News for March 2019

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This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month¹, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

• The 144-hour Jam contest came and then it went! Check out the entries and winners here!

Featured Articles

• SCP-3986 ("The Observatory of Genghis Khan") by Tufto - "But then, I thought, perhaps he did not; perhaps this was an unwanted legacy. His eyes stared so horrifyingly at the sky."
• SCP-4833 ("The Syncope Symphony") by Tufto - "People. Real people, sitting right in front of you. Right?"
• The Grove of Exiles by TechSorcerer2747 - "the complete, all-encompassing, and inescapable might of one of the oldest known powers: the Name"

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

• SCP-4144 ("The Most Important Meal Of The Day") by Mortos, selected by Polynom.
• The Den of Disquiet by mayoculpa, selected by DrChandra.
• SCP-4601 ("No, It Is the Corpses That Are Wrong") by KindlyTurtleClem, selected by Ayers.
• SCP-4616 ("It Haunts The Fields") by DrChandra, selected by DrCaroll.

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You will notice little '📈' emojis besides some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of March 1st:

SCPs

• SCP-3746 ("🦀 MOM'S DEAD 🦀") - QUEUE THE MUSIC! Written by Rounderhouse and Roget
• 📈SCP-3831 ("Can't Call Out") - Could you not call while I'm at work? Written by Roget.
• 📈SCP-4697 ("Dropping Off The Kids") - The ghosts of sins past. Written by Roget.
• 📈SCP-4320 ("Show Me The Glint of Light on Broken Glass") - The third and fourth rocks from the Sun are closer than you think. Written by pr0m37h3um.
• SCP-3788 ("Titanic Super Soaker") - HIGH-PRESSURE WARFARE Written by Weryllium.
• SCP-4062 ("Soggy Doggy") - Nuclear powered pups! Written by Lesh.
• SCP-4335 ("A Welt In The Crucible") - DIAMOND ON MY SWORD, IRON ON MY PICK, MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT! Crafted by Westrin.
• 📈SCP-4806 ("Appels du Vide") - Where the hell do construction cranes come from? Written by utich.
• 📈SCP-4402 ("The Permanent Shopping List") - Make sure you bring some eggs! Written by BaranXLR.
• 📈SCP-4898 ("Do You Have What It Takes") - ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE? Written by ManyMeats.
• SCP-4776 ("REAGANWEAPON") - Taking Star Wars to the next level. Written by Rounderhouse.
• 📈SCP-3821 ("Stuck In the Mailroom") - Not related to the article below. Written by ShinyFirefly.
• 📈SCP-4704 ("You've Got Mail") - And Costa Rica has balls. Written by TheSlothSavant.
• SCP-4933 ("We Interrupt This Broadcast") - to bring you something written by CadaverCommander.
• SCP-4881 ("Weeping Willow") - The Whomping Willow's lesser known cousin. Written by Ayers.
• SCP-4569 ("Plot Twist") - The story of your life. Written by Wantcha.
• SCP-4454 ("Looking For Someone To See The World With") - And potentially experience the end of the world with. Written by Mortos.
• 📈SCP-Shrimp-JP-J ("SCP-Shrimp-JP") - How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink? Written by AiliceHershey, translated by aisakuyuyu.
• SCP-4173 ("The House on Hadley Hill") - Classic horror. Written by djkaktus.
• SCP-4244 ("Good Taste In Musicians") - I like Meatloaf, personally. Written by Mortos.
• SCP-4944 ("A Coffee Machine, Except It's Literally Just A Cargo Ship") - This article, except its literally a blurb. Written by ResearcherPie.
• SCP-4474 ("Steve, and 0ther Gods") - Eyup. Those were the days. Written by Mortos.
• 📈SCP-3763 ("A Piece of Him is Still Around")- It's almost as if he was never really gone. Written by Jiwoahn

