Boxercrat Solstice's Punchfolio (LORDXVNV's auth. pg.) |
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What this is
A bunch of miscellaneous CSS 'improvements' that I, Croquembouche, use on a bunch of pages because I think it makes them easier to deal with.
The changes this component makes are bunch of really trivial modifications to ease the writing experience and to make documenting components/themes a bit easier (which I do a lot). It doesn't change anything about the page visually for the reader — the changes are for the writer.
I wouldn't expect translations of articles that use this component to also use this component, unless the translator likes it and would want to use it anyway.
This component probably won't conflict with other components or themes, and even if it does, it probably won't matter too much.
Usage
On any wiki:
[[include :scp-wiki:component:croqstyle]]
This component is designed to be used on other components. When using on another component, be sure to add this inside the component's [[iftags]] block, so that users of your component are not forced into also using Croqstyle.
Related components
Other personal styling components (which change just a couple things):
Personal styling themes (which are visual overhauls):
CSS changes
Reasonably-sized footnotes
Stops footnotes from being a million miles wide, so that you can actually read them.
.hovertip { max-width: 400px; }
Monospace edit/code
Makes the edit textbox monospace, and also changes all monospace text to Fira Code, the obviously superior monospace font.
@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Fira+Code:wght@400;700&display=swap'); :root { --mono-font: "Fira Code", Cousine, monospace; } #edit-page-textarea, .code pre, .code p, .code, tt, .page-source { font-family: var(--mono-font); } .code pre * { white-space: pre; } .code *, .pre * { font-feature-settings: unset; }
Teletype backgrounds
Adds a light grey background to <tt> elements ({{text}}), so code snippets stand out more.
tt { background-color: var(--swatch-something-bhl-idk-will-fix-later, #f4f4f4); font-size: 85%; padding: 0.2em 0.4em; margin: 0; border-radius: 6px; }
No more bigfaces
Stops big pictures from appearing when you hover over someone's avatar image, because they're stupid and really annoying and you can just click on them if you want to see the big version.
.avatar-hover { display: none !important; }
Breaky breaky
Any text inside a div with class nobreak has line-wrapping happen between every letter.
.nobreak { word-break: break-all; }
Code colours
Add my terminal's code colours as variables. Maybe I'll change this to a more common terminal theme like Monokai or something at some point, but for now it's just my personal theme, which is derived from Tomorrow Night Eighties.
Also, adding the .terminal class to a fake code block as [[div class="code terminal"]] gives it a sort of pseudo-terminal look with a dark background. Doesn't work with [[code]], because Wikidot inserts a bunch of syntax highlighting that you can't change yourself without a bunch of CSS. Use it for non-[[code]] code snippets only.
Quick tool to colourise a 'standard' Wikidot component usage example with the above vars: link
:root { --c-bg: #393939; --c-syntax: #e0e0e0; --c-comment: #999999; --c-error: #f2777a; --c-value: #f99157; --c-symbol: #ffcc66; --c-string: #99cc99; --c-operator: #66cccc; --c-builtin: #70a7df; --c-keyword: #cc99cc; } .terminal, .terminal > .code { color: var(--c-syntax); background: var(--c-bg); border: 0.4rem solid var(--c-comment); border-radius: 1rem; }
Debug mode
Draw lines around anything inside .debug-mode. The colour of the lines is red but defers to CSS variable --debug-colour.
You can also add div.debug-info.over and div.debug-info.under inside an element to annotate the debug boxes — though you'll need to make sure to leave enough vertical space that the annotation doesn't overlap the thing above or below it.
…like this!
.debug-mode, .debug-mode *, .debug-mode *::before, .debug-mode *::after { outline: 1px solid var(--debug-colour, red); position: relative; } .debug-info { position: absolute; left: 50%; transform: translateX(-50%); font-family: 'Fira Code', monospace; font-size: 1rem; white-space: nowrap; } .debug-info.over { top: -2.5rem; } .debug-info.under { bottom: -2.5rem; } .debug-info p { margin: 0; }
Please see below for my project punchfolio. By my own reckoning, my work has led to the pugilification of over 803,420,609 naturally occurring Selachian Entities.
Unfortunately, the Centre seems to be suffering from some extra-universal contamination.
Personally, I blame my cousin for stealing my credentials and dumping his fanfiction on my work laptop.
If need be, I volunteer him for selachification and pugilation.
The Stories that Best Represent LORDXVNV
- SCP-6987 - Your Legally Entitled Coverage As An Employee of the SCP Foundation (Provided by Goldbaker-Reinz Ltd.)
They are the only insurer with a proven record when it comes to anomalous, esoteric, and extremely rare world-changing "black swan" events. They've got a most-likely anomalous model for forecasting the probability and impact of these kinds of events, which of course is proprietary. Rest assured, though — our best and our brightest have pored over every contract we've had with them and every payout in every year, and we can trust them to adhere to our contracts to the letter.
And of course, Goldbaker-Reinz will aid you in your mundane insurance needs as well.
We're so happy you decided to join our Foundation family, and we hope your career is a long and fruitful one.
- SCP-7997 - Corporate Apotheosis
SCP-7997, or "the company", is Brachistone Shoe Polish Company, a publicly-traded specialty shoe polish manufacturer which achieved apotheosis on July 23rd, 2021.
- These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will SHOCK You!
We scoured the interwebz (even the magickal Dark Web) to put together these reviews of the 5 best colleges for studying Things Man Was Not Meant To Know.
An exploration of the "Broken Masquerade clickbait" genre.
- CCK-Class--Sorry, Original Character Interaction Story
"[DATA EXPUNGED]!" the legally-distinct cyborg samurai clad in dark armor shouted as he lunged for the Ring of Nibelung, deflecting the Foundation mad-scientist's (credentials: captain of Foundation Space Starship SCP-2063, mad scientist, grandfather) ontokinetic retroactive existence eraser fireball with his vibrating British science-wand as he did so.
Quite possibly the only tale to be the subject of a request for takedown via admin fiat.
- Deus Volt!
Mike Pence, Electric Karcist.
- SPC-105 - WORLD IRIS
The Centre realized that one day soon, the future would look like selachians being punched in the face forever, and it knew it had to dream bigger. And I was there, leading the transformation.
It's been longer than that, and I'm not leaving any time soon. This is the best job a girl could ask for.
A format-screw for the Shark Punching Centre format. Featuring everyone's waifu, Iris Thompson.
65 Pages
SCPs
SCP-6987
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Latest comment: Fernlom at 08 Aug 2023 17:52
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 25 Sep 2023 09:25

