SCP-8280 - Slipping Through The Cracks
Written for the SCP-8000 contest and won 69th place
This phase is a truly marvelous place
SCP-8280! This was my first article for the SCP Wiki and it was also an entry into the SCP-8000 contest, where it won 69th place! While there are some bits of Scarlet's dialogue that feel a bit iffy, I'm overall still very happy with this!
SCP-8988-J - Twitch Writes An SCP
Baby, I was designed according to these specifications set by WAN Herself. Also, drugs.
SCP-8086 - The Devil Dogs? I Thought They Were Marines
I fear we, like how Prometheus brought the sun down to the mortals, have inadvertently given the demons access to a solar furnace from that missing wyvern-ship.
But not my soul… no, my soul rests here. At Sirius. At sea.
SCP-8135 - A Musical Mystery
Well, y'know, in life, the music artists, that is, they composed.
"We're going to let Kalimisa fall through the phases," the king answered.
In accordance with the Global Occult Coalition's quarantine on the United States, we are hereby ceasing all travel in and out of the country in TL-1911. We thank you for your patience and will refund any booked tours.
As you collapse and the unholy combination of illnesses coursing through your body finally completes its siege of your immune system, you take solace in the fact that you won't have to live with the consequences of your actions.
Written in honor of my father, the greatest man to ever live. I will miss you, and I love you so much.
But you will work through this. You will persevere. You will be okay.
I doubt help will come, but that's okay. Because a captain always goes down with his ship.
Hi! I'm 
MasterTman2
They won't be the last species to venture into the great unknown. But they certainly weren't the first.
SCP-SGA-009 - The Big Yellow One's The Sun!
Originally written by 
Calibold
But I love you, okay? / Each and every one of you.
The following are several notable toppings considered complementary with SCP-SGA-002: / Human hair / Ping-pong balls
Originally written by Calibold
I'm more than willing to die for my family.
Originally written by 
DrGemini
You shouldn't be snooping around here, and you know it.
DCD-0122 - Operation Mangrove Devils
Originally written by 
Mafiew
Unfortunately, these efforts proved to be insufficient to completely destroy the ████████ bodies of Japanese soldiers, although their condition did not allow for their cause of death to be identified.
Originally written by 
Sylvelight
The sky is my country and my plane a wonder / Aviators without a country, let's fly toward the Sun.
SCP-655-FR - I was isekai'ed against my will: now, it's up to me to save the world!
Originally written by 
DrCendres
Well, too bad for them.
MURDERDOODLE ENGAGED
Originally written by Sylvelight
I am the sign that you have always hoped for. You have chosen the right belief; now, lead others to it.
Originally written by 
Dr Benji
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Originally written by 
DrJohannes
Note: Confiscated
Originally written by Dr Benji
If they want these ivory pieces so badly, they're gonna have to shell out for them.
I am the creator and head admin of the SCP Foundation Pig Latin branch. It's mainly a place where I can throw really silly ideas together and have nobody oppose me. It's also gotten a surprising amount of popularity among my SCP friends, with one of them planning a detailed and long SCP-001-PIG series.
SCP-006-PIG - The Kingdom of Swinedom
SCP-006-PIG is a civilization of intelligent entities that closely resemble domesticated pigs (Sus domesticus) located in North America
While SCP-8280 was my first SCP article written for the English branch, this was actually my first SCP article written ever, and it shows. Honestly, it's really bad. I do not recommend reading it.
SCP-039-PIG has the ability to change the world for the better as well as destroy it. Some method of controlling its thoughts is absolutely necessary.
The SCP-002-PIG instance transformed into a humanoid dolphin and proceeded to call it several insults in English. It then attempted to punch its way out of the tank but was subdued by guards.
It is unknown where SCP-075-PIG-2 leads, as no MTF squad that has entered one has ever returned.
SCP-004-PIG - Is Saxton Hale an SCP? No, he's a TF2
The enemy has captured your intelligence.