Tales

• muckscape-megagrid-mayhem - "That's the spirit. Death should never be what you fear most." Written by Pedantique.
• Back To Square One - "'When in doubt, listen to smooth jazz' was probably the worst piece of advice Sophie heard in a very long time." Written by ThePaperMask.
• Theology of a Snake - "To this day, the City, or Alagadda as it is called, still floats in its own twisted realm, preying upon those who stumbled in." Written by SunnyClockwork.
• Half of a Plan - "Oh my God… I just blew up an MCD Facility…" Written by OthellotheCat.
• The Many Portraits Of Jack Bright - "Do you still miss your old body?" Written by Captain Kirby.
• 📈Nobody likes a know-it-all - "Oh, God, I really fucked up this time! Maybe Greg was right all along about me being irresponsible, but I can't stop now." Written by Wantcha.
• Chimes Broken - "Crunch. He pulls back the heel of his shoe, dusting the cerebrospinal fluid and viscera off on a wooden plank." Written by NatVoltaic.
• Joey Makes a New Friend - "You don't, uh… you don't get it, do you, Joey? Do you? Do you get it? Do you get any of it, Joey?" Written by CadaverCommander.
• 📈The Midnight Students (A Totally Normal Band) - "Kids. A bunch of kids got away from us." Written by Ellie3.
• Aflame with the Fires of Delusion - "Blessings come to those who take, Bat." Written by Tufto.
• 📈Containment Psychiatry Orientation - "Yes, you can have another beer." Written by wmaitla.
• Degenerate Art - "Bastian Schaus looked up just in time to get punched in the face by a muscular man in chef's garb." Written by UraniumEmpire.
• 📈SCP-ide - "Now, if you don't know what to do with the pill, remember this handy mnemonic: S-C-P. That's right, gents. Swallow Cyanide Pill." Written by Ellie3.

GOI Formats

• Untitled Jewelry Piece (Clarice's Doom), 1480s - [Medician] "The fate of the "Pazzi Bastard" is largely unknown, but in late 1488, a house near Flori caught fire, killing a jeweler with ties to the Pazzi." Written by Ihp.
• The Great Rugby Prank War, Part One - [Deer College] "The field was quickly flooded and the toilet paper dissolved, closing the Way." Written by ch00bakka.
• Mon Amour Et Mon Aide, Circa 1518 - [Medician] "I went to embrace her, and found the canvas was no barrier. I am going to join her once more." Written by AthosNetwork and Ihp.
• The Deniers - [Serpent's Hand] "Are you guys sure you don't know what Rick and Morty is?" Written by sepiafishie and Uncle Nicolini
• Goliath, Circa 1505 - [Medician] "The head is kept separate to the body, though not an intentional choice of the artist." Written by RockTeethMothEyes.

Author Pages

Ellie3 (Gimmick Free!) - It's Ellie3's Author Page!

Week of March 8th:

SCPs

• SCP-020-J ("A Pale Comparison") - The Bucket Punching Kicking Center Written by Uncle Nicolini.
• 📈SCP-4198 ("Feed Your Hair") - Remember what the doormouse said. Written by ManyMeats.
• 📈SCP-4585 ("Literally a Hamburger") - As opposed to metaphorically a hamburger. Written by Akzal1231.
• SCP-1294-J ("Watering-down Can") - THE REVERSE HIDDEN UMBRELLA Written by aismallard.
• 📈SCP-4782 ("Nemmie") - Goat woman is apparently a cover story. Written by faminepulse.
• SCP-4498 ("The Plurality of Jack Bright") - It's Brights all the way down. Written by djkaktus.
• 📈SCP-4523 ("Cave Story") - Not the game. Written by kingpogan.
• 📈SCP-4630 ("I Put My Lettuce in the CRISPR and Now It's Sapient") - Dr. Cabbage will see you now. Written by DrLeibowitz.

Tales

• Stupid Cupid - "Cimmerian picks up a flower from the floor. Daisies. It'll do, Cimmerian supposes. He places the flower into Dr. North's coat and covers it up." Written by pieiswrong.
• 📈Eventide - "I think he loved this machine. America has the best quality, everything the best." Written by psul.
• They Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn With A Target Painted On It - "Don't be stupid Bright! You couldn't aim for shit even before you got stuck in a necklace!" Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
• Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: Mages - “Espionage is your department Director North, what do we have on this group?” Written by Doctor North.
• Le Mort Du Alchemist - “I'd just like you both to acknowledge the fact that we’re all going to die horribly.” Written by DrMagnus.
• 📈Oh, I feel it! I feel the cosmos! - "The Galactic Federation is the only trustworthy source." Written by Elogee FishTruck.
• 📈Breathe on Me - "I give this all to you, lord, all my joy, my living sacrifice, only let me know you like this forever." Written by OriCat.
• 📈The DevourerLand Diaries - "Amazon is killing people in their warehouses and Peter Sarábande doesn’t care." Written by LordStonefish.
• An Actual Plan - "I thought it would be easy… being good." Written by OthellotheCat.
• 📈Light of the North, Or the Three Impossible Tasks of Te̮la - "There are thousands upon thousands of stories about Te̮la the huntress, for every slave of Daevon when they tell them tells them anew, and that number is always increasing." Written by OriCat.