. LORDXVNV SCP-6987 by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page SCP-6986 | SCP-6987 | SCP-6988 ‡ Licensing / Citation ‡ Hide Licensing / Citation Cite this page as: For more...
tags: corporate esoteric-class exchange global-occult-coalition goldbaker-reinz k-class-scenario legality meta predictive scp sheldon-katz
SCP-7997
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 02 Sep 2023 02:00
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 02 Sep 2023 02:05
LORDXVNV SCP-7997 by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page Item#: SCP-7997 Level3 Containment Class: keter Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: keneq Risk Class:...
tags: 7000 corporate currency ectoentropic exchange keter knowledge mind-affecting probability procurement-liquidation-dept religious ritual scp tactical-theology
SCP-6572
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Latest comment: BoneCandy at 22 Aug 2023 21:45
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 24 Nov 2021 17:20

LORDXVNV SCP-6572 by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page Item#: 6572 Level2 Containment Class: neutralized Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: vlam Risk Class: danger...
tags: marshall-carter-and-dark neutralized scp uncontained weapon
SCP-7069
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Latest comment: K1good_ at 02 Oct 2023 13:53
Last edited: Zyn at 01 Oct 2023 07:15
ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Graphic depiction of blood, gore or mutilation of body parts Features sexual themes or language, but does...
tags: computer doctor-lillihammer doctor-mcdoctorate euclid media narrative on-guard-43 prize-feature reality-bending scp vikander-kneed
SCP-6433
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Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 13 Sep 2022 23:30
Last edited: BlazingPie at 02 Aug 2023 14:18

LORDXVNV SCP-6433 by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page 3/6433 LEVEL 3/6433 CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-6433 Safe View from the hut within SCP-6433. Special Containment...
tags: artifact island miniature safe scp sensory sphere tactile temporal
SCP-1337-EX
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Latest comment: martianmax at 06 Jul 2023 23:34
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 13 Dec 2022 03:50

+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code LORDXVNV SCP-1337-EX by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page Image Associated with VKTM NFT...
tags: alexandra concept doctor-lillihammer euclid exchange explained scp vikander-kneed
SCP-7715
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 09 Sep 2023 12:28
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 30 Aug 2023 23:56

Item #: SCP-7715 Object Class: Argus Special Containment Procedures: After deliberation, containment of SCP-7715 has been partially transferred to GoI-33412 ( Plumbers ). Members of the Plumbers are...
tags: adaptive autonomous bovine building ectoentropic esoteric-class extradimensional foundation-made ghost global-occult-coalition liquid memetic on-guard-43 remixcon2023 scp self-replicating
SCP-6248
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Latest comment: DrScaramouche at 29 Mar 2023 02:22
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 18 Apr 2023 01:58
SCP-7335
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Latest comment: Dysadron at 22 Aug 2023 17:48
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 30 Jun 2023 13:05

+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code Creating sandboxed environment Restoring subject from backup Assigning AIC interrogator ...
tags: art-exchange computer esterberg foundation-made online sapient scp self-replicating simulacrum
SCP-7576
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Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 17 Sep 2023 01:42
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 16 Jun 2023 09:17
Item #: SCP-7576 Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Physical artifacts related to SCP-7576 will be confiscated, and witnesses will be provided with Class-G amnestics. Digital artifacts...
tags: class-of-76 document euclid goblincon2023 online parawatch scp
SCP-7634
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 23 Jul 2023 01:20
Last edited: Erminustay at 02 Sep 2023 10:28
Item#: 7634 Level6 Containment Class: euclid Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: ekhi Risk Class: notice link to memo Special Containment Procedures:...
tags: computer extraterrestrial future planet scp simulacrum temporal
SCP-1392
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Latest comment: Ralliston at 18 Jun 2023 14:25
Last edited: Crow-Cat at 23 Sep 2023 18:01

