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This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!
Fandom Stuff
- Saunter on over to the SCP-5000 Hub and check out all the entries this contest! And a congratulations to Tanhony who took home the bread with his entry, "Why?"
- One of the founders and legends on this site, Dr Gears, has come out with a sad announcement - cancer has been found in one of his kidneys. While information past that is still forthcoming, and ultimately up to him to share, he has set up a fundraiser here to collect money for their medical expenses. Please consider donating if you can!
Featured Articles
- SCP-3737 - ("Rainbow Bridge") - SCP-3737-2 is the collective designation for the inhabitants of SCP-3737, which are various species of animals commonly kept as household pets. By Pecan
- SCP-001-D - ""You didn't hear? SCP-001 is dead." By Stormbreath
- The Sacred Djehuti - WHAT'S THIS? –MOONSTONE BRAVEHEART OF HELHEIM By Lt Flops and Ayers.
Reviewer's Spotlight Articles
- SCP-2410 - ("We Are Beary Sorry") - SCP-2410 refers to stuffed bears that have experienced an ectoentropic phenomenon… Written by TheMightyMcB, Crashington, and N_Aepic_Fael, selected by TheMightyMcB.
- SCP-4755 - ("The Whole World Has Gone Bananas!") - The following anomaly is Level 6/4755 classified. Written by Nagiros, selected by Francis Scalia.
- SCP-4823 - ("When We Are Omnipotent") - "SCP-4823 is a ripe specimen of Musa acuminata, more commonly known as a Cavendish banana.” Written by Sebarus, selected by Kilonova.
- Sometimes It's Not Funny - jockjamsvol6: Guys, I got some bad news. Written by kinchtheknifeblade, selected by Cerastes.
You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)
Week of January 1st
SCPs
- 📈 SCP-4875 ("Crying Beneath the Desert, Or; Lorem Desertum") - "Gravedigger, gravedigger, release him from this earth, won’t you?" Written by LordStonefish.
- SCP-4476 ("Le Famille Natau") - "haha DISGUSTING" Written by MalyceGraves.
- 📈 SCP-4592 ("There is Music in the Void") - Thank goodness. It was getting lonely in this void. Written by IAmtheBushman.
- SCP-4438 ("FOURTH") - "hold on i think i left my upvote inside the computer i need to ju-" Written by Tanhony.
- 📈 SCP-4461 ("I'm a fan.") - Not the spinning kind. Or is it? Written by DrUnoriginal.
- 📈 SCP-4896 ("Corvid Knife") - SQUAWK SQUAWK! Written by Dr Raveren.
- 📈 SCP-010-INT ("Become one in the Light") - The tower of Babel beckons. Written by INT_Translator.
- 📈 SCP-4594 ("There's a gullet beneath London") - I wonder if it tastes like piss and vinegar? Written by Kid F.
- SCP-4874 ("Friends With You") - That's all I want to be. Written by Ellie3.
- SCP-4892 ("The Rotten God") - You are outnumbered. Written by Tanhony.
- 📈 SCP-4728 ("Deletion") - Remember to replace. Written by faminepulse.
- SCP-4894 ("TOOL FOR EVERY USE") - AND A USE FOR EVERY TOOL Written by Nameless Mediocre.
- SCP-4861 ("12/11/2030") - Screw you, future me! Written by Tanhony.
Tales
- Elliot & Edna Had a Son Named Tim - "Dad was born an only child to Elliot and Edna Wilson on the 29th of February, 1956." A new installment for the What a Wonderful World canon, written by DarkStuff.
- Taking Care of the Kids - "What was your dad like, Jude?" Written by kinchtheknifeblade.
- 📈 Little Pleasures - "Researcher Jaeger was not a man to distinguish between "want" and "need" very well." Written by Tufto.
- 📈 Radio Silenced - "It was not the first time Scip had seen the inside of a Foundation interrogation room, though this was certainly turning into the longest time he had spent in one." Written by Jacob Conwell.
- 📈 July 27th, 1998 Quarry Park, Calgary, Alberta - "It’s important to note that Greg didn’t look dead, or even like he’d been buried for half a decade." Written by toadking07.
- 📈 Death and the Women - "Anouk's first though, oddly, was of the Nutcracker. She had seen the ballet two weeks ago, and three of the performers had danced in stilts to evoke the magic of fairyland." Written by OriCat.
