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Stories and Editorials


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Much like a Belgian techno band, we at the SCP Wiki are pumping up the jam! This Is My Jam Con, an unofficial contest running from April 2nd to April 23rd, marks our foray from the visual to the auditory. Run by iammuffin, The Frodmaer Club, Trout Mask Replica, and CRat, This Is My Jam asks authors to swap their favorite songs and turn them into something new. It will be a great way to build community, learn more about your fellow authors, and get your creative juices going in new directions! To get the insider info, we asked iammuffin and Frodmaer what they wanted to share with the wiki about This Is My Jam.

Iammuffin: I think the biggest thing for me is the core purpose of the con. We are here to write, but I think that’s secondary to why I actually came up with it in the first place. I wanted to give the community a reason to share music recommendations with each other. The main point of the event is that people get exposed to music they wouldn’t otherwise be, and maybe turn that into some inspiration. I’m hoping a lot of people end up expanding their playlists, 'cause I know I will!

Frodmaer: Music is one of the best forms of inspiration out there, and there hasn’t really been a con themed around it (at least in recent SCP wiki history). So when muffin floated the idea around I knew I’d have to get onboard. We’re really hoping to get more people listening to more music with this too. There are so many great songs out there that people just haven’t heard yet.

I really think this could spark a musical appreciation in the SCP community like ClassicCon did for shortform. As a hobby, coping mechanism, art, or even just as entertainment, music is amazing. I’m hoping people become as passionate as we are about it.

TroutMaskReplica: I've been into music for as long as I can really remember. Many of my works have been inspired by the music I listen to, knowingly or not, and I know many works of the wiki are titled after songs. Frequently you can catch me in the SCP discord discussing and sharing music, which is something I really enjoy. Some of my favorite albums have been suggested by other people in the community. I really hope to continue that with this contest, I think every band deserves a chance, many people just don't know they'll like a song until it's shoved in their face.

It’s clear from their responses that there’s a lot of passion and love behind this con, and we at Community Outreach hope to see the same good vibes from writers. We’ll hear from you in April!

- By Koscheiisms

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Writing and Art Prompts

Site News is bringing you monthly writing and art prompts! Every month there will be user-submitted prompts to help inspire new pieces. Participation in these prompts is completely optional, and any pages based on the prompts will be featured in the next issue of Site News! If you're interested in submitting a prompt for next Site News, send a wikidot PM to RhineriverRhineriver or ProblemPalProblemPal. One prompt submission per person, and up to five prompts will be shown in each edition of Site News.

This month's prompts are below!

The Producers Submitted by Mister_Toasty
Write an article where the main characters do everything wrong, but still somehow succeed.

You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) Submitted by AWhiteBoy
Write an article that starts and ends with the special containment procedures.

Golden God Submitted by The Frodmaer Club
Write about the downfall of a famous musician (real or fictional)

Step Compilation: What A Day That Was Written by Ethagon
Inspire by the February 2026 prompt Peter, the Horse is here

If you write an entry inspired by this or a previous month's prompts, feel free to send a wikidot PM to RhineriverRhineriver or ProblemPalProblemPal to have it featured in the next Site News! There isn't a time limit on getting prompt submissions featured, so feel free to write for a previous month's prompts as well!1


Features Last Month

Top Articles of the Month

Ratings of course do not mean everything, but they are representative of what people happened to like seeing at the time. With this in mind, the following are the top-rated works last month, so if by some chance you haven't encountered them yet, be sure to check them out!

Top-Rated SCP

SCP-8610 by Mikel_0210: I WILL DEFEND.

I DEFENDED THAT FIELD FOR MANY, MANY YEARS. BUT I COULD NOT DEFEND IT FOREVER.

Top-Rated Non-SCP

Memo: Regarding "Preventable Deaths" by AWhiteBoy

Recently, several members of staff from a variety of departments have come forward expressing concerns regarding "preventable deaths." These complaints have repeatedly misattributed specific incidents as "preventable" and continue to use the term outside of its own definition.


Front Page Features

Every month, an article is selected from each of the three common article types: SCP, Tale, and Group of Interest Format. These three articles are displayed on the front page for the month to bring further recognition to them.

