Because if beauty is truth, and truth is stranger than fiction, then that which is strange is most beautiful.
Behold, Murphy's Magic Hat. May it always serve as a reminder.
Name: Mister_Toasty
Occupation: Mister_Toasty
Gender: See "occupation"
Date of birth: ok
Location: Northern hemisphere of Tellus
Favorite film: Seven Samurai
Favorite video game: Valkyrie Profile
Favorite book: The Earthsea Cycle, but that's six books, so let's go with The Farthest Shore.
Favorite song: Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast" and Sanctuary's "Ascension to Destiny".
Favorite chemical: Butylated hydroxytoluene
Favorite quote: "YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME, BABY!!!" -Crow T. Robot
I'm named after a throwaway character in Genso Suikoden 2 who insists you show proof of your love of baths by acquiring the "toasty" status effect. No relation to bread or the guy in Mortal Kombat.
I am a writer of terrible fan fiction, slightly less terrible fan fiction, acceptable fan fiction, and the occasional pretty good fan fiction (and original works), along with a number of SCP documents. I'm usually willing to crit or give heed to those seeking Greenlights, but my advice may or may not actually be useful (or cohesive).
Do you like shorter, smaller-scale SCPs that are (sometimes) a bit on the lighter side? Then you're in the right place!
SCP
6000 Series
SCP-6149, Fear and Loathing in Monkey's Eyebrow [Baby's first SCP, and it shows! A party bus that puts the 'trip' in 'road trip'. Inspiration is obvious.]
SCP-6683, Gospodin Chudo [Inspired by the writing prompt "Abnormally Normal". The Foundation learns about a deceased reality-bender who lived a quiet life in a small Siberian town.]
7000 Series
SCP-7327, Nostalgia [Written specifically for those of us born between 1975 and 1992. If you know, you know.]
SCP-7359, Choose Your Own SCP Adventure [Title says it all. I put way more work into this one than I should have, for it to only be my second.] 75+
SCP-7632, De Heks in Het Bos (The Witch in the Woods) [Involves a mythological proto-witch who inspired every other witch that came after her.]
SCP-7784, Baron Munchhausen's Narrative of His Marvellous Travels and Campaigns in the Foundation [Another Public Domain figure, with loose connections to the Daevites and even looser connections with reality!]
SCP-7832, Just. Three. Words. [My most popular. Also my shortest. A unique format screw that describes a strange entity…] 375+
SCP-7942, Dragon in the Clouds [A mysterious tablet from space appears in China, awakening a man to his past life—and his destiny.]
8000 Series
SCP-8042, Certified Platypus Accountant [About a platypus obsessed with doing taxes for anomalies. So, pretty grim stuff, obviously.] Now with fanart! 50+
SCP-8089, No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is Beautiful [My 8k entry! A Site Director is confronted by an ancient family legacy he once turned his back on, in the form of a chimerical entity.]
SCP-8236, ΙΧΘΥΣ [My Dumbcon entry! Ichthyosaurs hack the British government!]
SCP-8479, Rent-a-God [A call center that's literally here to answer YOUR prayers! Divine intervention meets capitalism! Terms and conditions apply.]
SCP-8514, I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay [My Public Domain Con entry! A slow-burn Fey murder mystery involving the UIU, a leshy, green knights, decapitation, and some damn good coffee.]
SCP-8543, A Lesson in Human Anatomy [The Manna Charitable Foundation engineers fruit that purges evil from humans, but their altruism may come at a cost…]
SCP-8643, Murphy Law in…Skip 8643 - SUNSET ON HORIZON BOULEVARD! [Murphy's back, and he's up against the Horizon Initiative, the Chaos Insurgency, and four femme fatales!] 50+
Listen to SCP-8643 on The Exploring Series!
SCP-8663, Footprints on the Ceiling [A therapist for the Foundation discovers her daughter can defy gravity. Together, they must try to cope with this change, and the nature of their relationship.]
SCP-8840, First Day on the Job [It's Junior Researcher Ampersand's first day working for the Foundation! Surely nothing too crazy could happen, right?]
9000 series
SCP-9199, And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street, [My 9k entry! Shenanigans ensue as a murder monster is on the loose, and EvErYtHiNgYoUkNoWiSwRoNg.]
SCP-9361, Oh Susannah, [Take a lonely drive down a dark country road, turn on the radio, hear a voice calling out.]
SCP-9832, Always. Forever. Us., [The Foundation finally figures out a way to protect themselves from cognitohazards! It goes about as well as you'd expect.]
TALES
Day. Life. Mine., my first Tale! [A day in the life of SCP-7832 goes slightly haywire, and a possible origin is explored.]
Tall Tales of the Old West., my Public Domain Con Tale! [Just some cow-herders sitting around a campfire, telling stories about Babe the Blue Ox, and how she might just be a primordial cosmic Fey entity.]
After the Outing, another Public Domain Con Tale, co-authored with choccoMan. [In which twenty-six public domain characters meet with an unfortunate incident.]
Happy Birthday, Mister Toasty!, author shamelessly self-inserts himself into the SCP world to celebrate his birthday, details and fighting Frizzies at 11.
OTHERS
SCP-1883-J, Scallywags, Cutthroats, and Pirates! [My first Joke article! The Foundation is forced to talk like pirates for a day! Arr!] 50+
SCP-621-EX, A Stranger in the Casket, probably going to be my only Explained article. It's personal, I don't expect people to like or dislike it.
I have fanart! I don't know who made this, but whoever you are, so many thanks!
It's actually 8042, but close enough!
Flex time!