- Prelude to Crisis: The Decline and fall of the Foundation - "Is the Foundation an idea, protecting the innocents from the tainted knowledge of immortality pills and extraterrestrial life?" The first chapter of a new series, written by Roget.
- In my eyes, indisposed. In disguises no one knows. Hides the face, lies the snake. The sun in my disgrace - "The whole thing took us 4 years and a not inconsiderable amount of resources." Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
- 📈 Cigarette Break - "Tuesdays offered nothing but the mind-numbing boredom of desk work with the promise of plenty more to come." Written by ObserverSeptember.
- 📈 Denton and McDowell Recover La Chupacabra's Pinata from a Jersey Devil - "Hey fuck you man, New Jersey is awesome" The latest installment of the Alchemy Department canon, written by DrMagnus.
GoI Format
- Eggplant Election Special - [Deer College] "The incumbent and front-runner, President Diabolus is the definite favorite; the Antichrist Amendment to the Student Body Constitution actually guarantees it, unless someone can disprove his claim to being the Son of Satan." Written by ch00bakka.
- Three Musings On How It Might've Happened - [Second Hytoth] "And as Nestor wandered, he soon realized he was lost in the cosmos. It soon became apparent that something was not right. Thus, the Void spoke" Written by Oboebandgeek99.
Week of January 8th
SCPs
- SCP-4473 ("You Make Me Feel Like") - Nothing happens. Written by Tanhony.
- SCP-4953 ("Burger King Himself") - Who is Tyrant Arby? Written by Auxiphor.
- 📈 SCP-4734 ("The K-T Extinction Bootstrap") - "FOUNDATION_DECRYPTION_KEY_ACCEPTED" Written by Dr Raveren.
- 📈 SCP-4582 ("New (New York, New York) York") - A new (new) article by Jekeled.
- SCP-3448-J ("Should Have Taken Him Sleeping") - Death's greatest blunder. Written by Calibold.
- SCP-4574 ("Paleolithic Spear Tigers") - life, love, and sacrifice. Written by Weryllium.
Tales
- Dad Goes to the Zoo - "Was there any other animal with a neck as long as the giraffe?" A new installment for the What a Wonderful World canon, written by DarkStuff.
- Salt and Pepper (Extra Salty) - "Hold my hands. Say my name. Look at me, recognize me. Please. Just for a second, just… to know I'm here, and not… gone. Not again." The latest installment of the Eternal MxTape series, written by Tsercele.
- Kyoufu-0 - "NEVER WIDE ENOUGH" Written by NatVoltaic.
- 📈 It's All Good - "Lily stared at the dice, and placed a hand against the side of her head. Then, she laughed." Written by Ellie3.
- 📈 The Catching of the Sun - "There are as many stories about the beginnings of the world as there are slaves in Daevon - that is to say, uncountable, and ever increasing." Written by OriCat.
- Penny for Your Thoughts? - "Cool water splattered against Allen's back as he stared up into the sky." Written by Alces_alces.
Week of January 15th
SCPs
- 📈 SCP-4541 ("A Toy Story") - Oh boy! Where's Woody? Written by madimot.
- 📈 SCP-1964-EX ("Anomalous Television") - Gonna watch me some Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Written by Tracque_.
- 📈 SCP-1340-RU ("Midnight Transmission") - Late night TV. Written by LanceRadioactive.
- 📈 SCP-4834 ("All Roads Lead To Rome") - Do they, really? Written by Utylike.
- 📈 SCP-ES-019 ("Apocalyptic Headphones") - DOOOOOOM! Written by Ziakial.
- 📈 SCP-4191 ("Draco ignem") - Everyone loves Pyro! Written by DL_Baryonyx.
- 📈 SCP-4741 ("Rolling Them Bones") - Roll tide! Uh, I mean bones! Written by SleepSpell.
- 📈 SCP-4483 ("Cut off the Head") - It's simple. Cut off G S Palmer's head.
Tales
- 📈 Blake Tillerson - "There is a time in everyone's life, when we look, talk, and act nothing like who we have been, and who we will become." Written by DarkStuff.
- 📈 Elä - "Don’t die." Written by OriCat.
- The Weight - "Changing my name so I can work for the Foundation just put it into the ground." Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
- 📈 The Crisis: Hills Like White Elephants - "When you're done, I'm ready to talk about your way of thinking. I'm maybe, maybe, coming around to it." Written by Roget.
- The Peculiar Case Of Custodian Woodworth and Dr. Bright - "Joe was sweeping that night when he encountered Bright for the last time." Written by hawkguyy.