+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code Item #: SCP-1392 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1392 is secured in a...
tags: artifact blood doctor-wettle ectoentropic medical rewrite safe scp
SCP-7272
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Latest comment: NXTangl at 06 Mar 2023 04:19
Last edited: Jack Waltz at 13 Oct 2022 00:53

What this is A bunch of miscellaneous CSS 'improvements' that I, Croquembouche, use on a bunch of pages because I think it makes them easier to deal with. The changes this component makes are bunch of...
tags: alive animal artifact co-authored cognitohazard doctor-asheworth feline from-120s-archives hive-mind keter neurological sapient scp sheldon-katz swarm visual
SCP-6510
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Latest comment: FLOORBOARDS at 20 Jul 2023 02:17
Last edited: Ralliston at 07 Mar 2023 19:14
Item #: SCP-6510 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6510 is kept in two separately-secured standard safe-class storage containers in Site-106. Requests for further testing should...
tags: gravity jewelry mobile safe scp
Tales
These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will SHOCK You!
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Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 17 Sep 2023 01:48
Last edited: HarryBlank at 08 Feb 2022 04:27

+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code Ever since the SCP Foundation royally screwed the pooch, the world has learned the truth about...
tags: broken-god broken-masquerade deer-college doctor-reynders doctor-wettle icsut mages-academy on-guard-43 tale
Requiem For Ice Spider
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Latest comment: Blorckits at 25 Jun 2023 21:43
Last edited: Zyn at 02 Jun 2023 07:14
+ Show component code - Hide component code LORDXVNV Requiem For Ice Spider by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page It's not much of a funeral, but it's more than most spiders get: SCP-548,...
tags: doctor-elliott featured resurrection tale zyn-kiryu
CCK-Class--Sorry, Original Character Interaction Story
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Latest comment: Sixtonpotato at 23 Feb 2023 23:05
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 30 Jun 2023 12:06
+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code LORDXVNV Original Character Interaction Story by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page [DATA...
tags: cack-hard doctor-clef tale
Mountainous Essophysics
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Latest comment: DarkStuff at 11 Apr 2023 10:32
Last edited: Liryn at 20 Jun 2023 21:16
All models are wrong, but some are useful. George Edward Pelham Box, Statistician 2018 27 January Antarctica There is a mountain in the far south of the world. It is made of layers of sandstone...
tags: global-occult-coalition marshall-carter-and-dark tale
Ecce Insurgo
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Latest comment: PhamtomGuy at 08 Jan 2022 19:25
Last edited: newnykacolaquantum at 31 Jul 2023 19:40
+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code LORDXVNV Ecce Insurgo by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page The Black Queen There are better...
tags: art-exchange black-queen broken-god chaz-ambrose chicago-spirit dado faeowynn-wilson global-occult-coalition icky isabel-v jude-kriyot marshall-carter-and-dark mundus-liberari parawatch tale the-critic vincent-anderson
Insurance
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 23 Aug 2023 20:40
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 25 Sep 2023 09:32

The famine-winds blew east towards Kalefheit, and the Golden Regulator followed. The stars whispered faint portents of famines and plagues to come. Once, they had been louder, yet now they were a...
tags: bellerverse goldbaker-reinz tale
alex thorley dreams of sushi.
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Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 12 Aug 2023 21:56
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 04 Sep 2023 08:47

. + Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code Have you ever felt that the air was heavy, that it dragged on your limbs with every...
tags: alex-thorley tale unreality-dept untitled-series
Muddy Skies
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 17 Jul 2023 23:40
Last edited: Ralliston at 13 Aug 2022 11:45

LORDXVNV Muddy Skies by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page kenneth2332 2020/10/30 (Fri) 03:14:15 #92315237 The first time I saw the muddy skies, I must have been around ten. It was the great...
tags: creepypasta nightmarefest parawatch tale
Life Can Be A Surprise
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Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 21 Mar 2022 03:46
Last edited: Cerastes at 06 Apr 2022 04:19