JAMCON

Day 1 Articles

Theme: Shaggy Dog

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• SCP-4844 ("Last Man Standing") - Written by TyGently.
• An Agent, A Cadet, A D-Class and A Janitor Walk Into The Sunlight. - Written by Doctor North.
• The Things I Did for Love - Written by kinchtheknifeblade.
• SCP-4290 ("The Child Hungers") - Written by NatVoltaic.
• SCP-80RK-J ("Unfortunately The Best Doggo") - Written by DrLeibowitz.
• Mobile Toddler Force - Written by RockTeethMothEyes.
• Carnifex Carl - [Black Queen] Written by ch00bakka.
• A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates - Written by Lt Flops.
• SCP-4808 ("Spontaneous Dog Manifestation") - Written by not_a_seagull.
• SCP-4484 ("Occam’s Rifle") - Written by Deadly Bread.
• SCP-4672 ("Meteoric Dog") - Written by Mecheon.
• SCP-4902 ("Keep Your Cool") - Written by Alces_alces.
• Project Koza, 1942 - Written by Uncle Nicolini.
• SCP-4092 ("For Perfect Clarity") - Written by GentleGifts.
• (Not The) Foundation Fight Club! - Written by Ellie3.
• You May Become Science - Written by Elogee FishTruck.
• SCP-3472-J ("In time, you will come to hate me.)- " Written by UraniumEmpire.
• A Beautiful Machine I Made - Written by Almarduk.
• SCP-4521 ("please raise your voice, my hearing isnt what it used to be") - Written by Westrin.
• Nobody In Trouble - Written by JackalRelated.
• Don't Interrogate a Man with Dementia - Written by Anorrack.
• SCP-4897 ("Tsar Dog-ba, OR, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Pet The Dog") - Written by ManyMeats.
• A Bit More of a Plan - Written by OthellotheCat.
• SCP-3593 ("Scooby Snacker") - Written by Weryllium.
• SCP-4115 ("Beast of the Crystal Caves") - Written by TetrarteT.
• The Great Shucks of the Unnamed Lords - Written by DrChandra.
• Canine Communication - Written by Proasek.
• SCP-3824 ("Dogpile") - Written by AlanDaris.
• Dr. King Turns Everyone at S&C Plastics into Appleseeds - Written by Ihp.
• Canst thou draw out Leviathan with an Amortization? or his Tongue with a Bribe which thou lettest down? - Written by Gabriel Jade.
• SCP-4234 ("Testicles, and the Sudden Lack Thereof") - Written by MaliceAforethought.
• SCP-4464 ("Dogs Could Be Bigger") - Written by Mortos.
• Wondertainment and the Woeful Whippersnapper - Written by Awehsohs.
• Potato Girl - Written by Decibelles.
• SCP-3786 ("Chubby Dog") - Written by minmin.
• The Glow and The Door - Written by Zapperr459.
• SCP-3874 ("Six-Hundred To One") - Written by Uncle Nicolini.
• SCP-4216 ("In The Doghouse") - Written by Sidewindered.
• Signal for the Crack of Dawn - Written by Gekkoguy.
• SCP-4964 ("A Bootleg DVD of The Shaggy Dog") - Written by gishface.
• SCP-4942 ("How to Summon a Lemon") - Written by stormbreath.
• Critter Profile: Midas! - Written by Ayers.
• SCP-4620 ("Bread for Today, Wage for Never") - Written by morhadow.
• 04/23/87 - Written by TheHouseOfBalloons.
• SCP-4895 ("Sorry I couldn't be of much help. A farm is on my mind.") - Written by ResearcherSheppard.
• Mage's Best Friend - Written by Stallmantic.
• SCP-3678 (""It's Not That Anomalous."") - Written by MissMercurial.
• SCP-3681 ("5 - 0") - Written by DrMacro.
• Mind Your Manners - Written by PersonMcName.
• Where Is This Going? - Written by ModernMajorGeneral.
• SCP-3819 ("Box of Desire") - Written by ScarfDyedShadow.
• Hard To Keep From Being King - Written by PeppersGhost.
• Rising and Falling - Written by GrimmCreeper.
• SCP-4937 ("A Deflated Balloon Dog") - Written by Greyve.
• How Not To Walk Your Dog: Poor Pacing In The SCP Format - Written by Captain Kirby.
• SCP-3648 ("Buga and Buninka") - Written by rattles.
• No Dead Bodies. Ever. - "Written by LukeLukens.