- 📈 The Hearts Strings: Fear, Death, And Immortality - "We, at the Foundation, do hold some of the most horrible, horrifying things in the universe." Written by KaraKatt.
- 📈 The Hearts Strings: Being A Part of One of THOSE Families - "I don’t love my family anymore. I don’t enjoy being in their presence." Written by KaraKatt.
- Young Foundation - "I’ll get the mask and meet you in the backyard in three minutes. Better hurry!" Written by involuntarybookclub.
- 📈 Oria - "…ping…" Written by Dimadude.
- A Scene From A Meme(-ory) - "Heather, I'm thirty-one years old!" Written by Lt Flops.
- 📈 Diving in the San Diego Sea - "If you were a boy who wasn't thinking about girls by freshman year of high school, you were going to by sophomore year, and if you weren't thinking about girls by sophomore year of high school, then there might have been a closet involved." Written by DarkStuff.
- 📈 Home Sick - "I mean, I bet I can find something out there…" Written by Ellie3.
- No Cars Allowed - "There's a food truck here?" Written by Ellie3.
- 📈 The Drooling Path: Part 2 - "I don't recognize the bodies in the water either." Written by Kothardarastrix.
- 📈 Pt. <3 - Wherever you go, I'll follow - "Oi, gilly. Yous' prolly hungry now, eh?" Written by MalyceGraves.
- 📈 Snow Is Hell - "Kase mailed his sister a framed picture of him, Irene, and the ghosts." Written by Weryllium.
GoI Format
- 📈 UIU File 2019-031 - [Unusual Incidents Unit] "Hey uh so uh I'm calling up to report uh my neighbor. She lives at uh 23 Cutts Avenue. Uh so it's like, uh 3am right… and uh it sounds like she's hammering something a bunch." A new installment for the Broken Masquerade canon, written by cybersqyd.
- Ambrose Backdoor Soho - [Ambrose Restaurants] "Sicilian pizza made with buffalo mozarella and a creamy tomato sauce, topped with out-of-this-world fresh tomatoes and basil, bred by reclusive parabotanist Stella Lindholm. Let the world melt around you with each taste." A new installment for the Trashfire canon, written by UraniumEmpire.
Week of January 22nd
SCPs
- 📈 SCP-3567 ("Chrono-Wrap") - Not Trigger, but Wrap! Written by torcsandantlers.
- SCP-4832 ("📻 👌") - 📃👌 Written by H0dari.
- 📈 SCP-3193 ("Christmas War") - THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS Written by DrAkimoto.
- 📈 SCP-4568 ("Dilemma of the Twin Serpents") - the earthquakes, jim! Written by Logarithmika.
- SCP-4524 ("A Flesh, New World") - The fleshy new take on the Aladdin classic. Written by BlueJones.
- 📈 SCP-4273 ("The Bonsai Trees") - Tiny, tender trees. Written by Marcelles_Raynes.
- SCP-3529 ("snake = snek = cute ^~^") - Surprisingly not written in Python. Written by XilasCrowe.
- 📈 SCP-4718 ("Unsinkable") - Just like the Titanic. Written by swordlover87.
- SCP-4109 ("FINAL CONCLUSION: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE") - yeah, I agree. Written by Deadly Bread.
- SCP-4564 ("Butthole Surfers") - "They were all in love with dyin' / They were drinking from a fountain / That was pouring like an avalanche / Coming down the mountain" Written by Dr Balthazaar.
Tales
- 📈 The Beginnings of Love - "In an entirely new social circle, Tim could have made fast friends if it weren't for his studies." Written by DarkStuff.
- Modern Hauntings, Old Charlatanism - "A Foster the People song was playing on the radio when the aging grey sedan pulled up to the apartment block." Written by Ihp.
GoI Format
- Herman Fuller Presents: The Penitent Man - [Herman Fuller's Circus of Disqueting] "As far as freaks go, I’m really quite no’mal. I bleed a lot, and my blood don't coagulate. Simple nuff, right?" Written by MalyceGraves.
Misc
- The Heart Corner of Doom AKA The Author Page It's KaraKatt's Author Page!
- H0dari's Author Page It's H0dari's Author Page!
- Oricat's Author Page It's OriCat's Author Page!
SCP-5000 Contest!
Make sure to check out the entries!