Thereven Memorial Gallery Night Terror Division Exhibit The House Poems were written by Agents Rhonda House, age 13, and Rich House, age 16, in the days following the Vanishing. The House siblings...
tags: co-authored departmentcon2022 tale
A Faerie Tale Of Twin Queens
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 30 Oct 2022 01:55
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 28 Jul 2023 18:58
LORDXVNV A Faerie Tale of Twin Queens by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page As told by Olivié Gwyneth, of the Fae Lodge of Esterberg Once upon a time, there was an Empire ruled by Twin Queens. It...
tags: from-120s-archives homo-sapiens-sidhe nameless queen-mab tale war-on-all-fronts
Man on a Mission
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Latest comment: Rancorious at 26 Mar 2022 06:37
Last edited: Ralliston at 23 Jun 2022 14:00
For the millionth time in a month, Rich House looked out the window. The distant husk of Las Vegas loomed silently, a reminder of a world that would never be his. The once-familiar lights flickered in...
tags: departmentcon2022 doctor-thereven tale the-administrator
Miau Miau, Asheworth-kun
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 07 Apr 2023 04:16
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 29 Mar 2023 12:42
Canon Hub No Return Hub Miau Miau, Asheworth-kun 20/04/2025 Esterberg, Poland So what exactly do you do? Daniel Asheworth said, resisting the urge to scritch his large, feline ears. He...
tags: doctor-asheworth doctor-thereven esterberg from-120s-archives homo-sapiens-sidhe no-return tale
Teamwork
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Latest comment: OriTiefling at 22 Sep 2022 01:29
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 24 Dec 2022 02:57
SITE-19: SEVERAL WEEKS AGO I was 11 years old when all the adults vanished. But then again, I've been eleven for a very long time. My name is Researcher James, and I'm one of the youngest people in...
tags: departmentcon2022 doctor-thereven researcher-james sigurros tale the-administrator
Taking The Reinz
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Latest comment: Zertas at 23 Jul 2023 01:56
Last edited: Zyn at 01 Oct 2023 07:19
I first met Goldbaker in, of all places, a strip club. You wouldn't think the old man has it in him, though Goldbaker prefers to go by they or them. I've seen them in dresses, not Roman togas or...
tags: goldbaker-reinz marshall-carter-and-dark prize-feature tale
CAPSLOCK COLLUSION
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Latest comment: JeyTheZat at 17 May 2023 03:38
Last edited: Naepic at 19 May 2023 14:15
+ CODE - CODE CAPSLOCK COLLUSION Dr. Clef: I think you've all gone soft, and you're coddling these things. I'm going to recommend you send the whole kit and kaboodle to Site-19. ...
tags: doctor-clef maria-jones on-guard-43 tale
Lampeter Registrar Entry: The Smog-Wastes of NeoAmerica
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Latest comment: Zertas at 07 Feb 2023 18:57
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 27 Feb 2023 23:14
Lampeter Registrar The SmogWastes of NeoAmerica The megacities of NeoAmerica lie among the furthest reaches of the Lampeter network, like a ring of distant mountains shrouded in smog. Every one...
tags: art-exchange tale
The Phlegmfont
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Latest comment: DrScaramouche at 29 Mar 2023 02:38
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 18 Apr 2023 01:59

What this is A bunch of miscellaneous CSS 'improvements' that I, Croquembouche, use on a bunch of pages because I think it makes them easier to deal with. The changes this component makes are bunch of...
tags: doctor-clef nightfall tale
Cheese Is Risen
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Latest comment: (user deleted) at 12 Feb 2023 00:41
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 08 May 2022 00:09
LORDXVNV Cheese Is Risen by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page Fresh milk wafted into D-60245's nose as he luxuriated in the richness of the bath. A weight lifted off his shoulders, as it always...
tags: competitive-eschatology tale
But Never Trees.
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Latest comment: Watermelanie at 12 Oct 2022 10:58
Last edited: Ralliston at 18 Jun 2022 11:53
+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code LORDXVNV But Never Trees. by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page Across the sea of endless...
tags: poetry tale
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 04 May 2023 03:17
Last edited: Ralliston at 24 Aug 2022 09:19

LORDXVNV WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page Record of 4/20/69 Informational Breach On 4/20/1969 (this date is believed to be erroneous; all attempts at rectification have...
tags: bobble-the-clown tale
GoI Formats
SPC-6500: INFINITESIMAL
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Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 26 Sep 2023 03:51
Last edited: EstrellaYoshte at 02 Jan 2022 06:20

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tags: doctor-reynders goi-format interactive no-return shark-punching-center
SPC-1981: RONALD REAGAN SHARKED UP WHILE TALKING
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Latest comment: sirpudding at 13 May 2017 06:01
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 13 Nov 2021 20:26

LORDXVNV SPC-1981 by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page SPC-1981 is a home video recording of deceased Academy Award actor Ronald Reagan. Topics have included praise of Selachian entities, the...
tags: goi-format shark-punching-center
SPC-179: GLORIOUS BEACON
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Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 10 Jan 2023 17:12
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 23 Nov 2022 09:45
SPC-1258: CERULEAN GLOVE
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Latest comment: Prime Girl at 03 Nov 2021 03:32
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 23 Oct 2022 06:52

SPC-1258 consists of a Deviant martial art, codenamed MIDNIGHT GIRDLE, and fifteen (15) augmented cetaceans. However, upon release from holding tanks at the assault perimeter roughly 1 km outside the...
tags: global-occult-coalition goi-format sarkic shark-punching-center
SPC-105: WORLD IRIS
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 20 Feb 2022 05:47
Last edited: Naepic at 02 Feb 2022 21:45

