9/8 18:30
The Global Occult Coalition believes that Ramen is practically Sushi, which caused a Domino Effect. Koigarezaki Shimbun
Early last night, the Global Occult Coalition announced its opinion that ramen was practically sushi. The Coalition's sudden new policy has caused quite a stir in the sushiblader community.
Is this a way of directly accepting the Church of the California Roll's request?
▲Symbol of the Church of California, "Our California Roll Interior".
Behind the seemingly inexplicable behavior of the Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is the doctrine of one of its constituent groups, the Church of the California Roll (hereafter referred to as the Church of Ca.).
According to the Church of Ca scriptures, all types of ramen emerged as tears when "the one and only California Roll, artificer of reincarnation" stubbed his little toe against a mountain.1. Since the California Roll is clearly sushi, the theory goes, the trinity of ramen = California Roll = sushi is established.2. Later, it is said that the ramen were intertwined in the salt water that sprouted at the same time, from which the first life was born, and this day is called Lacrimosa, a day of festivities for the Church of Ca3.
Thus, the identification of ramen as sushi is central to the dogma of the Church of Ca, but because of its content, it is often criticized as heretical and pagan. For this reason, the activities of the Church of Ca in Japan have been strongly repressed by the Non-Rotary Sushi Association, but the GOC's backing has allowed it to expand its influence in Japan. It is believed that the GOC's current stance is also intended to checkmate the Non-Rotary Sushi Association by showing its support for the Church of Ca.
Initially, the Global Occult Coalition incorporated the Church of Ca into the Council of 108 as an inevitable policy shift due to the Tuna Lightning Incident, but as the only Coalition sushiblader member organization, the Church of Ca has made steady progress in a short period of time and is now an integral part of the GOC.
Recently, the Church of Ca came close to preventing a ritual invocation of a Type White thaumaturgical entity4, known as Dawn, on behalf of the Church of Atlantic Macrosushiatunism5. Had Dawn been invoked, the Coalition6 would have at least irreversibly rewritten the ecosystems of all the world's oceans, allowing him to claim that ramen is sushi.
It was initially rumored that the Global Occult Coalition had chosen the less restrictive Church of Ca because it did not want to get too involved in the "normalcy of sushi," which even qualifies as a theological controversy. If this is the case, the plan has backfired. Often, sushibladers are perplexed, saying that "it was true that they didn't want GOC to question the normality of sushi, but still, they go from one extreme to the other," or "that their minds are pickled in sumeshi rice."
The Non-Rotary Sushi Association will take its case to the JAGPATO Arbitration Tribunal.
Naturally, the Non-Rotary Sushi Association has not been silent. In response to the Global Occult Coalition's statement, the Association announced that it would immediately file a complaint with the JAGPATO Arbitration Tribunal, stating, "This constitutes a major disruption to the normalcy of sushi. It is absolutely unacceptable. However, it is opined that the reason the GOC had to issue the statement in the first place was the constant daily criticism of the Church of Ca by the Sushi Non-Rotary Sushi Association, and sushibladers believe it was an own goal by the Non-Rotary Sushi Association.
A JAGPATO executive (anonymous) also commented, "To be honest, we have our hands full with the Five Elements Association and the Nightjar Agency. It is at times like this that we would like them to fix things with sushi." The reason the Non-Rotary Sushi Association chose to go to court rather than Sushiblade is not only the tacit understanding that "normalcy-preserving organizations should not fight each other," but also the fact that much of the Non-Rotary Sushi Association's strength is centered on the increasingly popular Dark Sushi. Some also cynically believe that the regulations have become too strict, leading to defections.
