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Hi! I'm MoreMuffins, you can call me muffin, muffins, etc.
I'm a kid from DC with nothing better to do than write little stories online.
That's it.
(Art by flowerfirst)
SCP-6988 — Contagious Omniscience
My very first SCP! Part one of the muffinverse 😳
SCP-6447 — Symphony of the Wronged
A 10 person collab with Jack Waltz, Elunerazim, Aftokrator, LORDXVNV, Lt Flops, GreenGolem, JakdragonX, Cole 13, and MetalRavioli. Was very fun to make!
SCP-6501 — Forever Bound
A collab with my friend Jack Waltz, started as an entry for NIGHTMAREFEST but derailed HARD. Now it's an emotional article.
The Tale of Vanessa, Witch of the Cemetery
My first tale and the beginning of my upcoming canon, NIGHTFALL.
"I'm out of muffins." Hexick said while hiding a potato sack full of my family.
"Please let me out of the basement." [REDACTED] said, he did not get his wish.
"Do you know the muffin man?" MetalRavioli said.
"Flesh necklace." NebulousStar said. You're better off not knowing.
“You thought there would be a clever quote here. But it was me, Golem!” GreenGolem said while striking an impressive pose.
“You know, when people say “sockpuppeting” is bad, and against site rules, I ignored them. I was here since the beginning, and plotted multiple “sockpuppets” one the site, and have built them to be major authors with huge reputations. I have taken the wiki by storm, and have gotten upvote bots into the site, to inflate upvotes make them almost meaningless. I’ve influenced several shadow admins, paying them so I don’t get hurled off into the lava for my infractions.
Huh? Oh yeah muffin is a great author and great guy.” Cole 13 said. Very based, king.
"Muffin? Oh no, sir, I don't touch pastries. I have a debilitating fear of those things, you see. Wait what do you mean MoreMuffins?" Aftokrator said. I'm hurt, my family and I did NOTHING to you, DO YOU HEAR ME? ABSOLUTELY NOTHI-
"Sorry, I left the script at home. What am I supposed to say again?" Jack Waltz said. Very forgetful.
"MoreMuffins exists." Rounderhouse said. Honestly I had no clue.
"5/7 somewhere between absolute perfection and total trash fire." LORDXVNV said. Quite accurate.
"Gonna say some copyrighted text so you get banned." Lamentte said. I sure hope I don't get ba
If I die, get banned, or go inactive for a year or two, ownership of my articles will go to Jack Waltz. He can do whatever the hell he wants with them lmao.
(And if Jack Waltz is inactive as well, MetalRavioli will have ownership of my articles.)
If you'd like to contact me, I mostly pay attention to discord. My username is MoreMuffins#0076, I'm also somewhat active in the SCPD discord server.
You can also find me on Twitter.