It's been longer than that, and I'm not leaving any time soon. This is the best job a girl could ask for. ...
tags: goi-format iris-thompson shark-punching-center
Project Proposal 2007-012: "A Life Well Lived"
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Latest comment: OriTiefling at 21 May 2023 22:07
Last edited: Ralliston at 21 Dec 2022 18:57
Name: Archibald Bartholomew Carnegie IV Title: A Life Well Lived Material Requirements: Ten million dollars in seed capital, provided by the artist's parents Thirty years. Abstract: Using a small...
tags: are-we-cool-yet goi-format the-critic
HIST.327: Comparative Mythology of Mekhanism and Nälkä
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Latest comment: RosySaturniidae at 15 May 2023 22:04
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 01 Mar 2023 09:53
Assignment 8: Contemporary Accounts The scholarship of the comparative mythology of Mekhanism and the Nälkän Faiths has been largely one-sided in favor of Mekhanism. The Nälkän Faiths, by and large,...
tags: art-exchange broken-god goi-format maxwellism sarkic xia-dynasty
The Milkssiah
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Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 22 Oct 2021 21:37
Last edited: Utylike at 25 May 2023 07:25
LORDXVNV The Milkssiah by LORDXVNV LORDXVNV's Author Page Black Queen Winter, opening the file. Black Queen Sommelier, your one stop-shop for culinary reviews across the multiverse! Apostle...
tags: black-queen doctor-light goi-format manna-charitable-foundation marshall-carter-and-dark
KTE-6990-Mendel-Nimuebusterchild — "Werebeast Curse"
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Latest comment: Alzin Cdag at 11 Sep 2022 22:57
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 25 Sep 2023 09:29

Threat Entity Database Entry Threat ID: KTE-6990-Mendel-Nimuebusterchild Werebeast Curse Authorized Response Level: 4 (Severe Threat) 5 (Immediate Threat) Cells infected with...
tags: from-120s-archives global-occult-coalition goi-format goldbaker-reinz homo-sapiens-sidhe pentagram queen-mab
A Wandsman in a Vegas Cathouse
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 05 Feb 2023 01:27
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 26 Jul 2023 23:04
ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Graphic depiction of blood, gore or mutilation of body parts Features sexual themes or language, but does...
tags: doctor-rights goi-format undervegas wandsmen
1 Staar Cuttt 2 5
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Latest comment: LemonBee12 at 27 Sep 2021 15:17
Last edited: stormbreath at 03 Dec 2022 01:39
+ Show component code - Hide component code Background In the early 21st century, anomalous activity associated with GoI-005 Fifth Church greatly diminished for unknown reasons. For nearly a...
tags: fifthist goi-format poetry
A Wandsman In The Greaze Lands Of Kansas
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Latest comment: realofficialdadoyes at 28 Mar 2023 20:34
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 01 Apr 2023 20:44

[[iftags +component]] This is a component to make the mobile sidebar button active on desktop-size screen. To use, put the following: [[include :scp-wiki:component:toggle-sidebar]] If used with a...
tags: art-exchange goi-format greazeburger valravn wandsmen
SPC-1548
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Latest comment: loddite at 25 Oct 2022 22:40
Last edited: Naepic at 09 Feb 2023 23:01

NOTICE FROM THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATION AND PROJECTS OPERATION COMMAND OFFICE This target is currently ALL HANDS ON DECK status. Any and all suggestions for pugilating this Selectable...
tags: co-authored goi-format shark-punching-center
SPC-CN-985: FIST CONTACT
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Latest comment: tetsusquared at 26 Nov 2021 06:57
Last edited: Crow-Cat at 21 Jan 2022 06:04

You may halfheartedly ask why we simply don't destroy their universe with the tools at our disposal. You already know the answer. Punching a dead shark just isn't the same....
tags: goi-format iris-thompson shark-punching-center
Others
#WETTLESWEEP!!!
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Latest comment: K1good_ at 02 Oct 2023 13:56
Last edited: SketchyTh0ughts at 09 Sep 2022 09:53
+ CODE - CODE 0. The Original HarryBlank made this image to advertise his 7k. And then he never did. So I took on the burden. I have collected the 35 tweets and associated images and text...
tags: artwork on-guard-43
Goldbaker-Reinz Hub
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Latest comment: LORDXVNV at 13 Sep 2023 17:00
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 25 Sep 2023 11:45

Welcome to the SCP-6987 Containment Team! SCP-6987 is our internal designation for the entirety of the Foundation's contractual ties to Goldbaker-Reinz Ltd., the largest and most prominent provider of...
tags: goldbaker-reinz hub
Reviewing 7kcon: Reflections On A Rubric
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Latest comment: FLOORBOARDS at 07 Jan 2023 01:01
Last edited: Ralliston at 25 Mar 2023 14:09
Introduction Hi, I'm LORDXVNV. During the SCP-7000 contest, I reviewed contest entries using a rubric. You may recognize it. Criteria Comment Score Ideas and Content Organization Voice ...
tags: coldpostcon essay
Boxercrat Solstice's Punchfolio (LORDXVNV's auth. pg.)
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Latest comment: Kothardarastrix at 11 Sep 2021 18:05
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 24 Sep 2023 00:45

What this is A bunch of miscellaneous CSS 'improvements' that I, Croquembouche, use on a bunch of pages because I think it makes them easier to deal with. The changes this component makes are bunch of...
tags: author
April Fools Hub
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Latest comment: Grigori Karpin at 03 Apr 2023 20:29
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 05 Aug 2023 04:33
What is April Fools' Day? April Fools' is a miserable time in which nobody can trust their senses and people find a particular joy in lying through their teeth. People create pages as April Fools' Day...
tags: collaboration hub
the vitruvian thorley and the cat in the box, #000000 on #FFFFFF
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Latest comment: HarryBlank at 31 Dec 2022 22:28
Last edited: alanthechair at 02 Aug 2023 07:52

