Murphy Law in... Murphy Law's Hub!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS ARE CERTIFIED AS CANON CLASS: APOLLYON

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ANY ATTEMPT TO MODIFY THESE FILES WITHOUT APPROPRIATE AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND LEAD TO ME COMPLAINING ABOUT IT ON MY BLOG

seriously don't you even fucking dare

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Whoever writes meta should see to it that in the process he does not become meta. And if you gaze long enough into your navel, your navel will gaze back into you. - Sigmund Freud

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THE SCP-WIKI ARE THE SJWS THAT ARE KILLING CANCER ALSO STOP EDITING MY QUOTES TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID - a 1937 Olympia Elite typewriter

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no - author

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h - Kurt Vonnegut

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He's the canon the Foundation deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him.

Because he can take it. Because he's not our canon. He's a silent guardian — a watchful protector…

…a dark and stormy night.

— Agent Frederick

There Is No Canon

• Murphy Law in... Type 3043 -- FOR MURDER!
• Murphy Law in... The Foundation Always Rings Twice!
• Never Metafictional Character I Didn't Like
• La Historia de Don Quixote de la Mancha
• Recovered Media: The Hard-Boiled Adventures of Murphy Law by Petrograd
• It Always Rains
• [DATA LOST]

Other Stories

• Murphy Law in... The Death of the Paranoid Android! by Modulum
• Murphy Law in... Skip 7043 -- THE MONTAUK FALCON! by cwazzycwafter

Related Materials

• SCP-423
• SCP-2747
• Operation ÓverMeta

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there are seven seas

seven continents

and seven wonders in the world.

seven days

seven sins

and seven notes in a scale —

but only six bullets in my gun.

SEE YOU MAGIC NOIR-BOY. . .

I just might.