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MontagueETC exiting his apartment.
Etcetera, Etcetera
Local D-list web author Montague Etcetera experienced scandal today, when private investigators discovered that he does not know how to read or write.
"Yeah," said Etcetera. "I just randomly hit keys on my keyboard and they only form coherent sentences by pure coincidence. I've never thought about what I post even once. What's an SCP?" When asked by a reporter if he'd consider using generative AI instead, Etcetera proceed to savagely beat the offending questioner to death with a typewriter, in a gruesome act of violence that witnesses are calling "ridiculous overkill" and "incredibly based."
Experts are still divided on the matter of Montague's true nature, theorizing that he might secretly be an island in Alaska, a township in eastern Ontario, a minor planet orbiting the sun, one of the two rival families in Romeo & Juliet, or the fourth Earl of Sandwich.
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