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00. Mx. Sinister ✓
Hi whores :) I'm mxsinister1 — you can call me Salt.2
Does anyone really become a writer of their own free will? Because writing has been holding me at gunpoint for the past ██ years.
Anyway—I'm one of those economics and pre-law masochists. Allegedly, I'm a journalist and copywriter as well.3 Primarily a character author. Self-proclaimed Goodreads influencer if you ever want to talk about books. Avid Radiohead listener.
My heart is with all corporate GoIs—especially Dr. Wondertainment4—though my soul might be contractually bound to Black Diamond Billions' MC&D. Thanks xexnoncores for dragging me onto the wiki kicking and screaming. Love your canon.
Not the most active community member, oops, but my inbox is open because I find most people to be pretty cool.
Any coding I do is against my will.
Will make an art page eventually.
Story Time
➣ SCP-8116 - Eau de l’Affinite: Dead wives tell no tales. (collab w/ xexnoncores)
➣ SCP-8153 - A Dysfunctional Function: Classiccon 2025
➣ SCP-8257 - A Long Way Up: You're in a cable car you're certain will never reach a summit.
➣ SCP-9123 - The Ethical Way To Make Money: Dorian Sloan would rather be a bad son who pays the bills than a good one who can’t pay anything at all. (collab w/ xexnoncores)
➣ SCP-9967 - Six-Seven Meme: Postmodern art for Dumbcon 2026.
➣ SCP-9145 - Dr. Wondertainment's Existential Crayon Set!®: Life is suffering, and your kids can't draw!
➣ SCP-2088 - Avenue 5: Fifthism in the Financial Sector, and other such breakout seminar topics. (collab w/ xexnoncores)
➣ SCP-9957 - Arithmomania, Acrylic On Canvas: Paint-By-Numbers.
➣ SCP-L920 - SOLVITUR AMBULANDO (IT IS SOLVED BY WALKING: Mr. Lost, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment becomes lost.
That's all, folks!