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dumb baby jail
Hey there :D
I'm Limeyy and I guess I've written enough stuff to not be irrelevant now. I first found this site maybe 5-6 years ago? And made a yearly or so pilgrimage to binge articles for a couple days straight. Eventually, I decided to get a little more involved back in mid-2019, writing my first successful article (lahmi-gath) by the end of the year. Since then I've been loitering around #thecritters because crit staff haven't managed to get rid of me yet, occasionally subjecting the innocent readers of this site to my writing.
Outside the wiki, I'm a Chemical and Environmental Engineering student from England. I've also got a big love for history, especially Latin American (never take me up on an opportunity to talk about it), do a fair bit of baking and an awful lot of sleeping.
Oh yeah I'm captain of site crit, vc of rewrite and on MAST and CO now. Feel free to bug me about any of those.
(24 Feb 2021 01:15) (+130), Last comment by Maxyfran73, 05 Jan 2022 07:14
My first SCP! This was born from a love of the edutainment youtube genre, with special thanks to the channel 'Explosions + Fire', and qntm's antimemetics. Like a reoccurring theme I've found writing these commentaries, I'm not really satisfied with the ending, but this was a blast to write and explore.
The idea in this one was to try and represent burnout. Flagg's breakdown isn't supposed to be because of anything memetic, it's just the natural progression when you're working with objects you forget for long, long shifts. Idk how well that came through, but people seemed to enjoy it regardless, as it's currently my most successful thing..Technically my 7 word entry to 'I, hub' puts that above this. I've decided not to put that on my author page for some reason.
(22 Mar 2021 11:50) (+77), Last comment by Captain_Wavzies, 30 Mar 2025 12:20
Come on and slam! This was day 1 of 2021 Jamcon, and was banged out in maybe 5 hours (one of which was spent trying to find a cc-compliant version of the 'women want me, fish fear me' hat unsuccessfully). This came after a month long motivation drought, and I'm pretty happy with it. It's certainly not perfect, but it's a funny premise, a topic I'm passionate about and I enjoyed writing it thoroughly.
I've been told that this is a critique of Middle-Class America and consumerism literally becoming centuries old faith and rituals. I wish I was smart enough to put that in.
(20 Apr 2021 23:32) (+91), Last comment by Maxyfran73, 11 Feb 2022 23:45
This is an article about Hatuey. Hatuey was a Cacique in Hayti who witnessed the brutality of early Spanish colonialism and fled his home to Cuba, in an attempt to save his own life and rally support to oust the Spanish of Cuba's shores when they arrived. The Taíno of Cuba did not believe that people could act with the barbarity that the Spanish did, and as such did not heed his call by large and were unprepared when the Spanish arrived. Hatuey's resistance failed, and the resulting Spanish atrocities in Cuba I will not mention here.
This is an article paying respect to the first hero of 300 years of Cuban resistance. A man who laid down his life to defend a home that wasn't even his, without whom the Taíno culture would have been destroyed entirely..Despite 500 years of repression (that has only very recently slowed own), small Taíno communities survived in the disconnected mountains, often only even getting road connections in the 1960s-70s. I don't believe I've done this concept or figure justice, but I hope you enjoy regardless.
(31 May 2021 19:00) (+181), Last comment by Jack Newhouse, 25 Oct 2022 16:24
Remember to write something here
(09 Sep 2021 02:19) (+190), Last comment by SilChar, 01 Dec 2024 03:58
This is just The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. That's it. That's the bit. Plague had this idea floating around since the book went into public domain early this year (2021), and I had the balls to actually post it. It turns out that this isn't disc worthy, and is very funny, so it's survived.
(26 Oct 2021 15:48) (+165), Last comment by Ecronak, 15 May 2022 16:04
Write something here ig.
(17 Nov 2021 02:52) (+158), Last comment by blazerboy69420, 18 Jan 2022 04:51
Any and all similarities to SCP-5000: Why? are purely coincidental. Maybe I'll even put a real commentary here eventually too.
(19 Nov 2021 00:30) (+64), Last comment by Roundabouts, 02 Dec 2021 21:50
sike nothing here
(03 Dec 2021 20:32) (+83), Last comment by G S Palmer, 02 Jul 2022 22:45
sike nothing here
(31 Dec 2021 09:22) (+65), Last comment by Lo-Rez, 16 May 2024 01:09
Art exchange for Kensing, writing about Greazeburger Incorporated - been meaning to write an article for Greaze for ages, so super happy when I got this prompt. Ratings may not show it, but I think this came out well!
(09 Feb 2021 00:39) (+60), Last comment by Limeyy, 18 Feb 2021 21:25
This was my first entry onto the site, and incidentally also my longest by like 3000 words. I've always been mildly irritated by how America-centric the Foundation is, and this is my thesis on why that's a bad idea. It was one hell of a difficult thing to balance non-partisanship, intrigue, detail and keep it Foundation focused, but I think it came out pretty good. I'm not that happy with the ending and would probably do it differently with hindsight, but it was a fun first foray onto the site :)
I'd really like to write more about the Foundation in this world. There's certainly more to write, so stay tuned?

Joey, Mleming to the camera

Neo, Joey's twin brother, reaching levels of comfort I can only be jealous of

The Twin sisters Bob and Nelly in the most aesthetic photo I've ever taken

Nelly when we first picked her up at a few weeks. She's always been a very small cat, but back here she was really tiny. Look how big the towel is compared to her!

Bob acting shocked at some minor thing in the background like the scaredy-cat she is
If I've had no edits and no activity on IRC for a year, I'd like my articles to be given to the community at large. Regardless of rating, I request that they be open for rewrite by anybody who wishes after that time. No need to contact me if it’s at -9 or +1000, you have my permission. Any exceptions I'll list here if/when there are any:
Lime2.png is made from scratch by me, and I release it under CC-BY-SA 3.0
clown.jpg is made by
Tropinano, and released under CC-BY-SA 3.0 below
what a lovely page! The green is pleasant and the information is nicely displayed! Welcome to the club, Limeyy!
Wikidot can suck my big fucking toe, disregard this. If admins see this and want to delete it, I would be very appreciative
Loving the energy behind this compared to the first comment ngl. Thanks for the kind words :)
Staff only delete posts that contain severe rulebreaking material.
such a pretty author page!! as said clown.jpeg was a gift and is released under cc by sa 3.0 too :3
Great job man! I love the theme and your cats!
I love the theme here. It literally seems to make my mouth taste like limes.
I love the citrus corner
Mom look I’m on TV
Sincerely, a person who is definitely not a rock in disguise.
bitchrus
Happy New Year