About the Author:
What is Machen II?
These things are sure:
- Machen II is (most likely) not the Pope.
- Machen II is (most likely) not Japanese prime Minister Fumio Kishida.
- Machen II is (most likely) not US president Joseph Biden.
- Machen II is (most likely) not French president Emmanuel Macron.
- Machen II is (apparently) not an (arrested) convict.
- Machen II is (shockingly) not game developer Yoko Taro.
- Machen II is (most likely) not you.
- Machen II is (most likely) not your parents.
- Machen II is (most likely) not your friend(s(assuming you have more than one)).
- Machen II is (most likely) not Machen1, Machen I, or Machen Numero Uno
So, what is Machen2?
Well….
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! (unless you start scrolling, ig)
Why are you scrolling?
I AM G O D
Wh—what do you mean you're Machen1?
Oh, hell, no-
PRAISE ABOUT MACHEN
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of fire and burning :)" - AnAnomalousWriter, lighting a torch
"This guy once used to be a demonic overlord! Now look what he's reduced to… an SCP author" - Jack Waltz, coalescing in the Void
"cheeseburger" - EstrellaYoshte, at a McDonald's
"Lmao" - Liryn, tangoing
"harbaluns. The wimbforstackle hits high in the airday" GremlinGroup, squinting at the dark sky
"Smell" - Calibold, stuck in a sewer
"Machen's got some way to go, but they've been a great contribution to the site — whether intentional at times or not!" - JakdragonX, whilst clubbing Machen1 over the head
"Machen2? What happened to Machen1?" - Cole 13, investigating into the disappearance
"Who are you and why are you in my house???" - TroyL, wielding a comically large sword
"To you, yes, this goes to you, click here and upvote my stuff, don't be like Machen, that guy downvoted my first coldpost, can you even? Yeah, don't be like them, upvote that." - TheDarkArtist, about to be murdered
"this is the least organic way to get quotes for your author page" - stephlynch, disapproving
"The moon is out and rising
And silent is the night
My face is pale and hiding
Behind the neon light
The seven is my number
Temptation is my game
I came from six feet under
And Machen1… Machen1 is my name!"
- MrIverson, unmasked, oh god
"朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片， 在香港这座城市的设置。 主演：钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员。" - Aftokrator, using google translate
SCPS
Probably start with 6036 or 6358, and read the rest if you want
ignore 5671. dont read it. just don't
SCP-6790 - death by duck by dado (ft. Gooday)
SCP-6036 - A Hand to Hold (ft. Waltz)
SCP-6989 - Clouds and Clouds, All Around (ft. Waltz)
SCP-6989-J - Old Man Yells At Clouds
SCP-6225 - A King of Nothing
SCP-5671 - Before I Wake
SCP-6358 - MESSIAH
SCP-6744 - And the world moved on
TALES
Definitely start with Fire & Hate
I, HUB - ft. way too many people
image in mail by dado
LACHRYMOSE
FIRE & HATE
I, WANT YOU ALL TO STOP
OTHER
EVEREST - FANART
A NORMAL DAY - FANART
SECURE FACILITY DOSSIER SITE-300 - SITE DOSSIER
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