"The merchant is great! He would sell the finest wares and would be upfront with what the product is! He is also a good friend to make so please be nice to him."
BlueJones, Lord Commander of the Knights Guild.
"This man definitely knew what he was talking about. His stock always has something useful, and for a great price at that!. Yeah, I'll be coming by again for sure."
Sirslash47, Leader of the Alchemist Guild.
"There's no return policy, which I mean, the accepted currency is time so whatever but it's still kinda sus."
"One star."
Marcelles_Raynes does not match any existing user name, Professional dimension hopper.
"Me and my mimes stayed at the inn for a week, and the haunting moans from the previous denizens only bothered our sleep ONCE! 5 stars!"
fairydoctor of the Fairy Pranksters.
"The merchant is a most noble man. Tremendous fellow. Be sure to take your time when visiting, because this man won't let you leave before he has shown you all he has to offer."
SleepOfReason, Herald of the Realm.
"Very friendly eldritch monsters under the beds, as long as you give them leftovers."
"5 stars."
hungrypossum, Automaton tamer.
"The Merchant has a very fine collection of exotic animals, but there was a noticeable lack of decorum once the mimes checked in during my stay. Nevertheless, excellent services."
Lord 
Vivarium, Archduke of the Realm.
"The Harmacy is stocked full of weapons I've never seen for sale before. I think one of them was literally just a live crocodile. Or was that one of the employees? Regardless, the ICBM performed wonderfully."
"Five stars!"
Doctor Fullham, Duke of Porkington.
"This is the finest establishment I've ever not been able to find my way out of!"
HarryBlank, "Inauspicious individual."
"The digital food menu at the Inn's bar is impeccable. The Roasted RAM was delicious!"
Tstaffor, a computer program.
"The merchant has many strange wares. Strange, but useful."
GoldN4 does not match any existing user name, Saklovain citizen.
"The bird mask threw me off at first, but whatever drink the Merchant gave me was the best I've ever had!"
RoninTortoise, Tortoise tamer.
"I staggered in from the wilderness from a world of darkness, and I was given shelter from the storm. All it cost me was my heart, soul, and sanity. Jokes on the merchant that crap's worthless. Can't wait to not leave!."
TheyCallMeTim, Doorstop sweeper.
“Food was delectable and the beds were extremely soft! Oh! And the artifacts were okay I guess but tHE FOOD?!”
RadiantGold, Professional Idiot.
"The Merchant has some great stories, I tell you that. Very entertaining indeed. On an unrelated note, I've so far bought a million jars of oil and stored them in my basement…Problem?"
winkwonkboi, Second in Command of King CalcaRuler.
"Oh, that ol' inn a small ways down from here? Yeah, the food's alright, I guess."
Parad00xx, old man Jenkins.
"Tried some new potion. Must have passed out cause when I woke up I was displayed on the Harmacy rack. I think I may be stuck. 5.5 stars."
DrGooday, Ruler of the Seven Rings, Epithet of the God of Death and Rot, Ender of Worlds. Part time cashier.
"Mis-read the sign as 'Leches' Merchant Shop & Inn… was dissatisfied with the lack of milk. Great place regardless. 4/5"
JayKillbam, world renowned Psychonaut.
"Got bitten by the pugrilla, innkeeper said it's alright, arm fell off anyway, can't complain."
cold_Nights does not match any existing user name, Fourth-best tip-giver.
"I don't think I've actually bought anything from merchant store before, but today got a crate of .223 and a terrifying beast from the German woods. Sweet deal!"
Totooria, Public Universal Friend.
"Great products at affordable prices, I only owe the merchant my firstborn child and half of the second one."
Mooagain , "entrepreneur".
"Got dragged here in a dark wagon with a bag over my head, but the food was excellent. 4.5/5 stars."
Kensing, Scarecrow Representative.
"Went to the inn with my husband for a romantic getaway. When I woke up, my husband had been replaced by some other man who I had never met, but everyone insisted I'd always been married to. I've never been happier. Five stars!"
chaucer345, Executive Editor of The Gazette.
"The pharmacy is full of wondrous medicines! The merchant was able to attach my assistant's head after a mishap occurred during a jousting tournament. Though she looks awfully pale…"
JAcerStriker, The Supreme Soothsayer of the Seventh Sea.
"Outstanding service and high profit margins. 10/10 will supply anomalies to again."
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Ecronak, Bonafide lich and supplier of curiosities.
"Was going about 80 mph before I remembered I left my car at home, decided to stop here for a rest. Nice atmosphere."
Harriet Farrar, The Queen of the end. Daughter of the Ultra Nova.
"I get almost all of my lizards from here. I really love to sit in the café afterwards and see which ones are going to be ready."
Dr Balthazaar, The Commodore.
"Extremely affordable food, great for my hordes of plague-infested hyenas! Would recommend to any warlords or -mongers!"
TopDownUnder, Scourge of the South (Self-Proclaimed).