- SCP-5000: Why? by Tanhony
- SCP-5999: This is Where I Died by Shaggydredlocks, TheeSherm, VolgunStrife, Woedenaz, Modern_Erasmus
- SCP-5001: Sacrosanct by Yossipossi
- SCP-5002: A Death in Containment by psul
- SCP-5500: Death of the Authors by Ihp
- SCP-5005: Lamplight by Tufto
- SCP-5370: Chessland by Taffeta
- SCP-5003: Powerless by Captain Kirby
- SCP-5555: Made in Heaven by A Random Day, Rounderhouse, Uncle Nicolini
- SCP-5423: The Empty Room by DrEverettMann
- SCP-5004: MEGALOMANIA by djkaktus
- SCP-5006: Trust No One by RockTeethMothEyes, TheMightyMcB
- SCP-5007: Bass Strait by Dr Balthazaar
- SCP-5100: Chronophobia by Sterbai
- SCP-5060: North Sentinel Planet by Jacob Conwell
- SCP-5432: Let There Be Bright by Nameless Mediocre
- SCP-5666: When a Mind Flies Into the Sun by Lamentte
- SCP-5087: When Have They Gone? by HammerMaiden
- SCP-5600: A December To Remember by ManyMeats
- SCP-5069: The Eightfold Path by ch00bakka
- SCP-5055: Pandora by T Rutherford
- SCP-5050: The Dragon of Mittenwald by JackalRelated
- SCP-5010: Murder, She Redacted by Uncannyon
- SCP-5321: The Spoiler by GrimmCreeper
- SCP-5995: The Viper And The Newborn by SoullessSingularity
- SCP-5012: There Is No Escape From The Bottomless Pit by UraniumEmpire
- SCP-5777: Irrational Exuberance by Lambda Fairy
- SCP-5998: Man, Ascendant by Cerastes
- SCP-5790: [DATA KILLED] by MaliceAforethought
- SCP-5931: Nobody Shot Me by EpsilonSyndrome
- SCP-5051: Severance by Weryllium
- SCP-5008: HUSH by rattles
- SCP-5800: The Fifth Gate by not_a_seagull, Connor MacWarren
- SCP-5900: PITCHBLACK by aismallard
- SCP-5052: The Hand that Mocked and the Heart that Fed by GentleGifts
- SCP-5300: Ship in a Bottle by MirageTD, Habitual_Snubnose
- SCP-5009: Catch-22 by tupacofficial
- SCP-5018: The Broken Rose by JakdragonX, IronDruid
- SCP-5111: Fermi, Exterminated by Popsioak, WinterShadow
- SCP-5037: Unsolved by ScarfDyedShadow
- SCP-5997: The River of Mnemosyne by swordlover87
- SCP-5225: The Abyss Stares Back by Deadly Bread, XilasCrowe
- SCP-5682: A Brief Moment of Revelation by stormbreath
- SCP-5011: Man of Steel by Roget, Caro
- SCP-5013: Old, Unhappy, Far-Off Things by ModernMajorGeneral
- SCP-5700: So Says I by ItsDenali
- SCP-5708: From Asgard With Love by DrAkimoto
- SCP-5454: Terratoma by Mortos
- SCP-5204: Dance On The Shore by Dyslexion
- SCP-5099: The Holy Lance by Cyvstvi13
- SCP-5760: A Quiet Night by Dr Astari
- SCP-5737-EX: Entheogen by OriCat
- SCP-5317: Misdirection by Logarithmika
- SCP-5400: System Error by slashannemoo, Dr Ore
- SCP-5678: The Bamboo Thicket by Oboebandgeek99
- SCP-5128: The Source by Magmablack
- SCP-5014: Wille zum Leben by OthellotheCat
- SCP-5335: The Freudian Split by MalyceGraves, plaidypus
- SCP-5775: Deimos by Spider_Jaws
- SCP-5015: (Not) All Who Wander Are Lost by Doctor North, pr0m37h3um
- SCP-5505: Hook, Line, And Sinker by Penton
- SCP-5121: Ev'rwyn Spire by FourMinorSix
- SCP-5536: From the Prison Moons by Doorhandle
- SCP-5016: What lies beneath by Dr Grym
- SCP-5566: The Scientific Method by Quinnen, Scented_Shadow
- SCP-5017: Hard Landing by GerrymanderBassist
- SCP-5830: Ahtohallan by kg583
- SCP-5030: Junior Researcher Bolívar, deceased during a Containment Breach on 21/12/18 by Jakuwoski
2019 in Review
Highest Rated SCPs of the Year
1st: SCP-4205 - "In The Eyes of the Beholder 🖳 " by Woedenaz
2nd: SCP-MYSTERY-J by Uncle Nicolini
3rd: SCP-1322-J - "A Whole New World" by Cerastes
Highest Rated Tales of the Year