Day 2 Articles

Theme: Pulp Fiction

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• SCP-3657 ("Posthumous Hero") - Written by Westrin.
• Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: CrossFire - Written by Doctor North.
• Nobody's Observations on Arson, Activism, and Mustaches - Written by OthellotheCat.
• MTF Whiskey-Tango - Written by DrLeibowitz.
• SCP-4854 ("The "Real" Necronomicon and other Godawful Occult Manuscripts") - Written by Ihp.
• On The Failure Of The "Open Sky" Accords - Written by Taffeta.
• The Cottonmouth Rescues Her Darling - Written by Ellie3.
• SCP-4429 ("William Shatner's Cover of "Common People"") - Written by gishface.
• S&C Paper - Written by Uncle Nicolini.
• SCP-3827 ("The Dental Community Theater") - Written by Weryllium.
• SCP-4513 ("Pounded in the Butt with Moby Dick by my IRS W-2 Tax Form") - Written by Rounderhouse.
• Documents Recovered in Honshu, Japan, 1949 - Written by PhantomClock.
• Wait, Did You Mean The Movie Or Pulp Magazines? - Written by DrChandra.
• What's The Deal? - Written by TyGently.
• SCP-4494 ("The Specter Fights For Justice! Fights For Justice!") - Written by Mortos.
• SCP-4109 ("Slanderous Citrus") - Written by Deadly Bread.
• Open War at Site-34 - Written by Proasek.
• Not all Fiction is Told - Written by Alces_alces.
• SCP-4791 ("The Lady's Matchmaker") - Written by morhadow.
• Gamers Against Creativity - Written by plaguebearer.
• SCP-4804 ("The Pulp is Fictional") - Written by not_a_seagull.
• Heatwave - Written by pieiswrong.
• Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring… - Written by Ayers.
• UIU/PETRA File: 1974-028 - Written by JackalRelated.
• SCP-4377 ("Fight! Fight for the Man of the People!") - Written by MaliceAforethought.
• To pulp the fiction. - Written by GlitchyMemories.
• SCP-PU1P-J ("A PULPy Machine") - Written by Stallmantic.
• Barrels of Prose and Slugs of Pulp - Written by NatVoltaic.
• SCP-4566 ("The Mark of Xerrox") - Written by ch00bakka.
• SCP-4491 (""pulp ficktion"") - Written by Gabriel Jade.
• SCP-4868 ("Vendedor Pulpo de Pulpos Vestido En Purpura") - Written by RockTeethMothEyes.
• SCP-4612 ("Pulp's Fiction") - Written by tupacofficial.
• SPC-993 - Written by Lt Flops.
• SCP-4720 ("So Come on ye Childhood Heroes! Won’t You Rise Up From the Pages?") - Written by Gekkoguy.
• 'Pulp Fanfiction' (TUP9I/LFOCI/2ONIP) - Written by GrimmCreeper.
• SCP-4727 ("A Gun To Chase Your Dreams With") - Written by minmin.

