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Stories and Editorials
No stories for you this month folks, apologies!
Writing and Art Prompts
Site News is bringing you monthly writing and art prompts! Every month there will be user-submitted prompts to help inspire new pieces. Participation in these prompts is completely optional, and any pages based on the prompts will be featured in the next issue of Site News! If you're interested in submitting a prompt for next Site News, send a wikidot PM to Rhineriver or
ProblemPal. One prompt submission per person, and up to five prompts will be shown in each edition of Site News.
This month's prompts are below!
Peter, the Horse is here Submitted by AWhiteBoy
write about a horse. bonus points if the horse isn't related to the anomaly in any way.
If I'd been there Submitted by XHAWK77X
Pick a KCon you didn't participate in, whether because you weren't writing for the wiki back then or you just missed it. Write the article you would have written if you had been there for it. Follow its theme and try to make it feel like it could've been from the point in the wiki's history the contest was held. (so really this is 11 prompts in a trench coat)
Livin' Local Submitted by UlyssesBark
Write an article about an urban legend from a town/city/county you've lived in.
If you write an entry inspired by this or a previous month's prompts, feel free to send a wikidot PM to Rhineriver or
ProblemPal to have it featured in the next Site News! There isn't a time limit on getting prompt submissions featured, so feel free to write for a previous month's prompts as well!1
Features Last Month
Top Articles of the Month
Ratings of course do not mean everything, but they are representative of what people happened to like seeing at the time. With this in mind, the following are the top-rated works last month, so if by some chance you haven't encountered them yet, be sure to check them out!
Top-Rated Non-SCP
r/paraboxpiazza by Aftokrator
Four Veil DLCs and not a single one gives me the option to dropkick an infant during sacrificial rituals.
Front Page Features
Every month, an article is selected from each of the three common article types: SCP, Tale, and Group of Interest Format. These three articles are displayed on the front page for the month to bring further recognition to them.
If you would like to view the previous front page features, you can view the archive for the SCPs here, the archive for the Tales here, and the archive for the GoI Formats here!
SCP
SCP-8683 by feathersnake: I MAKE THE GLOBULINS
SCP-8683 is the intelligence responsible for adaptive immunity in vertebrate organisms.
Tale
IRON EXORCIST, GOOD INTENTIONS by whenwewere
When the hellgate first opened, Management scrambled ten thousand personnel to divert a river through it, hoping to hold back what was waiting.
GOI Format
Love is an Unwritten Thesis on How to Live Into Your Time by EstrellaYoshte
Objects of divinity (or pluripotent entities, in more bureaucratic language) are disappearing at an alarming, yet consistent, rate according to recent records from our sisters.
Reviewers' Spotlights
Works are featured on the site’s front page as part of the Reviewers’ Spotlight, which acknowledges the time and effort spent by forum reviewers helping other authors develop and edit and their works for the mainsite. Each month, community members are encouraged to nominate forum reviewers who have been both particularly helpful and active. Members of the Forum Criticism Team will then discuss the nominations, and select four prominent reviewers to choose the month’s Reviewers’ Spotlight front-page features.
If you'd like to nominate a reviewer for the Reviewers' Spotlight, DM your nomination to Zyn!
If you would like to view previous spotlights, you can view the archive for them here!
1st of January
Target Audience by Doctor Lovelace [Featured by Doctor Lovelace]
UPDATED 2021-03-12: Review of PoI's purchasing history revealed two abnormalities.
9th of January
SCP-1484: Lie Group SITE(17) by PandoraNuker [Featured by Wynths]
{Usual access restrictions will be suspended in a containment breach for the purpose of recontainment. }}
17th of January
SCP-9292: Innset, Finnmark by Maplestrip [Featured by Anyar]
Staff should not touch any human-made objects within SCP-9292 outside of testing or approved exploration
25th of January
Can You Show Me The Way To Alagadda? by Oboebandgeek99 [Featured by Zyn]
There are impossible tasks, and then there's finding a Way to Alagadda. It's been done before, so we know it's possible. But we're not sure how exactly it was done.
Site News Creature Feature
Greetings, goblins and ghouls from every corner of the world. I am Uncle Nicolini, your gracious host for this newest segment of Site News; none other than the Creature Feature! "What is the Creature Feature?", I hear you ask. Well, my fellow creatures of the night: this new segment is aimed at putting your furry, scaled, and feathered friends in the spotlight! That's right, we're doing Super Cute Pets, starring you, the reader's, very own animal companions!
