Joke SCPs

This is an index of all the "joke" articles on the SCP Wiki. If you are interested in contributing a Joke SCP, keep the following in mind:

Joke SCPs must be funny. Site members will generally downvote jokes that they don't find funny.
Pop culture and video game references don't work when done straight. Just as with main series SCPs about mythology or folklore, it generally won't work unless you add a healthy dose of Foundation-flavored twist to it. Evangelions and portal guns simply won't cut it.
The Joke index is not a dump box for ideas that didn't make the cut for the main series. Joke SCPs are generally considered harder to write than main-series SCPs and are one of the top three most difficult things for new authors to write about (along with Humanoids and Keter-class objects).
Please don't randomly write things here. Just don't. If you want to write a joke SCP, think it out.

CODENAME: Cimmerian/kaktus Proposal - "The Broke God"
CODENAME: Daveyoufool's Proposal - "KEEP CALM AND APOLLY ON"
CODENAME: Dr. Palanez's Proposal - "The Question"
CODENAME: Another djkaktus Proposal - "RUMBLY IN ITS TUMBLY"
CODENAME: Henzoid-Crocket's Proposal - "When Day Breaks Up"
CODENAME: Fishish's Proposal - "Truth Hurts </3"
CODENAME: Plauge's Proposal - The Great Seal
CODENAME: Abraka David's Proposal - A Peak Behind the Curtain
CODENAME: MisterFrown's Proposal-J - Ol' Reliable
CODENAME: Deepwell Proposal - Site-17 Deep Well
CODENAME: ROUNDERHOUSE's Golder Proposal - Director's Cut
CODENAME: Everyone's Proposal - D-I-WHY?!
SCP-(-1)-J - Invisible spray paint, solves every problem!
SCP-000-J - "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue"
SCP-001-J - The Big Red Button
SCP-001½-J - The Big Blue Button
SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering
SCP-001-D-J - The Way It Begins
SCP-0001-J - World's Best Boss
SCP-002-J - Amnesiac Treatment
SCP-002-IT-J - The Doctor-Destroyer
SCP-0002-J - Toilet Humor
scp-3-j - Bring Your Kid to Work Day!
SCP-:3-J - Memetic Language Construct
SCP-004-J - Stan from Accounting
SCP-005-J - DO NOT LET O5 COMMAND SEE THIS
SCP-005-J-EX - "No, because she thinks he's talking about the…"
SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
SCP-6k-J - Out of the Mouths of Babes
SCP-007-J - Unidentified Muffin Creature
SCP-7K-J - Upvote/Downvote Coin
SCP-008-J - Geoff
SCP-8==D-J - Monster Containment for My Monumental Dong
SCP-009-J - Where Is It?
SCP-010-J - WHAT KETER I DON'T SEE ANY KETER
SCP-011-J - The Baby
SCP-012-J - Special Comedy Procedures
SCP-013-J - The Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom
SCP-014-J - A Fork
SCP-015-J - Just Really Misunderstood
SCP-015-DE-J - This is why the SCP Foundation hates Ducks and Geese
SCP-016-J - Is That A Missile In Your Pocket?
SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
SCP-019-J - Probably the Scarlet King
SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
SCP-021-J - Evil :(
SCP-022-J - Memetic Metal
SCP-025-J - Liquid SCP Foundation
SCP-026-J - A Cold Post
SCP-027-J - Schrödinger's Remote
SCP-027-DE-J - The big bad tap hen
SCP-028-J - PC Load Letter?!
SCP-029-J - Jesus Take the Wheel!
SCP-030-J - Jim Henson is a Real Son of a Bitch
SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors
SCP-042-J - Billions of Anomalous Pillows
SCP-043-J - Two Sticks
SCP-044-J - SCP-J(argon)
SCP-044-DE-J - This damn schnapps
SCP-048-J - Negative Probability Phrase
SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle
SCP-055-J - Who Knows?
SCP-055-DE-J - LARGE HAM!
SCP-063-J - Non-Euclidean Geometries
SCP-065-J - Singing Cacti Amigos
SCP-069-J - "Sisters of Cheyenne Point"
SCP-076-J - IN OWN WORDS
SCP-078-J - Cooties
SCP-80s-J - Strangerer Things
SCP-80-K-J - Chicken Corps
SCP-093-J - Failed Embezzlement Scheme
SCP-095-J - Anomalous Typeface
SCP-096-J - NarrAway
SCP-100-J - A Steaming Pile of Shit
SCP-ES-101-J - The Hard-To-Open Container
SCP-103-J - Confirmed