Day 3 Articles

Theme: It was all a dream…

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• Timeline η-5 - Written by DrLeibowitz.
• Critter Profile: Otis! - Written by Anorrack.
• SCP-4269 ("Fuck With The Lights Turned-On") - Written by OthellotheCat.
• SCP-474 ("℞FM") - Written by Roget.
• My One True Love - Written by Doctor North.
• Still the Same Nightmares - Written by pieiswrong.
• Project Proposal 2014-1221: "Finally Waking Up" - Written by Uncle Nicolini.
• Clash of the Cosmic Comedians - Written by TyGently.
• The Bed Salesman: A Brief Interlude - Written by Ellie3.
• Critter Profile: Bakugo! - Written by Ihp.
• Fifth Avenue, please. - Written by DrMartens.
• SCP-4744 ("Stay Woke") - Written by Mortos.
• SCP-4598 ("The Spiral Gestalt") - Written by DrCaroll.
• SCP-4180 ("Tomorrowland") - Written by Taffeta.
• Among The Stars - Track 0 - Written by Stallmantic.
• SCP-4877 ("Freudian Skip") - Written by Deadly Bread.
• not_a_seagull's Proposal - Written by not_a_seagull.
• My Head Is On Fire And I'm (Not) Ok - Written by Captain Kirby.
• SCP-4767 ("Oh God, I Forgot I Had This Class and the Final Exam is Today") - Written by gishface.
• SCP-4623 ("[ACCESS DENIED]") - Written by Sidewindered.
• What You See is (Not) What You Get - Written by Proasek.
• The Many Business Ventures of S & C Plastics - Written by Ellie3.
• SCP-3784 ("High Octane Nightmare Fuel") - Written by DrChandra.
• SCP-3548 ("We exist, but only in your mind") - Written by Alistair Hawks.
• SCP-4288 ("I Can't Believe It's Not Reality!®") - Written by BlazingDiesel.
• 'A Second Chance At Today' (IZ229/AN78A/GI753) - Written by Gabriel Jade.
• SCP-4977 ("The lucidity of young William Kleiger") - Written by MaliceAforethought.
• SCP-4430 ("Orpheus's Draught") - Written by Ayers.
• SCP-4917 ("Law & Oneiroi") - Written by JackalRelated.
• Sweeter Dreams Inc. - Written by NatVoltaic.
• SCP-4188 ("What Dreams May Come") - Written by Mortos.
• Project Proposal 2014-027: "I'm a bad dream/That I just had today" - Written by Gekkoguy.
• Jonathan and his Udderly No-Gouda Slumber - Written by HotColes.
• SCP-4789 ("Battle for Dreamland") - Written by Weryllium.
• The Dark Hearts of Men - Written by tupacofficial.
• Everybody Dreams - Written by Varaxous.
• 'Dream Daycare' (D2924/6RE33/945AM) - Written by RockTeethMothEyes.
• SCP-4145 ("Dissociative Dream Therapy™") - Written by SecretCrow.
• SCP-4919 ("Belle Époque") - Written by ModernMajorGeneral.
• SCP-4190 ("A Twenty Thousand League Delay") - Written by Lt Flops.
• SCP-4904 ("Rapid-Disc-Movement Sleep") - Written by minmin.

Week of March 15th:

SCPs

• SCP-4467 ("Oh, I Get It Now") - what. Written by DarkStuff.
• SCP-939-J ("Crime Time Canine") - Like Scruff McGruff takes a bite outta crime! Written by CryonicAutumn.
• SCP-4533 ("Terms and Conditions Apply") - INFLATABLE BAKED BEANS Written by Mortos.
• SCP-4393 ("The Beating Sounds of a Thousand Paper Wings") - A sad tale of paper cranes. Written by AlleraRey .
• SCP-3684 ("Pump You Full Of Lead") - Not in the way you think. Written by XilasCrowe.
• 📈SCP-4081 ("Audition Interference")- Keep Brighton functioning! Written by Jiwoahn]
• 📈SCP-4758 ("Old Letters") - Writen by Edna Granbo

Tales

• 📈Is Goliath not a Philistine? - "The Academy isn't open, and they have minimal night guards. If the Goliath goes mad, then we don't have to worry about anyone dying." Written by Ihp.
• 📈The Fear of Infinity - "I've been waiting for you." Written by MoreWorldliness.
• Unclogging the Multiverse's Trash - "All container contents were Allison Eckhart-Class Allison Eckhart Hazards and had to be jettisoned into dimension AE-9870 to prevent Allison Eckhart dispersal through Lake Ontario." Written by NatVoltaic.
• Snap. Crackle. Pop. - "The spray paint bubbled away, but it still stood there. Impassive. Uncaring. Staring into nothing." Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
• 📈I Don't Want to Know Anymore - "Another week, another breach." Written by N_Aepic_Fael.
• 'Til Death Do Us Part - "One statistic that people used to find interesting is that 50% of marriages end in divorce. However, after September 12th, 2020, this statistic changed to 100% of marriages that end, do so in divorce." Written by Captain Kirby.
• 📈Coolest Kid in Town - “I offer this song in another’s voice.” Written by pieiswrong.

GOI Formats

• 📈'Thalbrum Vehicle Security System' (ZLQMK/6XY4R/V4D3R) - [MC&D] "As Marshall likes to say, we have a lot of work to do and a lot of money to make." Written by Jiwoahn.

Author Pages

Jiwoahn's Author Page - It's Jiwoahn's Author Page!