1st: Your Very Last SCP! by The Great Hippo
2nd: letters to my future self by Athosnetwork
3rd: #stormsite19 by Uncle Nicolini
Highest Rated GoI Formats of the Year
1st: Uncle Nicolini's Proposal... Maybe. by Uncle Nicolini
2nd: Project Proposal 2014-1221: Finally Waking Up by Uncle Nicolini
3rd: Critter Profile: Bartholomew! by Lt Flops and Kindlyturtleclem
Highest Rated Pages Per Month
January
SCP: SCP-4205 - "In The Eyes of the Beholder 🖳 " by Woedenaz
Tale: Orientation for the Pastaphysics Department by Doctor Cimmerian
GoI Format: 'Para-Pedigrees' PED464/CAN33/LUP22 by Uncle Nicolini
February
SCP: Pedantique's Proposal by Pedantique
Tale: letters to my future self by Athosnetwork
GoI Format: Adoption Poster: Bandit! by Uncle Nicolini
March
SCP: SCP-4335- "A Welt in the Crucible" by Westrin
Tale: The Many Portraits of Jack Bright by Captain Kirby
GoI Format: Project Proposal 2014-1221: Finally Waking Up by Uncle Nicolini
April
SCP: SCP-4517- "Not Very 𝒩" by Maliceaforethought
Tale: CASE HATE RED by qntm
GoI Format: GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM by Lt. Flops and Uncle Nicolini/Deer and the Overseers by Stormbreath
May
SCP: SCP-4281 - "Stalled Conversation" by T Rutherford
Tale: Keeping it Chill With Your Homies at the SCP Foundation by Henzoid
GoI Format: Critter Profile: The Polar Bear! by Jade Skylar
June
SCP: SCP-4182 - "There is no Site-5" by The Great Hippo
Tale: More Like Rainbow Crapitalism by ch00bakka
GoI Format: Critter Profile: Bartholomew! by Lt Flops and Kindlyturtleclem
July
SCP: SCP-4338 - "Vulcan, the Disaster" by T Rutherford
Tale: Your Very Last SCP! by The Great Hippo
GoI Format: Uncle Nicolini's Proposal... Maybe. by Uncle Nicolini
August
SCP: SCP-4971 - "Rituals" by djkaktus
Tale: Masquerade's End by Uncle Nicolini
GoI Format: Danger: Incinideer! by INT_Translator2
September
SCP: SCP-4773-2 - " and a stuffed bear" by Henzoid and Maliceaforethought
Tale: #stormsite19 by Uncle Nicolini
GoI Format: SPC-3787 by DrAkimoto
October
SCP: Dr.Michaels by Henzoid and Lt Flops
Tale: Outdated by Cerastes
GoI Format: The Incredible Ozwald's Shoes by INT_Translator3
November
SCP: SCP-4026- "guardian 'angel' " by Uncle Nicolini
Tale: Lord Blackwood in the Land of Wonder by Raddagher and Uncle Nicolini
GoI Format: Clown Town by DrChandra
December
SCP: SCP-MYSTERY-J by Uncle Nicolini
Tale: Wild Light by qntm
GoI Format: SPC-446 by Uncle Nicolini
Editorials' Picks
Fanart
Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. The thumbnails are clickable.
Alces' Statue Garden by Alces_alces
Calibold's Mega Cool Art Page by Calibold
The Heart Art Page by KaraKatt
SCP DeviantArt Gallery by CharnelleAndOcs
SlimeyHoneyBunny's Amino Page by SlimeyHoneyBunny
Jennifer Swann's DeviantArt Page by Jennifer Swann
Q&A:
Q: Can I replace a blurb that you wrote for one of my articles with my own? I'm not satisfied with it.
A: Absolutely. You will always have that option at any point.
Q: I noticed an error/typo/incorrect information and wish to correct it. May I?
A: Sure! If the changes are not limited to your own article(s) and/or are substantial changes across multiple entries, you should post in that month's discussion page and then make the changes.
Q: I wrote an article and it seems to have stuck. Can I send a blurb of mine to one of the frequent collaborators?
A: Yup! It's much easier if you come to us about it, and it gives you the control over what you want shown on the news page.
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