MAXIMA'S JABRONI BLENDER

EVERY MORNING SHE WAKES UP AND OPEN PALM SLAMS HER LATEST ARTICLE INTO THE SLOT.

NOW YOU LOOK AT MY SCP ARTICLES AND YOU REALIZE I GOT A 33.3% CHANCE OF WRITING A GOOD SKIP. BUT I'M A WRITING FREAK, AND THAT ADDS UP TO A 0% CHANCE OF WRITING A GOOD SKIP.

• SCP-3469
• SCP-3144
• SCP-3146
• SCP-3276
• scp-2128046979-j
• SCP-4130

• Misery Makes Company - part of the entry for the Doomsday Contest for Mass Animation.

Last known image of Máxima.