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  Author: JorgeMtzb

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JorgeMtzb

Hey it's me JorgeMtzb. I never in a million years would've thought I'd get enough support to make an author page. I'm genuinely so happy that people enjoy my writing and I promise I will keep it coming.

Holy moly

Jr resea- what the. How'd you get in here? Get out of frame you filthy flyign raoudhsfisuhd

Item #: Kionda 𓀟|𓀟𓀕

Object Class: 𓁆𓁌|𓀠𓁀

Special Containment Procedures: Jorge is strictly prohibited from [DATA LOST] Peptobismol incident. I REPEAT, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES [DATA CORRUPTED] K-Class end of the world scenario.

Description Personnel File : SCP-███ is Junior Researcher Jorge, employed in Site-19, is a recent addition to the Foundation staff. The Foundation looks forward to Jorge's continued growth as a researcher. Jr. Researcher Jorge has been trained in giving constructive feedback and suggestions for improvement on SCP proposals. If you are a Foundation employee in need of assistance with your assignments, consider reaching out to Jorge for guidance and support.

Jr. Researcher Jorge has the anomalous property of being able to manifest tacos out of thin air. These tacos have been determined to be non-anomalous and can be consumed without any harm to the subject. When questioned about the origin of these tacos Junior Researcher Jorge has continuously and adamantly refused any and all comment in the matter.

Personal Message from JorgeMtzb

Hiya! I’m JorgeMtzb A.K.A. The Ligma Guy. I’m really happy to have the opportunity to be here. I’m still flabbergasted at the insane amount of support I’ve received. It’s absolutely crazy that y'all actually like my stories and dumb jokes so much, that I got the privilege to write one of these. I can’t believe there are people out there that actually look forward to seeing the stuff that the enigma that is the inner machinations that my mind spits out.

As previously stated, If you need any help with your draft or idea, you can always PM me if you want me to critique it, give you tips, and possibly greenlight you. If you want to do a collaboration I’m always open for it. If you have any fanart or derivative content I’d love to see it! I’ll include right here in my author page (And credit and link to you of course).

Additionally, I’m very active in the Official Foundation IRC chat, especially on weekdays. If you ever wanna chat with me or just say hi, stick around there for long enough you’ll see me there eventually! That said here's ma stuff

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SCP ARTICLES

SCP-7121

SCP-7121 - Cawsing Cawlatteral Damage: A mischievous little Crow that loves Cawsing Cawos. It’s the first one, the OG, the real deal, you know it you love it, give a round of applause for our feathered little buddy SCP-7121!!!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP. The idea for the article came from a conversation in the IRC in which I joked about a bird that was normal by all means except that they just couldn’t get rid of it for whatever reason. I thought… Hey, that’s not a bad idea actually! and so the crow was born.

SCP-7911

SCP-7911 - What's your Emergency?: A story of betrayal, and revenge: Seemingly ordinary medical supplies with a mysterious past that turn into instruments of demise when applied. This was the idea that made me come to the site in the first place. I was inspired by the idea of “reverse healing" I wrote it, joined the site, and then coldposted it immediately! It then got immediately deleted cuz I had no idea what I was doing. I joined the community and after reworking the idea I got it to work and I’m actually quite proud of the story presented in it.

SCP-719M4-J

SCP-719M4-J - Balls: Unfortunately, your mother. Yeah this was just a really dumb idea that suddenly popped into my head. I will forever be known as the Ligma Guy now. Feels good.

SCP-7818

SCP-7818 - The Promise: My entry for GoblinCon (2023)! The theme being "Deletions": This was a collaboration with The The_Spider_Queen, DianaBerry, and Marceline_Raynes. It follows a couple in a quest to hold on to what they find most dear. Their memories of each other. Err, what was I talking about?

SCP-7229

SCP-7229 - Lost Eternally Amidst Profound YEARning: The inspiration behind this was: What if leap year… anomalous? What if one extra day was added to the calendar every 4 years not because the extra hours that add up each year, but instead because every 4 years the earth periodically slows down enough to add a full extra day worth of time, and people were just mistaken until the foundation discovered it. And what if there was some mysterious force at play, that makes it so the foundation needs to keep it under wraps.