Creature Feature FAQ
"How do I get my pet on there?"
Simply submit an image hosted on the SCP sandbox or other image hosting service via PM to DianaBerry,
MetalRavioli, or
Uncle Nicolini, along with a paragraph or so telling us your pet's name, species, and a little about them!
"Is there anything I need to agree to?"
Only that you are releasing the image of your pet under CC BY-SA 3.0! Its the site license, after all.
"Anything else?"
Nope! All you gotta do is wait. And who knows? Maybe your pet will be the next month's Creature Feature!
And now, for the main attraction…
Presenting…Timmothy McGee!
Hello readers! My name is DianaBerry, and I am here to introduce you to the one brain called beast, Timothy McGee, also known as Timmy for short! Adopted around 2022/2023, Timmy is a sweet cat with a heart of gold, but a brain of mush. All he knows are cuddles and kindness, not realizing he’s too big to be a lap cat most of the time. He’s very friendly and gets along well with the other cats.
SCP Data & Trends
- The Data Analysis Team
New Content this Month
There is a multitude of wonderful works that are posted to the Wiki every month whether they be SCP articles, Tales, GoI Formats, Art pages, Author Pages, Essays, and more! Below, we have all of the creations for this month listed out by week and type (except for art pages, we did that earlier!) We have added little emojis next to articles that qualify to add some additional content. Below we have listed out the emojis we use and what they mean. Be sure to give them a look!
🤝 = Co-authored works - It is always interesting to see the dynamics of how people work together!
🌐 = International works - Articles translated from one of our international branches!
💯 = Articles rated at +100 and higher - These are articles that have seen success and should be celebrated for it!
📈 = SCP articles rated under +30 and Tales and GoI Formats rated under +20 - Let's show these a little love!
Week of January 1st
SCP Articles
- SCP-9053 - Written by Cathy Autumn.
- SCP-9977 - Written by Billith.
- 💯 Lulu's Proposal - Written by popsioak.
- SCP-9724 - Written by Fishish.
- 📈 SCP-9138 - Written by whenwerewe.
- 📈 SCP-9043 - Written by Nickthebrick1.
- 📈 SCP-8533 - Written by Deadcanons.
- SCP-8649 - Written by ubergoober.
- 💯 SCP-9085 - Written by KatyaStrangelove.
- 📈 SCP-9537 - Written by Highway karma.
- SCP-9309 - Written by popsioak.
- 📈 SCP-9984 - Written by demolitionderpy.
Tales
- 📈 Down The Tracks - Written by switchitea.
- 📈 A Wyoming Frog In Pierre - Written by SYTYCFanon.
- GARDEN OF THE GODS - Written by sprawlingstar.
- 📈 Everything in Its Right Place - Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
- 📈 Dead Long Ago - Written by whenwerewe.
- 📈 The Devil Within The Gale - Written by DirEthan.
- 📈 Clipboard Avoiding Me - Written by xexnoncores.
- The Charon Express - Written by Queerious.
- Like it's the First Time - Written by AstersQuill.
- 📈🤝🌐 Solution - Written by nihonio and oniricshogunsoldier. Translated by txum.
- Dig U Better Dead - Written by ch00bakka.
- r/paraboxpiazza - Written by Aftokrator.
- Spencer & Shaw vs. Shaq - Written by GreenWolf.
- 📈 I Didn't Forget Pt 18: Callum Michaels - Written by XHAWK77X.
- 📈 Lost in Translation - Written by JeanJacket.
- 📈 The Longing - Written by aismallard.
GoI Formats
- Magpie Swoops: Holiday Issue! - Written by Harmacy.
Art
- The Foundation Is Not Transphobic Art - Created by Dr Asteria.
- Miss Lapis' 2025 Art Exchange Gifts - Created by Miss Lapis.
- Animal Form of a Tlahuelpuchi (ArtEx 2025) - Created by KatyaStrangelove.
- KingofMice's SCP-PLUSH Gallery - Created by kingofmice.
- 📈 Sherman FanArt - Created by Jr Sally.
- 2025 Art Exchange Bad Data - Created by BAD_DATA.
- S. Yvonne's Workshop for Alternate GoI Logos - Created by EstrellaYoshte.
- OnlineOpossum's 2025 Art Exchange - Created by OnlineOpossum.
Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages
- 📈 Rottingraisins' Directory - It's rottingraisins's Author Page!
