Joke SCPs - Tales Edition

What is this?

Ever wish you could find all the works featuring your favorite SCPs? Well, now you can! This is meant to be an easy way to access such content for fans, writers, and other interested parties. This is to be an ever-evolving list, so do feel free to add missing entries should you come across them.

Do's and Don'ts for inclusion:

IMPORTANT

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Do Include:

• Articles which directly star, prominently feature, or are otherwise about the SCP in question, even if it's only a single 'scene' or chapter on any given page.
• Articles which include the SCP for only a portion of the work in question, such as the Surgeon Crabs in the Bellerverse Canon Tale: The List of Wonders, or the Illusory butterflies being heavily referenced/briefly appearing in the 17,000+ word Tale "Portraits of Your Father".
• Re-imaginings (such as Probe-H9 for SCP-087) and different-canonical interpretations, even in cases where it's implicit (try to check discussion pages for "Word of God"¹ in edge cases, if need be).
• Articles in which the SCP is heavily referenced, or has some significance; so long as its inclusion has some impact on the characters/narrative/what-have-you. (For example: Every Breathing Minute of Every Waking Hour, a series of vignettes, focuses on personnel contending with various Foundation duties and situations. Though SCP-231 does not actually appear in the article, its inclusion is quite significant for the section it's referenced in.

Do Not Include:

• Works rated less than +10, or under one day in age.
• Supplement pages (works which have the SCP set as its parent page) should not be included for obvious reasons. This includes experiment/crosstest logs.
• Collaborative Tales (which have their own section)

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How-To's for inclusion:

IMPORTANT

When an SCP has multiple entries, please attempt to order them by relevancy, if at all possible. So:

The Tale is about the SCP —-> The SCP appears in this Tale —> The SCP is heavily referenced within the Tale —> The SCP is briefly alluded to within the Tale

It's not a hard-and-fast rule (one is not expected to read EVERY 173 tale to know where to slot the next one). This is merely a courtesy to readers.

When linking series: A link to the hub page or first chapter should suffice if the SCP in question appears in multiple entries or is central to the series. A link to individual Tales in a series should be used in cases where the SCP is focused on in a single chapter.

(For instance. SCP-012 is the primary focus of the On Mount Golgotha canon, so I linked to the canon hub. SCP-339, on the other hand, is featured prominently in the On Mount Golgotha tale "An Impenitent Thief", so I linked that tale instead of the whole canon).

Multiple SCPs: When there are multiple SCPs in a given work, it's fine to include the work under each SCP, not just one or two.

Formatting entries:

Tale entries should be nested underneath their respective SCPs, on a tier separate from the main bullet-points. Place a space before the asterisk to accomplish this. Tales should be in triple-brackets. If the url and the title of the page are different, the entry should have the url first, followed by a vertical bar, followed by the title.

For example:

* [[[SCP-106]]] - The Old Man
* [[[The Young Man]]]
The Tale has a space before the asterisk, and is properly nested. The page title and the page url are the same, so the link is good.
* [[[SCP-359]]] - The Hawk
* [[[i-wanna-be-the-very-best|SCPokemon]]]
Here, the url and page title are different. This entry includes the url, followed by a vertical bar, followed by the page title. Another good link.

Parentheticals may be used next to individual submissions to further lend insight on contents (for example "(Poetry)" or "(Tale Series)". Please try to label adult content in this manner:

Tale (Adult)

And that's it! Let's get this rolling.