Week of March 22nd:

SCPs

• SCP-4830 ("Head Like a Hole") - " the " Written DolphinSlugchugger.
• 📈SCP-4240 ("Heart of a dog") - must…. chase…. fast objects….. Written by AlanDaris.
• 📈SCP-4905 ("Intergalactic TechnoVikings and The Great Moon Wars") - With a title like that, how can you NOT read it? Written by ManyMeats.
• 📈SCP-4235 ("Rosa aeternum") - Lovely for all eternity. Written by Jakuwoski.
• SCP-4590 ("The Manicheans Have the Paintings") - And the communists have the music, but the Manicheans have the paintings! Written by Tufto.
• SCP-4889 ("An Easy Mark") - Not so easy prey. Written by RockTeethMothEyes.
• SCP-4233 ("The Dreadnought") - Moon Champion's long-lost brother. Written by CadaverCommander.
• SCP-4690 ("Lieutenant Pinkerton Eaten Alive by Fucking Spiders") - How not to introduce exotic fauna into the nation of Japan. Written by UraniumEmpire.
• SCP-4970 ("Universal Tech Support") - Customer service sucks, even at the universal scale. Written by Leveritas.
• SCP-4065 ("Ancho(red) Reality") - Hume-or me and give it a read. Written by ch00bakka.
• 📈SCP-4350 ("I See Yellow People")- Hey! Over here! Written by Jiwoahn]

Tales

• 📈Containment Breach at Site-09 - "Upon the resuscitation of all the present staff, no one, besides Dr. C, claimed to have any memory of what happened." Written by DrLeibowitz.
• 📈A Lone Speaker - "I take my leave. To avoid my soul from being red. Staying blue." Written by Doctor North.
• 📈We Didn't Do This For Nothing - "Everything died, and nobody remembered any of it. Not family, not friends. The CEO and his compatriots ceased their links to anything. Anything at all." Written by DarkStuff.
• 📈Origin Point - "The guard burst into the room just in time to see her body fade away like a wisp of smoke." Written by Slifar.
• 📈Osiris Wentworth and his Wonderful Day at Work - "His mother was dead. At least, she was the last time that he checked, which admittedly wasn't for a few years." Written by MoreWorldliness.
• 📈숲의 여우 (The Fox In The Forest) - "Into the forest they go, to contain a Fox." Written by Doctor North.
• An ending is only tragic if there is no one left to appreciate the beauty that came before. - "Afterward, the last man on Earth walked out into the world." Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
• Inn-troductions, or The Journey Begins - "Foundation Knights, woo!" Written by djkaktus.
• 📈The Boat is Sinking - "The Boat is sinking! The Boat is sinking!" Written by pieiswrong.
• 📈Libraries are simply forests given purpose. Just as we give purpose to the universe. - "This is my final letter in this book of memory, I will tuck it into my coat and take my silent goodbye with me into hell." Written by DrWarpstar.
• Static In My Attic - "There's a hole in my head." Written by ch00bakka.

GoI Format

• The Great Rugby Prank War, Part Two - [Deer College] "At halftime during the 2015 game, the field cracked open and Ephraim Bazan, now an undead abomination powered by the darkest sorcery, flew out from a flaming pit riding a dragon made of the bones of wicked children and wielding strange amalgamations of enchantment and technology in all six of his shadow-arms." Written by ch00bakka.
• 📈Donatello's Sculpting Tools, Circa 1409 - [Mediccian Academy] "A variety of tools used for the purpose of stonemasonry and sculpting, made from steel and various types of wood." Written by Ihp.
• Adoption Poster: Lloyd! - [WWS] "I also eat dead stuff sometimes: I'm like nature's pest control and cleanup crew!" Written by Aloices.

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Fanart

Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. Click on the thumbnails to see full size images. Click on the artists' names to see their profile pages where you will find follow/subscribe/watch options.

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BakaIdiota

Item sketchingSCP-049SCP-049SCP-049

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Crashington

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MireGari

SCP-166Dr. Clef, SCP-1048SCP-096Dr. RothSCP-682, SCP-053SCP-035SCP-457Kondraki, Clef, Rights, Bright

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Beelzebwub

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Mimumik

SCP-049, SCP-035Character sketchesSCP-049, SCP-035

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New artwork pages on this wiki:

• Crash's flashy art-dash
• sara-likes-blue-art

See the Artists Pages (Redirect) for a listing of over 70 artwork pages on this wiki.

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