- 📈 Pumgumgum's Forgotten Chambers - It's Pumgumgum's Author Page!
- Fish's Absolute Beginner's Guide To Colors - Written by Fish^12.
- SeekGull's Archive - It's SeekGull's Author Page!
Week of January 7th
SCP Articles
- 📈 SCP-9143 - Written by IWasOnlyJustBorn.
- 📈 SCP-9690 - Written by Enayy.
- SCP-9650 - Written by PoufyPoufson.
- 📈 SCP-9316 - Written by CN Productions.
- 📈 SCP-7461 - Written by UlyssesBark.
- 📈 SCP-9405 - Written by whenwerewe.
- 📈 SCP-9910 - Written by TheYeIIowDucK.
- SCP-9325 - Written by popsioak.
- 📈 SCP-8461 - Written by MARKLIU.
- 📈 SCP-9038 - Written by Dr Talcite.
- SCP-3751 - Written by A_Water_Glass. Rewritten by badooga.
- 📈 SCP-9075 - Written by frozenFoxB.
- SCP-9223 - Written by feathersnake.
- 📈 SCP-8493 - Written by ExtinctionFox.
- 📈 SCP-9922 - Written by TheYeIIowDucK.
Tales
- The Sleep - Written by Merehrab.
- 📈 In This the Task and Labour Lies - Written by whenwerewe.
- Sightseeing Canadian Problems - Written by Uncle Nicolini.
- 📈 Shifting Armoury - Written by Vinzars.
- Icaran Feathers - Written by Jacob Conwell.
- 📈 Tame Impaler - Written by whenwerewe.
GoI Formats
- Nobody's A Dead Man Walking - Written by Dino—Draws.
- 📈 Anderson Robotics' Installation Guide: Your New Alpha Series Anderson Ancestor! - Written by realsquirrel.
Art
- Dio's artex 2025 drawing hub! - Created by Diogene_s.
- 📈 FrankEntropy's Art Exchange 2025 Art For Dr. Talcite - Created by FrankEntropy.
- 📈🤝🌐 Beloved Gears ~ SCP-CN-4006 Co-authored Art Collection - Created by Baby Bat, Dyosme, KoversandEatsPeas, and LM_Eternity 9. Translated by Rovong.
- 📈 Department of Robotics and Cybernetics Logo - Created by DrLarivere.
- Ambush! - Created by Fermentating.
- 📈 zoempaws' SCP-8549 Poster - Created by zoempaws.
- 📈 O Lilith - Created by MasonFlores.
- 📈 Dash Aleph Does Not Exist (Artex Gift for Badooga) - Created by LeraviTheXatu.
- Gem's Uncut Gems - Created by GeminidStrix.
- Art Exchange 2025: Gift for Intercedent - Created by fazaonzaza.
Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages
- Problem Pal - Author Page - It's ProblemPal's Author Page!
- A Semi-Comprehensive List of Foundation Technology - Written by Baronjoe.
Week of January 14th
SCP Articles
- SCP-9123 - Written by xexnoncores.
- SCP-9944 - Written by UlyssesBark.
- SCP-9850 - Written by wackdog.
- SCP-8063 - Written by DrGrimoire.
- 📈 SCP-9878 - Written by whenwerewe.
- SCP-9933 - Written by AlephCubed.
- SCP-7763 - Written by AWhiteBoy.
- 📈 SCP-9192 - Written by CRAt26.
- 📈 SCP-9896 - Written by AxolotlQuestions.
- 📈 SCP-9453 - Written by feathersnake.
- 📈 SCP-9310 - Written by Foolish Bird Dodo.
- 📈 SCP-9709 - Written by Omastar139.
- SCP-9057 - Written by ClammyTime.
- 💯 SCP-9365 - Written by feathersnake.
- 📈 SCP-9188 - Written by Cremo.
- SCP-9902 - Written by daveyoufool.
Tales
- 📈 Acceptable Losses - Written by Loop11.
- 📈 Jupiter County - Written by sprawlingstar.
- Steel Hand Mage - Written by GreenWolf.
- 🤝 Bedlam - Written by Jasiu06 and Ralliston.
- IPSYLON2x99 - Written by JackalRelated.
- 📈 Life of Lamplight Part I - Written by Arclund.
- Skinful Desires - Written by xexnoncores.
- The Wheel - Written by TheChunk.
- There's No Such Thing as Twelve - Written by DS al Coda.
- 📈 Digital Woe - Written by (user deleted).
- Butterfly Delusions - Written by DirEthan.