Joke SCPs

• CODENAME: Cimmerian/kaktus Proposal - "The Broke God"
  • CODE NAME: TwistedGears-Kaktus - The Broken God
• CODENAME: Daveyoufool's Proposal - "KEEP CALM AND APOLLY ON"
• CODENAME: Dr. Palanez's Proposal - "The Question"
• CODENAME: Another djkaktus Proposal - "RUMBLY IN ITS TUMBLY"
• CODENAME: Henzoid-Crocket's Proposal - "When Day Breaks Up"
  • CODENAME: S. D. Locke - When Day Breaks
• CODENAME: Director Bold's Proposal - "Guys, please don't read our SCPs 🥺"
• CODENAME: Fishish's Proposal - "Truth Hurts </3"
• CODENAME: Plauge's Proposal - The Great Seal
• SCP-000-J - "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue"
• SCP-001-J - The Big Red Button
• SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering
• SCP-002-J - Amnesiac Treatment
• SCP-0002-J - Toilet Humor
• scp-3-j - Bring Your Kid to Work Day!
• SCP-:3-J - Memetic Language Construct
• SCP-004-J - Stan from Accounting
• SCP-005-J-EX - "No, because she thinks he's talking about the…"
• SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
  • SCP-006-CU-EX - Cuddly Cwawies
  • First Quarto (Poetry)
• SCP-6k-J - Out of the Mouths of Babes
• SCP-007-J - Unidentified Muffin Creature
• SCP-008-J - Geoff
• SCP-8==D-J - Monster Containment for My Monumental Dong
• SCP-009-J - Where Is It?
• SCP-010-J - WHAT KETER I DON'T SEE ANY KETER
  • And You Are?
• SCP-011-J - The Baby
• SCP-012-J - Special Comedy Procedures
• SCP-013-J - The Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom
• SCP-014-J - A Fork
• SCP-015-J - Just Really Misunderstood
• SCP-016-J - Is That A Missile In Your Pocket?
• SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
• SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
• SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
• SCP-022-J - Memetic Metal
• SCP-025-J - Liquid SCP Foundation
• SCP-026-J - A Cold Post
• SCP-027-J - Schrödinger's Remote
• SCP-028-J - PC Load Letter?!
• SCP-029-J - Jesus Take the Wheel!
• SCP-030-J - Jim Henson is a Real Son of a Bitch
• SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors
• SCP-042-J - Billions of Anomalous Pillows
• SCP-044-J - SCP-J(argon)
• SCP-048-J - Negative Probability Phrase
  • SCP-048 - The Cursed SCP Number
• SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
  • SCP-049 - Plague Doctor
  • Boiled, Scrambled, and Fried.
  • Let Me Cure Her, Daddy
  • Cack Hard 2: Revengeance, Reloaded
  • The Cure
  • SCP-049-D
• SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle
• SCP-055-J - Who Knows?
  • SCP-055 - [unknown]
• SCP-063-J - Non-Euclidean Geometries
• SCP-065-J - Singing Cacti Amigos
• SCP-069-J - "Sisters of Cheyenne Point"
• SCP-076-J - IN OWN WORDS
  • SCP-076 - "Able"
• SCP-078-J - Cooties
• SCP-80s-J - Strangerer Things
• SCP-80-K-J - Chicken Corps
• SCP-093-J - Failed Embezzlement Scheme
• SCP-095-J - Anomalous Typeface
  • Second Quarto (Poetry)
• SCP-096-J - NarrAway
• SCP-100-J - A Steaming Pile of Shit
• SCP-ES-101-J - The Hard-To-Open Container
• SCP-103-J - Confirmed
• SCP-106-J - The Barbecue Man
• SCP-0110-J - Personal Retirement, Effective Immediately
• SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household
• SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive
• SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
• SPC-126-J - Not Shark For Work
• SCP-143-J - insert witty name here
• SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work
• SCP-164-J - Ear Magic
• SPC-169-J - The Big One
  • SCP-169 - The Leviathan
• SPC-172-J - Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight
• SCP-173-J - The Original "The Sculpture"
  • SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
• SPC-173-J - A Fiesta Shark Statue Brutally Enforcing Vacation Time
• SCP-184-J - The Elaboration Squirrel
• SCP-1D6-J - Gygax's Folly
• SCP-200-J - Refrigerator Logic
• SCP-222-J - Contagious Biophysical Behavior
• SCP-231-J - 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh
  • SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements (Adult)
• SCP-248-J - Picture It
• SCP-273-J - ‘Freezies’