+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code sorry my hand slipped when i was taking this photo do you see the cat? it's in the middle of...
tags: alex-thorley art-exchange artwork unreality-dept
2022 Survey Results
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Latest comment: Deniels at 09 Jan 2023 01:17
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 30 Dec 2022 23:52
2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 Introduction Welcome to the official SCP Foundation Wiki 2022 Community Survey results! We'd like to thank everyone for participating. It's always amazing to see...
tags: admin
NIGHTFALL: Qui Lactis
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 05 May 2023 05:42
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 12 Aug 2023 23:27
What this is A bunch of miscellaneous CSS 'improvements' that I, Croquembouche, use on a bunch of pages because I think it makes them easier to deal with. The changes this component makes are bunch of...
tags: hub nightfall
2021 Survey Results
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Latest comment: Jerden at 25 Aug 2022 09:29
Last edited: LORDXVNV at 30 Dec 2022 23:20
More By LORDXVNV
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Last edited: LORDXVNV at 22 Jul 2023 03:53
More by LORDXVNV Hide Other works by LORDXVNV! Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-6301 Funky Finn's Children Happy Hour Grigori Karpin, GremlinGroup SCP-6447 Sinners'...
tags: more-by
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tags: workbench
Collaborations
SCP-6301
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Written by: LORDXVNV, Grigori Karpin and GremlinGroup. {$note}
Latest comment: Grigori Karpin at 08 Nov 2021 02:51
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 01 Oct 2022 18:43
+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code close Info X Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Hub More by Grigori Karpin ...
tags: auditory co-authored cognitohazard compulsion empathic media memory-affecting musical on-guard-43 safe scp vikander-kneed
SCP-6483
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Written by: LORDXVNV and Ralliston. {$note}
Latest comment: Rancorious at 06 Oct 2022 04:22
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 13 Dec 2022 01:07
Canon Hub From 120's Archives Hub / No Return Hub / Antarctic Exchange Hub SCP-6483 by LORDXVNV Ralliston Co-written by LORDXVNV and Ralliston. ► LORDXVNV's Authorpage ►...
tags: alive antarctic-exchange co-authored doctor-rivera empathic esoteric-class from-120s-archives humanoid integration-program no-return reality-bending sapient scp teleportation
SCP-6596
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Written by: LORDXVNV and PlaguePJP. {$note}
Latest comment: StrangeAuthor303 at 29 Sep 2023 13:52
Last edited: PlaguePJP at 11 Sep 2023 07:06

+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code by PlaguePJP LORDXVNV 8 Mile: The Beast of Lust and Hatred Born - PlaguePJP ▸...
tags: animal cadaver co-authored doctor-asheworth equine extradimensional featured from-120s-archives humanoid keter nameless sapient scp skeletal teleportation uncontained
SCP-6760
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Written by: Azamo and LORDXVNV. {$note}
Latest comment: UncannyClown276 at 23 Aug 2022 07:33
Last edited: Liryn at 31 Mar 2023 04:23
+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code CROM AU GOD by Liryn and LORDXVNV Item #: SCP-6760 Object Class: Euclid Special...
tags: co-authored computer euclid foundation-made knowledge scp tactical-theology
SCP-6447
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Written by: a lot of people.. {$note}
Latest comment: (user deleted) at 09 Nov 2021 06:15
Last edited: Lt Flops at 17 May 2023 09:41

close Info X SCP-6447 Sinners' Symphony Written by Aftokrator, Cole 13, Elunerazim, GreenGolem, Jack Waltz, JakdragonX, LORDXVNV, Lt Flops, MetalRavioli, MoreMuffins. Coldposted since...
tags: acoustic biological chemical co-authored immobile keter meta meteorological mind-affecting musical ritual scp structure
The Bathrooms Wiki
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Written by: THE YURT.. {$note}
Latest comment: PenOrSaber1 at 20 Nov 2022 20:26
Last edited: EstrellaYoshte at 23 Nov 2022 10:18