- A Man Who Once Mattered - Written by Mr Panik.
- Scarlet Fever - Written by Rez De Chaussee.
GoI Formats
- 📈 SC-19/102-20/120 - Written by Zaresed.
Art
- 📈 Pickle's New and Improved Meri Art - Created by PickleMonstiez.
- 📈 Cephalic Analysis of H. cryoformus - Created by Omni-gon.
- Shining on the Water - Created by TroutMaskReplica.
- 📈 (MUSIC) Chasing the White Rabbit - MTF Lamba-5 Theme - Created by DrLarivere.
Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages
- Ridgewell Edutainment Center Hub - Written by DS al Coda.
- Accessibility Policy - Written by wackdog.
- DirEthan Author Page - It's DirEthan's Author Page!
Week of January 21st
SCP Articles
- SCP-3006 - Written by Anonymous. Rewritten by IAmTheOoga.
- 📈 SCP-9864 - Written by feathersnake.
- 📈 SCP-3468 - Written by Cremo.
- 📈 SCP-9195 - Written by ThanTheDemoness.
- 📈 SCP-9969 - Written by Sylvester_Prince.
- 📈 SCP-9616 - Written by InanimateStudy.
- SCP-9981 - Written by whenwerewe.
- 📈 SCP-8269 - Written by Letova.
- SCP-9163 - Written by Heck_Tech.
- 📈 SCP-8236 - Written by Mister_Toasty.
- 📈 SCP-9379 - Written by DappledDaspletosaur.
- SCP-9811 - Written by tacticalnecromancy.
- 💯 SCP-9597 - Written by PlaguePJP.
- SCP-9967 - Written by mxsinister.
- 📈 SCP-9745 - Written by Mooys.
- 📈 SCP-9093 - Written by The Frodmaer Club.
- 📈 SCP-9707 - Written by Pumgumgum.
- 📈 SCP-9856 - Written by TealQuacks.
- 📈 SCP-9054 - Written by GeminidStrix.
- 📈 Case File 9461: Disciplinary Hearing of M. Stone - Written by UlyssesBark.
- 📈 SCP-9717 - Written by AgentCheese.
- 📈 SCP-9985 - Written by TheHindSight.
- 📈 SCP-9968 - Written by SierraBlade220.
- 📈 SCP-9881 - Written by WaylandLaurencePan.
- 📈 SCP-9919 - Written by Harmacy.
- 📈 SCP-8568 - Written by jazzwave.
- 📈 SCP-9429 - Written by Ampyrsand.
- 📈 SCP-9155 - Written by Didelphia Poss.
- 📈 SCP-9144 - Written by 22o9L.
- 📈 SCP-023-J - Written by Future Elliotto.
- 📈 SCP-9466 - Written by OttoBrahestadt.
- 📈 SCP-9974 - Written by Doctor Zurvan.
- 📈 SCP-8431 - Written by HedgehogInATree.
- 📈 SCP-9513 - Written by Unidentifiedgoober.
- SCP-9540 - Written by P4TR1CK07.
- 📈 SCP-9298 - Written by Zyde.
- 📈 SCP-9412 - Written by AltaLego.
- SCP-9157 - Written by Miss Lovecraft.
- 📈 SCP-9575 - Written by DrBlitz.
- The Community’s Proposal - Written by LordStonefish.
- SCP-9139 - Written by popsioak.
- 📈 SCP-9217 - Written by TopDownUnder.
- 📈 SCP-9868 - Written by Koscheiisms.
- 📈 SCP-9204 - Written by NebulousStar.
- 📈 SCP-7467 - Written by Cakoh.
- 📈 SCP-9069 - Written by kingofmice.
- 📈 SCP-9625 - Written by Shirley Sterling.
- 📈 SCP-8795 - Written by Din-Bidor.
- SCP-8562 - Written by Din-Bidor.
- 📈 SCP-9470 - Written by Booblesnoot.
- 📈 SCP-9349 - Written by XHAWK77X.
Tales
- 📈 Fragments Of Someone Else - Written by AnActualCrow.
- 📈 The Flesh that Hates the Sun - Written by Noobcumber.
- 📈 A Memory Of Grafton - Written by mysticgalaxy.
- 📈 It Will Improve With Time - Written by adanaist.
- 📈 Underneath the Mistletoe - Written by XHAWK77X.
- 📈 Ideal - Prologue - Written by WatcherKatrielle.