• SCP-294-J - Genesis, Freshly Brewed
• SCP-300-J - Our Glorious Ruler
• SCP-309-J - the prime example of what not to do
• SCP-314-J - Numerical Proofs (That You Suck)
• SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
  • An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost
  • A Keter Kinda Christmas
• SCP-333-J - Skippy's Corner Pub
• SCP-334-J - The Lost Sock Room
• SCP-343-J - Russell's Soup Can
  • SCP-343 - "God"
• SCP-371-J - peanut funi xd 🥜😂
  • SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
• SCP-404-J - The Pantheon
• SCP-419-J - A Trustworthy Man
• SCP-420-J - The Best ████ in the World
  • SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
  • SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
• SCP-444-J - Six Day Long Fruit Preserves Convention
• SCP-477-J - This Should Be A Mainlist
• SCP-496-J - Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen
• SCP-536-J - It's on the back of your head
• SCP-543-J - Tweetle Beetles
• SCP-555-J - Squid Mop
• SCP-579-J - Microtransactions
  • SCP-579 - [DATA EXPUNGED]
• SCP-615-J - Diplomatic Immunity
• SCP-616-J - Class D Recruitment Process
• SCP-619-J - Championship Belt
• SCP-630-J - A Song In Their Heart
• SCP-666-J - Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills
  • And You Are?
• SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
  • Ambrose London Prix Fixe
  • Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera
• SCP-682-J - SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER
  • SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
• SCP-721-J - A Stupid Dog Picture
• SCP-723-J - Sad Roach
  • Roach Wrangling At Kiryu Labs
  • Kiryu Labs Roach Wrangling Log
• SCP-724-J - Bad Roach
• SCP-727-J - Malevolent Celestial Object
• SCP-729-J - Peep Peep, Motherfucker
• SCP-732-J - Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
• SCP-777-J - Darkblade
  • And You Are?
• SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
  • That's The Joke
  • An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost
  • People Look East
• SCP-800-J - American Football
• SCP-808-J - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
• SCP-810-J - A Dog In Need Of Funds
• SCP-885-J - Researcher Jacobs' Inability To Clean Up After Himself
• SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
• SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
• SCP-938-J - Hell's Bells
• SCP-939-J - Crime Time Canine
• SCP-990-J - Dream Dude
  • SCP-990 - Dream Man
• SCP-999-J - Creepy Speedo Man
• SCP-1000-J - Old Wives' Town
• SCP-1013-J - Tree Rats
• SCP-1020-J - Fridge Horror
• SCP-1026-J - Mr. Somebody
• SCP-1047-J - "The Troll"
• SCP-1049-J - The Grim Bucket
• SPC-1057-J - Absence Of Punchable Shark
  • SCP-1057 - Absence of Shark
• SCP-1089-J - The Carpet Ate It Again
• SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
• SCP-1131-J - It works, guys! Trust me!
• SCP-1132-J - Head-Cannons
• SCP-1134-J - Masking Tape
• SCP-1150-J - Budget Hole
• SCP-1162-J - "Double Down Sandwich"
• SCP-1201-J - That One Movie
• SCP-1212-J - Standards
• SCP-1224-J - Duck-Class Personnel
• SCP-1234-J - An SCP
• SCP-1256-J - Bees are Dumb as Fuck, Much More So than You Could Possibly Imagine
• SCP-1294-J - Watering-down Can
• SCP-1322-J - A Whole New World
  • SCP-1322 - Glory Hole
• SCP-1333-J! - THE SCREAMING MAN
  • No Joke
  • SCPoems
• SCP-1344-J - Glass-Like Lifeform
• SCP-1394-J - Upside-Down Connector
• SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
• SCP-1459-J - X-Sponge
• SCP-1471-J - Sensual Containment Procedures
• SCP-1472-J - Scranton Realty Anchors
• SCP-1543-J - The Sun Launcher
  • • A Fitting End
• SCP-1550-J - The Professor's Wheelchair
• SCP-1557-J - The Writer's Block
• SCP-1595-J - Sweethearts
• SCP-1622-J - No Object Class Whatsoever
• SCP-1638-J - A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate
• SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"
  • SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"
• SCP-1-800-J - SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
