nickthebrick1.
- 📈 SCP-7907- Written by Zenobiyl.
- 📈 SCP-6718- Written by TroutMaskReplica.
- 📈 SCP-7434- Written by NDHeckfire.
- Null Sum Proposal - Written by Jack Ike.
- 📈 SCP-289-DE- Written by Gramlin.
- SCP-1969-J- Written by StrangerSwing.
- SCP-7130- Written by cubeflix.
- SCP-7408- Written by MontagueETC.
- 📈 SCP-7433- Written by Gumpy_Ho.
- SCP-7710- Written by fairydoctor.
- 📈 SCP-7774- Written by The DVDman
Tales
- Asclepius, God of Medicine - Written by Iszth.
- 📈 Duty - Written by Roberto Turati.
- CAPSLOCK COLLUSION - Written by LORDXVNV.
- 📈 Nx-02 - Written by arthcymro.
- 📈 Feathers in the Rain - Written by IndustryStandard.
- 📈 All Alone on a Friday Morning - Written by GlassAutomaton.
- 📈 Street Light Interference - Written by RealSurrealSir.
- 📈 Cure for Calamity - Written by tiredsn0w.
- 📈 SIR-II Orientation - Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 All Alone on a Friday Afternoon - Written by GlassAutomaton.
- 📈 OPULENCE - Written by Billith.
- 📈 All Alone on a Friday Night - Written by GlassAutomaton.
- 📈 SSM-X Orientation - Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 The Cave and the Garden - Written by Kensing.
GoI Formats
- unVeiled: A Parapolitical Compass for These Difficult Times - Written by Ralliston.
- 📈 Herman Fuller Presents: The Last Inca - Written by Kilerpoyo.
- 📈 SC-05/321-05/335: Usurpation - Written by Ethagon.
Miscellaneous Pages
- Demarcators of the Frontiers Hub - Written by la kanro.
- RomCon: an SCP OCT - Written by UraniumEmpire.
- Abuse and Harassment Resources - Written by torcsandantlers.
- Bright's List Deletion Message - Written by torcsandantlers.
- 💯 GoblinCon - Written by Naepic.
- Cydhra's Very Approved Testing Protocols It's Cydhra's Author Page!
- Trout's EPIC Authorpage It's TroutMaskReplica's Author Page!
- the cubeflix record It's cubeflix's Author Page!
Week of May 14th
SCP Articles
- SCP-7870- Written by RadiantGold.
- SCP-7152- Written by CowscantgoMoo.
- SCP-7509- Written by AllieCat523.
- SCP-7229- Written by JorgeMtzb.
- 📈 SCP-7141- Written by conventionalhuman.
- 📈 SCP-6298- Written by PoufyPoufson.
Tales
- 📈 Site Asclepio Orientation, Introduction - Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 Site Nettuno Recruit Orientation - Written by Roberto Turati.
GoI Formats
- Project Proposal 2018-112: "Any Time, Any Place, You And Me" - Written by Ralliston.
Miscellaneous Pages
- Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Assessment Team Database - Written by Jerden.
- Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Strike Team Database - Written by Jerden.
- How To Write An SCP - Written by Jerden.
- The Shores of the CritPond™ It's Zoobeeny's Author Page!
Week of May 21st
SCP Articles
- 📈 SCP-6298- Written by PoufyPoufson.
- SCP-7713- Written by Iszth.
- 📈 SCP-1970-J- Written by StrangerSwing.
- 📈 EE-6460- Written by Ampyrsand.
- 📈 SCP-7415- Written by CowscantgoMoo.
- 📈 SCP-4276- Written by Roufhous.
- 📈 SCP-7108- Written by Nickthebrick1.
- SCP-6109 - Written by FLOORBOARDS.
- SCP-3775 - Written by Kothardarastrix
- 🤝 SCP-6183 - Written by Billith, Liryn, and MontagueETC.
- 🤝 SCP-5257 - Written by Doctor Cimmerian and EmotionalEntropy.