- 📈 First Dreamers - Written by Athabuen.
- 📈 From Moore. - Written by mysticgalaxy.
- 📈 Dan and Mike - Written by QQuickSilver2.
- 📈 New Year; New Earth - Written by FigaroFigaroFigaro.
GoI Formats
- Everything You Wanted to Know About the Undervegas Grand Prix But Were Too Afraid to Ask - Written by AstersQuill.
- 📈🌐 Heretical Writing 11: From My Personal Experience with MEKHANE, She Who Broke - Written by Einer von Rabe. Translated Einer von Rabe.
- 📈 'JurassiMax™ Toy Shooter' (Q34P5/KO5O5/9H4YT) - Written by Quacking Gander.
- 📈 Project Proposal 2019-186: "Arles, Provence, 1890" - Written by whenwerewe.
- ‘Mexico City Niceties’ (Catalogue NLHAY-19393) - Written by xexnoncores.
Art
- Iris Darke - Sketch - Created by Miss Lovecraft.
- 📈 Torture of Talloran - Created by Mimi Q Binn.
- 📈 SCARLET KING - Created by 8for8.
Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages
N/A
Week of January 28th
SCP Articles
- 📈 SCP-8836 - Written by Din-Bidor.
- 📈 SCP-7534 - Written by Hikarinu.
- SCP-9930 - Written by CRAt26.
- 📈 SCP-9092 - Written by Dr Talcite.
- 📈 SCP-8293 - Written by TheEmeraldWolf.
- 📈 SCP-9180 - Written by Wondrous Expanse.
- 📈 SCP-8838 - Written by DreadnoughtGalaxy.
- SCP-9564 - Written by popsioak.
- 📈 SCP-8753 - Written by LeraviTheXatu.
- 📈 SCP-8584 - Written by SeekGull.
- 📈 SCP-9074 - Written by demolitionderpy.
- 📈 SCP-9380 - Written by Detective_O 1.
- 📈 SCP-9065 - Written by ClammyTime.
- 📈 SCP-9737 - Written by HedgehogInATree.
- 📈 SCP-9505 - Written by feathersnake.
- 📈 SCP-8769 - Written by CN Productions.
- 📈 SCP-8512 - Written by arthcymro.
- 📈 SCP-1600-J - Written by QQuickSilver2.
- 📈 SCP-9218 - Written by SmokeSaint.
- 📈 SCP-9307 - Written by Athabuen.
- 💯 SCP-8251 - Written by Communism will win.
- SCP-8164 - Written by Communism will win.
- 📈 SCP-9386 - Written by MetalRavioli.
- 📈 SCP-8658 - Written by zipzipskins.
- 📈 SCP-8452 - Written by Enginepithecus.
- 📈 SCP-8324 - Written by DirEthan.
- 📈 SCP-9491 - Written by Zyde.
- 📈 Scp 8353 - when music becomes real - Written by Doctor Sam L.
- 📈 SCP-9243 - Written by Billith.
- 📈 SCP-9179 - Written by Aldi_Shopper.
- 📈 SCP-9133 - Written by Nickthebrick1.
Tales
- 📈 Cry Out For a Hero - Written by IAmTheOoga.
- The Wheel (Is Turning Now) - Written by TealQuacks.
- 📈 The Researcher - Written by FigaroFigaroFigaro.
- 📈 To Abhor My Bloody Hands - Written by KatyaStrangelove.
- 📈 God a Light? - Written by mxsinister.
GoI Formats
N/A
Art
- 📈 SCP-8753 Schematics - Created by Mimi Q Binn.
- 📈 The Death Of Language And Love - Created by AMystB859.
- 📈 What lies at the end - Created by Cakoh.
- The Sound Of Music - Created by TroutMaskReplica.
- 📈 Mimi Q Binn's Logo Lab - Created by Mimi Q Binn.
- 📈 SCP-096 - Created by 8for8.
- 📈 SCP-106 - Created by 8for8.
- 📈 SCP-966 - Created by 8for8.
- 📈 GATE GUARDIAN - Created by 8for8.
- 📈 SCP-087-1 - Created by 8for8.
- 📈 SCP-2845 - Created by 8for8.
- 📈 Ganzir (SCP 5000) - Created by 8for8.
Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages
- 📈 Fish's Absolute Beginners Guide To Units - Written by Fish^12.
- Errata's Author Page - It's Communism will win's Author Page!
- SCP Wiki Themes Complete Tier List - Written by Fish^12.
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