• SCP-1830-J - Opening Line
• SCP-1840-J - The Hard Sell
• SCP-1851-J - Fibber Lake
• SCP-1861-J - Battle Hymn of the Foundation
• SCP-1912-J - The Land of [REDACTED]
• SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
• SCP-1921-J - Riemann's Router
• SCP-1922-J - Pathetic System of American Pigs
• SCP-1938-J - Typhoid Mary
• SCP-1948-J - The Comrade
• SCP-1950-J - Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
• SCP-1955-J - Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion
• SCP-1960-J - Stone Sphere
• SCP-1981-J - Just A Small Town Girl
• SCP-1987-J - Bitchin' Solo
  • A Keter Kinda Christmas
• SCP-1992-J - Hype Train
• SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
• SCP-2000-J - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back
  • No Joke
• SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
  • That's The Joke
  • It's All Behind Us Now
• SCP-2002-J - The -J stands for Jaywalker
• SCP-2006-J - Metamorphic Eldritch Entity
• SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
• SCP-2019-J - a shaggy dog
• SCP-2029-J - Artificial Unintelligence
• DDD-2034 - Destroy, Destroy, Destroy
• SCP-2041-J - Tankapult
• SCP-2100-J - Hard-Boiled Fedora
• SCP-2103-J - "Hatbot"
  • The Hatbot Chronicles
  • Thy Will Be Done
• SCP-2130-J - "But seriously, folks…"
• SCP-2212-J - CALL NOW AND GET APOLLYON FREE!
• SCP-2317-J - A Door to Another Parody
  • SCP-2317 - A Door to Another World
• SCP-2383-J - Science
• SCP-2412-J - The Laplander
  • 1st - 12th December 2008
  • 24th December 2008 14th January 2009* SCP-2421-J - The Upvote Syndrome
• SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
  • No Joke
  • A Holiday Appeal
• SCP-2559-J - Portal to the Plane of Infinite Kittens
  • ∆K=([ϑK/ ϑx, [ ϑK/ ϑy], [ ϑK/ ϑz]) Or: Episiotometrics]
• SCP-2600-J - Bicycle Mafia
• SCP-2615-J - Clap Your Hands
  • SCP-2615 - If You Believe
• SCP-2618-J - Then Who Was Nanners?
• SCP-2718-J - Weekend at Dammerung's
  • SCP-2718 - What Happens After
• SCP-2719-J - an inside joke
  • SCP-2719 - Inside
• SCP-2772-J - SUV Sales Pitch
• SPC-2935-J - O, Fin
  • SCP-2935 - O, Death
• SCP-2950-J - THE POSTCARD
• SCP-3000-J - Kellogg's® Foundation Flakes™!
• SCP-3034-J - Voresnake
  • SCP-3000 - Ananteshesha
• SCP-3V1L-J - The Master Plan
• SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
• SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
• SCP-3448-J - Should Have Taken Him Sleeping
• SCP-3467-J - Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken
  • Just Misunderstood
• SCP-3472-J - In time, you will come to hate me.
• SCP-3560-J - A Discerning Gentleman
• SCP-3790-J - Pantopicon IV: The Search for Pantopticon III (sic)
• SCP-3999-J - Talloran's Sacrifice
  • SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me
• SCP-4000-J - 2boo
  • Taboo - Taboo
• SCP-4001-J - Life, Read Right to Left
  • SCP-4001 - Alexandria Eternal
• SCP-4002-J - Curd of Prey
• SCP-4055-J - Ugly Dog
• SCP-4237-J - Object of Indescribable Action
• SCP-4263-J - Googly Eyes
• SCP-4297-J - Normal Australian Wildlife
• SCP-4357-J - Cooperative Demon
  • P'rantortiz the Vile
  • No Joke
• SCP-4389-J - Can the Foundation do THIS?
• SCP-4444-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin
  • 1st - 12th December 2008
• SCP-4445-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley
• SCP-4590-J - Japucha
• SCP-47-47-J - Rusty the Wonder Dog
• SCP-4800-J - The One True God
• SCP-5000-J - The Cookie Caper
  • The Culprit Of The Cookie Caper
• SCP-5001-J - What?
  • SCP-5000 - Why?
• SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
  • No Joke
• SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
• SCP-5200-J - JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!
• SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
• SCP-5308-J - The Collection
  • No Joke
• SCP-5417-J - The Deadly Nackle
  • And You Are?
• SCP-5555-J - The Chibinator
• SCP-5972-J - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
• SCP-6000-Jay - The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