SCP-500-J

SCP-500-J - The Punchline: Ba Dum tss.

SCP-7194

SCP-7194 - Unanticipated devotioin of those in sects: It was inspired by a tumblr post about ants summoning humans as if they were eldritch beings. I thought of what one would think if an scp researcher suddenly heard ants chanting her name and they started to venerate her as a god. It was really fun to write, so I hope yall like it.

SCP-7424

SCP-7424 - THE ANTIWEEDINATOR: A very lighthearted article about a man and HIS QUEST AGAINST WEED.

SCP-7192

SCP-7192 - The Cameraman's Plight: The Cameras are Watching

SCP-8022

SCP-8022 - Build your Dreams, one Brick at a time: Funny light-hearted story about hitting people in the head with bricks.

SCP-8045

SCP-8045 - Fairly Frivolous Fairies: A short, humorous article about fairies taking your stuff at night.

SCP-5031-j

SCP-5031-J - Another one? Sigh.

FANTASTIC QUOTES

<Kain>: “What?”
<Dr Fullham>: “A promosing up-and-coming SCP author.”
<DrKithulhu> “JorgeMtzb… who was that guy again?"
<Mythral> "And thus…I crowned them 'ligman'"
<SoundChaser> Don't you FUCKING DARE quote me!!
<Swaghetti>: “They certainly are made of people, it may seem"
<Zoobeny >: “screm”
<Dreamer> “Choking hazard. Not recommended for small children.”
<Drthrakka> "CHICKENS ARE FUCKING TERRYFYING MAN, WAAAGH!"
<Moogain:>" May be known to cawse cawnser in the state of Cawlifornia"
<drblackbox> 7472849373659058104827592636597719503740572
<NotOrteil> "On a scale of the original transformers trilogy, to that Chinese buffet in the plaza I rate Jorge- wait, there were 5 transformers movies???"
<Kain>: “What did you say is gonna be my quote?”
<BlackWing> Here's a quote "JorgeMtzb is butz"
<DoctorEverturn> I knew Jorge before he had an author page or any posts. I still only have one post. [Everturning would then go on to spend the next 7928 minutes plugging his article I was too bored to add it all]
<ExiAsWell> “SOMEONE HELP I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL- I mean huh.. Jorge's pretty cool, I guess. Can I go home now?”
<DrKithulhu> “JorgeMtzb… who was that guy again?"
<RadiantGold> “Balls 😔”
<Cydhra> I am hunger
<Anky>"What the hell is an 'SCP author's page'? And how'd you get in my shower!?”
<NotOrteil> "Jorge is most certainty a real human being, as am I"
<Ethagon> "Wait, these quotes are real?"
<alex:> why is there a crow in my house and why is it yelling about pokemon
<Kain>: STOP Quoting ME
<DrLost> JorgeMtzb jorge is so cool. i even don't mind that he only has two eyes. we can't all be perfect. like me. i'm perfect.
<JorgeMtzb> Oh no. Why is there a bottle of Peptobismol here?

AMAZING FANART

7121 - Cawsing Cawlateral Damage by Dr Vikki Lost. Just an absolutely amazing drawing of our lil crow friend stealin its own documentation. Love it to death.

If yall have any more this is where it shall be.

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JorgeMtzb (ten.yalpetulosba.ucdbf43-PCS|egnuolehT#ten.yalpetulosba.ucdbf43-PCS|egnuolehT) has quit (The Lounge - hosted by hexick.com)

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"JorgeMtzb's Author Page" by JorgeMtzb, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/jorgemtzb. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.

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Filename: 7121crow.png
Name: AMERICAN CROW
Author: cuatrok77
License: CC BY-SA 2.0
Source Link: https://www.flickr.com/photos/cuatrok77/7143675301
Additional Notes: Image is cropped

Name: 7121 - Cawsing Cawlateral Damage
Author: Dr Vikki Lost
License: CC BY-SA 3.0
Source Link: http://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/jorgemtzb/SCP-7121%20Dr.%20Lost%20Art