. close Info X More by AnActualCrow! More by DodoDevil! More by Dysadron! More by EleneeFishTruck! More by Fishish! GremlinGroup needs a goddamn author page! More by Grigori...
tags: co-authored featured hogslice parawatch tale
Expiration Date
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Written by: Ralliston. {$note}
Latest comment: Xel Nine Unknown at 16 Mar 2023 06:38
Last edited: Ralliston at 17 Nov 2022 21:41
CODE CODE Canon Hub From 120's Archives Hub / No Return Hub / Ship In A Bottle Hub Expiration Date 2021 Site-19, Undisclosed Location The last thing Alto Clef expected to see at the...
tags: co-authored doctor-bright doctor-clef doctor-gears from-120s-archives kain-pathos-crow no-return ship-in-a-bottle tale
Tales From Parawatch: Welcome to the Internet, Have a Look Around
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Written by: a collab log so it varies day by day.. {$note}
Latest comment: AnomalousDucks at 25 Aug 2022 15:19
Last edited: newnykacolaquantum at 11 Jul 2023 21:56
An open Parawatch collaboration. Concept by Nykacolaquantum, with starting contributions from Fishish, Dr0shadow, and LORDXVNV. [{$authorPage} ▸ More by this Author ◂] {$comments2} ...
tags: co-authored collaboration creepypasta parawatch tale
SPC Hub
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Written by: PeppersGhost, MrWrong, LORDXVNV, & Lt Flops. {$note}
Latest comment: Agent Hatari at 15 Apr 2022 20:48
Last edited: Lt Flops at 17 Sep 2023 04:11
. WARNING: THE SHARK PUNCHING CENTER DATABASE IS CLASSIFIED ACCESS BY SELACHIAN SYMPATHIZERS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED PERPETRATORS WILL BE PUMMELED, TICKLED, AND EATEN Featured SPC ...
tags: co-authored hub shark-punching-center
Holiday Hub
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Written by: PeppersGhost, Deadly Bread, LORDXVNV, & TheBoxOfFun. {$note}
Latest comment: Sirslash47 at 25 Dec 2021 22:06
Last edited: la kanro at 28 Jul 2023 06:48
► Table of Contents ▲ Table of Contents FoldUnfold Table of Contents 🤡 April Fools' Day 🌳 Arbor Day 🎂 Birthday 🎭 Carnival of Venice 🎄 Christmas 💀 Day of the Dead 🐰 Easter 🌼 Father's Day 🇨🇱...
tags: co-authored collaboration hub
Multiverse Threat Recovery Log: SCP-6936
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Written by: Aftokrator, basirskipreader, LORDXVNV, & Ralliston. {$note}
Latest comment: Ralliston at 07 Jan 2022 16:31
Last edited: Ralliston at 04 Aug 2023 11:04
+ CODE - CODE close Info X Co-written by Aftokrator, basirskipreader, LORDXVNV and Ralliston Aftokrator's Authorpage LORDXVNV's Authorpage Ralliston's Authorpage ...
tags: co-authored collaboration from-120s-archives supplement
"every time i read anything lord has written its the most cursed shit ive ever seen and also somehow compelling writing"
—stephlynch
"u know what lord youre officially the coolest author in my eyes tbh"
—stephlynch, again. The context is embarrassing so don't google my username.
"spc fucking sucks but you do it incredibly well"
—Ralliston
"Every time I saw it plugged I rolled my eyes and said nah because the title looked boring and I am not boring so we wouldn’t have been a good couple but I just read it and it’s so funny please everyone go read this garbage and +1 it"
—Pedagon, on CCK-class "Copyright Infringement Lawsuit" Scenario
"I hope to someday rip your intestines from those ears of yours for making me read that utterly deranged series of paragraphs"
—JakdragonX, on Deus Volt!
"It's excellently written and has a lot of fun ideas and characterization and lore. It can't be canon because you're insane and I'm not allowing this perversion of my timeline but i desperately want it to be so"
—[REDACTED]
"you were already crazy before"
—Aftokrator
"sharks are good"
—Lt Flops, current most prolific Shark Punching Center author
"Cheese man infringes copyright."
—NebulousStar
"I thought you were just some normal guy.
But now that I know you're actually the lordxvnv, one of the most beloved and professional SCP authors"
— Hyperray
"Do you want one more quote for your author page?"
— Grigori Karpin
Some very awesome people have made art of my works. Check out their pages below!
Agente Shuffle's 2021 Art Exchange Gifts
Agente Shuffle made these for 2021's Art Exchange, and they are so much more than I ever anticipated! I'm really grateful and I encourage you to check them out!
A sample:

