Extradimensional Purchase 10324-K: "Adoption Center + Way"
Clients: Faeowynn Wilson of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions and her advisor, Soandso AgentMan of the FBI Unusual Incidents Unit (You feds are always so rude and annoyed, so I suppose I'll be rude back for a change. Hmph.)
Currency: The United States dollar, and some remembrance, of course.
Let's get cookin', shall we? Now, this first one is a little special…
Vista-2X4W: Come on down to one of the greatest homes in the multiverse! This towering mansion includes a breathtaking view of a vast garden of edible flora. Say goodbye to trudging your way to the grocery store every week, for with this property, you'll never have to leave the comfort of your own home.
Designed by and for Fae, this property comes in at an astounding TWO-HUNDRED USD.
Oh Faeowynn, I know you won't be able to fit the animals in here, but I couldn't resist suggesting this lustrous residence to such a beautiful Fae. Besides, you're one of the only Fae I've ever met.
I've got to say, though, for a Fae, your name isn't all that unique. You just added an 'owynn' to the end. Alas, that's none of my business. However, I hope you'll consider taking advantage of this fantastic deal— even if it's not quite what you're looking for at the moment.
Now, this next one's a bit of a doozy.
Facility-3G4K: Want a safe, private location for your business, school, or other establishment? Well, this facility is the place for you! At two stories tall, we'll fully customize it to fit you and your needs.
Warning: animal products near this property may be suddenly launched eastwards and sucked outside of the city. If this happens, please evacuate immediately.
So, funny story, I found this vortex just outside of town— and for some odd reason it sucks up any meat around it— you know, beef, pork, human, all that kinda stuff. I've been testing, but I haven't tried approaching it with a live animal yet.
Perhaps you'd like to experiment around with the property? I know your organization has a surplus of money, plus it would be a shame for you all to pass up this offer.
But honestly, between you and me, I just really needed to share this thing with someone. I mean, not every day do you stumble across a meat vortex.
Now, here's a good one…
Facility-6E0W: In the north of Three Portlands, this facility overlooks an enclosed, private courtyard for any of your botany research needs. With numerous rooms and areas, you'll never have to worry about running out of space!
This property is very flexible! Want a school? A hotel? An office? This facility has the amenities to take on any project!
My favorite part about this property is that it's close to a Way, which I could, well, "hijack" makes it sound so brutish, but you get the idea. Said Way is also relatively low traffic, making this location the cheapest and fastest to transport to and from.
The private courtyard can easily be repurposed as a holding area for bigger animals, or perhaps we could even build a giant aviary. And then there's all the room for little pets— it's practically perfect.
Now, this one's a bit of a stretch, but…
Plot-3N4U: Just outside the bustling heart of Three Portlands, this plot of land is readily fertile for any of your extradimensional farming needs! Bundled with its own mini artificial sun, your crops will also be pumped nutrients twenty-four seven, so you never have to worry about famine or disease ravaging your fields.
Note: Due to the nature of this plot's soil, mass upkeep is necessary. Please try not to leave the property for more than seven days, lest your crops grow far too large.
I was thinking I could get something built here. It's the cheapest of the batch— mostly used for farmers and extreme gardening hobbyists— plus we could sell off the sun & supercharged soil to make a nice chunk of cash.
It would allow for plenty of customization on how you want the adoption center arranged as well. However, construction in Three Portlands tends to take a while, as they have to drag materials and heavy machinery through Ways which is a… very strenuous process.
All depends on how fast you want the property in your hands, really.
Well, that's all. Please contact me if you'd like more information on any of the properties, I'll be there lickity-split.
~ Capital R