Me Joined Military

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Fish^12

It turtles all the way down to my Author Page!

Oh, hi. I just came back from the Air Force. Crazy how time passes by, right? Anyways, since that happened, I believe I should revamp my author page. So here… we go.

A Collection
of Abnormalities

Strange
Confusing
and Peculiar

By Jeremy Filia

SCP-6031

metal slab that kills you

Comments: When I first joined the site, I wanted that author page as fast as humanly possible. I dropped like, ten coldposts and none of them survived. I was tilted, pissed, and then I asked for crit and this is what came of it.

Technically, this too was a coldpost that got deleted. Crazy how things turned out, huh?

SCP-6970

foundation that tortures you

Comments: I wanted to make a department, cause I was reading a bunch of stuff, especially HarryBlank's Acroamatic Abatement. I'm glad with how DAP is turning out. I'll definitely try to make more in the future.

SCP-6136

two dudes chilling in an interrogation room, five feet apart cause theyre not happy

Comments: Another DAP article. This one was for DeptCon2022, and it ended up doing okay for itself. Definitely could've been better, but hey.

SCP-7012

chaos you are my angel

Comments: Wanted a big 7k article. Got lazy. Deleted 3000 words. Started over. Wrote new thing. 800 words. Happy.

Tales and
GOI Formats
and Others

Pardon my dust. Lot's of strangeness over here. A lot of mediocre stuff, not gonna lie.

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Name: DAP Orientation

Evaluation: [Acceptable]

Notes: I wanted to make more content, and orientations are a cheap shot at that. But I do like padding content on my author page, so it gets to stick around for now.

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Name: Big Blue!

Evaluation: [Exceptional]

Notes: cube sex

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Name: Exclusive Jurisdiction

Evaluation: [Acceptable]

Notes: This is an AWCY GoI format that I somehow managed to sneak in. I don't remember writing much about it, but it has the same attitude that the DAP orientation does.

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Name: Department Icons

Evaluation: [Acceptable]

Notes: For a short amount of time I wanted to get artsy, and this is what I did. I'm surprised people liked it at all, my standards for art are way to high for my own liking.

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Name: Thalassophobia Theme

Evaluation: [Acceptable]

Notes: I really like this, and I'm sorta disappointed by the poor reception. That being said, it's to be expected, since themes are hard to make and I was so invested in it. It's my baby.

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Name: Me Joined Military

Evaluation: [Acceptable]

Notes: turtles

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Name: Stained Glass

Evaluation: [Exceptional]

Notes: Muffin was talking about his canon idea, which was Bloodborne except SCP, and I was like, "duh, that's cool", and I wrote this thing in two days. I think it ended up pretty good. Can't wait to see what that canon looks like.

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Name: Main Page — Wikipedia

Evaluation: [Exceptional]

Notes: I like Esterberg. I like Wikipedia. I do not have time to write a full on Wikipedia article. So I stole the main page off of Wikipedia and made that instead. Reception was very positive, despite posting it in the middle of 7kcon.

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Name: Waltzing on Air

Evaluation: [Acceptable]

Notes: Eventually I'll make a hub for this. Part 2 of my Nightfall series.

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Collaboration Articles

PSA:Cognitohazards and You! In Partnership: korben600, TheBoxOfFun, and Jack Waltz Critical Reception: 10/10 Review: I made a picture and it got a bunch of upvotes. Definitely happy. A Deal with Death In Partnership: MoreMuffins Critical Reception: Unjustifiably irredemptive! Review: NIghtfall canon nightfall canon. But for real though, this one was a blast cause I just in general enjoy writing Nightfall. It's a fun canon to wrap my head around, and y'all should read it :) Ninth Circle In Partnership: Felixou Critical Reception: Amazing! Review: It was definitely fun to work on. Also DeptCon2022. SCP-7779 In Partnership: Jack Waltz, DrApricus, and Aftokrator Critical Reception: 5/7 Review: First SCP collab, hell yea /r/undeadthequeen In Partnership: Aftokrator Critical Reception: blasphemous! Review: afto's fucken great

+ For Personal Use

SCP Number	Rating	Comments	Created
Critter Profile: Big Blue!	191	38	04 Aug 2021 04:40
Main Page	166	45	31 Jul 2022 02:50
SCP-6031	154	46	12 Jul 2021 20:48
SCP-6970	116	22	13 Aug 2021 20:38
/r/undeadthequeen	57	10	20 Sep 2022 01:36
SCP-7012	57	23	25 Jul 2022 04:00
SCP-6136	50	7	26 Feb 2022 05:52
DAP Orientation	46	7	09 Oct 2021 23:50
Nondescript Department Icons	45	5	17 Aug 2021 18:25
Stained Glass	41	7	07 Jun 2022 00:33
Project Proposal 2021-001: "Exclusive Jurisdiction is Over"	39	7	13 Aug 2021 01:38
Me Joined Military	25	5	06 Jun 2022 19:21
Fifth Pink Light	23	7	11 Sep 2021 02:20
Waltzing on Air	17	10	23 Aug 2022 23:58
Comdependency	11	3	11 Jan 2023 13:48

Hmm. Alright, that's about it. Not much to say here. I've lost a lot of my writing ability. Going cold turkey for two months does that to you.

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