• SCP-6009-J - HerbiVore!? I Barely Even Know Her!
• SCP-6132-J - Terrain Fumble
  • SCP-2316 - Field Trip
• SCP-6269-J - The Multiversal Fishing Machine
• SCP-6283-J - Standard Foundation Procedure
• SCP-6327-J - [redacted for brevity]
• SCP-6395-J - [untitled fish article]
• SCP-6969-J - The End of Sex 6.9: You Can (Not) Reproduce
• SCP-7000-J - Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]
• SCP-7007-J - Subs Only!
• SCP-7143-J - THE KNOB
• SCP-7394-J - HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE
• SCP-7475-J - Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000
  • Seasick Sharks
• SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
  • No Joke
• SCP-7789-J - There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won't fly.
• SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule
• SCP-8000-J - Actually, It's Pronounced…
• SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
• SCP-80RK-J - Unfortunately The Best Doggo
• SCP-8231-J - Super Flying T-Rex
• SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
• SCP-9000.01-J - SKIP SHIP
  • SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
  • SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
• SCP-9999-J - Ground Beef
• SCP-10101-J - Not A Self-Insert At All
  • SCPoems
• SCP-15000-J - The Dupe Dective
• SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
• SCP-99826-J - The Mind Screw
• SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill
• SCP-41D3N73-J - Lotsa Pasta
• SCP-649-2568-J - Technicolor Geography
• SCP-1347-1353-J - What a Pestis
• SCP-2128046979-J - You don't know her, she works at a different Site!
• SCP-Big egg - Big egg
  • And You Are?
• SCP-BLANK-J - Curse You, Antimemetics!
• SCP-CASH4D-J - The People Person
• SCP-COOL-J - A Really Cool Guy
• SCP-damej-J - damej robit
• SCP-Ducks-J - KILLER SALES AT SITE-19!!!
• SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
• SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title
• SCP-Jaguar-J - Junior Researcher Hutchins' Incredible Automobile
• SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
• SCP-L135-J - Very Powerful Psychic Man
• SCP-MEOW-J - Meow
• SCP-META-EX-J - Please Don't Coldpost
• SCP-MORE GUN-J
• SCP-MWT-J - [SELF-PROPAGATING DANGER]
• SCP-MYSTERY-J - A Mysterious Placeholder
• SCP-O5-J - Sorry, I do not understand the command.
• SCP-PU1P-J - A PULPy Machine
• SCP-REBUS-J - This Was A Bad Idea
• SCP-ROCKS-J - A Pile Of Rocks That Need To Shut The Hell Up
• SCP-SAFE-J - Some safes
• SCP-SCP-J - It's Scippy!
• SCP-SPC-J - "Shark" "Punching" "Center"
• SCP-SPDR-J - Arachnophobic Colleague
• SCP-SPOOKY-J - A Veteran Of The Skeleton War
• SCP-sqrt(-1)-J - SCP-$\sqrt{-1}$ -J
• SCP-SQYD-J - Sqyd Game
• SCP-TLDR-J - An Easily Digestible Document
• SCP-TTKU-J - A Thing That Kills You
  • And You Are?
• SCP-V1L3-J - A VILE Machine
• SCP-WCPGW-J - You're Thinking Too Much
• SCP-WOW-J - Dr. Fynegan and Agent Forelli's Bizarre Adventure
• SCP-WTF-J - The Worst
• SCP-XXXX-J - I want you for SCP writing!
• SCP-____-J - Procrastinati
  • Why Change?
  • Into That Good Night (Poetry)
  • SCP-TLDR-J
• SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
• SCP-@#%&!-J - Titters The Talking Bird
• SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware
  • A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
• MZL-1730 - What Happened to Site-19?
  • SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13?
• SCP-PL-KOT-J
  • KOT art
  • KOT art art

Super Cute Pets (April Fool's 2014)

• Home Page - Super Cute Pets Foundation
• SCP-006-CU-EX - Cuddly Cwawies
• SCP-682-CU - Cutest Ickle Lizard
• SCP-2600-CU - The Cutest Little Thing

Super Cool Plants (April Fool's 2020)

• Home Page - Super Cool Plants Foundation
• SCP-CC BY-SA 3.0-CO - CC-Complant
• SCP-600-CO - A Super Cool Friend Watched My Plant

Footnotes

1. "Word of God" is a term which describes a creator's statement regarding their work. Here, this means "check discussion pages to see what the author says regarding spoilers/chacters/etc."