SCP-106-J - The Barbecue Man
SCP-0110-J - Personal Retirement, Effective Immediately
SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household
SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive
SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
SPC-126-J - Not Shark For Work
SCP-143-J - insert witty name here
SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work
SCP-164-J - Ear Magic
SPC-169-J - The Big One
SPC-172-J - Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight
SCP-173-J - The Original "The Sculpture"
SPC-173-J - A Fiesta Shark Statue Brutally Enforcing Vacation Time
SCP-184-J - The Elaboration Squirrel
SCP-1D6-J - Gygax's Folly
SCP-200-J - Refrigerator Logic
SCP-209-J - The Hard-To-Destroy Insect
SCP-222-J - Contagious Biophysical Behavior
SCP-222-TH-J - The Troll Cat The Genius Hacker Cat
SCP-231-J - 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh
SCP-248-J - Picture It
SCP-273-J - ‘Freezies’
SCP-294-J - Genesis, Freshly Brewed
SCP-300-J - Our Glorious Ruler
SCP-309-J - the prime example of what not to do
SCP-314-J - Numerical Proofs (That You Suck)
SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
SCP-333-J - Skippy's Corner Pub
SCP-334-J - The Lost Sock Room
SCP-343-J - Russell's Soup Can
SCP-346-J -
SCP-371-J - peanut funi xd 🥜😂
SCP-404-J - The Pantheon
SCP-405-J - random page.
SCP-419-J - A Trustworthy Man
SCP-420-J - The Best ████ in the World
SCP-444-J - Six Day Long Fruit Preserves Convention
SCP-477-J - This Should Be A Mainlist
SCP-496-J - Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen
SCP-500-J - The Punch Line
SCP-536-J - It's on the back of your head
SCP-543-J - Tweetle Beetles
SCP-555-J - Squid Mop
SCP-579-J - Microtransactions
SCP-615-J - Diplomatic Immunity
SCP-616-J - Class D Recruitment Process
SCP-619-J - Championship Belt
SCP-630-J - A Song In Their Heart
SCP-661-J - Crippling Indecisiveness
SCP-666-J - Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills
SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
SCP-682-J - SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER
SCP-700-J - Fortune Cookies are Useless
SCP-719M4-J - BALLS
SCP-721-J - A Stupid Dog Picture
SCP-723-J - Sad Roach
SCP-724-J - Bad Roach
SCP-727-J - Malevolent Celestial Object
SCP-729-J - Peep Peep, Motherfucker
SCP-732-J - Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
SCP-733-J - System Of A Down
SCP-777-J - Darkblade
SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
SCP-800-J - American Football
SCP-808-J - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
SCP-810-J - A Dog In Need Of Funds
SCP-Ate-To-Ate dach J - English
SCP-885-J - Researcher Jacobs' Inability To Clean Up After Himself
SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
SCP-938-J - Hell's Bells
SCP-939-J - Crime Time Canine
SCP-990-J - Dream Dude
SCP-999-J - Creepy Speedo Man
SCP-1000-J - Old Wives' Town
SCP-1013-J - Tree Rats
SCP-1020-J - Fridge Horror
SCP-1026-J - Mr. Somebody
SCP-1047-J - "The Troll"
SCP-1049-J - The Grim Bucket
SCP-1054-FR-J - Schisms
SPC-1057-J - Absence Of Punchable Shark
SCP-1089-J - The Carpet Ate It Again
SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
SCP-1131-J - It works, guys! Trust me!
SCP-1132-J - Head-Cannons
SCP-1134-J - Masking Tape
SCP-1150-J - Budget Hole
SCP-1162-J - "Double Down Sandwich"
SCP-1201-J - That One Movie
SCP-1212-J - Standards
SCP-1224-J - Duck-Class Personnel
SCP-1225-J - The Holiday Spirit
SCP-1234-J - An SCP
SCP-1256-J - Bees are Dumb as Fuck, Much More So than You Could Possibly Imagine
SCP-1294-J - Watering-down Can
SCP-12954-J - Damn, That's Deep
SCP-1319-J - Move Britannia
SCP-1322-J - A Whole New World
SCP-1333-J! - THE SCREAMING MAN
SCP-1344-J - Glass-Like Lifeform
SCP-1394-J - Upside-Down Connector
SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
SCP-1459-J - X-Sponge
SCP-1471-J - Sensual Containment Procedures
SCP-1472-J - Scranton Realty Anchors