- 🤝 SCP-6467 - Written by Uncle Nicolini, Rakkran, and fairydoctor.
- 📈 SCP-140-IT- Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 SCP-7133- Written by DrNonyabusiness.
- 📈 SCP-7430- Written by CrimsonFripp.
- 📈 SCP-7467- Written by Merehrab.
- 📈 SCP-044-DE- Written by Roseaity.
- 📈 SCP-7181- Written by DrNonyabusiness.
- 📈 SCP-139-IT- Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 SCP-7089- Written by Wixelt.
Tales
- Aces Deuces - Written by Uncle Nicolini.
- 📈 It Will All Be Okay - Written by TroutMaskReplica.
- 📈 Separate Ways - Written by Jacob Conwell.
- 📈 Reflections Of Chaz - Written by Trotskyeet.
- Tampa Days, Miami Nights - Written by ch00bakka.
- 📈 Moving On - Written by OthellotheCat.
- 📈 A Lecture on Psionics, Part 1 - Written by Jerden.
- 📈 A Lecture on Psionics, Part 2 - Written by Jerden.
- 📈 Losers in Every Dimension - Written by Raddagher.
- 📈 Spellbound and Hellbound - Written by Anorrack.
- 📈 Dissection Of An Abnormal Clown Instance - Written by Tropinano.
- 📈 Better Than Drinking Alone - Written by ThatGuyThatTime.
GoI Formats
N/A
Miscellaneous Pages
- CowscantgoMoo's Author Page It's CowscantgoMoo's Author Page!
- JTKC'S Author Page It's J T K C's Author Page!
- Tsercele's Author Page It's Tsercele's Author Page!
Week of May 28th
SCP Articles
- 📈 SCP-7176- Written by NDHeckfire.
- 📈 SCP-141-IT- Written by Roberto Turati.
- 📈 SCP-7421- Written by DrApricus.
- 📈 SCP-7977- Written by DianaBerry.
- 📈 SCP-7155- Written by TroutMaskReplica.
- 📈 SCP-ZH-220- Written by Mang Gwan.
- 📈 SCP-6731- Written by Rab333.
- 📈 SCP-7264- Written by LightlessLantern.
- 📈 SCP-7083- Written by Grimmy_boy.
- 📈 SCP-4040-J- Written by theunknownbeyond.
- 📈 SCP-405-J- Written by Penton.
Tales
- 📈 Somewhere Empty - Written by Tsercele.
- 📈 Love in The Time of Chugwater - Written by SYTYCFanon.
- The Ship of Screams - Written by HarryBlank.
- 📈 Quality Time - Written by Flopmind.
- 📈 Blood Rivers - Written by Voiiiii.
- 📈 Raccoon Dog Hunt - Written by Maxyfran73.
- 📈 Capture Hi(s Heart)m - Written by Mew-ltiverse.
- 📈 Plus One - Written by Capriccio Farce.
- 📈 S-1934-024 - Written by _NoachA.
- Reeling in the Crocosquid - Written by stormbreath.
- 📈 Anomalous Anonymous: All Abnormalities Allowed - Written by Zenobiyl.
- Agent Calendar's Hot Date: Divine Intervention - Written by Rounderhouse.
- 📈 Cesnavicius & The Deep Dark Forest - Written by FLOORBOARDS.
- 📈 Capitalism, A love story - Written by Cassandra_Prime.
- What does B stand for? - Written by Crow-Cat.
- 📈 Samara: Be the Itsy Bitsy Spider. - Written by Lt Flops.
GoI Formats
- 📈 Casefile #03/12/2021-A ("The Liberal Vampire") - Written by Ralliston.
Miscellaneous Pages
- Log of the Italian Paranormal Events - Written by Roberto Turati.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2022 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2021 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2020 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2019 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2018 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2017 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2016 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2015 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2014 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2013 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2012 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2011 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2010 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2009 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2008 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
- Shortest Pages By Month 2023 - Written by psychicprogrammer.
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