SCP-(-021)-PIG - What is this? History for puppets?
SCP-(-021)-PIG instances act as though the anomalous is common knowledge.
This article has a negative designation because fun fact: the Pig Latin branch has a negative series! Someone had plans to make a lore reason for its existence, but I think that plan fell through, unfortunately.
SCP-005-PIG - Ate Without Table -3
Ah! Just a bit of coding magic that steals the player's username.
Oh this is a big one! Heave ho!
I had some empty land that needed to be developed so I thought it would benefit both your organization and my interests to create an unlimited revenue source. Don't worry about saving some gold for me, I have my ways of retrieving it.
SCP-008-PIG - Sorry, you don't have a permit to open a location here
And when she opened her eyes, all she could see through the windows were rows upon rows of shelves.
The following are articles that have not been translated onto INT yet.
Guess there might be wild sheep now if they can find something to eat. Doubt it, though.
SCP-014-PIG - Never Make A Deal With The Devil A Pigeon
Wait! You didn't fill out any of the necessary paperwork!
SCP-023-PIG - Which Came First? The Chicken Or The Egg?
Hey, dude? Not to interrupt your speech but the flyer said there would be free pizza?
For shits and giggles, this is a way to track how many different GoIs and Canons I've written for.
| English Canon |
Articles |
| From 120's Archives |
SCP-8280, The Standstill, The Hubris Of The Broken, One More Tomorrow, Flying Whales, VNP-8851, And To The Stars I Went With Only A Name Hub |
| No Return |
The Standstill, VNP-8851 |
| Chinese Canon |
Articles |
| Kong, Shing, Gong |
SCP-8280, The Standstill, The Hubris Of The Broken, SCP-8086 |
| The Hospital |
The Hubris Of The Broken |
| Polish Canon |
Articles |
| Cyców's Hell |
SCP-8086 |
| Pig Latin Canon |
Articles |
| The Store Is Now Closed |
SCP-008-PIG |
| English GoI |
Articles |
| Ambrose Restaurant |
One More Tomorrow, SCP-008-PIG |
| Church of the Broken God |
The Hubris Of The Broken, SCP-8988-J, One More Tomorrow |
| Church of the Second Hytoth |
Flying Whales |
| dado |
One More Tomorrow |
| Dr. Wondertainment |
One More Tomorrow |
| Fifthist |
One More Tomorrow |
| Global Occult Coalition |
One More Tomorrow, SCP-8086 |
| Goldbaker Reinz |
One More Tomorrow, SCP-8086 |
| Gru Division-P |
SCP-8086 |
| Manna Charitable Foundation |
One More Tomorrow |
| Marshall, Carter, and Dark |
One More Tomorrow |
| Serpent's Hand |
The Standstill, Flying Whales |
| Shark Punching Center |
One More Tomorrow, SCP-002-PIG |
| Unusual Investigations Unit |
One More Tomorrow, SCP-8086 |
| Westhead Media |
One More Tomorrow |
| Wilson's Wildlife Solutions |
SCP-8086 |
| French GoI |
Articles |
| SAPPHIRE |
One More Tomorrow |
| Chinese GoI |
Articles |
| Wind Dew Travel Agency |
One More Tomorrow |
| Thai GoI |
Articles |
| The Millionaire, Mr. Royer |
SCP-020-PIG |
| Polish GoI |
Articles |
| Hunter Industries |
SCP-8086 |
| Pig Latin GoI |
Articles |
| Werful Veils |
SCP-005-PIG |
| Cluck Initiative |
SCP-023-PIG |
| Pigeon Delivery Service |
SCP-014-PIG |
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UNCGriffin, who really should care more about her own branch
"Not sure which is worse, the French part or the Paradox part" - 
psychicprogrammer
"If I count the number of days that Tman stops talking about KSG, that number would be 0" - 
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"i didn't read any of these LOL upvote if you like energy drinks" - 
Communism will win
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