SCP-1543-J - The Sun Launcher
SCP-1550-J - The Professor's Wheelchair
SCP-1557-J - The Writer's Block
SCP-1595-J - Sweethearts
SCP-1622-J - No Object Class Whatsoever
SCP-1638-J - A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate
SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"
SCP-1-800-J - SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
SCP-1830-J - Opening Line
SCP-1840-J - The Hard Sell
SCP-1851-J - Fibber Lake
SCP-1861-J - Battle Hymn of the Foundation
SCP-1883-J - Scallywags, Cutthroats, and Pirates!
SCP-1912-J - The Land of [REDACTED]
SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
SCP-1921-J - Riemann's Router
SCP-1922-J - Pathetic System of American Pigs
SCP-1938-J - Typhoid Mary
SCP-1939-J - FIX MY FUCKING ROOF
SCP-1948-J - The Comrade
SCP-1950-J - Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
SCP-1955-J - Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion
SCP-1960-J - Stone Sphere
SCP-1981-J - Just A Small Town Girl
SCP-1984-J - Literally 1984
SCP-1986-J - Beat The Mets
SCP-1987-J - Bitchin' Solo
SCP-1992-J - Hype Train
SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
SCP-1997-J - Pro-Pain
SCP-2000-J - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back
SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
SCP-2002-J - The -J stands for Jaywalker
SCP-2006-J - Metamorphic Eldritch Entity
SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
SCP-2019-J - a shaggy dog
SCP-2029-J - Artificial Unintelligence
DDD-2034 - Destroy, Destroy, Destroy
SCP-2041-J - Tankapult
SCP-2100-J - Hard-Boiled Fedora
SCP-2103-J - "Hatbot"
SCP-2130-J - "But seriously, folks…"
SCP-2212-J - CALL NOW AND GET APOLLYON FREE!
SCP-2317-J - A Door to Another Parody
SCP-2383-J - Science
SCP-2412-J - The Laplander
SCP-2421-J - The Upvote Syndrome
SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
SCP-2559-J - Portal to the Plane of Infinite Kittens
SCP-2600-J - Bicycle Mafia
SCP-2615-J - Clap Your Hands
SCP-2618-J - Then Who Was Nanners?
SCP-2718-J - Weekend at Dammerung's
SCP-2719-J - an inside joke
SCP-2772-J - SUV Sales Pitch
SCP-2800-J - Corking the Beast in the Desert
SCP-2845-J - Deer God.
SPC-2935-J - O, Fin
SCP-2950-J - THE POSTCARD
SCP-3000-J - Kellogg's® Foundation Flakes™!
SCP-3001-J - Brown Reality.
SPC-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old BLÅHAJ
SCP-3034-J - Voresnake
SCP-3V1L-J - The Master Plan
SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
SCP-3448-J - Should Have Taken Him Sleeping
SCP-3467-J - Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken
SCP-3472-J - In time, you will come to hate me.
SCP-3560-J - A Discerning Gentleman
SCP-3790-J - Pantopicon IV: The Search for Pantopticon III (sic)
SPC-3871
SCP-3999-J - Talloran's Sacrifice
SCP-4000-J - 2boo
Taboo-J
SCP-4001-J - Life, Read Right to Left
SCP-4002-J - Curd of Prey
SCP-4040-J - The Object You Just Had!
SCP-4055-J - Ugly Dog
SCP-4128-J -
SCP-4237-J - Object of Indescribable Action
SCP-4263-J - Googly Eyes
SCP-4297-J - Normal Australian Wildlife
SCP-4357-J - Cooperative Demon
SCP-4389-J - Can the Foundation do THIS?
SCP-4444-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin
SCP-4445-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley
SCP-4463-J -
SCP-4590-J - Japucha
SCP-4619-J - Across the Foundationverse
SCP-4666-J - The Happy Fun Christmas Man!
SCP-47-47-J - Rusty the Wonder Dog
SCP-4800-J - The One True God
SCP-5000-J - The Cookie Caper
SCP-5001-J - What?
SCP-5031-J - Yet ANOTHER one of many murder monsters.
SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
SCP-5200-J - JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!
SCP-5243-J - The Vector that Keeps On Vectoring
SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
SCP-5308-J - The Collection
SCP-5400-J - This Page Is Classified
SCP-5417-J - The Deadly Nackle
SCP-5555-J - The Chibinator
SCP-5678-J - That Particular Point On Sunday Where It Feels Like Monday