In addition, there is widespread opinion that the Foundation's intervention may have been behind the Non-Rotary Sushi Association's unorthodox resort to a showdown in the courts. In the unlikely event of an all-out showdown between the Non-Rotary Sushi Association and the Church of the California Roll , it is possible that the Five Elements Association will be out for fishing profits. The Five Elements Association does not look favorably on the Church of Ca, being outsiders from North America barging into Japan, even though they are both members of the Council of 108. Therefore, it is feared that they may even "support" the Sushi Non-Rolling Association under the guise of joining the Church of Ca. Therefore, the Foundation strongly urges the Non-Rotary Sushi Association to take the matter to court so that there will be no room for interventions. If this is true, the Foundation is expected to support the Non-Rotary Sushi Association in the arbitration court in exchange for their acceptance of the petition.
Meanwhile, a spokesperson for the Church of Ca, who held a press conference at the same time, stated, "In essence, it is up to each individual to decide what is and what is not sushi in his or her heart. The request (to the Global Occult Coalition) was a difficult decision". He went on to comment "that all dogma is like spaghetti," in response to those who said it might be too perverse.
The Five Elements Association works behind the scenes for the Foundation's intervention.
The Five Elements Association was known for its stance of thorough destruction of anomalies and joined the Council of 108 shortly after the war, but from the beginning there was notable friction between the Association and the GOC, which displayed an openly hostile attitude toward many paranormal organizations, including the Foundation, regardless of the political expediency of the Global Occult Coalition. Last year, the Five Elements Association ignored a request from the GOC Far East Division to cease and desist, and used a ley line to launch an assault on the headquarters of Tohei Heavy Industries, dubbed Incident 4467. As a result, many anomalous phenomena occurred, and the Foundation and GOC are currently attempting to restore the ley lines, including enlisting the help of an independent organization affiliated with the former Shūshū-In to assist them.
The Five Elements Association has been considered a problem even within the GOC because of its behavior, but so far it has been penalized mainly in terms of funding, because "if they were to leave, the Eighth Occult War could occur."8. However, recent years have witnessed provocative behavior, such as outright ignoring Council of 108's decisions, neither appearing at Council meetings in the first place nor being held accountable, and repeated provocations by the Five Elements Association are leading to growing discontent within the Council of 108. A member of The United Church of Satan, Scientist (anonymous), a member of one of the Council's constituent organizations, stated, "The Council of 108 is an organization that has managed to survive on compromise after compromise amidst the hodgepodge of diverse interests. It would be unacceptable for the Five Elements Association to do as it pleases," thus expressing his distrust of the Five Elements Association. In this context, many experts believe that the expulsion of the Five Elements Association from the Council of 108 is a possibility.
Although cases of expulsion of constituent groups from the Council of 108 are rare, they are not non-existent. The anti-religious and anti-anomaly Society of the Atheist Partisans of Progress for the Halt of the Irrational and Religious Enemy (SAPPHIRE), which was part of the first Council of 108, was expelled when its overly radical ideology was no longer consistent with the Coalition's general policy, and is now hostile to the GOC because of the incidents it has since provoked.
The problem lies in the fact that they control most of the leylines that are under the jurisdiction of the Global Occult Coalition9. Therefore, if it were to engage in a dispute with the Five Elements Association, it would have to be thoroughly destroyed or it could hinder the Coalition's activities in Japan, but the Five Elements Association is a considerably more powerful organization than the former SAPPHIRE. In an emergency, it is believed to be capable of "laying siege" to the interior of numerous ley lines, barriers and anomalous spaces. Since the Global Occult Coalition has a limit to the forces it can send to Japan, cooperation with the Foundation is almost essential, but in such a case, it is believed that it would have to relinquish control of some ley lines to the Foundation. This would considerably weaken the GOC's influence in Japan, coupled with the fact that there are no other organizations that are part of the Council of 108 with significant influence in Japan, so most forces, led by the GOC High Command, support the status quo.
