Krona Midaeus' Personnel File

Full Name: Krona "Proasek" Midaeus

Date of Birth: 13/07/20██

Personnel Classification: C

Security Clearance: 2

Position: General researcher at Site-34

Location: Site-34

Notable Features: Krona Midaeus is a pale British woman, with a young face and sky blue hair. She wears no longer wears a green tinted visor at all times. The visor is of her own design, and its purpose is unknown its purpose is to look cool.

History: Krona Midaeus was recruited as part of a personnel exchange with the British Occult Service, where she formerly held the position of Internal Security Agent. In 20██, Krona Midaeus was reassigned to the Scientific Department by request, and was assigned as a Junior Researcher working at Site-34. After two years diligent work, initially as part of the SCP-████ project and later assisting MTF Lambda-14 ("One Star Reviewers"), Krona Midaeus was promoted to a full Researcher. Krona Midaeus has since worked at this level on various minor projects.

Krona Midaeus has a notable interest in SCP-914, and has proposed and executed a number of unusual tests regarding it. These can be found in Experiment Log 914

Profile: Researcher Midaeus is well known for an unusual approach, her unique style of testing often revealing important information that could not be revealed through standard testing procedure. Due to the variety of tests, as well as a background with the B.O.S, she has a large variety of memetic inoculations. She is equally well known for her sarcastic attitude, convoluted insults, and for being the most overtly British Foundation researcher in the nearest thousand miles.

Note: No, I did NOT work for the sodding Gocks, those wankers can't know their arse from their face for the amount of shite they spew from both. MI-666 is far more competent on its own, and all we've got to deal with are the Welsh!

SCPs

SCP	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP-4871	37	3	11 Jun 2019 08:31	17 Jun 2019 20:51
SCP-4684	70	23	28 Feb 2019 06:58	17 Nov 2022 14:35
SCP-4554	118	15	25 Oct 2018 14:21	20 Mar 2022 02:57

Tales

Tale	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
He Picked Up The Gun	5	4	20 Sep 2020 05:31	21 Sep 2020 15:12
Wizard Cops (in color)	5	3	01 May 2020 00:32	01 May 2020 06:44
What You See is (Not) What You Get	9	2	14 Mar 2019 22:29	19 Mar 2019 00:02
Open War at Site-34	8	7	12 Mar 2019 11:23	12 Mar 2019 18:07
Canine Communication	22	3	10 Mar 2019 08:17	11 Mar 2019 19:12
Three Thousand to One	91	12	25 Feb 2019 11:54	23 Jun 2021 16:14
The Ambrose Fair	34	2	02 Nov 2018 01:26	14 Sep 2021 00:56
Dining Out	63	5	13 Oct 2018 01:04	29 Aug 2021 02:31

GoI Formats

Format	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
Ambrose Temecula	80	21	18 Dec 2018 01:29	17 Dec 2019 13:41

Hubs

Hub	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
Ambrose Restaurants Hub	172	17	21 Jan 2019 16:26	21 Oct 2021 03:26

Current Page

Entry	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
Krona Midaeus' Personnel File	32	2	03 Nov 2018 03:21	25 Feb 2019 03:37

I've been remarkably lucky when it comes to SCP articles; I've not had anything taken off the main site! That's not to say anything's done especially well however, so I've got a long way to go. My brief time here has been characterised by two things: A restaurant of anomalous dishes, and a consistent and uncanny ability to rope highly respected writers into my projects.

Let's have a look at what I've written, eh?

Dining Out: My first post on the website was this tale, created for Halloween 2018. Doesn't really fit the theme, but I was really just looking for an excuse to plumb in this new GoI idea I had…

Perhaps that's why it took two weeks to breach +10?

SCP-4554: DrChandra wrote an excellent tale regarding my new Group, and I just had to use an idea I saw there. How had there not been a liquid sunshine skip before now? Truly, the mainlist boggles the mind.

The Ambrose Fair: Following me starting to talk about Ambrose a lot, I received the very good point that Ambrose probably isn't the first in the anomalous food market. So I decided to do a good bit of world building.

I also took the opportunity to lay down the groundwork for a few characters I can use later.

Ambrose Temecula: "I'll be taking a break from Ambrose…" Yeah, that was a lie. Ah well, my first GoI format, as well as the Ambrose Restaurant's first format. This thing took three or four attempts to get presentable, and a bit over a month. I nicked code from one lad, and ideas from another, but damn if it didn't pay off?

Everyone gets baffled by their name appearing down there, don't worry. You're not alone.

Ambrose Restaurant Hub: I can hardly believe that happened. A new GoI, with my name plastered all over it. Feels good, man. This was probably my fourth attempt at making a hub, and I had help from ya boy Nicolini. He really has a knack for making me describe Ambrose. I also spent more time than I care to admit on the lackluster guide. I'm not good at self-analysis.

I swear, at some point I'm going to do something that isn't Ambrose.

Three Thousand to One: Sound the sodding alarm, it's a posted work that has absolutely, positively, 100% nothing to do with the Ambrose Restaurant. Who am I, and what have I done with the real Proasek?

But yes, trying to start some sort of canon around here eventually, and this will be the first official tale written for it. Wowee.

SCP-4684: And then it happened again! Although to be fair, this was part of IntCon, and thus couldn't easily be about Ambrose. But still! Wizard Cops! Also by far the quickest I've banged out an article thus far, with less than two days between initial concept and posting. Call it training for JamCon, shall we?

Canine Communication: "Shaggy Dog" is a type of joke telling where the buildup is long and often convoluted, all for the payoff of not actually having a satisfying punchline. This is something I only learned half way through writing this article about an old english sheepdog. I did manage to put a shaggy dog joke in there, but it's not really the focus of the article.

I decided that I'm using Jamcon to establish my author insert, as well as the "Fully Functional Foundation Facility" series / canon. No idea if I'll actually make it a canon.

Open War at Site-34: Since North based a tale around my author insert, I had to base a tale around their author insert. Fair's fair, and all. The phase two theme made the phase one theme look like a piece of cake. "Pulp Fiction," seriously do they want the printing medium or the film?

Ah well, I managed to come up with something, even if it didn't have too much to do with the actual theme. Looks like nobody's noticed yet.

What You See is (Not) What You Get: Oysh, pumping this tale out killed me for a bit. Three in a row was a mistake, perhaps it would've been better to pace myself and only do the first day? Fah. After finishing Jamcon, I hit the largest hiatus of my writing career. Probably. Not sure. Certainly the first one I was actively aware of.

SCP-3684: We don't talk of this one.

SCP-4871: All cards on the table, I just wrote this because I wanted to make a cosplay based on my character in a freeform RP I'm doing, and it made more sense for it to be a skip than an original character. Slightly, at least.

Plus, multiverse shenanigans and another work for my author avatar to appear in! That's always worth writing something. If nothing else, I had a lot of fun writing the project proposals for this, I feel I nailed the tone and realism on these. I'll stop tooting my own horn now.

Wizard Cops (in color):* This tale took me a solid year to produce after JamCon2019 murdered me to death. You can probably see the difference at some point.

He Picked Up The Gun:* My contribution for the Canon Renaissance Contest, wherein I decided to take a vague understanding of "what if SCP but yeehaw?", and plumbed some narrative abstraction in there a-la Cuil Theory. As seems to be common for me, was more popular during the drafting phase.

What's Next?: I want to write something in my own style, the last two things I did (that stuck around) were trying to emulate another style and I think I missed the mark on both fronts. It'll probably be Ambrose related, especially now I've found out there's a whole Discord server of people writing Ambrose stuff.