SCP-5846-J - Author's Commentary
SCP-5972-J - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
SCP-6000-Jay - The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
SCP-6009-J - HerbiVore!? I Barely Even Know Her!
SCP-6132-J - Terrain Fumble
SCP-6140-J - The Br*tish Empire
SCP-6269-J - The Multiversal Fishing Machine
SCP-6283-J - Standard Foundation Procedure
SCP-6327-J - [redacted for brevity]
SCP-6395-J - [untitled fish article]
SCP-6969-J - The End of Sex 6.9: You Can (Not) Reproduce
SCP-6989-J - Old Man Yells At Clouds
SCP-7000-J - Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-7007-J - Subs Only!
SCP-7143-J - THE KNOB
SCP-7159-J - The Ballad of Zero Fucks Givin' Harvey
SCP-7394-J - HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE
SCP-7423-J - Born to Fry
SCP-7475-J - Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000
SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
SCP-7789-J - There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won't fly.
SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule
SCP-8000-J - Actually, It's Pronounced…
SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
SCP-8008-J - The Grater Good
SCP-80RK-J - Unfortunately The Best Doggo
SCP-8111-J - Why I Quit The Foundation (And Other Tips For Romance!)
SCP-8231-J - Super Flying T-Rex
SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
SCP-8881-J - Yellow Car
SCP-8888-J - Just a Silly Little Guy!
SCP-8988-J - Twitch Writes an SCP
SCP-9000-J - ⠓⠕⠏⠑⠀⠽⠕⠥⠀⠉⠁⠝⠀⠗⠑⠁⠙⠀⠃⠗⠁⠊⠇⠇⠑
SCP-9000.01-J - SKIP SHIP
SCP-9119-J - Horrid Little Gustav
SCP-9999-J - Ground Beef
SCP-10101-J - Not A Self-Insert At All
SCP-15000-J - The Dupe Dective
SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
SCP-99826-J - The Mind Screw
SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill
SCP-41D3N73-J - Lotsa Pasta
SCP-649-2568-J - Technicolor Geography
SCP-1347-1353-J - What a Pestis
SCP-2128046979-J - You don't know her, she works at a different Site!
SCP-32-J - The Criminal
SCP-ADMONITION-J - THE MADNESS OF PLACEHOLDER MCDOCTORATE
SCP-Big egg - Big egg
SCP-BLANK-J - Curse You, Antimemetics!
SCP-CASH4D-J - The People Person
SCP-CN-2000-J - Foundation's Bizarre Black-Technologies
SCP-COOL-J - A Really Cool Guy
SCP-damej-J - damej robit
SCP-Ducks-J - KILLER SALES AT SITE-19!!!
SCP-DTBMH-J - I Know Why the Black Moon Yips
SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
SCP-ES-101-J - The Hard-To-Open Container
SCP-ES-I don't care-J - I don't care
SCP-Jaguar-J - Junior Researcher Hutchins' Incredible Automobile
SCP-JOHN-J - The 'Site Director'
SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
SCP-L135-J - Very Powerful Psychic Man
SCP-MEOW-J - Meow
SCP-META-EX-J - Please Don't Coldpost
SCP-MORE GUN-J - Guns Pointed At The Balls Of God
SCP-MWT-J - [SELF-PROPAGATING DANGER]
SCP-MYSTERY-J - A Mysterious Placeholder
SCP-NUMBERONEDOGGO-J - The Goodest of Good Boys
SCP-O5-J - Sorry, I do not understand the command.
SCP-PL-KOT-J - It's a social experiment
SCP-PU1P-J - A PULPy Machine
SCP-REBUS-J - This Was A Bad Idea
SCP-ROCKS-J - A Pile Of Rocks That Need To Shut The Hell Up
SCP-SAFE-J - Some safes
SCP-SCP-J - It's Scippy!
SCP-Shrimp-JP-J - ＞ A saury ＜
SCP-SPC-J - "Shark" "Punching" "Center"
SCP-SPDR-J - Arachnophobic Colleague
SCP-SPOOKY-J - A Veteran Of The Skeleton War
SCP-sqrt(-1)-J - SCP- $\sqrt{-1}$ -J
SCP-SQYD-J - Sqyd Game
SCP-TLDR-J - An Easily Digestible Document
SCP-TTKU-J - A Thing That Kills You
SCP-V1L3-J - A VILE Machine
SCP-Vs-J - Can SCP-Vs-J beat…
SCP-WCPGW-J - You're Thinking Too Much
SCP-WOW-J - Dr. Fynegan and Agent Forelli's Bizarre Adventure
SCP-WTF-J - The Worst
SCP-XXXX-J - I want you for SCP writing!
SCP-____-J - Procrastinati
SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
SCP-@#%&!-J - Titters The Talking Bird
SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware
SCP-███-J - The "███ Guy"
JJJ-JJJJ-J - JIt's Ja Joke
SCP-ZZZZ-J - is a good one to end on