If you would like to view the previous front page features, you can view the archive for the SCPs here, the archive for the Tales here, and the archive for the GoI Formats here!

SCP

SCP-9593 by PlaguePJP: Prestige TeeVee

SCP-9593 has concluded, and a standard Foundation media blackout has been initiated. Foundation Web Crawlers have scrubbed all references to SCP-9593 from social media websites, entertainment forums, and printed media.

Tale

My Dad Was Stalked By A Werewolf For A Year And A Half by Animal Hospital

The year was 2001. My father, a drifter, came into the town of Oakford for the first time in early December, shortly after the first snowfall of the year.

GOI Format

Critter Profile: Dormi! by Athabuen

When we asked the supervisors for their opinion, they got pretty confused and acted like they couldn't remember who he was.


Reviewers' Spotlights

Works are featured on the site’s front page as part of the Reviewers’ Spotlight, which acknowledges the time and effort spent by forum reviewers helping other authors develop and edit and their works for the mainsite. Each month, community members are encouraged to nominate forum reviewers who have been both particularly helpful and active. Members of the Forum Criticism Team will then discuss the nominations, and select four prominent reviewers to choose the month’s Reviewers’ Spotlight front-page features.

If you'd like to nominate a reviewer for the Reviewers' Spotlight, DM your nomination to ZynZyn!

If you would like to view previous spotlights, you can view the archive for them here!

1st of March

We're Worthy of Being Loved, Too by Tsercele [Featured by Tsercele]

Below brown eyes, on stubbled cheeks, there glowed a brighter hue, like cotton candy in the sun. The hint of a smile, or something more — a moment shared and recognized.

9th of March

SCP-9828: The Scarlet Ichor by Rez De Chaussee & Uncle Nicolini [Featured by KatyaStrangelove]

{It was quiet. Not silent, but there was an aural fog of whistling and clicking and gurgling, like someone was trying to scream in the water. All my dreams sound like that now, even when the dreams let me leave.}}

17th of March

SCP-9983: Do Not Look Inside The Box by Lakaz [Featured by Jamz9245]

Following the deaths of multiple researchers and the loss of substantial equipment, no devices with radio receivers are to be brought within two miles of Site-17.

25th of February

SCP-598: Sentient Color by Sophia Light [Featured by Dr Blackbox]

Any color-accurate copy of SCP-598, reproduced by any means including computer, video recording or mirrors, will become SCP-598.

Site News Creature Feature

Greetings, goblins and ghouls from every corner of the world. I am Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini, your gracious host for this newest segment of Site News; none other than the Creature Feature! "What is the Creature Feature?", I hear you ask. Well, my fellow creatures of the night: this new segment is aimed at putting your furry, scaled, and feathered friends in the spotlight! That's right, we're doing Super Cute Pets, starring you, the reader's, very own animal companions!

Creature Feature FAQ

"How do I get my pet on there?"

Simply submit an image hosted on the SCP sandbox or other image hosting service via PM to DianaBerryDianaBerry, MetalRavioliMetalRavioli, or Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini, along with a paragraph or so telling us your pet's name, species, and a little about them!

"Is there anything I need to agree to?"

Only that you are releasing the image of your pet under CC BY-SA 3.0! Its the site license, after all.

"Anything else?"

Nope! All you gotta do is wait. And who knows? Maybe your pet will be the next month's Creature Feature!

And now, for the main attraction…

Presenting… Bertie!

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Say hello to Bertie! He's a frug (French bulldog/pug mix).

Fun fact about those breeds: both are known for their stable temperament and docile nature. I believe combining the breeds cancelled out those traits in Bertie, because he is the most scrappy, high energy homonculus I've ever had the pleasure of rearing. He bolts towards strangers, jumps on anyone who'll let him, has zoomies seemingly without end. My doorbell has been broken for years, but I've never had to fix it, since Bertie always lets me know when someone's visiting.

I've had him since he was a 3 week old potato. We've been through a lot together; walks in new places, new faces, one emergency vet visit after he ate a box of chocolates at 1am (bit of advice: get pet insurance. That ended up being a VERY expensive box of chocolates). He even helped one of my friends overcome their phobia of dogs!