However, there is no shortage of those who claim that even if their influence in Japan is temporarily reduced, they would still be hostile. It is said that one of the reasons the Global Occult Coalition acted rather badly in the aforementioned Tuna Ray Incident and then made an early concession was that they feared the prolongation of the incident would lead to unnecessary interference by the Five Element Association. It is believed that their influence in Japan would increase in the long run if they boldly confronted the GOC on all its fronts. Although these views are in the minority at the moment, they may not remain so in the future. The GOC's intervention may have been to their advantage, as they did not want to come into conflict with the Non-Rotary Sushi Association, the self-proclaimed "organization for the preservation of sushi normalcy," at such a volatile time.
The Japanese government appears to support the Coalition's policy
▲ The JAGPATO facilities burst into flames due to the sushi used by the remnants of the Nightjar Agency.
Interviews with relevant officials revealed that the Japanese government has shifted its stance toward the views of the Global Occult Coalition. The government has been struggling to cope with the recent wave of serial sushi terrorism by vestiges of the Nightjar Agency, which actually relies heavily on sushibladers sent by the Church of Ca. Essentially, the Non-Rotary Sushi Association has some influence on the government through the paranormal agencies under the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries and the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology, but they have decided that they cannot yet turn their backs on the government. The fact that the Non-Rotary Sushi Association cannot afford to devote its staff to anything other than Dark Sushi has also played a role.
In response to the daily attacks, the remnants of the Nightjar Agency stated, "We will continue this action until the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition leave Japan. In this way we will prove that the government can maintain normalcy. With the Sushiblade.". The crime statement was made public. One expert, Mr. Katsu, pointed this out as a typical example of being clearly contaminated by dark forces, and said, "As a result of the pursuit of power, there is no doubt that sushi has engulfed their conscience."
In addition to the explosive sushi, which appears to have thaumaturgy as its origin, the Nightjar Agency operates a sushi that deploys a special sushi field that deactivates all weapons, reverse-engineered from an existing anomaly. The situation is such that governments with inadequate protection against sushi cannot cope with them at all. Normalcy preservation agencies are hastily trying to determine how the Nightjar Agency obtained sushi of such a high caliber.
Some have suspected Dark Sushi's involvement, but Dark Sushi leader Yami said in an interview, "We don't care who is in charge of preserving normalcy. We have nothing to do with it." He categorically denied this. Apart from that, he added, "To be honest, we haven't been that alarmed so far, but in the long run, the Church of the California Roll may be a bigger threat than the stubborn Non-Rotary Sushi Association. We need to come up with countermeasures as soon as possible," revealing some trepidation.
【Sakae Yanase/George R】【Collaboration: Sushiblade Monthly Editorial Department】
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There is an essential term for paranormal politics. Normality is defined by consensus. This means that what is and what is not anomalous is determined politically, rather than by clear scientific criteria.
The Global Occult Coalition has an image of strict control over anomalous organizations, but the Coalition itself is also a group of anomalous organizations. The Holy Order of the Knights Templar, reformed, the Servants of the Silicone Norns and the United Church of Satan, Scientific. All of these would be people of color who would be subject to control if they were not members of the Coalition. Thus, even such basic issues as normalcy take on a more political tinge.
That is why the Foundation seems to avoid the use of paranormal technology in a transient way. By using anomalous technology, they try to avoid shaking their own dictum of normalcy. However, just as the Foundation in Japan was created by absorbing much of Shūshū-In, the Foundation is ultimately an anomalous organization, no matter how "scientific" it tries to be. It is difficult to be entirely objective when dealing with anomalies.
This is no exception where Sushiblade is concerned. At first glance, the Foundation appears to be downplaying the development of technology in areas related to Sushiblade. The Global Occult Coalition, which has softened its attitude from outright suppression of sushibladers to a "beat sushi with sushi" attitude. In any case, the situation is changing by the minute, and we have no choice but to become more actively involved with the sushiblader world, whether we want to or not. How will the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition approach the Sushiblade issue? We will continue to watch and write about it in the future.
【Takayuki Hirosue】【Special Supervision: Mutsumi Rubetus】
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