Super Cute Pets (April Fool's 2014)

Home Page - Super Cute Pets Foundation
SCP-006-CU-EX - Cuddly Cwawies
SCP-682-CU - Cutest Ickle Lizard
SCP-2600-CU - The Cutest Little Thing

Super Cool Plants (April Fool's 2020)

Home Page - Super Cool Plants Foundation
SCP-CC BY-SA 3.0-CO - CC-Complant
SCP-600-CO - A Super Cool Friend Watched My Plant

Other Joke Pages

Tales:

Aprillipäivä (Adult)
CONTEST CONTEST
End Of Deaf; or, In the Clutches of Dumb
Fishing Team Main (April Fools 2022)
Funny Clown Show, Episode 37
I, Am Late
I, a polar bear covering my nose in a snowstorm
ion X bumaro forevurr (Adult)
Log of Anomalous Ducks
Log of Non-Anomalous Items
Log of Non-Anomalous Items II: Sequels are Always Worse
MZL-1730 - What Happened to Site-19?
MZL-1915 - The Horrors of Paperwork!!!
New Technical Issues
New Technical Issues Archive
Reality
RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE RAPPING
SCP-3
SCP-173, but every sentence is a crosslink
SCP-173 But…
SCP-173 But… it's a Collaborative Log
SCP-173 But it's Composed Of Wikidot Usernames
SCP-173 But it's the ADMONITION Hub
SCP-1425-765
SCP Wiki Discussion Page Simulator
Technical Issues
The Flesh That Raves
The Things Dr. Spanko Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation
The Totally Legit SCP-6000 Entry Contest!
Zyn Says The F-Word

Essays:

Other:

Tales Featuring Joke SCPs

Below, you can find a recreation of the Joke SCP list which includes all on-site works that star, reference, or otherwise include individual Joke SCPs, slotted conveniently beneath each entry for your reading pleasure.

SCP Foundation

Secure, Contain, Protect

Super Cute Pets (April Fool's 2014)

Super Cool Plants (April Fool's 2020)

Other Joke Pages

Tales Featuring Joke SCPs