He's almost 8 years old, and is starting to get a little grey around his muzzle, but he's still as cheery and energetic as he was as a puppy. I hoped you liked meeting him, since he certainly made it hard for me to get a nice photo!

Submitted by UlyssesBarkUlyssesBark

SCP Data & Trends

Pardon our dust! We're switching to a new software for our data analysis and it's taken a little bit of time to get it up and running. Things should be back to normal by next month, but in the meantime, here's this month's (abridged) data!

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- The Data Analysis Team

New Content this Month

There is a multitude of wonderful works that are posted to the Wiki every month whether they be SCP articles, Tales, GoI Formats, Art pages, Author Pages, Essays, and more! Below, we have all of the creations for this month listed out by week and type (except for art pages, we did that earlier!) We have added little emojis next to articles that qualify to add some additional content. Below we have listed out the emojis we use and what they mean. Be sure to give them a look!

🤝 = Co-authored works - It is always interesting to see the dynamics of how people work together!
🌐 = International works - Articles translated from one of our international branches!
💯 = Articles rated at +100 and higher - These are articles that have seen success and should be celebrated for it!
📈 = SCP articles rated under +30 and Tales and GoI Formats rated under +20 - Let's show these a little love!


Week of March 1st


SCP Articles

  • SCP-9340 - Written by AWhiteBoy.
  • SCP-9716 - Written by Communism will win.
  • 📈 SCP-9047 - Written by Seraphyde.
  • SCP-9363 - Written by IndustryStandard.
  • SCP-9103 - Written by daveyoufool.
  • 📈 SCP-9346 - Written by KiwiNova.
  • 📈🤝 SCP-9918 - Written by Dr F Otter and vilsolad.
  • SCP-9895 - Written by feathersnake.
  • 📈 SCP-9771 - Written by KaiChainsaws.
  • SCP-9671 - Written by Communism will win.
  • SCP-9628 - Written by sprawlingstar.
  • 📈 SCP-9451 - Written by Starofkrypton.
  • 📈 SCP-9958 - Written by ViciousSpirit.
  • SCP-9983 - Written by Lakaz.
  • SCP-9588 - Written by Crow-Cat.
  • 📈🤝 SCP-9982 - Written by MerrieMariner and Ohnesorge001.
  • 🤝 SCP-8847 - Written by Anorrack, DrGrimoire, and GreenWolf.
  • SCP-9938 - Written by Communism will win.
  • 📈 SCP-9208 - Written by kingofmice.
  • 💯 SCP-8610 - Written by Mikel_0210.

Tales

GoI Formats

Art

Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages


Week of March 7th


SCP Articles

Tales

GoI Formats

Art

Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages


Week of March 14th


SCP Articles

Tales

GoI Formats

Art

Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages


Week of March 21st


SCP Articles

Tales

GoI Formats

N/A

Art

Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages


Week of March 28th


SCP Articles

  • 📈 SCP-9345 - Written by Din-Bidor.
  • SCP-9336 - Written by LordStonefish.
  • SCP-8624 - Written by Communism will win.
  • 📈 SCP 9686 - Written by Ceswwi.
  • 📈 SCP-9959 - Written by DrSitansh.
  • 📈 SCP-9701 - Written by Hyacinth _205.
  • SCP-3776 - Written by Anonymous. Translated by MontagueETC.
  • SCP-1538 - Written by Uncle Nicolini.
  • 📈 SCP-9284 - Written by Mister_Toasty.
  • 📈 SCP-9446 - Written by SleepyProto.
  • 📈 SCP-9460 - Written by poltatherian.
  • SCP-8927 - Written by Communism will win.
  • 📈 SCP-9688 - Written by Penton.
  • 📈 SCP-9421 - Written by whenwerewe.
  • 📈 SCP-9171 - Written by Mr Panik.
  • 📈 SCP-9116 - Written by vampirebats.
  • 📈 SCP-9175 - Written by GwenWinterheart.
  • 📈 SCP-4532-J - Written by AWhiteBoy.

Tales

GoI Formats

Art

Miscellaneous and Untagged Pages


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