In the event that I should leave the site, defined as being inactive for greater than 5 years, any co-authored pages should go to their co-authors except for deletion rights. Any collaborative pages should go to either the co-authors or to MAST.
If I cannot be contacted for a period greater than 1 month, anyone currently working on a collaboration with me should feel free to complete and post it as they see fit so long as they provide me with co-author credit.
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Deus Volt! | 22 Apr 2017 19:26 | 26 |
SPC-1981: RONALD REAGAN SHARKED UP WHILE TALKING | 30 Apr 2017 20:26 | 87 |
SPC-1258: CERULEAN GLOVE | 06 May 2017 18:14 | 68 |
SPC-179: GLORIOUS BEACON | 23 Aug 2021 18:03 | 74 |
Boxercrat Solstice's Punchfolio (LORDXVNV's auth. pg.) | 27 Aug 2021 02:40 | 51 |
SPC-CN-985: FIST CONTACT | 06 Sep 2021 16:21 | 28 |
Cheese Is Risen | 08 Sep 2021 02:44 | 40 |
More By LORDXVNV | 10 Sep 2021 01:32 | 4 |
SCP-6572 | 11 Sep 2021 05:09 | 186 |
The Milkssiah | 21 Sep 2021 00:21 | 55 |
CCK-Class--Sorry, Original Character Interaction Story | 24 Sep 2021 16:32 | 125 |
1 Staar Cuttt 2 5 | 27 Sep 2021 05:15 | 41 |
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY | 20 Oct 2021 04:35 | 35 |
These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will SHOCK You! | 24 Oct 2021 19:27 | 217 |
Muddy Skies | 28 Oct 2021 04:25 | 64 |
But Never Trees. | 01 Nov 2021 23:07 | 35 |
Requiem For Ice Spider | 08 Nov 2021 18:31 | 143 |
SPC-6500: INFINITESIMAL | 15 Nov 2021 20:33 | 123 |
SPC-6500-0 | 15 Nov 2021 20:34 | 0 |
SPC-6500-1 | 15 Nov 2021 20:35 | 0 |
SPC-6500-2 | 15 Nov 2021 20:36 | 0 |
SPC-6500-3 | 15 Nov 2021 20:36 | 0 |
SPC-6500-4 | 15 Nov 2021 20:37 | 0 |
SPC-6500-5 | 15 Nov 2021 20:38 | 0 |
SPC-6500-6 | 15 Nov 2021 20:38 | 0 |
Miau Miau, Asheworth-kun | 19 Nov 2021 14:06 | 53 |
SCP-1337-EX | 23 Nov 2021 02:40 | 125 |
SCP-6987 | 14 Dec 2021 00:25 | 354 |
Scp 6987 0 | 14 Dec 2021 00:26 | 0 |
Scp 6987 1 | 14 Dec 2021 00:28 | 0 |
Scp 6987 2 | 14 Dec 2021 00:29 | 0 |
Scp 6987 3 | 14 Dec 2021 00:30 | 0 |
Scp 6987 4 | 14 Dec 2021 00:30 | 0 |
Ecce Insurgo | 06 Jan 2022 18:06 | 70 |
Ghost Signal | 24 Jan 2022 22:53 | 28 |
SPC-105: WORLD IRIS | 01 Feb 2022 05:57 | 65 |
Life Can Be A Surprise | 15 Feb 2022 05:17 | 60 |
Man on a Mission | 03 Mar 2022 05:57 | 55 |
Teamwork | 17 Mar 2022 06:40 | 52 |
A Wandsman in a Vegas Cathouse | 01 Apr 2022 06:30 | 49 |
Insurance | 01 May 2022 00:44 | 67 |
SCP-6248 | 20 Jun 2022 00:54 | 76 |
April Fools Hub | 23 Jun 2022 22:33 | 46 |
SCP-6433 | 28 Jun 2022 01:49 | 157 |
SCP-7997 | 25 Jul 2022 15:50 | 187 |
2021 Survey Results | 19 Aug 2022 17:41 | 18 |
SCP-7272 | 31 Aug 2022 15:46 | 34 |
#WETTLESWEEP!!! | 03 Sep 2022 14:45 | 87 |
KTE-6990-Mendel-Nimuebusterchild — "Werebeast Curse" | 07 Sep 2022 17:08 | 52 |
A Faerie Tale Of Twin Queens | 17 Oct 2022 13:10 | 55 |
SPC-1548 | 24 Oct 2022 20:19 | 33 |
alex thorley dreams of sushi. | 11 Nov 2022 15:14 | 65 |
The Phlegmfont | 14 Nov 2022 13:31 | 40 |
The Road To Arcana | 22 Nov 2022 02:53 | 31 |
SCP-7069 | 28 Nov 2022 18:53 | 165 |
Mountainous Essophysics | 06 Dec 2022 01:06 | 75 |
The Arcana Institute Of Xerophylla | 10 Dec 2022 03:01 | 32 |
Project Proposal 2007-012: "A Life Well Lived" | 20 Dec 2022 00:41 | 64 |
2022 Survey Results | 30 Dec 2022 23:14 | 38 |
the vitruvian thorley and the cat in the box, #000000 on #FFFFFF | 31 Dec 2022 19:09 | 41 |
Reviewing 7kcon: Reflections On A Rubric | 03 Jan 2023 05:16 | 61 |
Lampeter Registrar Entry: The Smog-Wastes of NeoAmerica | 31 Jan 2023 06:02 | 42 |
Three Lessons for Endless Night | 14 Feb 2023 04:02 | 29 |
HIST.327: Comparative Mythology of Mekhanism and Nälkä | 28 Feb 2023 05:06 | 57 |
SCP-6510 | 05 Mar 2023 01:25 | 30 |
A Wandsman In The Greaze Lands Of Kansas | 27 Mar 2023 12:58 | 39 |
Names Stricken | 18 Apr 2023 01:39 | 26 |
NIGHTFALL: Qui Lactis | 18 Apr 2023 01:42 | 31 |
THEREVEN: GERMINATION | 02 May 2023 03:21 | 26 |
CAPSLOCK COLLUSION | 08 May 2023 22:10 | 43 |
SCP-7576 | 25 May 2023 01:22 | 55 |
SCP-7335 | 07 Jun 2023 20:18 | 74 |
SCP-1392 | 13 Jun 2023 19:43 | 41 |
Data Analysis Tables | 04 Jul 2023 18:25 | 0 |
SCP-7634 | 11 Jul 2023 00:39 | 47 |
Taking The Reinz | 20 Jul 2023 23:05 | 50 |
Top Pages Per Month | 05 Aug 2023 21:12 | 0 |
SCP-7715 | 21 Aug 2023 12:31 | 92 |
Goldbaker-Reinz Hub | 11 Sep 2023 18:55 | 67 |